+Batuhan Mutlu eric would bash your head in before he voiced anything but now a days that would be a good thing freaking reporters, refs, and fans get on players nerves.
1. When Zlatan works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does 2. When Zlatan comes to your house he gives you the Wi-fi password. 3. Zlatan once went to cinema and the movie watched Zlatan for two hours. 4. Zlatan does not draw teams in the Champions League, teams draw Zlatan. 5. Zlatan's keyboard doesn't have a question mark, Zlatan only has answer. 6. Zlatan can tie his boots with his feet. 7. Zlatan once took an IQ-test and the IQ-test immdiatly got updated. 8. Zlatan once met the Pope and made him become a muslim and then a cristian again. 9. When Zlatan crosses the immigration boards the officers shows their passport to Zlatan. 10. Zlatan once went out for bike ride and accidentaly won the " Tour D'France ". 11. When Zlatan and the priest sat in the confession chair the priest confessed his sins for Zlatan. 12. When Zlatan chops onions the onion cries. 13. When Zlatan sleeps the dream dreams about Zlatan. 14. Zlatan got shot once and now the bullet is in critical condition. 15. When Zlatan comes to your wedding you become the best man. 16. Zlatan can hear sign language. 17. Jesus could walk on water, Zlatan can swim through land. 18. Man U signed a contract to play for Zlatan. 19. 911 calls Zlatan for help. 20. Once Zlatan got the corona virus,now the virus is in quarantine. 21. Zlatan won a staring contest against Mona Lisa. 22. When Neil Armstrong was on his way to the moon,Zlatan was already on his way back home from the moon. 23. When Zlatan takes a shower the soap gets clean. 24. The corona virus wears a mask now after touching Zlatan.
TheTimbalanders oh, forget already who's the one who were saying he wants to retire from national team yet still returns, and it's not only once he did that 😏 oh, and also, remember the recent news saying that some particular superstar wants to move out from his club after getting his team smacked by their ass with those 8-2 score and even trying to sue the president after knowing that his parter is getting sacked via a phone call, but still stays yet again for another season 😏😏 sure, he doesn't throw any tantrum about goals, but he DOES throws a huge tantrum if his desires are not granted 🤔🤔🤔
TheTimbalanders not to mention having as far as getting the La Liga excecutives to beg for him to stay lmao 🤣🤣🤣 Shouldn't I be the one who asks HOW did he NOT egoistical instead? 🤔🤔🤔
Zlatan reprents the honest person inside all of us.We mostly fear to say what is on our minds to show false respect to other people.I wish more of us could be just frank with each other.
Hello Zlatan Thank you for your great football and the great interwies. The world of sport needs personalities like you, Zlatan! I wish you all the best! With sporty greetings Raphael Wellig
Zlatan's conversation with reporter: *Reporter*: So will PSG win the next game? *Zlatan*: Only God knows. *Reporter*: Where is God? *Zlatan*: You're speaking to him right now
NEW Subtitles now available! Select 'English' in video settlings. After looking through feedback I felt like this video needs some more context and subtitles to make it more understandable. The mix of languages and accents can be hard to hear for some, so I hope that writing it in English will help. When I first published this video it was just for a bit of fun, I never expected it to get some much attention. These clips are exclusively from the 2014-15 season at PSG and the context may be less clear to people as time goes on. I am happy to add in more comments and explanations in the video if needed, so feel free to make suggestions and ask questions. I still can't believe that Zlatan is still playing at 38. I realise that some of these clips may make him seem quite harsh at times, but I recommend reading his book 'I am Zlatan' to get an insight into his mentality and background before you judge. Finally, I hope everyone is keeping safe in these times wherever you are.
I love how the French people talk so much shit about Zlatan since he said the bad words about them. Please understand, YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT ZLATAN. He does everything for PSG..
Fotroix Clan You're not really following the PSG because they don't need Ibra anymore. He did a lot for to the team in the first years he made the PSG to be known but now it's done. I wouldn't say "he does everything" but "he did everything"
He has the exact same mentality and demeanour as the players i grew up playing with in Sweden projects. We used to behave like this against eachother and i love it, the competivness
Zlatan is a great player and a wonderful person.... His personality makes him exceptional.... wherever he is whatever he is doing it's his own unique style.....
+Leonardo Aldecocea Chuck Norris first has to learn being the Chuck Norris of being Chuck Norris, because the Chuck Norris of Chuck Norris is Bruce Lee.