[YTP] Michael Rosen's Scottish Constipation

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"Michael tells us an interesting story about this time he was 15 and suffered from chronic constipation, only to be introduced to some strange aerial relatives..."
This is much more of a random YTP of mine than anything else I've made, and the first one using Rosen's 2011 videos as the source.
Up until 2-3 minutes in, it was all made in 2012, but I decided to finish it after all.
Enjoy, I should be returning to the ongoing stories soon. This isn't really linked to that as of now, but this doesn't have to be the last we'll see of newly introduced characters.

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21 мар 2013

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@ChickenPika 11 лет назад

"Answer that, Scottypants." Best line ever.

@oliversherman2414 3 года назад

Scotts: hold my beer

@m1994a3jagnew 2 года назад

ChickemPenish

@trulychloe 8 лет назад

"Michael it's time for big doo doo on the floor" XD

@user-uc3yd2lx5u 5 лет назад

LOL!!!

@ChowderTDMOFCAL 4 года назад

Lol

@Rainbow__cookie 4 года назад

lmao

@liamporter1054 Год назад

XD Big Doo Doo On The Floor? 😂

@xewii Год назад

“So all I could hear was, ‘YEAhSiyrghhhAaeahh!’”

@ChickenPika 9 лет назад

I don't know if I've told you this before, but you're probably my single greatest source of inspiration for starting Rosen pooping.

@J_E_N_T 8 лет назад

+ChickenPika What's this!? Copying other poopers?!?!?!?! Unsckrubscribbed!!

@ChickenPika 7 лет назад

And a herpitty derp to you, too.

@SS_Joker_88-18 6 лет назад

+Mr Gentleman before you accuse someone learn how to spell first

@wrrrrrrr219 5 лет назад

@@ChickenPika This inspired me for constipation

@girlontrendbaker5787 5 лет назад

Hey I watch your videos

@MkayThatsGay Год назад

“Fuck off. This is my butt, not yours.” Best line I’ve ever heard 👍

@HazzaBlast 5 лет назад

The family is a bit dysfunctional

@ABCeasyas-pg5rc 5 лет назад

"IN MY SHAVING SOAP". OMG CANT STOP LAUGHING 😂

@theregalproletariat 6 лет назад

One of the single best Rosen poops on RU-vid. Anyone who can make a storyline that makes sense and is still fast-paced deserves the top spot better than the Pewds. P.S: AND THE CAT SMELLED OF DEAD BABY

@RobynVids 11 лет назад

Michael actually said "Flying Scotsmen" in a poem.

@GlitchMasterFaZe 6 лет назад

Robyn hello

@aacb2004 6 лет назад

It's a train lol

@kursatemekse9737 3 года назад

@@aacb2004 it's weird to call a train flying scottsmen, trains cant even fly

@oregonrailfan7046 2 года назад

@@DavisStevenson what? The polar express doesn’t fly that was only in the simpsons version you dummy

@MIZZKIE 2 года назад

@@kursatemekse9737 Yes they can. "Fly" can mean "run very fast".

@CaptainPlums 11 лет назад

They pretty much seem to be, yeah. They're actually part of the survivors of 'The Flying Scotsmen', and this may not be the last we'll see of them. Uncle Pickle and Uncle Cucumber are known as twin brothers, though the origins of these creatures as of now remain unknown...

@DavisStevenson 3 года назад

Don't worry, we are actively watching the unknown for you

@TheAntisocialTrain 3 года назад

Annoyingly, Flying Scotsman is allegedly the most famous steam locomotive in the world, and allegedly the first to reach 100mph. It is 98 years old and still going strong The again I could be taking this way tool iterally

@cogtroper 5 лет назад

So, if I wanted to cure my constipation I would have to go on a long journey, commit murder and canibalism, have medicine shoved in my ear, etc. Azura mountains here I go.

@girlontrendbaker5787 5 лет назад

"Answer that, Scotty pants!" 😂😂😂🤣🤣

@MTZAnimates 4 года назад

''its time for big doo doo on the floor'' made me cackling like a maniac

@bhunt799 4 года назад

One of my favorite Rosen poops by far.

@nladpro 6 лет назад

I'm a Scottypants and I'm proud, but I cannot fly...

@markmcpheters 3 года назад

profile epic

@MkayThatsGay Год назад

I also am a scottypants

@lightsaberlordp373 7 лет назад

And the house smelt of Greasy butt

@cogtroper 5 лет назад

Buuuuuutttttt...

@painiscupcake02 4 года назад

And I hear my mom coming upstairs going “MICHAEL! What are you doing?”

@Luna-ii6pz 4 года назад

I'm sh*ting on my brother head

@painiscupcake02 4 года назад

“YOUR’E LYING!”

