ZVENHUMBU ZVAITOVA FUNNY😄 :THE CLOSURE DNA SHOW: S13 Ep 8  

😂😂😂😂 True. It's so puzzling

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Very true. Hatina peace of mind as viewers 😂😂😂

@@amandasigxoza8862 hahahahahaha maida kutoziva baba vemwana kaaaa inn ndaingoda kuziva maresults

Inini kungoziva kuti ndiyo nayaya yacho hanisvikeko

There is no love from that auntie. Vaida kupinda pakati pevanhu vakaita reconcile vakataurirana chokwadi vakakoshesa marriage vachitaura zviri negative why?

Hapana kuwiriranq apo kunyqngirana​@@CleverManatsa

@@CleverManatsaTete is right. How can an unemployed man take care of another man's child? These 2000 kids vanoda shamhu

@DC-jj7rr They can engage the father of the child voita maDNA off the camera, the father ochengeta mwana wake (maintainance) ari pana mai vake coz he/she is below 18. The guy anoda mkadzi wake but ane mwana ari below 18 asingaiti kubva panamai saka anogara navo vese ndizvo zvazvinoreva.

Anofana ari murume wemunhu

NdhiMinister Baba vemwana.

She's stupid ufunge ndosaka agara six months ka apa Ngoni ari kutoichengetwawo

That's true

Lisa kamhombwe 😂

HAPANA RUDO APA

Neniwo

Tete kufinyama kudaro sei. Brother was told chokwadi chaaka accepta. Let's move on

Aah tete vaida mwana arambwe here achawana wo basa ngoni as long as vana vachidanana

I will stand for tete, mangwana zvinonetsa izvi

Obvious hama hadzidii matuzvii

Haiwawo arikututiswa in less than 24hrs ne hama dza Ngoni. Apa haashande futi 😢

😂😂😂Akapepetwa mkomana akutya mnje kut chimoko chiende

Nhai amana

@@clotildachamhuna1448 imagine

Imagine

Not ime only what about iyo Mari chaiyo

Pamwe Ngoni haazvare

This is very true

@@brightongwirambira1648 it's very sad though

Wapedza

True. BUt Ngoni should grow a spine and man up and look after himself

Then why wasting money and tyme doing DNA

True, that boy needs to man up, wake up and smell the coffee. He's being used as a pony shame.

Handikwanise kutaura chii chacho achapamhazve umwe mwana iwe uchingochengeteswa

Rudo ibofu sure 😂😂😂

Ndoda kutokupawo wangu mwana musikana uyo Ngoni anochengeta

You can say that again.

Say it agsin

Maida kuti varambane ivo vachidanana?

Ngozi apedzesera abuda musaga 😂😂

hapana chimbori impossible apa, widows and divorcees are remarrying wani

Haaa pakaoma wena haa zvotozara rayini rose

Vamwe nema pegs muhembe 😂😂😂

Guhwa to the people

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Madziro commity. Ndirini musikana straight kumba kana hembe handirongedze pakadai

Ndozvaita vasataure muridzi wemwana, iye Tinashe cy achitendera kuungana kwevanhu kuita sekt inyaya iri mudare ramambo

​@@edsonmusutisi31 nhy kana dei ndirini handingataure plus mukadzi wemuridzi we mwana atoripo

Anotoda vaungane

Ko ari paphone wamuona here pamwe arikupa vasipo update😂

@@monalisamusorodzata2871 chokwadi aaaah ndosaka vasina kutaura kkk

😂😂😂😂😂but it makes sense 😂😂😂😂😂

Pari tricky hakuna kure kwavanoenda Lisa naNgoni. But tete havambodaidzwi havo becoz paDNA iyi vatongonzwa nevanhu ndokuuya kwavaita meaning Lisa haadi kuti vave involved which is not wise

Ngoni’s facial expressions inotaura kuti rudo hapachina.

