This was also our way to poke fun at the plot holes we found unfulfilling when my bro and I first saw the movie. please tell me someone will get the beethoven joke
"Dis machine is fierce ad sexy!" "We all need to run to Target. Any Wal-Mart sympathizers here?" "Look how comfortable, gold, cold, betrothed, swol, so very old, you've become." "It's all true, the mumbo and the jumbo." "RAAAAAVE!" "You need a T-shirt, I can show you the ways of the MERCH!" Definitely some of the best lines in the YTP! But the whole thing was incredible!
7:38. Hey, sauce. Did you just call me sauce? Sorry, Han Sauce. Target has a big deal. We all need to run to Target. Are there any conspirators here? Walmart sempathizers? You got another problem. Costco.
Reasons why I keep rewatching this: Gramps has laser eyes! 0:49 The most fruitful conversation ever: 1:30 Swole: 2:05 Yo mama: 2:18 The most fruitful conversation ever pt. 2: 2:43 Ice cream for everyone: 3:00 The most fruitful conversation ever pt. 3 3:28 Yeeee: 4:02 General Hux sucks: 4:09 Snoke needs a diaper change: 4:35 OI! 5:27 bb8 = palps 5:41 Popedamppoepoopdmopdemdopoemd: 6:03 You're 14! 6:30 I thought it was steak: 6:37 Moof milk: 7:00 FLAT: 7:33 Sauce and target: 7:38 Those bees: 9:05 Casually shoots son: 9:34 BEN: 9:47 Doors: 10:05 Maul: 11:04 General Hux trips: 11:15 This machine is FIERCE and SEXY: 11:20 Rekt: 11:24 Thermal oscillator: 11:48 That bass tho: 12:22 RAVE: 13:00 You need a t-shirt: 13:06 Squeaky boi: 13:12 Rey Kenobi: 14:00
Poe: why are you doing this? Finn: cause it's the right thing JAKKU! Poe: We are gonna do this Later Poe: what's your name? Finn: FN 2187 Poe: F what? Finn: FN 2187 Poe: F WHAT!? Finn: That's the only name they gave me Poe: WHAT!? Finn: FN 21- Poe: WHAT!? Finn: OH YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING! Finn: Umm F two one thing seven Poe: uh what? Finn: I got a pretty messed up day alright Poe: **** I'm gonna call you **** is that alright? Finn: What!? Poe: Hi I'm poe poe dic toe Finn: What!?
Last month my friend and I were *literally* not figuratively on the floor laughing our asses off at this. Thank you for entertaining a couple drunks my good sir. So funny, and we're constantly referencing it in our friend group too.
Finn really did have a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad, pretty messed up day. He can't deal with Jakku any longer, and everyone surrounded by him are idiots.
I couldn't hold my piss, sneeze and tears I CANT HOLD IT IN! Thank you so much for this YTP! Best YTP of all time! This is going at teh TOP of my YTP list