@Luna-ii6pz 4 года назад

Shut your mouth SliMy otar

@anonymousoldcat 7 месяцев назад

I can’t even figure out the most messed up part about this insanity

@briangriffin9842 6 лет назад

15 rooms were filled with flying Scottsmen

@nencat419 3 года назад

"I can see left over blobs of old mustard, *mMmm* 👅" lol

@mitchellharrop9989 4 года назад

“Everyone starts shitting green cucumbers.”

@Luna-ii6pz 4 года назад

😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣

@girlwiththeblueglasses8284 3 года назад

“Don’t do your mother” made me spit out my water all over my nice new carpet. Those kind of things always get me.

@girlwiththeblueglasses8284 3 года назад

“So there we are, standing on platform pneumonia.” I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

@bensstuff1889 3 года назад

‘A chocolate cake tree’ 😂😂

@MrIvanMorozov27 11 лет назад

This is one of the best michael rosen YTP's yet.

@FriendlyKat 8 лет назад

1:09 made me die of laughter.

@briangriffin9842 6 лет назад

Starwarsrap1 Post proof or it’s fake

@MkayThatsGay Год назад

@@briangriffin9842 oh Brian’s here

@PsychoticGirl2023 Год назад

@@MkayThatsGay Oh yes!

@CaptainPlums 11 лет назад

There usually is, yeah. You may see another one in a week or two, if I feel like finishing one of the current 'work in progress poops'.

@Rubyofthedead 5 лет назад

Damn, I want a chocolate cake tree.

@Rubyofthedead Год назад

I planted a chocolate cake when I made this comment. It's been four years. How many years does it take a chocolate cake tree to grow? Seven and three quarters.

@mynameleg 3 года назад

This sounds like a story an A.I. would make

@lightsaberlordp373 7 лет назад

Michael it's time for big doo doo on the floor HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@tonyxxdtfamous9581 4 года назад

Lightsaber Lord P373. Yes lol

@Camtronic16 9 лет назад

3:57 Oh wow! First time I've seen a Rayman origins reference in a YTP! Didn't expect that at all! :¬D

@Undefinedde 3 года назад

Me too especially the teensy magician😍

@hollandshadow 7 лет назад

Don't do, don't do, don't do your mother! I constantly tell my friend that but she never listens 😑😂

@caim-t4755 4 года назад

I’m Scottish *This is extremely accurate*

@caim-t4755 4 года назад

Brandon Munoz it’s the irn bru that gets us going

@xxdarkskiezxx3579 3 года назад

@Brandon Munoz yes holy SHIT

@xxdarkskiezxx3579 3 года назад

@Brandon Munoz I mean Holy *SHIT*

@GigaScienceCorp 11 месяцев назад

"Started pooping green cucumbers."

@smner 3 года назад

How have I only just found this! This is incredible mate

@FatMonkeyUK 3 года назад

Keep doing these, you’re doing gods work 😂

@carlton_dynamo 9 месяцев назад

Rewatch after rewatch, this video ages so well.

@GlenGlingo9 6 лет назад

There are way too many quotable lines in this.

@Forde3654Eire 10 лет назад

Thank you for making my day! XD

@sedcat364 3 года назад

"MICHAEL! its big doo doo on the floor time!" I LOVE THAT TIME OF DAY!!

@myarmsrgone 3 года назад

Trying not to laugh at this. 20 seconds in and I lose it at big doo doo on the floor

@3dsaulgoodman 2 года назад

I shouldn't have watched this while eating!

@CaptainPlums 2 года назад

Happy eating!!

@3dsaulgoodman 2 года назад

@@CaptainPlums I was eating PLUMS lol

@MagentaFaux 3 года назад

I'm watching this on the toilet.

@marioasmrsvlogvideos3821 Год назад

This video is so funny and amazing

@ElfHostage 11 лет назад

it's these that are the reason i still watch ytp after all these years

@existenceproductions2678 4 года назад

"I can see leftover blobs of old mustard, _*mmm*_"

@Belugamale8738 Год назад

Considering this type of video are not age-restricted, I wonder what will happen if the kids today who watch Michael's original channel, deliberately mistaking ytps for him & watching the adult shit, & learning from it😶

@kristincalder8230 3 года назад

And everyone started pooping green cucumbers

@TheOrangeMatty 6 лет назад

This was the most randomest but also funniest Rosen YTP I have watched! :D

@user-uc3yd2lx5u 5 лет назад

Really Classic YTP From You , CaptainPlums!

@KentonMakings 4 года назад

Rayman Origins: Oh wah eee zicka zicka disoo

@lightsaberlordp373 7 лет назад

I've been to Scotland and it was wonderful I ❤ Scotland and I love Edinburgh

@NorthamIncYT 4 года назад

I am Scottish and I live in Scotland, I lived in England since I was 10, lived there for many years, and returned to scotland 3 months ago

@mcbenman1793 Год назад

"I open the door, I can see flying scotsman" TAKE ME TO THAT DOOR!

