Bones, Sus, JoJsh and DaThings1. Im not a part of the Gamegrumps or Normal Boots. Don't Rattle Me Bones for 3SP and SUS 1 and 2: The game for W11 are sold separately.
Not paying attention; there was a real man named John who was found to have a mutation that made his bones 8 times stronger than normal, several people with more strength than normal, a boy who can see in the dark, human skin made bulletproof with spider protein, and a large group of super psychic children secretly in China (though I'm not sure of the last one).
i has subtitles *intro* -jonNoN -Once upon a time there was a land that had no swuuus -Cried read a muck -People,they were dead...sometimes in dirt gravel-and seven asses :D -And then...there was light,from the hilltops a shadowy figure emerged,it was light,but also light -They also had super strengh was made from metal and had the properties of woow -And they had great hair -IT WAS JAUNT R0N MAN AND HIS TRUSTY FALCON JON TRON MAN -*eagle sound* -Toghetar....they had really good hair -BRAAM BRAAM BRAAM MAARB -BAAM BROOOOOOOM -BAAM WROOOOOOOM -*pitched voice* BEEEM WRAAAAAAAAM -BAAAAAA-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a *jon.exe has stopped working* -And then they made a bi-i-i-i-lion swuuuus -*and here we have jonus safarinus in his natural habitat,reading a book,they say he can throw a book that makes no sound and rewind time!* -*more sightins of jonus safarinus* -Well that was a lotta shet,i think they used our likenesess,are we sue? -NO...I DONT WANT DAT -Yeah we should sue... -Socks......man FAKE socks at least there were superheroes in REALITY -Lets go play one about it..... -Lets see what game to we want to play today... -*jon.exe thinking intensifies* -Nightshade..... -Shadenight.... (shitnight) -Nightshade,start of the neighborhood watch guy -Dont let em touch yo kids o-o -Nightshade is an interesting BEAST its a game made by NIGHTSHADE software-the people who would go on and make UNUSUAL BRICKS *tf2 confurmed* -This game almost defies JOJSH it seems to place all over the place but hey...most importantly *que heyyeayeyehea* -Its a ytp! -*ninja tron throws thing in console* -Nightshade,the HEUGH of HEUGH! -So,pathetic MEEM-your career has begun before is over -DAMN U *random sounds with music rythm* -CHREHCK -*???* -aaah uhh oh! *spamming B button* -oh-oh im actually playing? well...what a start,im about to die..iey I GOT ET -*leakd footage half lief 3 for da new consul nintendo ps old* -You rattled his bones! try agein? -Dis gun be a gud gaem -I think this should be the new standard its like-hey wanna play some suus 2? bombom *oh god not banjo kazooie nuts n bolts* *jantran ded* -WELL i may have gotten blown up by a bomb but apparently thats what happens when ur unpopular..like nightshade... -Oh whats this? lets pick it up -who whoa whoa whoa -Wh-what? excuse me,i didnt believe i was playing tetrisssssssssssss *boom* -S-s-s-so apparently if you push the SQUARE button nightshade disappears and transforms into a..a blinking A -*super mario overworld* yeh-yeh yeh yeh-yeh yeh...yeh. -I suppose what we have here is some sort of point and click adventure game hybrid -When you interact with the inviroment you curse -GET THE FU-u-u-u-DOWN...OOOAAOOOWN -Now here lies the problem with nightshade -The A button is used to JUUUUMP things and the B button is used to LOOOOOUD :\ -Nightshade's hard to impress-you take him to a history museum and you go like look at that giant bronze horse from the early SUS times and hes like EEH,nothing unusual here -You take him to the future history museum and you go look at that giant hologram horse from the distant C.I tie-JOJSH times and hes like Nightshade cant do dat -So im preety tyeeety suuuursh sure youre supposed to pick this up. -Butt A dont2it and B dont2it so what 2it? this control only got-ten buttons... DAT WAS A JOEK THX 4 CUMING -So get this..you gotta walk over to it JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUST in the right spot -Push select to bring up your menu -Moseon all over the pick up icon -Move the reticule over to the crow and then Nightshade starts to be like WHO DAT LUKS SOMETHUN UNUSUAL EM GONNA BEND DAWN TO PIK IT UP -Oh boy....... -Now it dosent sound that big of a deal now but this SHIT gets so convaluted its like WHAT ARE ALL THESE MENU OPTIONS I JUST WANNA PLAY THE GAME -WHAT IS THIS SYSTEM SETTINGS? -*chuckle* By the way watch out,that button dosent QUIT the menu it QUITS the game -I learned that the hard way and it dosent even go "Are you sure?" its just like *fart! a magic SUUUS apear'd* -Big haired jon starin at suus like creep -swuuus swuuus SWUUUUUUUUUS
