LYRICS: The Coronavirus Rap You may think I'm a government hoax, you may think I'm the next plague You may think I'm just a flu, you may think I'm the apocalypse But hang onto your seats and listen right here I'm gonna tell you something that will burn your toilet paper Hip, hop, hop hop from person to person I'm giving you all the coronavirus rap, rap, rap, rap I was born on the seventh of December, I remember very well that horrible day I was in a bowl of bat soup, curled up tight, though I have to say, it was BLURGGHHH Nothing to do, didn't wanna spread I was so happy, didn't wanna make anyone dead Then I hear some people give a shout One bite, Mr. Corona, and you'll be out I'm telling you, that was a puzzle to me I shouted out, "NO BREATHING!" Doctor shouted, "Good lord, he can do murderous and mad dog stuff" I popped out my head, said now watch me fuck the economy I juked and jived around the world Balam-bam-boola, balam-bam-diddy cough Hip, hop, hip hop infect I'm giving you all the coronavirus rap, rap, rap, rap When I was one, I swam into someone's mouth When I was two, I was just a flu When I was three, I started getting really dangerous When I was four, I went to this cafe When I was five, the airplane took off When I was six, I went to London Airport When I was seven, there was no-one down the street When I was eight, I got to meet prime minister When I was nine, they closed all the schools When I was ten they made me, disappear Oh no! And everything was lovely once again, wonderful
I'm so glad Rosen survived the Virus. He's a very sweet guy, and the fact he's okay with poopers now really made me glad he survived. I'd want him to survive anyway since he's one of my Jewish inspirations and one guy I would definitely love my kids to meet when I have them. I definitely love the guy and he's gone through hell in the past four-ish years losing his youngest son, getting Covid etcetera. So glad Captain could bring some joy during those dark days that we thought Mick might die.
This is a work of art. Great job lightening the mood of this serious situation a bit, dude! We can’t disregard this whole thing as a joke, but it’s nice to have fun with it here and there. Stay safe, everybody!
Am I the only one who looks up Michael Rosen YTP stuff to use in my own because I can't be bothered going through all the source material to sentence mix it myself?
Hi everyone! Important news. Michael Rosen is currently in ICU with an illness. It is NOT related to Coronavirus, but I felt like I needed to share it just so we can show Michael his support. You can search his name on the news
Oh dear. I hope he recovers soon, I just read he is said to be doing "ok, stable, alert" so let's hope for the best. From when was this update? I found the one on twitter from yesterday but there may have been an update since then.
Incidentally, Michael DID get the virus back in March. He recovered but his sight, hearing and voice got affected by the ordeal. Full video is here: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-E1wOZJ1B77M.html
Many of us followed that while it was happening, sent out our prayers at the time. We knew around the time he was first admitted to hospital, glad he made it but unfortunate that he does suffer long-term side effects now, all the best to him
![[YTP] The Coronavirus Rap (Michael Rosen)](/img/logo.svg){kind=logo}