@lightsaberlordp373 7 лет назад

Who the heck is uncle Matzobrei? tell me so I could know

@theregalproletariat 6 лет назад

Uncle Motsabrie*

@tatewaggoner6546 4 года назад

motsabrie is a type of cheese food

@lightsaberlordp373 4 года назад

@@tatewaggoner6546 I see but it's actually a Jewish dish

@KlaviceGavin 3 года назад

He's the leader of the Flying Scotsman. ^What they said!

@jshadow9184 4 года назад

3:53: Every day, every night, we lay in our tents and listened to the Rayman Origins Disco Song.

@Undefinedde 3 года назад

With teensy magician

@mitchellharrop9989 4 года назад

“If you want to play about with michael’s big baht, buy your own.”

@HaplessNerd 10 лет назад

shoulda had some haribo sugarless gummybears...

@_leetealix_8419 5 лет назад

HaplessNerd why sugarless tho......?

@TheDr.Magnum 5 лет назад

@@_leetealix_8419 You can't get them anymore but they used a substitute for the sugar that caused a laxitive effect

@WorldWalker128 5 лет назад

@@TheDr.Magnum I work for Amazon. I still see them make an appearance on the shelves from time to time.

@liamporter1054 Год назад

0:10 - 0:12 “Micheal It’s Time For Big Doo Doo On The Floor” 😂😂😂😂😂 XD Stop it

@CaptainPlums 11 лет назад

Thank you!

@CaptainPlums 11 лет назад

I started making one quite a while ago, but I'm not sure if I'll be able to finish it in time for the collab, since not even half of it is done and I'm leaving for a trip to Paris in 2 days. (I'll be back on the 26th)

@reeceslater6976 11 лет назад

This is quality! Good job XD

@coolboi9330 3 года назад

It is the best YTP I have ever seen

@dum6125 3 года назад

Idk what’s worse, the fact that there are frying pan trees or the fact that you can buy butts

@leatherface711 5 лет назад

I phuking luv this episode

@joannclifton5722 3 года назад

THE FLYING SCOTTSMAN?!?!?!?!?!?!

@joannclifton5722 3 года назад

The steam train

@wrrrrrrr219 5 лет назад

Wow I read this to my kids every night

@tahabhuiyan9767 2 года назад

1:51 literally killed me.

@DrHotelMario 11 лет назад

1:52 that has got to be one of the funniest images I've ever seen...

@izeasgibgio4628 4 года назад

1:52

@sminhas38 3 года назад

@@izeasgibgio4628 yeah, there weren't any timestamps in RU-vid at that time so

@izeasgibgio4628 3 года назад

@@sminhas38 oh ok

@oscarthefunnydoggo9695 4 года назад

THIS IS AMAZING

@halopro8958 8 лет назад

No, no, NOOOOOO!!! I loved that part when you put in the Citizen Scream XD

@arcajazz 4 года назад

Another masterpiece.

@NoOffenseAnimation 5 лет назад

Wait... You know Rayman Origins? Cool! I play it!

@Undefinedde 3 года назад

Me too 😊

@CaptainPlums 11 лет назад

Thanks everybody!

@JohnSegway-RainingLamppost 11 лет назад

How can this not have 20, 000+ views :c

@roymcgeeters 11 лет назад

FANTASTIC

@idreesawais5296 3 года назад

Michel it's shit ,time

@sherrycampbell5340 5 лет назад

thank u... for making a reference to my God, Rayman.... thank u

@TheBeerhammer 11 лет назад

I CANT BREATHE LOL THIS IS PERFECT!

@Infelious 11 лет назад

Happy birthday dude!

@bruski4120 6 лет назад

This whole ytp makes me think of john seeds storyline in farcry 5

@jakespacepiratee3740 2 месяца назад

Why?

@PayThePiperSP 11 лет назад

Wow, the moment I subscribe to you, you upload a new video. What a coincidence!

@alfredwhite4133 4 года назад

I subscribed, so funny 😂

@kennyjenkins5402 4 года назад

Ahh this takes me back just like my childhood

@edwardiannucci6071 10 лет назад

Yea it suck you can't without going to York I think. He still needs a new boiler though I think

@mollyeve9715 5 лет назад

“answer that, scotty pants”

@IPlayGuitarAndStuff 3 года назад

Imagine it was his grandkids who made this

@ThexPNxYTPs 11 лет назад

that was really awesome! xD

@PolishRatEuropean 10 лет назад

The fryingpan tree is outside.

@ellenruthgraham297 4 года назад

shizzing green cucumbers

@CaptainPlums 11 лет назад

One has been in the works for a few weeks now. (I've been working on 3 or 4 YTPs one after another lately, this is the first of those that's been finished, and one of them is the grand sequel to 'Shitty Disaster' and 'The Michael Rosen Map')