(YTP) Steven Universe: STEVE GITS DA GURL 

"We could be friends!!" "uh no it's ok" *bubble bursts* OCEAN MANNNN same.

riding a bike thru sand is actually that hard

5 speeds hand brakes *CRASH* STEVEN.EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING

*F I V E S P E E D S*

my name is 5 speeds

'We won't watch this time'

Steven: "We could be friends" Connie:"No it's ok"

Sadie with her chair gets me every time

Lmao its kinda funny how he did it Connie : My parents wont let me eat donuts Steven : WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT! Sadie : REEE *SMASHES HER WITH A CHAIR*

Pearl: we should are up a date! We could find out her favori- Garnet: *R A P E H E R*

Ocean man on piano as the ending theme killed me

Garnet: just **** her. Steven: okay, *but you guys can't watch this time!*

I literally died at 1:39 , everyone is invited to the funeral

The credits are ocean man!

Those debris landing on them at 4:32 made me lose my shit. It made the video for me. Good stuff.

Ocean Man brings back da memories ;-;

4:07 Steven: "we can be friends!" Bubble pops *O C E A N M A N*

“My parents don’t let me eat donuts.” “WhaaaaAAAAAAAAAT!?” *c ha iR*

this is absolute gold. my favorite part is the chair break. earlier I just randomly remembered that part and started laughing. I had to show my friends too. well made

2016: STEVE GITS DA GIRL 2019: STEVE ACTUALY GITS DA GIRL

Honestly tho Steven trying to impress Connie with his new bike is TOO ADORABLE

This is the type of ytp I live for

2016: Steven get da girl 2020: Steven gets a girlfriend aka coinne

I like the tri-force thing

1:18 "no just f*ck" "Okay, but you guys cant watch this time!"

he has no style he has no funky flow

at 0:26 close your eyes it sounds wrong

0:56 This is quality right here

Garnet should’ve said “don’t mess with his five speeds”

I miss when Steven Universe was more simple and not so deep. Ah those days of cookie cat.

The Pink Diamond inside him is probably like "Shatter me now"

2:48 just add this because it's the most funny thing here imo

OMG THE CREDITS ARE OCEAN MANN FFS

I'm surprised they didn't mess up the intro

sadie: *smashes chair against bubble* chair: *loud smashing sounds* sadie: Vietnam flashbacks

FIVE SPEEDS HANDBREAKS LOL

This is how many times a rock has fallen 👇 on Connie,Steven,and the monster

Oh...one of these ytps...

0:38 - 0:39 r.i.p Connie

“T H A T S L A R W E R E B A S I C A L L Y B F F S”

Fun fact: Steven's bike has five speeds. It also has hand brakes.

Yes, I think the show has improved A LOT.

Few years later, Steven gets rejected by Connie in the exact same spot they met in.

Dude, you deserve more subscribers.

How to git da gurl 1. Ask to go to da prom 2. Kiss 4 noo reason 3. Bankrupcy

*Ik I might be stupid for just realizing this but Connie gets diamond star eyes and Steven gets normal star eyes* 5:20

0:26 gotta go fast,gotta go fast,gotta go faster faster,faster faster faster

"Sooo you gonna as-" " hey, don't mess with his funky Flo."

3:46 this gets painfully accurate as the series goes on into the future. It’s all she can say 😂😞

im going to make a bubble o connie right now

I about died when Ocean Man started playing. Honestly did not expect that

At 0:57 I'm weak 😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

5:14 is that not editted? cuz i just realised it's in the creepy episode

Coinne: my parents don’t let me eat donuts Steven: whaaaaaaaaaat Saide: ahhhhhhhhhhh chair breaks saide: noooooooo

2:51 ur welcome

2:49 I thought Connie was gonna say “my pearants don’t let me eat nuts”

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2:18 ummm you know that the bubble can protect on everything...

3:17 Connie : WhErE aRe WeeD StEvEn : *UnDEr Da SeA, SmOkinG sEaWeed*

2:52 R.I.P. chair

season 1 people: i dont want to watch some kid eating his hotdogs season 1-5 people: OH MY GOD ITS MORE GO0D THEN I THOUGHT

Hi, my name is Steven Hi, my name is Stevan Hi, my name is Stehven *_HI, MY NAME IS FIVE SPEEDS_*

“ no, just *beep* her “ Lol

connie: go to the rocks steven goes to the placks

“Lars stop being a *bleep* and help” Can’t convince me that this didn’t happen

0:56 somethings off about my Zelda game ehh whatever

Nobody; Nobody in the universe; Literally no one; Steven; *fIvE sPeEdS, hAnD bRaKeS*

OMG MY NAME IS 5SPEEDS TOO

Steven: gets hit by rock Show: IF I COULD BEGIN TO BE

nice

Even though this is just a big meme video, 3:59 always gets me. The: “I’m gonna disappear without ever making a single friend.” It’s so sad and it just shatters my heart every time 🥺

All the timestamps for the Ocean man joke: 3:06 3:26 4:12 4:29

0:50 *_F I V E S P E E D S_*

3:06 and thats how 69 was invented

*I like how when the ocean man song starts it’s only in bad situations.*

The ocean man part killed me

Why is Sadie and the chair so funny 😂😂😂

OCEAN MAN-

When Steven and Connie are at the bottom of the ocean and Connie is sad Steven looks like he’s blushing

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEE

No one: Absolutely no one: NOTHING THAT COULD EVER EXIST: Steven: 5 SPEEDS, HANDBRAKES

5:40 that is ocean man

When Steven first met Connie, she reminded me a lot of Lapis Lazuli. Both didn’t have any friends, and Steven was the one who was their first friend and helped them to be happy, even if it was just for a moment.

That poor stool... ;-; rip

It's kinda amazing how you can make anything sound like a curse word if ya bleep it

3:26 I’m dYiNg I am dEaD I am dEaD rOsE qUarTs!

4:58 that slide actually was pretty cool

Best ytp ive ever seen 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻😂💙💙

We... are Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl, and Steven!

5 speeds

When you try to get a friend, the bubble you two create with friendship is intact. If you get rejected, the bubble bursts. *YTP's can have meaning too*

3:06 is the best thing ever 5:50 is too

I love how the temple’s curl kept falling on top of Steven and Connie XD

Despacito

I DIED AT 0:56 OH GOSH XDDDDD Edit: "Just ****** her" "Well you guys can't watch this time!"

Can we get an F for that chair?

how do they just like instontaneously hold their breath. I would litteraly start taking the biggest breath in my life for some air

2:50 Connie: no donut Steven: :0 Sadie: >:0 Sadie a few seconds later: :|

We won’t watch this time? *Really makes you think*

Pearl: “I don’t think they are earthquakes , they’re earthquake” I can’t see a fault in her logic