Zviripachena kuti muridzi we mwana nemhuri yake. Ngoni arikubhadharwa nababa vemwana kugara na a Lisa. Even big brother knows the deal , havana kushamisika ne arrangement

Tete variright and one tete anomira nemwana wabrother vake, unfortunately Lisa is so secretive. May be tete was deliberately sidelined to safeguard this 'father' of the child. Definitely she was going to confront the person

From the word go if you have noticed their responses were questionable ....vana ava vakataurirana zvekupindura kana vabvunzwa mubvunzo....pazotaurwa futi zvekuti airariswa mu dinning asina kudya paita kukuvharwavharwa so....the owner of the child( that is if ariye futi )is paying ngoni nekuti under normal circumstances ne age yake ngoni obvuma kuramba achidanana nalisa nekuchengeta mwana iye asingaende kubasa can it be real love?...the grand question is vauyirei Kuma DNA if they new muridzi this doesn't make any sense at all ...Lisa anonzwisa hasha ...the way yaasiri kuita respect Tete se paati "handiti mwana wacho ndewangu",means pane munhu one mukuru wekudzinza arikuziva all this and In support probably benefitting from the situation.last but not least ko paati munhu uyu akadanana naye after varambana na ngoni and haasi kutoziva kuti mwana ndewake munhu wacho iyeye it's not adding up.....aaah vamwe vana so ka ndapera power.......maybe I am wrong hameno ...vana ava they need counselling it's so sad vachiri vadiki they need help

Ehe ndazvionawo Tete ava muroi

Yaaa tete wane problem ndoosaka wakaiswa kunze kwenyaya

​@@AgnesGovamuroi mukuru

Tete ava havavaki zvachose

Tete ava ndavashaira Pavo and vatofambira kuzoseka nekuita guhwa

But why kuita DNA

I also see a sad ending for Lisa

Kudenga kunaMwari, asi tikarasa chokwadi tatakura dambudziko rinotinetsa kwehupenyu, Jesu ndiye chokwadi, iyi yekuzvutakurira mitoro iyi hameno

Mhofu😂

@@RudoMukombe yemukono 😂😂😂😂

To us

😂😂😂To us

To us 🎉

Tete vatori right, ukutaura chokwadi

My question as well

tete ava zvekuti anochengeta nei vapinda papi chavari kutoda kutoti marriage yemuzukuru iparare, the rsean why vanga vasina kudaidzwaku dna

I think the girl wasn't sure, she just knew there's another possible father so now they know for sure. Yes tete is very correct, these 2 are young and naive, zvichanetsa izvi

@@oathofGod410 Nhai?. Varume vanganiko mu zim vasingashande asi vanoriritira mhuri dzavo

Very true

Vakatomboita madays vachiita ma rehearsals

@@josheptondondo6074 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣asi wakamboita maskits hrr cz urkutoziva zvinhu zvacho

True. I think they didnt want to show division in front of the cameras, but after this, he will dump her because they are not even acting like people who are in love

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Atakura ngwena huida 🤐🤐

@@HazelKupakuwana kkkkkkkk

😂😂😂mukuda audze social media nyaya dzake kkk hamuna kumbosiyana neveraini avo

am of the view that zvimwe zvinhu hazvidi TV and cameras. The issue can be discussed behind closed doors hanti vaMugabe maresults abuda

iri idzedze chairo

This is an assumption

Taura hako

Anga achida kunyatsozuvawo semunhu akamborara nemusikana

Even tho ummmmmm I'm sure baba vemwana chaiwo vane zvevari kupa this guy so pane agreement iripo

Tete is 100 %right, chakaipa hachibhabhadzirwi, that man achada mwana wake

maya havade arambwe but vanoda ataure chokwadi so that mangwana kana ngoni kana oramba vanenge vaine humbowo

Haaa kut kudaro here havafarirwe nekut she is strict

Tete is right 100%

Tete vakuda chokwadi chete nekuti akuramba kuudza tete vake chaivo baba vemwana. Mangwana nyaya iyi inonetsa nekuti vatete vachazoudiwa kana paitika something like baba vemwana vachauya kuzokwira havo bbie ravo baba vozoti hee ndahurirwa

My point exactly 😂

Saka muri kuti Ngoni was forced kuenda kuDNA?

Ndazvifungawo ini kuti mwana ndewemurume watete

Ndosaka vangavasina kuudzwa. Panofiwa

Murume ndewa tete chete ndosaka vakange vatovabudisa munyaya dzavo

Me too that lady looks very innocent

Ma zero percent haasekanwe. Panewe nababa vako togana kuwana paine zero percent futi. Have you been tested against your alleged father?

Don't comment like this. Your comment will ruin it for those who see it later on

The more innocenter they look, the rottener the character. She was suspiciously 'tight' and 'cold'

@@VikkiRajahLisa paangoti zvinorwadza paabvunzwa kuti ko baba vakasava muridzi wemwana , ndabva ndaziva kuti pane akadya bota futi. Just imagine 6 months dilly darling achinyepa kuti mhamha BP njani njani. Pretty face for nothing this one😂

Kkkkk

Tete mune drama Your predictions achapinza nhamo

Akapusa haaa kana face yakadhibha

Hakusi kupusa, kuto Stikka.

