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[YTP] Michael Rosen's Disturbing Tales: What's In Michael's Fridge? & Other Horrible Stuff 

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A new batch of Michael's disturbing tales. With "Strict but it's something else", "Drug Dealer" and "What's In Michael's Fridge?".

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Комментарии : 173   
@masterofgamesgames
@masterofgamesgames 4 года назад
"Cheeseburgers and Mcdonalds and Kentucky fried chicken and alcohol poisoning and Burger king and burger queen and political correctness and feminism and awful Hollywood remakes and leaders without brains" That sentence mixing
@briangriffin9842
@briangriffin9842 4 года назад
*Dat
@benmelman9505
@benmelman9505 4 года назад
I love how he takes on the far-left AND the far-right in one beautiful sentence-mixing effort. As far as I know, Trumptards and SJW's are two sides of the same coin.
@rustyshaculford1882
@rustyshaculford1882 4 года назад
1:32 "....I don't suppose you need my crack"
@OwlEye2010
@OwlEye2010 4 года назад
Mind if I add on to this? "...And the alt-right and flat-earthers and anti-vaxxers and sexual harassment and horrible pop and rap music and reality television."
@ArchPandara
@ArchPandara 4 года назад
Enlightened centrist, o please share your wisdom!
@ilovemuslimfood666
@ilovemuslimfood666 4 года назад
“Will you go to hell?” “Probably.” … “Do you want something to eat?” What a perfectly normal conversation.
@jethrohousegaming8257
@jethrohousegaming8257 3 года назад
Absolutely!🤣
@harrisonmissell1716
@harrisonmissell1716 3 года назад
Yeah I’d say so
@Shane-sf9pv
@Shane-sf9pv 2 года назад
Just like an oblivion npc conversation
@Gandalf_the_Black_
@Gandalf_the_Black_ 4 года назад
Nice to see the return of the Skull-two-year-old
@jethrohousegaming8257
@jethrohousegaming8257 3 года назад
Yup I agree
@slice2219
@slice2219 3 года назад
We had a teacher who was so strict you weren’t allowed to kill her in her lessons. She used to stand out the front going. Don’t murder me, okay? Yeah?
@i_teleported_bread7404
@i_teleported_bread7404 5 дней назад
​@Azurethewolf168 Don't like that.
@briangriffin9842
@briangriffin9842 4 года назад
Look out the window... There's a BRAIN
@ringoreddo308
@ringoreddo308 4 года назад
BANG
@amalayperson7208
@amalayperson7208 3 года назад
That's a shame she was really- FUCK IT ALL!
@Rubyofthedead
@Rubyofthedead 2 года назад
Look at the comments... There's a Brian!
@soapycanthandle
@soapycanthandle 2 года назад
Lol
@absupinhere
@absupinhere 4 года назад
I’m crying 🤣 I’m calling weed “trippy tulips” from now on
@Core_Of_The_Void
@Core_Of_The_Void 3 года назад
I thought it said Drippy Tulips
@AjitaniShirasu
@AjitaniShirasu 4 года назад
The sentence about what they eat in the Untied States is true though-
@billyh88uk
@billyh88uk 4 года назад
"Leaders without brains" If Rosen was 6 then the story takes place in 1952, I wonder what his problem with Harry S. Truman was.
@astarothhentaiguy3554
@astarothhentaiguy3554 4 года назад
UNDERRATED COMMENT
@rustyshaculford1882
@rustyshaculford1882 4 года назад
1:32 "....I don't suppose you need my crack"
@scottrastyles2592
@scottrastyles2592 4 года назад
Cap you are going ham on these uploads, don't overwork yourself for us friend
@Core_Of_The_Void
@Core_Of_The_Void 3 года назад
Micheal Rosen: *Goes a massacre in a train* His bullets and his gun: “Now that was a great day!”
@Shane-sf9pv
@Shane-sf9pv 2 года назад
“I was delighted, my gun was delighted, my books were delighted”
@smner
@smner 4 года назад
You are my favourite YTP channel man, don’t ever stop uploading! You can tell a lot of work goes into these
@mrberry1147
@mrberry1147 4 года назад
*Trippy tulips*
@MordredMS
@MordredMS 3 года назад
I wonder what kind of reputation does Michael's class have, considering that their teacher saw fit to begin her lessons by saying "Don't murder me, OK?". Deserved, probably, considering how she ended up. Rest her soul.
