Zach Lost His Virginity On A Cruise To A Stranger 

Hey. I'm the girl from the cruise. You have a son. We need to talk.

this is like the alternate Titanic storyline

This is craziest episode of The Suite life of Zack and Cody On Deck

Dan bursting out laughing in the background never ceases to be be funny

Little does Ethan know it’s unlimited food and drinks he would love it

Ethan’s right she definitely doesn’t trust guys after that shit 😂🤦🏽‍♂️

Every time he said "I wasn't a dick about it" made it less and less believable 🤣🤣 this was the greatest part of the episode hands down!

"Yes zach... you were definitely the victim in the situation."😂😂😂😂😂

Teenage girl expecting a relationship after traumatic stranger sex shouldn't be considered clingy...

"I'm a virgin" "Me too" "Prove it" "Here's my hymen; you prove it" "Here's my guitar"

Wow Zach is a grown man now n he still doesn't understand y that girl "got wierd"

“You don’t know her she goes to a different school” is the equivalency of this title.

I wasnt ready for eye contact either. Hila is the best.

I'd expect nothing less of Zach, to lose his V card on a cruise ship to a stranger lol...such in character of him. love it

Girl has mad issues now though.

“No no she wasn’t a virgin. I was the virgin” Ethan; Wait you just said.. blood.. “I mean yeah yeah she was a virgin” Lmao this is like the kid in school that comes up with crazy stories about sex to look cool 😂

Zack saying he wasnt a dick about it is kinda the same as a guy saying "im not an asshole like other guys" lol

This mans smashing at 15 i still drink out of straws bro wtf

For some reason when it comes to woman and sex I do not believe anything Zach says

its basically the millennials version of the titanic film

Dude he totally hit it and quit it

Thumbnail communicates “when Zach caught corona on a cruise RIP 🙏”

Zach at 15: losing his v card Me at 16: has barely talked to a girl

It seems like a lie a kid would tell his friends to convince them he's not a virgin

Such a fake story. Especially the way he kept looking up every time he said something outlandish.

“I wasn’t ready to even make eye contact” “I was born ready” 😂😂😂

Ethan having a mental breakdown laugh 10:06

Getting on and off a cruise ship is literally the easiest thing they scan your ship card and go through a metal detector

Ethans laugh at 10:06 😂

lmao when Hila said "I wasn't ready to even make eye contact" I felt that x)

Having been around alot of nerdy guys this deffinately sounds like something one of them would have made up to sound cool. I ain't buyin it.

Fun fact cruises have morgues inside due to the fact many people who retire go on them planning to enjoy their final days so chances are if you see someone pushing a table that looks like he's taking supplies back to the kitchen it might be a your dead neighbors

Whenever Zac reveals bits of his life story its always wild 😹

PSA: A woman does NOT necessarily bleed from her first intercourse, and it is possible to bleed even the 1000th time you have sex! It's not about whether or not you're a virgin, it's just about you being too rough or not letting her get properly aroused before insertion!!! This isn't the first time they've talked about this and honestly it bothers me a LOT that they are perpetuating the harmful hymen myths on this podcast. Please, guys, educate yourselves and correct the record. You don't "pop" the hymen, it's stretchy and a woman can be sexually active her whole life without ever damaging it. You can tear it even if you've had sex many times before. And, like any other body part, if it does get damaged it HEALS! The hymen has literally nothing to do with virginity and this myth needs to die already, it's the damn 21st century

Papa bless, V Card lost, your Carer looking extra Israeli today. Edit: not a bad thing

Internet! find this girl and get her on the pod cast!

Now this is the H3 Podcast I love

“Well, where is she gonna go!?” 😂

Some wholesome h3. Really enjoyed this segment

Ethan reacts the same way Zach’s 15 year old friends reacted when he told them this BS story

Their conversations about covid in this episode is so interesting to watch over a year later since this was the day before quarantine lol

“No she took my virginity” “...so how is that related to the hyman story” “Nononoyeahyeah she was a virgin” sick story zack, no plot holes whatsoever

10:06 Ethan I love you😂😂

these two always talk strongly about things they have no experience on lol

Zach's stories totally remind me of Jay from the Inbetweeners!

Question: Where do i sign up to be put on the distro list for Dan's News Updates that Hila gets?

10:05-10:10 That laugh though..😂

Was it to a girl named Rose?

5:03 WaT

I like to pretend that he's talking about the Psychicpebbles Zach

Zach almost became a chad

Just an FYI, you do actually have to fill out stuff for customs before a stop, if I remember correctly. But the cruise personnel take care of everything once you fill it out. I remember filling out papers and leaving it in our cabin/prison for the maid to take.