Kustika nguva refu​@@forogonya-howcometoyou5727

kkkkkkkk rova munhu

Pamwe mfana ari sterile😂😂😂

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Haazvari mfana uyo😂

😂😂😂😂 anoda shamhu murovei chokwadi, musauraya chete

😂😂😂😂😂😂 kana ndiwewo pazvinhu zvacho

😂😂😂😂 MaUber driver vakamumira paKappa

Kutengesa madhoiri kune mari kuSouth Africa madhoiri😅

@@DC-jj7rr

Kikkkk Ngoni is on borrowed time, once the ground flattens for the girl, Ngoni achawana arimachira chete. Apa urijobless!

Hapana ryt apa mangwana mai vemwana uyu vakafa tete havazochengeti mwana hre?

I'm sure kumhuri kwenyu muri Tete or muchava Tete, you will understand zviri kuita kuti vave frustrated kana mapinda muthis situation

why did they go ku DNA if they know the father ?? Haikonai kuvhairira hama, Lissah is an embarrassment simple

Ngoni haana kupusa at all... first, aigara achinetsana nemusikana over this kusvika musikana azoita open up. Second, he insisted on DNA tests. Third, he is protecting his wife's dignity. Ngoni is playing a long game

​@ROGUE406 very true

hanty aive audzwa kudhara kuti mwana haasi wako saka hapana paitarisira 99.99%.vanhu vanenge vachidanana

You can say that again her face expression 😂😂

Akaudza wani mrume wake chokwadi they just wanted to make sure

Kwana iwe😂

Musatitukire hanzvadzi dzedu veduwee

Kuyera mhofu dzangova nharo zvadzo kkkkk ana mhofu muriko here?

😂,😂😂

pwaaaaaaks

Wawachida arambwe wazoone zvekutaura

She is mature she knows kuti hapana kwazviri kusvika. Lets be honest 😂

​@@tatendammabwe1703Yes Tete is right Lisa thinks it's that easy... She's yet to face reality.

​@@melindachipojojo8999hahaha tete havana kumborwadziwa but munhu mukuru vanotarisa zviri kumberi,already lisa akutoriswa mudinning uriwe mubereki chaiye wanzwa izvozvo unongoitawo zvaita tete

Ndatoshaya kuti chavanetsa chii tete iye mwana wavo achidiwa

Nop the brother and father share the same blood so dai mwana afanana s its someone else

No hazvifanane cause paitwa dna ye biological father not relationship ​@@mayedwankomo4982

Eeee paifanira paita tuma persent tuya twepaukama uyu ndewemunhu asiri hama true

​@@mayedwankomo4982zvinogofanana sei ipo paitwa Partenity test

​@@mayedwankomo4982havafanane. % inodonha fast fast haisvike even pa90% kana uri relatadeness

Muridzi wemwana is a politician weZANU.

On point ndo chaiko Nokuti chero madavirire ake murume ndeekuto dzivirira mukadzi wake hake kurivara kuti mwana haasi wake 🤔🤔

Hanzi mkomana haashande

Ari kunyeperwa Ngoni aka simbiswa kuti asaita hovhiyo pa public 😅😅 Lisa hasikuziva muridzi wemwana

Mapedza

😂😂language yako yandisekesa hangu

hahahaha..taneta nekudzibinha mbutu dzemahara...

Kana anagogo vedu vave ne90yrs vaingozhakwa

@@nomsanyika151 tipeka yako tiizhake hedu isu..hahahaha

Tete havadi zvisina basa saka vakamakwa naLisa.

​@@BereraMutirowafanzaI assume so too. Dai ndaiva ivo ndisina kusvikapo hangu nyangwe ndichimuda Lisah wacho

But remember ndiye aiita makuhwa ekuti akunyimwa food and akurara maseparate rooms nemurume wake pane nyaya

Ayiwawo love yokuita seiko bota raka rohwa noumwe munhu pedzezvo wowunzirwa mitoro isiyako and accepted nonsense apo irovha harishsnde ndigeza tidye roti mwana ndomuda chii chaizvo izvo

Apa havarare vose. They sleep in separate bedrooms.