@Amateur-Fool
@Amateur-Fool 4 года назад
Anyone: makes an original and funny comment. Everyone else: 0:53
@Scp-tm3bz
@Scp-tm3bz 4 года назад
No so sober Cat omg so original you fucking fool
@albond
@albond 4 года назад
No so sober Cat *an
@spotfleri5779
@spotfleri5779 4 года назад
If only your videos is enabled for community contribution, then i could`ve put a subtitle for those that dont know some of the words being said.
@CaptainPlums
@CaptainPlums 4 года назад
That's a good one actually. I turned it on, let me know if it's working though I assume most of it is usually clear enough (but maybe non-native speakers would benefit from it)
@spotfleri5779
@spotfleri5779 4 года назад
@@CaptainPlums Yeah it worked, i`ve done the subtitle now it only needs some polishing and there`s a word that i couldn`t figure out what he`s saying.
@jethrohousegaming8257
@jethrohousegaming8257 3 года назад
@@spotfleri5779 what did it sound like
@jackalhuntington2163
@jackalhuntington2163 4 года назад
The one dislike is from the neighbor
@dylanthevillain4907
@dylanthevillain4907 4 года назад
Seems like there's seven neighbours
@alistairgeorge5082
@alistairgeorge5082 8 месяцев назад
​@@dylanthevillain4907 One of them was the drug dealer.
@TheMadHatter248
@TheMadHatter248 4 года назад
“And awful Hollywood remakes.” Ouch. Too real.
@zwitter_zwitter
@zwitter_zwitter 4 года назад
Im gonna starts calling weed trippy tulips unironically
@dadrumma8608
@dadrumma8608 Год назад
30 seconds in and I'm already dead. BANG noice
@brooksproductionsstudios3389
The scariest thing in this video is the fact that Michael had to take a train to get to school...
@piney2245
@piney2245 Год назад
"What do they eat in America?" "Poor People" "Yeah, You're right, but there's something else"
@leonh4231
@leonh4231 4 года назад
Greetings and respect from Germany. That's some high quality ytp you're making 🙏
@rhyscadogan-cowper2000
@rhyscadogan-cowper2000 4 года назад
Yeet
@rhyscadogan-cowper2000
@rhyscadogan-cowper2000 4 года назад
Thank you plum BOI
@SierraLeoneballMapping
@SierraLeoneballMapping 3 года назад
1:18 had me laughing
@loopgodjohansen
@loopgodjohansen 4 года назад
I like your storytelling, and I've watched every video you've dropped, but dark humor is so much fun😂
@Gobblin_Goblin
@Gobblin_Goblin 3 года назад
That poor woman that always ends up watching Michael Rosen.
@ilovemuslimfood666
@ilovemuslimfood666 4 года назад
“And the drug dealer was still squirting BLOOD!!!” ...
@detroitbecomehorny7119
@detroitbecomehorny7119 4 года назад
Jokes aside this is unbelievable well cut.I discovered this channel yesterday and it has instantly risen to be my favorite ytp channel.
@SinCosILoveIt
@SinCosILoveIt 4 года назад
Yeetus feetus
@gangstashots3298
@gangstashots3298 4 года назад
Micheal would have a heart attack after seeing what we are doing to his videos.
@harrisonmissell1716
@harrisonmissell1716 3 года назад
0:03 Ummm..........that’s not exactly what I would call a strict teacher mr Rosen
@satanssonsfriendsmomsdadsw579
@satanssonsfriendsmomsdadsw579 4 года назад
I Absolutely LOVE theese please keep it up :)
@creature_of_horror
@creature_of_horror 3 года назад
DoN't MuRdEr Me -Micheal's Teacher 0:12
@harrisonmissell1716
@harrisonmissell1716 3 года назад
4:05 Micheal’s Neighbor: Everyone Micheal: EA
@ACE234dm
@ACE234dm 4 года назад
2:22 gets me everytime
@harrisonmissell1716
@harrisonmissell1716 3 года назад
3:43 at first I thought Micheal said Namor (as in the marvel anti hero) and not neighbor
@smner
@smner 4 года назад
“What do they grow in Holland?” ... 6 Year old - “Prostitutes”
@Sam-ot8lm
@Sam-ot8lm 4 года назад
Brilliant.
