[YTP] Michael Rosen's Maniacal Parents 2 

A terrifying creature called.. the bus conductor!

These are like "What if Michael Bay directed Michael Rosen's stories"

"Not a plane in sight" was absolutely stellar.

"can i see your tickets please?" "pfft, no" brilliant line XD

And Georgeybo says "oh no... Not you two again." XD

The characters in this poop had Pulp Fiction level Dialogue.

How does Michael know every detail about these stories? It's almost like he was actually there...

A typical day at the Los Santos International Airport...

Michael's parents have been playing too much GTA....

So out of the 395 people shot and killed by Michael Rosen's parents, only 2 of them have found this video..... *click* Nice.

Your wordmixing and your stories are the best in all the Internet

-Can I see your tickets? Dad said: -PFFFF No. lmao died

"There was blood on his face and he screamed "Sedelnit-pelahoh-lahnay-itlap-hegs!" There was a great big hole in his face and he just fell over" WUT

"You asked us a question, and I answered that same question so shut the fuck up" I laughed sooo hard at this!

I know learnt a lesson: Never drink apple juice while watching this unless you have a defibrillator with you

But if they had plums and clit sauce, why didn't they pay off Toenail Pizza? They could have gained a powerful ally. This is why Lawful Evil > Chaotic Evil

Something like that - they pretty much rolled through the terminal like crazy, and people didn't know what was going on - small grenades causing so much destruction...

this is a masterpiece... PERIOD... no questions asked.

Clit Sauce.

Oh fuck, the sentence mixing is absolutely orgasmic. You're the pooper I want to be when I get better.

“There was the noise of People DieING!!” Cracks me up every damn time

It took me a while to realize Mick DOESN'T say "Kicked in the plums" at the end of each of your videos.

400 at the beginning and 5 after the shooting 400 - 5 = 395 395/25= 15.8 or 16 That’s gotta be 16 nukes saved up

"A terrifying creature called THE BUS CONDUCTOR" true o.o

The sentence mixing in this ytp is great. Really great.

This is amazing best ytp I've seen

I am having MW2 flashbacks...

WHOA excellent use of gestures at 0:38

"Another spoonful, anyone?! Do you want knife in your head? Let me do it!" Damn. I can't help but think of the [attack everyone for no reason] options in Fallout: New Vegas, but with Terrifying Presence.

Hundreds of people in an airport? Manchester must have really huge buildings!

There needs to be a drinking game for every time you hear "it was then..." in a CaptainPlums ytp.

"You asked us a question and I answered that same quetion, so shut the f*ck up" LOL. Classic line. The tickets part is the best in this!

Shows why I've got a subscription to you. You're fantastic. Can't wait for the third.

This has got to be the best Michael Rosen YTP of all time.

I can't stop laughing at this so bad, this is too funny.

this is some next level ytp hats off

Thanks man! Glad they did.

Is it me or did this predict the manchester attack?

Toenail Pizza is a TimeCop responsible for making sure Michael Rosen is born healthy.

THIS.. IS.. BRILLIANT!!!

When you die all you see is the captain plums outro

OMG I'm rolling on the flor! Dude thank you that is really funny

The one dislike was the spirit of the bus conductor.

“watch out everyone, my trigger finger needs some excersise”

I'd like to take a moment to say how fucking hilariously awesome your videos are. Seriously, they make my fucking day.

This never gets old! I laugh every time

best ytp ever

The adventures of Michael Rosen's maniacal parents needs to be put on the big screen pronto!

2:47 I don't suppose I can persuade you with a rather nice Bag Of Plums™

This is so creative haha.

*Sedelnit-pelahoh-lahnay-itlap-hegs!* What even.

This is glorious.

"they took all kinds of weapons... and went to Manchester" XD

Michael is such a good story teller

I've been thinking of entering the 67th birthday collab, and since the deadline is a month away, expect a separate YTP for that.

This is perfect.

Please this awesome!

What I mean is, his pitch should be completely even, to make it more realistic and easier sounding. The way he says it is very uneven. Like, when he says, "My Dad says - to - My Mum - after - they got - OUT OF - prison..." It should flow evenly, with all in one realistic pitch, so it should sound like, "My dad says to my mum after they got out of prison..." That's about as best as I can explain it. I guess you could check Vimeo or something for what to do. I have no clue.

Are you currently working on a sequel to this storyline? I am excited to watch more of your videos. You make awesome YTPs. Keep it up.

you are really talented :)

I swear I come every year to see the entire 1:12 sequence again.

OMFG That is probably the best Story based Poop with fuckin amazing Sentence Mixing. Still i demand new pants because i pissed my old ones.

This would make a great movie

"Watch out everybody, my trigger-finger needs some exercising" XD hory shet i'm in tears right now

Maybe they never decided anything - perhaps it just happened. Who knows...

remember guys shotguns mean no B R E A T H I N G

Does anyone else think the way Micheal said weapons at 00:19 is absolutely hilarious? wEAponS

NO BREATHING!

'Hey there, Georgybo, walking down the street so fancy free.....'

Where is the child in all of this? Was he born in prison and adopted into another family, but still told of his biological parents’ mass murders?

Not yet!

3:08 That sounded really fucking brutal as opposed to the rest of this poop.

The dislike was from the bus conductor.

This. Is. Fucking. Amazing.

That was the line that made me burst out into laughter, as well.

Those bus conductors can be rather terrifying. Especially when you don’t have the right change.

"Remember No Russian"

3:12 Michael Rosen learns how to speak gibberish

Nice one you nailed me man

Yes.

So that explains the commemorative plaque that's just appeared in Manchester Airport. 400 citizens: they shall be sorely missed...

Not currently, but I'm hoping to do so in the next few months. Thanks.

this has such great sentence structure lol

Yep. It's because of all the story-based stuff, the backstories, etc.

If only there were more Police Officers like Georgybo.

This video was 6 years old yesterday

THIS IS THE MOST FUNNY VIDEO IVE EVER SEEN!!!

Thanks everybody! For next month, I've planned the 'Shitty Disaster' (and Michael Rosen Map) sequel; no promises though, school and other business may get in the way.

beatifull AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He most likely will - it is also likely that, after a certain series of events, we'll time warp from 1972 into the 80s in the Maniacal Parents series.

I smell Michael Rosen's Maniacal Parents 3 coming over the horizon! Wonder how Michael would get involved, if he does.

First poop in a long time that wasn't just 50+% sex jokes. Very nice, I actually laughed out loud!

I'm consuming these as if it was a series on Netflix, jeez

I feel bad for whoever owned the house where the plane crashed in the garage. Either he/she got the house repaired, or moved somewhere else, possibly out of the country.

Most likely, yes. It isn't certain yet but I do have plans for those two.

What if Michael Plums was really a Bag of Michael Plums

I like how it says a terrifying creature called the bus conductor

What's your storyline for your collab entry? Mine is this: Michael wants to go to Jamaica for his 67th birthday treat, get on a Dark Plums airplane, blow things up, and conquer Jamaica.

When he said “I had hoped that it wouldn’t be necessary to tell you to shut the fuck up” I Absolutely lost it I was listening to this in my car and had to pull over I was crying laughing just the way it was stitched together 100% fucking comedy gold

im watching this at like 3am and i’m trying not to laugh sksks