The way he just goes “Hmm...it’s not enough!” gets me every time. Especially since every time he does it he manages to go up another level of messed up.
crystal meth, ecstasy, heroine, LSD, *triforce* , opium, flunitrazepam, ketamine, mdma, mescaline... great sentence mixing on that whole part, why is rosen so good at saying the names of medicine/drugs
The recipe for Rosen Delight: Several teaspoons of the Michael Rosen Crap Miss Fridge (diced) A sprinkle of pepper A sprinkle of salt A slice of bread 100 teaspoonfuls of sugar Literally every drug in existence Vodka Dog piss Dog shit Spit Mucus Worms Spiders Flies Cook in a pan over a fire and serve
Here’s the recipe Two heads Dog urine 30 insects Poop Toilet water Metal Springlocks A spiderweb A hair comb Bake in oven 1.0000000000000000000000000 sec Enjoy
Writing while hearing: The following go in the oven: -Crap -A melted human head -A piece of bread And the following in a frying pan -A hvman heart, cut into pieces fried -Hvman bl00d. Put it in the pan -C*caine, magic mushrooms, C*nium, Crvstal m*th, *xtasy, H*roine, L$D, trvffles, *pium and k*tamine, D1methoxv4mphet4m1ne (DM4), V*dka. They go all into the pan, along with the heart and bl00d. -Dog piss and dog sh1t -Human saliva -Human snot -Worms, spiders, flies and other insects Like if you survived after the meal.
I've never seen a traditional YTP since forever. YTPs used to be like this. No original content, no storyline. Just straight up homemade jokes, memes and insane editing.
I kept getting confused because the "pan" and then immediately doing the "ss" sound of pouring into it sounds like he's saying "pants" so I was trying to figure out why he was dumping rancid ingredients into his pants
Watching with only audio ended up that way in my head the first time through, but it's amusing anyway. It's clear what it means when watching the video + audio together
@@CaptainPlums dude i've been lul-ing at this video on and off for years and literally never one noticed that LMAO guess it's because it's the same color as the background
EDIT: I LAUGHED SO HAD NEAR THE END- Like I love how in all the Michael Rosen YTPs hes like some psychopath who acts like when everyone else reacts they're the weird ones 💀💀
I'm so glad RU-vid recommended this to me, otherwise I would have never known you were active again. Welcome back! I loved the use of "okay" to make "cocaine", "wetness" to make "witness", and "happened to meet" to make "appetit". The way you sentence-mixed those words sounded much more natural than I've heard them before. Do you plan to use all the HD sources? Because Noice Drinkz has a private playlist of all the HD poems re-edited to be perfectly in sync with the original font for the title card, so you should talk to him if you're interested.
Mr. Rosen's culinary creation led to the opening of a restaurant called "Preposterous International Succulent Shittery" in the Spring of 2020. Due to the COVID-19 crisis that was playing out worldwide, the sales of his creations were strictly curbside delivery only (this was also where he gathers a great bulk of his main ingredients - example: fresh dog waste, fresh people waste, fresh dog, fresh people, sick people, AND... cherries.) Business was booming, and before long he was able to gain a grand total of five regular customers (so when I mean 'booming', I actually mean booming for the small town his original business was operating in, which is unknown at this time, it's such a small town.) Those same five regular customers are believed to be missing as of the making of this comment. The venture was short-lived, having sold less than 15 units throughout its 3-month existence before being forced to sell his one and only shop to pay for the funerals of the first test subjects he ever tried his creations on - his classmates who have keeled over and died due to apparent food poisoning and overdose of various substances, as well as one account of cardiac arrest from an unrelated incident. Mr. Rosen now works for the Ignarikoc Sanitarium for Irate Soapmakers, as a janitor. He is thought to be one of the best in his field. A made-for-television movie for Nickelodeon based on Rosen's venture into food service was in the works, with a estimated release date for February 22nd, 2022. It was ultimately scrapped due to low interest and heightened pressure for Nickelodeon Movies to make an Invader Zim/As Told By Ginger/Back at the Barnyard crossover movie. The script for "The Michael Rosen Movie Project (Working Title)" is currently in a mysterious orange and green vault somewhere between California and New York, heavily guarded by highly trained monkeys, the same ones who repair faulty webpages run by Google. Mr. Rosen remains proud of his creations and his risk-taking action to share his culinary excellence with the world. ~ Well, dayum I didn't think I was gonna be able to take that as far as I did lol... My grade school teachers, my parents, my mentors, my case worker, etc., who never gave up on me: ~ The Michael Rosen Pride Look ~ Thank you for the laughs, Cap'n. ☺️
I've said it before, but I'm impressed at your output of your videos! When the pandemic is over, no one tell Captain Plums so he keeps on making videos! Also, anyone else craving a cheeseburger?
*" Michael, this isn't chocolate.."* -Ms. Fridge 2020 *sOrReY uH wHaT dId YoU say?* *and I cut her head off with a huge kitchen knife............* *oH nOoOoOo!*
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