[YTP] Peridot tries to sin 

"We gems save people and Pearl".

This deserves a Pearl Point!

Lapis: I want u to leave! Peri: no Peri: leaves

"I'm kind of a big meme" -Peridot

Water?.... *S e r i o u s l y.*

call the police

She's beauty She's grace She's a dorito from space

"I EVEN THREW A CLOD AT YELLOW DIAMOND!"

“Here comes a *thought of having to look at her every day.”*

Ooooo.... actually I want the *lapidot* “Same peri... same” 😂

Thing is, Peridot is physically incapable of sinning, she is too pure.

4:46 “Lapis, why are you being so *meme* ?”

We gems save people and pearl

0:21 When a peridot dances better than you do

Peridot: "Where are our noses?" Steven: "Oh, that's just my style lately." Peridot: "Are not having fingers also your style?" Steven: "No, I'm just bad at drawing hands." Me: *No one has understood me so well before.*

We Gems! Save People and... Pearl :D

0:16 It’s true... peridot is canadian

We save people, and P E A R L

"We, Gems save people *_A N D P E A R L ."_*

“Uhm... Sauce?” “ARRRGGGHH!”

''Here comes a thought of having to look at her every day'' You've earned my respect

1:31 I'm kind of a big MEME A big anti-home world MEME

No one: Not even a single gem: Peridot: *_"Even I threw a clog right at Yellow Diamond."_*

“Um..... sos..?” Me when mum asks why I’m sneaking out of the house at 3 am

probably already done, but, transcript: 🎵 _We Gems save people and Pearl_ 🎵 [TITLE SCREEN: LAPIDOT by Scoop Universe] Peridot: And then I'll say "NO!" And then she'll say "No." Am I right? Why don't we watch the sun come up while we figure out what to do with all this time, eh Lazuli? Peridot, facet 5. [The Deedee Magno verse from "L.A." by The Party plays] Peridot: Let's begin. Lapis: This isn't gonna work. ["Fix You" by Coldplay plays] Peridot: Wait, what? Lapis: I really thought I would be living alone. Steven: Yeah. I saw this on an episode of a TV show! TV Steven: We'll divide this place in half! You'll both have your own space! High ceilings, real wood floors, convenient location in the heart of the country. Steven: I didn't see how it ended, but, I'm sure it worked out great. So what do you think, roomies? Peridot: NO! Lapis: No. Peridot: What's the problem?! You're the one getting all the good stuff! You've got the Lapidot and Amedot on your side! You can do tons with those! Ooh, actually, I kinda want the Lapidot. You wanna trade something? Lapis: That's not the problem. Peridot: Buh. Steven: What's wrong, Lapis? Lapis: It's her. Peridot: Euh? Lapis: 🎵 _Here comes a_ 🎵 thought of having to look at her every day. Peridot: *Euh?* Lapis: She's the one who dragged me back to Earth! Peridot: Hey! I even threw a clog right at Yellow Diamond! I'm kind of a big Meme. A big, anti-Homeworld Meme. Lapis: I don't think this is going to work. Steven: Uhh, umm, good to know. Steven: Uh...sauce. Peridot: Ugh! Steven: Cards are a great way to tell someone something if you don't wanna see your face. Here, look! It's you and Lapis holding hands! Peridot: Where are our noses? Steven: Oh, that's kinda part of my style lately. Peridot: Is not having fingers also your style? Steven: No, I, I'm just bad at drawing hands. Just try to Sin. Peridot: Hm. Peridot: Hey Lazuli! [Scare chord] Peridot: Hey Lazuli! Hey! Lazuli! Hey! Steven did the outside, and I did the inside! [Water splash] Lapis: Water? Seriously? Peridot: Noses. Noses! I was the most Sin as per Steven's instructions. Steven: How about a gift? Peridot: N'yes! What. Steven: Hm... Think of things she likes. Peridot: Things she likes... [Jeopardy music plays] Peridot: Ah! Steven: Oh? Peridot: No... Steven: No? Peridot: Nuh-uh. [Jeopardy music plays] Peridot: But if...! Steven: Yeah? Peridot: Nah... Steven: Yeah. [Both groan] Steven: Water. Steven: You can't see through those, right? Lapis: Yes. Steven: Good to know. Well, here we are! Lapis: Water? *_Seriously?_* Peridot: Yeah! Lapis: You do realize that I spent the last few months trapped under the ocean, right? Steven: Uh... Peridot: [unprintable noise] Lapis: I'm Lapis Lazuli! And you can't keep me trapped here anymore! Lapis: Yeah. Steven: Uh... Peridot: [unprintable noise] Lapis: Steven, it's your fault. Gotta blast! Peridot: What a cloddy idea! Whatever! [chipmunk voice] Whatever! [even more chipmunk voice] WHATEVER! Wha-wha-what. Wha-what. What. EVER! Clearly, there's nothing important enough for me to give to Lazuli. At least I have you, recorder. Peridot: Ta-da! See, ribbon is blue. I 🎵GOT YOUR NUMBER🎵 Peridot: Uh. When I was stuck here, Steven gave me this recorder as a gift and I didn't really get it at first but, it made me feel better. Just to talk about weird stuff. It'll help you too! Lapis: [holding the Scoop Universe video] I don't want...your garbage. Lapis: I want you... *_TO LEAVE!_* Peridot: ...NO! Steven: Lapis, why are you being so Meme? Now it's too late, and she's never coming back again. Peridot: [runs back screaming] Steven: Oh, she's coming back again! Peridot: They're here!! Steven: Run! ["Space Jam" by Charles Barkley plays] Peridot: Holy smokes. ["Space Jam" by Charles Barkley plays] Greg: *Call the police*

"you get all the LAPIDOTS and AMEDOTS" ........... im dead.........

