Some facts of Zlatan Ibrahimovic: 1 - when he was 10ys, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house. 2 - Zlatan lost his virginity even before his parents. 3 - one day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything. Arsenal - when Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared. 5 - When Zlatan goes to your place to visit you, you're the guest. 6- the father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior. 7 - one day Zlatan passed a red light and the police stopped his car. Zlatan charged the police. 8 - Zlatan helped the nurses when he was born. 9 - Zlatan never lies. The truth is what is wrong. 10 - when Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Zlatan. 11- Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive. 12 - it is impossible for Zlatan to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack Zlatan. 13 - In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Zlatan. 14 - one day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday. 15 - one day Zlatan arrived late at school. The other students were penalised because they arrived too early.
Zlatan was that rarity in modern football, a man with a strong character, not scared of anything the media throw in his way. Lets face it, most footballers are quite immature, and sorely lack in the Character department. They are scared to express their thoughts, often rightly so, as they have very little understanding and insight of life outside of football. But not Zlatan, he is much more worldly and can communicate on most topics, a rarity that the game sorely needs. And he is a Great footballer to Boot!
That girl from the Vitamin prank was a boss, i mean, if Ibrah doesnt intimidates u, nobody will. For a short time ive thought he would have problems with teammates with his superior attitude and absurd hunger in games, but hes such a clown and so damn friendly. Yes, nobody is perfect... but hes without a doubt the perfect Zlatan. The greatest character in football by far and one of the best ive watched playing. A beast, a lion, a King a forever Legend. The sky is the limit never made more sense.