@nibbles6675
@nibbles6675 4 года назад
Yeet
@CaptainPlums
@CaptainPlums 4 года назад
No
@nibbles6675
@nibbles6675 4 года назад
YEET
@CaptainPlums
@CaptainPlums 4 года назад
@@nibbles6675 nOOOo yeet-ing!
@nibbles6675
@nibbles6675 4 года назад
Captain, can I go out and do some yeeting?
@CaptainPlums
@CaptainPlums 4 года назад
@@nibbles6675 no, you've got all playtime to do it
@fredoriagaming4466
@fredoriagaming4466 3 года назад
2:08 Killed it.
@MochaMoonpie
@MochaMoonpie 4 года назад
Heads up: they sell those 'special sausages' at Walmart now. Not as good frozen as it is fresh from the underside, but yeah. They exist. Starting at 97 Plamtonian Cents™ a pound.
@ThatGreenSpy
@ThatGreenSpy 4 года назад
I could go for some egg on toast flavored plums right now, with a bit of gooseberry jam.
@matejstemberk8110
@matejstemberk8110 4 года назад
Michael Rosen ytp´s are all masterpieces...
@Whyamiheredotnet
@Whyamiheredotnet 9 месяцев назад
Yes we Americans really enjoy eating political correctness. It fills us up and makes us happy.
@DrRexie
@DrRexie 4 года назад
Assassinations classroom much
@standuser7261
@standuser7261 4 года назад
DR METROPURSUIT agreed
@girlwiththeblueglasses8284
@girlwiththeblueglasses8284 3 года назад
“She used to stand out the front going...” “don’t murder me” Like that would stop a maniac like Michael.
@DoctorMeme456
@DoctorMeme456 Год назад
Time stamps: 0:02 Strict but it’s something else 0:29 Drug dealer 2:39 What’s in Michael’s Fridge? Thank me later!
@Memesrfunny9
@Memesrfunny9 2 месяца назад
I feel so bad for Micheal and everyone else in that class, Not be able to murder everyone for an entire class period is something I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy
@oliversherman2414
@oliversherman2414 8 месяцев назад
"burger king and burger queen and political correctness" 😂
@IamHomelander
@IamHomelander Год назад
Americans definitely eats all that stuff, most of it probably against their will 😂
@Emperor_gaia
@Emperor_gaia 7 месяцев назад
2:23 why does this sound like it would be a remix
@tvlogin7010
@tvlogin7010 2 года назад
fantastic video as always
@quantum.codex42
@quantum.codex42 4 года назад
What poem did he say “pleasure, stimulation” in?
@sydneypitts7692
@sydneypitts7692 4 года назад
Do more YTP videos of Michael Rosen's disturbing tales!
@hapokas112
@hapokas112 4 года назад
Noice.
@alimtimm7355
@alimtimm7355 2 года назад
“Look out the window, lady, there’s a brain”
@madmanminkler1382
@madmanminkler1382 7 месяцев назад
I was just weight lifting while I was watching this video and when I got to the part about the 'raisins' I fell over on the floor laughing.
@madmanminkler1382
@madmanminkler1382 3 месяца назад
@Azurethewolf168 I was on my computer at home with dumbells. lol
@DoctorMeme456
@DoctorMeme456 Год назад
4:54
@DoctorMeme456
@DoctorMeme456 Год назад
1:08
@EssentiallyFalse
@EssentiallyFalse 4 года назад
ah yes, my birthday present. thanks captain
@noelnotcole7940
@noelnotcole7940 4 года назад
The first story is basically assassination classroom but on easy mode
@NoiseFlippin
@NoiseFlippin 4 года назад
Is it just me or does Michael never notices the woman opposite
@theharrerei5502
@theharrerei5502 3 года назад
1000th like
@harrisonmissell1716
@harrisonmissell1716 3 года назад
m.ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-AQ3pkqkVXeo.html
@AdelaTomankova
@AdelaTomankova 3 года назад
So I went to the fridge, there's Dave, heheh.