"Im a meme. An anti homeworld meme" Lapis is mood meme

1:32 ,,I’m kind of a big MEME. A big anti homeworld MEME.”

"Lapis, why are you being so MEME?"

*Here comes a* THOUGHT OF HAVING TO LOOK AT HER EVERYDAY...

"And then ill say, *NO* " "And then she'll say, no..."

Lapis: i want you, TO LEAVE Peridot: No. *leaves anyway*

“We gems save people and Pearl” Pretty accurate with the amount of times she has reformed.

"Ehh, sauce"

Peri: hey lazuli!! Lapis: *angry yellow diamond noises*

Quote of the day: “why did pink ditch spinel” Edit: y’all I made this as a joke-

Lapis why are you being so meme.

^^^High Quality YTP^^^

“Uh, sauce.” -Steven Universe

2:31 Me: *Looks at Steven* Also me: *WHHEEEEEZEEE*

If Lapid and Peridot don't fuse in the next hour... *C A L L T H E P O L I C E*

CALL THE POLICE

4:38 *"NO!"* **leaves anyway**

1:31 " I even threw crocs at yellow diamond"

We gems save people That's basically the theme song in a nutshell

I laugh so much when she ran so dang fast lol

My... Subtitle on 4:35 "I want you babe" XD FREAKING IM SERIOUSLY *thats not funny-*

She sinned by being too cute. *Also not to mention she pushed off Greg and killed him. While he was saying, “CALL THE POLICE” in a worried tone.*

...here comes the *THOUGHT OF HAVING TO LOOK AT HER EVERY DAY*

"IM LAPIZ LAZILI AND U CANT KEEP ME TRAPPED HERE ANY MORE!" :|

1:00 "No!" *No...* "WhAtS tHe PrOblEm!1?2?"

Steven: So whaddya think, roomies? Peridot: No! :D Lapis: No. :(

"Lapis, why are you being so meme?"

"Steven it's your fault."

Peridot: how does one sin? Me: *jumpes outta no where* i'M gLaD yOu aSkEd

4:32 Lapis: i want you, to LEAVE! Subtitles: *I want you babe* Me: *Even the subtitles want lapidot-*

Someone get Mkatwood

At one point I heard Peridot say "I'm a big hentai homeworld meme!" Oh god I'm dying send help.

4:32 I should have only put "I want you" and that was all then peridot would say no and walk away 🤣🤣

Lapis: “I want you to leave!” Peridot: “No!” Peridot: *leaves anyway*

0:39 "Look, I'm so moved, I'm crying."

I'M LAPIS-LAZULI AND YOU CAN'T KEEP ME TRAPPED ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!

2:31 That face works so well🤣🤣🤣

0:21 Pearl’s secret rap career was a good meme😔

"A CROC" FUCK ITS 3 AM AND IM CHOKING WHY AM I LIKE THIS

WARNING: THIS VIDEO DOES NOT HAVE NOSES

*“We gems save people and Pearl!”*

Alternate title: Lapis has a Brain Blast

THIS IS PRICELESS! Make more :3

0:20 nnnnnoooooo the flash backs

RU-vid: HOW ABOUT THIS ONE FROM THE PAST?

“And then I’ll say no! And then she’ll say no..” Every 14 year old girl ever

Eh, lazuli

I see somebody likes Mkatwood.

" Why dont we watch the Sun come up" another peridot line that sounds like a song

2:13 my sister trying to tell me some thing Lapidot? More like lapiTHOT

C A L L T H E P O L I C E

This was when peri was still a whole head taller than steven 0:28

"Um-" "Sauce" *Steven has such wise words*

I know why this episode is called “Lapidot” because of Lapis x Peridot.

1:44 uhh... sauce

you just described the entire plot of this show with that abridged intro XD

Nobody: Not a single soul: Lapis: I want u to leave! Subtitles: I want u babeee

*Different communities portrayed by Steven Universe* Gacha community: 1:57-2:06

*Remember when Peridot was taller than Steven.*

see the ribbon is blue🎶♩ I GOT YOUR NUMBER ♩🎶

PERIDOT XD The first one was me Peridot is my birthstone 0:23 me dancing And I wear glasses I feel like peridot

This video is three years old and STILL legendary

When you try your best but you don't succeed.....When you get what you want but not what need.... You sin

"I'm kind of a big meme." Edit: why does this have so many likes and comments all i did was quote Peridot,,, this is just like that episode of 'Worlds Quietest Let's Play' from Markiplier when my comment in which I quoted Mark got like 800 likes im crying,,,,,

The best part about this is that it makes you realise everything peridot does is a hair away from a RU-vid poop already

Lapis: I want you to LEAVE! Peridot: No! Also Peridot: *proceeds to leave*

“I threw a clog at yellow diamond!” After all this time, she actually fought the diamonds in clogs

The heck

Here comes a........thought of looking at her everyday. -Lapis/Garnet I died.

am i the only one who wasn't able to watch this YTP for like a year? it wasn't available to watch...but i'm so happy it's back!

Me:Ok time to do this math test question one 5+5 2:43 2:56 2:43 2:56 Teacher: the test is over now kids please hand back your papers

Steven: Lapis, why are you being so M E M E?

Just found this in my likes. This is a great ytp and I'm glad I watched it again.

I don't want your garbage. (CRUSH)