H3 Podcast needs to have a story playlist!

I like how Zach calls it the v-card lmao

bruh tom hanks got coronavirus:(

I had my first boyfriend at age 15. He wanted to do the deed so badly! It's problematic in hindsight because I was 15 and he was 18....we never did, it's just weird. It gets weirder cuz we broke up a year later and his next girlfriend was 14. O_o

OMG same. Not to Zack however, I ain’t gay.

omg I freaking love Dan's cackle in the background XD

I love how casually he drops it

I freaking love you guys. You have such dynamic chemistry.

Watching the first five minutes just waiting for Zach to chime in with this story

A friend of mine lost his v card on a cruise too lmao in a hot tub with her friend there

I DEMAND TO KNOW WHO MADE THIS THUMBNAIL---IT JUST KILLED ME

I don’t know what cruises y’all are talking about but I cruise with my family once maybe 2x a year and we party! There are restaurants on the ship,casino,pools, bars etc. They do have small interior rooms but I’ve always gotten a balcony room with a king size bed...super roomy.

Thumbnail is fantastic 🙌🏼

Ian killin it with the thumbnail

Theres no comments to read :/

I’m gunna need proof of this lying ass story!! Lol

Wow this is literally a hit it and quit it situation. The girl probably has trust issues now, and guys like Zach at that age don't care 🙄 of course she probably seemed "clingy", sex isn't just a casual thing for everybody. No respect.

Zach is so serious and it kills me

12 minutes ago before I knew this.. that was a better time.

Why’s nobody calling him out like come onnnnnnn

Sounds like this dude makin the story up as he goes I call bs

Boy if I had a nickel for every time Ethan said this is a great story I would be able to buy a cruise

“I’m surprised you didn’t throw her overboard” 😂😂

Depends on the size of a room you can get Suites that are a big as a apartments that are super luxurious

Someone get Ethan on a cruise ship to do a podcast after everything is clear

Ethan has clearly never been on a cruise. You don’t eat at buffets, you have sit down meals with things like caviar and escargots, I’ve had some of the best meals I’ve ever eaten on a cruise. And if you get a room with a balcony they’re very nice.

That edited thumbnail is so simple yet fucking hilarious to me 😂

I go on cruises every year and they are pretty sweet..if you getting a suite then its super cool and the room has 2 beds in it and a lot of space..and ur only on the ship for 2 days at a time at the most before it reaches its first stop..I got to meet some amazing people (also unlimited food and drinks.. So I'm sure Ethan would love it)

“Cruises suck”-Coming from someone who has never been on a cruise. To be fair it sounds pretty bad but it really not, especially if it’s only 4-6 days

9:56-10:10 Ethan cracks me up on a different kind of level. If you pay attention to him closely you’ll realize he’s a legend.

That thumbnail is so good 😂😂😂

I went on a cruise with my family in October of 2018. During hurricane Michael. Right next to it. One of the days was absolutely the worst. The boat was rocking like crazy. Barf bags at every staircase. I remember hearing an announcement that during the night, our "brave" captain decided to skim along the edge of the hurricane so we can still go to our next port, unlike the other two cruise ships who decided not to. WOW THANKS FOR RISKING MY LIFE MAN. TOTALLY WORTH GOING TO THE BEACH.

Zach story at 4:00

Best part of today's episode.

I went on my first cruise in early January, it was a fun first time experience, the best part of the cruise was the stops at ports for sure. Lol it was totally 90% old people. Tbh it was kinda lackluster compaired to how I envisioned Cruises, but still a fun first time thing but i could never be a "seasoned cruiser"

Definitely should consider doing a scary cruise ship story segment , would really be interesting , having to be afloat in mind

Zach totally changed Ethan's perspective on cruise ships

YOOOOOO HILA HAS MY VOTE !!!!! " END OF ALL THE CRUISE INCLUDING TED CRUZ"

Ethan's laugh at 10:04 has me cackling lmaoooo

Cruises are actually pretty entertaining. The deal is you aren't supposed to be in your room much. There is literally constant entertainment except for around 2-4pm. I went on what was supposed to be my honeymoon alone and it was the best vacation I've ever had. You do customs before you get on the cruise ship.

doctor: “you have 11 minutes and 59 seconds left to live” me:

cruises will never end. cmon now

Those brows do the wave at the right time

You have a boarding pass that gets you in and out.

Today's fact: In 2005, a fortune cookie company called Wonton Food Inc. correctly foretold lottery numbers, resulting in 110 winners and an investigation. No fraud was involved.

Officially my favorite podcast episode

That thumbnail 😂😂

The thumbnail make it look like he died on a cruise ship 😂