@mrtuxedosteve123
@mrtuxedosteve123 2 года назад
This is so horrid and disgusting that its sorta funny
@iangraham5097
@iangraham5097 4 года назад
4:44 THAT FACE XD
@impostersjatyt5793
@impostersjatyt5793 3 года назад
now get ??????? food 00:52
@traceyprice7610
@traceyprice7610 4 года назад
LMAO I LOVED 2:01 - 2:06
@caldera11
@caldera11 4 года назад
"Strict Assfuck"
@AppleFanBoiAFB
@AppleFanBoiAFB 2 года назад
Captain Plums: The Maniac Who Knows How To Make RU-vidPoops
@harrisonmissell1716
@harrisonmissell1716 3 года назад
Captain Plums: 1:07 Me: ok...ummm.......well I’m an American and I can assure you right now we don’t eat poor people over here Captain Plums: 1:14 Me:................................... I don’t even know how to respond to that
@jethrohousegaming8257
@jethrohousegaming8257 3 года назад
Micheal: look out the window. There’s a BRAIN Gun: BANG Girl: dead on the floor Micheal if I made this vid: NOICE she’s DEAD. Mum today I went on a murder streak and killed like 45 ppl on a train to school.
@EthelredFlametail
@EthelredFlametail 3 года назад
Mad dog stuff
@Montagne1234
@Montagne1234 2 года назад
The UK sounds lit
@D1ZZY-.-m0th
@D1ZZY-.-m0th 4 года назад
Yes.
@selenajarv8763
@selenajarv8763 3 года назад
is this a confession
@thesheriff6889
@thesheriff6889 4 года назад
1:11 no we don’t
@thesheriff6889
@thesheriff6889 4 года назад
We do eat that 1:18
@harryboscheddle3409
@harryboscheddle3409 3 года назад
if there’s one thing I love it’s mad dog stuff
@harrisonmissell1716
@harrisonmissell1716 3 года назад
E
@sumvs5992
@sumvs5992 4 года назад
What kind of school did michael go to for that line to be appropriate? A school in Birmingham? (The english one)
@IS--yi9bf
@IS--yi9bf 6 месяцев назад
0:26 BAng
@danhalen5422
@danhalen5422 2 года назад
Lol 😂
@crimzonheretic4575
@crimzonheretic4575 3 года назад
You are the best Michael Rosen RU-vid pooper
@kojothicc
@kojothicc 4 года назад
Nice.
@girlwiththeblueglasses8284
@girlwiththeblueglasses8284 3 года назад
Why do all of Michael’s murders have to take place on trains?
@NotOrdinaryInGames
@NotOrdinaryInGames 4 года назад
Michael Rosen seems to be based and redpilled.
@mctesticles1074
@mctesticles1074 3 года назад
1:40 kinda sus 😂
@tf2redpie
@tf2redpie 3 года назад
My new nickname for Weed is “Trippy Tulips”
@DoctorMeme456
@DoctorMeme456 Год назад
2:22
@DoctorMeme456
@DoctorMeme456 Год назад
2:06
@danieljuno810
@danieljuno810 3 года назад
1:07 yep sounds about right...sadly
@bananabread1957
@bananabread1957 3 года назад
In our school we weren't allowed to murder our teacher either
@darkforestzombie218
@darkforestzombie218 3 года назад
I died of laughing. 😂😂😂😂
@FrankieTeardrop1998
@FrankieTeardrop1998 2 года назад
What's the name of the original Michael Rosen video with "pleasure, stimulation" ?
@alistairgeorge5082
@alistairgeorge5082 8 месяцев назад
One of the "Poetry Friendly Classroom" videos.
@standuser7261
@standuser7261 4 года назад
“Dollops of penis” had me dying
@pooppoop8766
@pooppoop8766 4 года назад
Croissant
@namechangesallowedeveryd-yp3hy
@namechangesallowedeveryd-yp3hy 4 года назад
Territorially has to change in a new world
@C_LT_FTH_BL__DD_G
@C_LT_FTH_BL__DD_G 4 года назад
Micheal, *stop kill people on trains!*
@amyhoj9321
@amyhoj9321 3 года назад
trippy tulips XD
@DerriStudios6969
@DerriStudios6969 3 года назад
Will there be another rosen collab or have they stopped?
@CaptainPlums
@CaptainPlums 3 года назад
Do you mean here on this channel
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