[YTP] Michael Rosen Spouts Utter Nonsense

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so Michael went and smashed all his blue shirt poems onto the floor and now he tries to piece them back together like a puzzle and surely everyone is wondering, how's that gonna go, how's Michael gonna reassemble all these poems, well let's see what he's gonna do now that he's probably been hanging around a lot with Uncle Weed Brownie lately then, shall we

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@GM-yy5jv 4 года назад

"Everybody, the potato's really horrible" broke me

@SQron188 4 года назад

ThePlamzJoker would have an aneurysm watching this

@ShadowWolf143224 4 года назад

1:02 “I don’t think it’s fuck in the top”

@cristinagomez3283 7 месяцев назад

No it's fuck at the bottom.

@ShadowWolf143224 7 месяцев назад

@@cristinagomez3283hot 🫠

@Lumpfesh228 2 месяца назад

it's "f*cking the job"

@saxongreen78 2 месяца назад

@@cristinagomez3283...that'd be Mike! 😆

@Eeter26 4 года назад

This meant that my brother, had to *BAKE*

@albond 4 года назад

And that was even more horrible

@km7189 4 года назад

Coulda turned it into bakerloo flee woman too

@TheRealVolt 4 года назад

"The weak ones just used to keel over and ducks."

@SeanB-wi5yh 3 года назад

"My brother had to bake, and that was even more horrible" why was I in stitches laughing at that

@jamesdevine02 Год назад

Same here, every time. Possibly my favourite moment, although the "Hollywood... We would alright", "Got so born on the 7th of May", "I don't think it's fuck in the top", "What a drastic top" and "My mum said to me and my brother: "don't crap"" are also brilliant.

@themickyrosenrabbit5585 3 года назад

I like how most of the transitions are where one word actually flows smoothly into another, like "And the woman put it DOWN the stairs", but there are other bits where one word changes into another one to make Michael randomly swear.

@NinjaBartender Год назад

I call the flow parts ‘sentence blending’ instead of ‘sentence mixing’

@samtinkle9076 9 месяцев назад

3:44

@arielwheeler4710 2 года назад

My mum said to me and my brother, "Don't crap".

@ChrispyBoiYTP 4 года назад

An 8 minute ytp?! Well done captain!

@NorthamIncYT 3 года назад

Hello

@adamchmielewski6162 3 года назад

WELL DONE CAP’N

@tomrosenedits969 3 года назад

Well Done 👍🏻

@TheUnforgiven59 2 года назад

Captain works because of his name.

@ericariley1696 4 года назад

"He had to babysit 'me'." "He had to babysit 'me'." "He had to babysit 'me'."...

@thebreadbringer 2 года назад

Every single time you're hoping he might finish a sentence normally but it gets cut off at the last possible moment. I love it.

@PrinsaVossum 3 года назад

"My father, what does he do? He sucks."

@TheSoundCrafterCompany 3 года назад

"And McClain said: cheese. And he said: What are you? Some kind of hippie?! And i said: Shut up and die!" Funniest poem-to-poem I've ever heard

@jerryjr4867 2 года назад

😂 agreed! 😂

@PsychoticGirl2023 Год назад

3:23

@Azurethewolf168 Год назад

@@PsychoticGirl2023 thanks

@savexthem4314 3 года назад

3:50 i almost peed on myself

@guy_th18 4 года назад

My favorite transition was "drastic top"

@SillyCathie253 3 года назад

“That’s the hole in the wall bars.” I burst out laughing after that.

@randomexcessmemories4452 Год назад

This is genuinely one of the funniest YTPs I've seen in a long time. Amazing work.

@TheDoomMaster Год назад

I've finally completed my journey to find a Michael Rosen YTP with as many sentence transitions as possible

@nibbles6675 4 года назад

Of course I had to go out for a walk while this was premiering… of course I did

@tickledteatimer8947 4 года назад

I love this type of ytp

@bohdankuziv2707 4 года назад

Best script of 2020 award goes to the Captn' for this masterpiece!!!

@runawaycat4594 Год назад

"Hang onto your jug things" lmao

@mystuff5059 3 года назад

i like how it seems normal not having been photoshopped or edited to make michael look like a monster just random words put together to make a funny sentence (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)

@darkmeggyspletzer980 2 года назад

THE MERVIN AND THE HAMSTER DIED AS WELL KILLED ME WITH LAUGHTER.

@sullivanbell2397 Год назад

I absolutely love "in the end I thought it was dirty window, there's a lamppost!"

@L1N3R1D3R 4 года назад

Several years back, SkulY2K made a video called "The Michael Rosen Segue" that had this same idea but wasn't as intricate. I guess we have an HD version of that concept with more interesting transitions now!

@MaxMalevich 2 года назад

"You see, someone had to fill my mouth with that thick, sweet roly-poly" has to be used in a story YTP once

@christianloder8127 Год назад

*thick, sweet JAM roly-poly

@dinomite234 3 года назад

Captain plums is always a good way to turn a bad day into a good day

@noelnotcole7940 4 года назад

Well that was... something

@adamchmielewski6162 3 года назад

It certainly was

@aporue5893 9 месяцев назад

''then I hear some peach syrup shout'' lol,Gold.

