Where did you get the idea for the “crap bed” chant from? (I know RootNegativeSixteen asked this question before, but that comment was on the one that got taken down)
Presents: I gave my mum and dad a bag of toenails. What's in it? ... Toenail Syrup. Smell it *sniff* mmmmm, smells nice. Finger in, lick it *slurp* *click* Nice. Lift the bag and drink a bit. *slurp* *click* Oh, this is, this is *slurp* *click* peach syrup. Tinned toenail syrup. What a driiink! So, my mum and dad drank the lot. *slurp* *click* Not long after, a few secs later, my mum and dad start doing things. I think you know what I mean. Actually, I don't think you know what I mean. So my mum and dad start going mad in the fishtank. hmm. Splash! Splosh! Splash! Splosh! S*m*ash! S*m*osh! S*m*ash Mouth! *All Star* Anyway, after a few months of this... My mum and dad tried something new. Just before floating around... in the fishtank, my mum and dad start up a chant: Goat bed goat bed goat bed goat bed goat bed goat bed goat bed goat. That's when my mum and dad tried something new... My mum and dad start up another chant: Crap bed crap bed crap bed crap bed crap bed crap bed. Anyway, my mum said I said he lied. But I said she said he lied. When you said I said he lied, I said.... We know that you fool! ....... *Puzzle Two* He was so tempted, he couldn't help himself, so he just fell over and died... The end.
