[YTP]: Holly Blue Agate is Homophobic 

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we do not run or *SHOUT I N T H E S E H A L L W A Y S*

I think Holly Blue disliked the video

Who thinks the pink diamond assassination was an inside job?

1:04 "What if I say something gay?" Me during family reunions.

i laughed way to hard at yellow diamond saying "im going to shatter you"

Rubies are red Sapphires are blue Amethyst is purple She must be a fu......sion

I laughed so hard when the Yellow Diamond/Girl losing her shit when she cant sing thing that a piece of chicken dropped from my mouth and my cat saw it and now its eating it

What are you doing? _Making chocolate pudding_ *Repeatedly kicks in shins*

I DIED AT THE "ZOO MACHINE 🅱ROKE"

I feel like my status as creator of the gayest Steven Universe YTPs is being threatened and I'm not happy

Holly Blue: What are you doing? Famethysts: *mAkiN' cHoCoLaTe pUdDiN'*

Blue Diamond is gay! She's straight! And escort that gay human to Blue Diamond

Don't you know I miss her TooOoooOoooOoO AAAAHAHA that's basically me going through puberty the day after I turned 12.

Stop Famethyst ankle abuse!

Blue AgatexSapphire new OTP

"YES, of course we DESTROYED her!"

*Say something straight* Ruby: "Uuummm... Blue Diamond loves Pearl!" #nailedit

"I don't know why anyone trust's those ships" I know how you feel. ;-;

OHM! I almost choke on my own saliva with laughter! This a unique experience...

quality content I subbed for 😩👏👏👏

The first joke in and I was already laughing harder than I could imagine. This is art.

yellow diamond hitting those high notes IM DEAD 💀💀💀💀

"don't you think I miss her tooOOooOOOOOO"

“But Pearl isn’t straight at all!” “ *FUCK* you ” Best line by far

ive never even seen a straight amethyst before same.

"Our bodies are made of ass" That's why pearl is one of my favorites 👌

1:55 sapphire's predictions as right as always

overwatch jokes... gay jokes... nice

omg yellow diamond as the i will always love you girl had me laughing so hard

3:40 we are always thinking on M E XDXD

sorry it took so long I got really depressed lol

Everything in this is canon, up to and including their bodies being made of @ss.

Usually edited Steven universe edits aren't good But this one is good less ear rapes tho Add mixed words that make no sense and caption them, it makes YTPs so much funnier

I hardly laugh but this is clearly an exception, omfg.

(holly blue kicking)

This killed me. Just accept that you're gay, Holly so that you and sapphire can smash.

*something from the video in bold*

Does sapphire blink or wink?

I BURST OUT LAUGHING AT 1AM THANKS ALOT

"I'm sass with my personal pearl" "I DIDN'T FIGHT A THOUSAND YEAR WAR FOR THIS PLANET TO TA-"

"Yes, of course we destroyed her" "And we're always thinking of me" "Now you have to shatter her!" ouch my theories WHERE ARE ALL THE OTHER LIKES

I seriously shrieked with that last kick to that poor Amethyst's legs before they walked away

“My word! I don’t know why anyone trusts those ships!” Shows SU shipping. Love it.

3:59 when the puberty hits you hard

*Kicks shin*

in demonicly robotic voice: WE DO NOT RUN OR SHOUT IN THESE HALLWAYS

*HUMAN ZOO MACHINE BROKE*

this is like one of the only ytps i saw and enjoyed so much that i laughed. omg bless you for creating this.

see the funny thing is I saw the title and thought it was a legit scene in an episode

2:20

Students: *are loud in hallways* Teachers: we do not run or *SHOUT IN THESE HALLWAYS* 2:21

Don't you know i miss her *TOOT*

Steven: you'll never take me alive you rockheads! Me: its ok he got the r pass

im here to shatter whut? XD

For some reason I really love this and keep playing it everyday lmao. Ur an YTP god

"Why didn't you tell me there was a SaS?" "Aaaaaaaaaaa..."

Holly: [Under hushed tone] "Why didn't you tell me there was a sas?" Amethyst:"Uuuhhhhhhhh" Killed me! XD

"Why didn't you tell me there was a SAAS?" "Oooohhhh--"

we do not run or sHOUT IN THESE HALLWAYS

How can Blue Diamond actually do that with Pearls? I mean, the Pearls would split in half, explode, etc.

3:27 "An Agate has a use they can go and f*ck a Sapphire". XD I cried laughing, and spat out my water on my dog. Thank you.

“I just realized, I left the gra” “...what?”

Not the video we wanted but the video we deserved

my throat is dead from laughing, thanks alot time to watch more

2:06 Ruby say something sexual

Pearlmathyst for life

Amethyst: "Uh, what about me?" Sapphire: "...No."

Fear the power of Holly Blue's go-go boots! 👢👢👢👢

Your YTPS came out when I was still in high school and every now and then I will randomly remember them 😭😭it’s like a curse

1:24 "making chocolate pudding" 🤣

"play it straight" Welp, nice knowing ya'll, this was a good series.

the likes were at 69. me being a good citizen and liked it to turn it into 70. B)

1:46 Oh my god that's priceless.

Everytime Holly Blue kicks the Amethyst Guard I keep losing it! Thank you for this, it is easily a daily pick me up!

try watching without laughing and if u laugh u have to restart the video

0:22 My parents: Are you gay? 0:27 Me, A bisexual: Ummm, Nooooo!

Best ytp I have seen in a while

Holly: What are you doing? Quartz: Making chocolate pudding.

I'm dead in the first ten seconds. I was choking😂😂😂😂.. I'm here to shatter you.... Why would you want to.... Her. And we're always thinking of me... When yellow couldn't sing

"We think pearl fucks amethyst" I'M LAUGHING SO HARD WHY

This is the best thing I HAD EVER SEEN

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Why is this still funny years later

The making chocolate pudding and Ruby leaving the crack killed me😂

"I'm Here to Shatter You!" " *O O O O O O O H ! !* "

omg i love that there are still recent comments, I miss when SU was famous and had a huge fandom 😭

Jesus what a great intro start lol.

"An agate has a use, they can go and **** a sapphire." *Agate and Sapphire looking at each other* *angry Ruby noises*

I love the smell of a good YTP in the morning

This is completely beautiful omg yaasssss

This made me want to start watching this show

I was wheezing the entire time

2:20 Holly Blue Agate has demons in her!

This is art

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Making chocolate pudding. .-. *KICKKICKKICKKICK*

These YTPs make me laugh so hard

Bruh the Agathe f- sapphire scene just kills me

the ending with yellow diamond killed me omfg

The holly blue and sapphire parts killed me, such a great song choice Lol.