@oliversherman2414 3 года назад

"my dad wanted milk in his teacher miss Goodall" that had me laughing so hard lol

@thebonkera1221 2 года назад

This means that my brother...had to B A K E...and that was even more horrible!

@graduator14 4 года назад

This video was very sorry Mervin, but I liked the Hypnotizer! The video was two, like Laura. Liked, subscribed, commented it stood in front of the guard.

@Luna-ii6pz 3 года назад

2:40 first for all I tries ice cream lol I'm dead

@terrarianender Год назад

"My dad, what does he do? He sucks." That broke me

@sprtsfanatic1 2 года назад

Oh no! The moment I dread, when Michael Rosen goes from being cheery, to absolutely fuKING crazy, when he forgets to take his meds….🤨 Aahhh into the bum, it was lovely!

@randomcontent1115 4 года назад

Bro this guy makes my day.No joke as soon as I see him upload I click it as fast as I can.

@flipthescript6411 2 года назад

What a conversation sounds like at 3am in the morning:

@celine9322 Год назад

Spouting utter nonsense is my main hobby since childhood 😀

@wesleysmith2700 3 года назад

Out of all the ytps you've made I think this one is a very underrated one

@TwisterTH 4 года назад

Reminds me DeadFish, if you know what I mean.

@thatsnotsoup173 3 года назад

they make insanely creepy but watchable ytps

@Octo_0687 2 года назад

"I want comPLETE choir" Alright, so Michael wants a complete choir.

@albond 4 года назад

This is hilarious, some great transitions as well

@aporue5893 9 месяцев назад

''there's a really long spoon to eat it with.''

@gabrielthecartoonmediafan 2 года назад

"but I'm trying to kill you in five seconds with me bike down the chimney creature called, the sugar jug".

@izeasgibgio4628 4 года назад

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

@Chaingun Год назад

rosen should auction that blue sweater or give it to a museum of internet history

@CloverKun58 2 года назад

If I had to sit here and list all the funny-ass moments in this ytp, I think all the plums in existence would've all gone by then...

@caellumrevolta2839 2 года назад

The transfers from poem to poem were nioce.

@jxnisnotfunny 3 года назад

i love it when people do this kind of thing

@thelastbusconductor4789 3 года назад

"I'm in the middle of a wrestle with my brother and I find my face, after the war was over" - mickie rosie

@jameswfabricant4553 4 года назад

i love you captain plums

@briangriffin9842 4 года назад

2 people had to babysit Harribo's grandad

@thebreadbringer 2 года назад

Alternative title: Michael Rosen gets refracted across time in a horrible accident and desperately tries to communicate whilst his past interferes.

@crimzonheretic4575 3 года назад

Dude this is such a masterpiece!! 😂😂😂 I can’t stop watching!

@alice5790 Месяц назад

I don't know what the intended effect was, but I personally found the connections jumping between poem to poem really satisfying

@Matt-hd5rk 4 года назад

yt vid *exists* people who comment "first": I'm the fastest in the land

@guy_th18 4 года назад

so only you?

@Matt-hd5rk 4 года назад

@@guy_th18 :/ I dont see how me commenting a joke is me claiming to be the first comment but ok

@GustavoGaming 4 года назад

person with first comments wins giveaway.

@bastione9831 4 года назад

I'd love to see how a full text rendition of this would look like...

@jxnisnotfunny 3 года назад

i keep coming to this video and still get caught off by some of these jokes-

@Golem-9 3 месяца назад

This requires extensive knowledge of the phases used to sentence mix common words to make any sort of sense

@mooddood4570 4 года назад

They had to bake horrible

@amyprice4372 Год назад

What I hear when I'm half asleep

@angryaromatisse1801 2 года назад

"Someone had to fill my mouth with that thick, sweet jam roly-poly" 😳

@emilion0655 4 года назад

this channel is fucking wild

@darkmeggyspletzer980 2 года назад

Y O U R M O M

@MadmanmadisonYT 3 года назад

"I'm drunk, and it's cozy."

@EnergyBurst2 4 года назад

I imagine to some people this is what all rosen ytps feel like to them, but I'm not one of them good shit right here regardless.

@yourlocalpineapple 4 года назад

The thing that makes it more funny is that it kinda makes sense 🤣🤣🤣

@Andrei4224 3 года назад

It's like solo improvisation on Michael's stories :D

@tomrosenedits969 3 года назад

The Random Talking

@myarmsrgone 3 года назад

The hole in the wall bars

@josephmcivor208 3 года назад

My mum said to me and my brother don't crap

@saurianakanyansaber3900 3 года назад

Godzilla had a stroke listening to this and f¥€king died.

@dum6125 3 года назад

I too, have a shedle shed

@phanpny97 3 года назад

almost reminds me of dead fish ytps, please please please make more, such a underrated genre of ytp

@logannottheonefrommarvel9917 4 года назад

*reads title* yeah what else is new?

@ManiacalForeigner 4 года назад

Certified Rosen classic

@ArthurCallahan899 6 месяцев назад

7:47 "MY DAD what does he do? He Sucks!" Okay that was fucking clever

@danhalen5422 4 года назад

Thanks Harrybo!

@someguylostontheinternet4504 4 года назад

1:45 what parents would say to their son when it's midnight

@aporue5893 9 месяцев назад

*insert silly joke about potatoes here*

@danhalen5422 4 года назад

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