This is a somewhat shitty list. I just recycled content from a couple of the same episodes. All content, except for the Nix picture at the end, belongs to Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw of the Escapist magazine
The escapist isn't stupid enough to delete any Zero Punctuation videos, at least while they still exist as a company. When the day comes that they shut down, the internet will collectively post all the "Every Zero Punctuation" videos all over the internet. Yahtzee Croshaw will be remembered, damnit.
This is missing one of my favorite quotes from zero punctuation (episode : Epic Mickey) : "In third-person games, the camera is like the working class. If you can't control it, it will plot to destroy you."
If you ever make an updated version, you should include this line from his ZP of Control, "Maybe I'm just down on Control because it's named after the one thing I don't have in my life."
I just thought of another good one from his Agony ZP. It was one of the best roasts I’ve ever seen. I went something like, “Remember the lust level from Dante’s Inferno? Sorry, let me back up a bit. Remember Dante’s Inferno?”
dude, you stole this and before you say you said it's not yours in the the bottom of the vid that's not how copyright law works. Admitting theft does mean you can commit theft
that first part is unintentionally hilarious. "lol, Americans think the world revolves them also I didn't notice that my hometown had experienced a natural disaster."
+Uber Draven Ok, this is very late but that clip was from the Titan Fall episode. It's confusing because he was talking about Dark Souls while reviewing Titan Fall
***** There's a gas that everyone in Atlas (the main private militia force in the game) is immune against and they start using it to kill everyone in baghdad except for Atlas members (Americans)
@@ChildElectronics Good Christ, I made this comment 6 years ago. If there was ever a time I had the faintest hint of which episode it was, it was back then. Right now I'm not 100% sure that I've actually seen the episode in the time since I made this comment.
@@ChildElectronics I will say one thing, it's almost definitely quite an early one, probably predating his hiring by the Escapist. Back from the days when he'd do things like have different music for every intro and outro, though iirc it was the standard outro he was gargling along with so after the days when he actually had different intros and outros for every game.
Love how I have watched every zp and only now just come across this video 😂 been watching yahtzee since 2008/9 and thank you sir for this video. I especially like how you didn't title it funniest moments just what makes you think 🤔 😂
***** Watch this with subs on. There's no way a human actually translated this; whatever computer runs RU-vid and all other properties owned by Google is incapable of interpreting a British/Australian accent.
suggestions for episode 2 - "You can't rhyme 'delicious' with 'ravenous'. Emphasis is on the wrong syllable. *YOU FUCK!!!*" Child of Day-Light and "Dracula doesn't fetch-quest - Dracula sits at the back of an army on a throne tossing expensive wine to one side, because he doesn't give two licks of a used tampon to whoever has to shampoo the carpet" Castlevania Lords Of Shadow 2
>has time to make a 30 minute long compilation with rendering AND asks for suggestions for a second episode >doesn't have the time to download the single best survival game
This was great! It's very helpful of you to label the episodes. Still considering an episode 2? Some of Yathzee's episodes I believe are funnier because of their overarching points and their buildup, and thus wouldn't fit as nicely here - see Metal Gear Solid 4, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, EVE Online, Super Mario 3D Land vs Rayman Origins, Too Human, Sunset Overdrive, the Occasional Guide to ReSPECIALed Moments in Gaming History videos and the like. But as far as suggestions for single moments and jokes go, hmm, let's see.. - The rundown of the GUI in System Shock 2 - The alternate title for Monster Hunter Tri - The planning meeting intervention in NeverDead - The "3D gimmick interfering with gameplay" bait and switch from Resident Evil: Revelations - The three kinds of horror games from Amnesia: The Dark Descent - The eight-second review of FIFA 13 - The "stuck up its own arse" bit from Bioshock Infinite - The rundown of how to find everything in Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon (light - other light - suck - keep sucking) - Explaining other jobs beside contract assassination to Pseudo 51 in Killer Is Dead - The poetry meltdown in Child of (Day-)Light - The shurikens and lightning gun from Painkiller - The helicopter controls from Crysis - The Australian situation in Guitar Hero World Tour - The conversation between the boss and Pillock in Wet - The dialogue tree dinner party but from Dark - STONKING GREAT TITS from Tomb Raider Anniversary - The tiger fence separating story and gameplay in The World Ends With You - The chareg-ing cave AI reinforcements in Mercenaries 2 - "Am I pimping??" and "AND SO WERE YOU" from Dragon's Dogma - The whipped cream arrow from Alan Wake - "HE'S FUCKING WAR" from Darksiders - The six-foot clitoris from Strider - And of course "KILL THEY ASS"
Here's a fun drinking game that'll KILL you unless you drink water and go to the bathroom: Watch this with the automatic English subtitles and take a shot every time it's incorrect. Did I mention that it'll probably kill you? xD Inversely, take a shot every time it correctly captions an entire sentence. You'll probably get to drive home. xP
"im so glad the games industry is a baron wasteland right now, I have caught up on so much shit *cut to copy of dark souls* I have even finished my full scale replica of the westmidlands entirely under the sea...*cuts to Coventry underwater* where it belongs" that probably made m laugh the most XD
I actually really like the editing you did by making the title from which episode it was fade out for his(Yahtzee's) own large white words, it was really smart so we could read it.
imagine if you managed to change every single thing about yourself, and then maybe might have a chance that women would be willing to be in the same room as you.
I realize now after seeing so many of his videos that Yahtzee is more funny in five minutes that the Nostalgia Critic in half hour, the Nostalgia Critic try very hard to be funny, and Yahtzee is funny without even trying.
You're gonna start seeing a lot more views for this now that felman87's video collections of ZP were deleted from his channel. People tend to use yahtzee's monotone voice as a sleep aid, so if possible, could you make a slightly longer video without the transition music and just his talking? I guarantee you that you will rake in tens of thousands of viewers!
i play on my pc local with my friend just as well as on a console with my brother so yeah games friends brains not pc or console you need the first 3.....bollocks.
I mean, this video came out nearly three years ago. If I were working on Episode 2, i would've probably released it by now, don't you think? lol That being said, thanks for reminding me, I'll take that bit out of the video description
I'm not making any money from this video, if there are any ads playing I didn't enable them, it's probably the copyright-matched third party, whoever they might be. Probably the Escapist themselves!
I'm not making any money from this video, if there are any ads playing I didn't enable them, it's probably the copyright-matched third party, whoever they might be. Probably the Escapist themselves!
I'm not making any money from this video, if there are any ads playing I didn't enable them, it's probably the copyright-matched third party, whoever they might be. Probably the Escapist themselves!
That's a valid concern. But as you might notice, I have nothing to gain from strengthening my channel. It's not themed around, well, anything in particular. I just upload whatever I like and whenever I like. None of my videos are monetised. I just thought that I'd compile a video of my favourite Yahtzee moments for other people to watch. I had absolutely no idea that it would get this popular and even get posted to KYM.