Vatete havavengi vana zvachose its she human banoziva chivanhu

@@anywaychikwanda4315 hapana chivanhu chinotadzisa munhu kuroora mukadzi ane mwana

Ndosaka vana ava vachizoita mashura mongofunga kuti kusekerera zvisina basa ndiyo love,tete vatori ryt at first lisa hanti ndiye aivaudza kuti akuvatiswa nenzara and akurara mudininning so unofunga vaisekerera izvozvo and now chokwadi chanyatsobuda unofunga kti zvichadii zvichatoita worse.

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@@Ngonitsvangs 😂😂 sorry lol

Mmm Ngoni akazungaira shame

HAPANA RIGHT IF HE WANTS TO CONTINUE NE MARRIAGE ZVIRI KWAVARI, VANGAni vakadzi vanongohura asi vasingaunzi vana varimo muma so called marriages

@@oathofGod410 yes zvirikwavari but ngoni akapusa because arikutobvuma kuchengeta mwana asiri wake uye achitoziva baba vemwana .

Urikutaura chokwadi iwe ngoni hazvari

Thank you

You have spoken well

Thank you

I think the guy is married apa munogara mose mukomboni ndosaka vatya kutaura zita

Vagona zvavo ipapo otherwise zvaisazopera mushe nechaunga icho. Vanozosara voudzana chokwadi vega

kupusaa uko haiwa

I agree mskana uyo is honest akagara ataura chokwadi

i receive man of god

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Team pasi remuti 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I think so too. Let them be. After all it's Lisa and Ngoni vari 2. People should not force themselves pakati pevanhu. Also they have every right to not want to disclose their staff panevanhu vese avo. All the best you 2.

😂😂😂😂 iwewe unotaura uchitarisa zve pedyo pfungwa dzako dzakapfupika semuswe we mbongoro musoro wako unofunga sewa Ngoni. Ngoni inyope yakaroora hure.

Une kakusakwana dofo

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​@@MuZimbabwean.😂😂

This won't last 😂😂😂😂boy just want to revenge

What's nice there, there's some one who's protected

@@Nonto.Maposa.Chitauro u knw the thing 🤣 closure ndiyo.yaingodiwa nt drama

You're Right, ndazvionawo

What embarassment is greater than what we have just witnessed

how do u define kusapusa, if he knew the person i dont papane need yekubuda pa tv only t protect that person hahaha

you joking ryt😄, why did they go ku DNA when Ngoni knows the father? What was the purpose of being on live TV😁😁. The guy is from the hood, he is Lisa's ex, he travelled, he is respectable 😆😆we will find him

Hahaha very true I know this other Lisa eish

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Very. True wandipa kufunga kugoogler ndione zvarinoreva

Ndiboss here kkkk

Anomboita nezvei iye kaZembe kaZembe wacho

Murakashi

Pakaipa...ngaatosona kazembe kazembe wacho atowanirwa zvekuita

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Varangana zvavo asi mangwana inogona kuShaker

Ko vana ava vaakukwidzana ndenge yemashanga indhaahh asi imonya kani baba wemwana nhai. Aweeehhh idi vana ve generation ino maoko mudenga ndasimudza. Munhu angaite nharo dzekuda kuchengeta mwana asiri wake nhai imi ko akauya akarowha

​@@Rene-u5r mwana waShef vemuhurumende vanozikanwa nekunyenga school fees muMash Central.

@@babava2263 KKKKK hoo mukutoziva henyu ndianiko shefu ivavo tatove necuriosity ndosaka varamba kutaura

Kubva zvichitanga vange vachingosapotana 😂

Munhu arikuchengeta Ngoni ndiye muridzi wemwana apo

@@liciousnyamande4251 taura zvako dear

Suspect kudiko nhaimi. Inga varume tinongovada chero vaita vana kunze. Zvaipa pana iye lisa here

Sure but vachavafunga tête ava hako

​@@lynnemtare-ro4oz😅zvakafanana nekuti murume akahura unomuregerera,ukahura iwe chii chinoitika hanti unobva watorambwa,unongoziva kti vakadzi vanotsikirirwa sei wani usaite kunge uri munyowani

Tete havawirirane na Mai Lisa

Plus remember mdhara akauya ka kuzoona mwana 😂😂😂 out of the whole family 😂😂

Havasi sekuru here zvinenge zvanzi mwana wemwana wavo

Maitiro avo ana Mhofu, tingashore Ngoni uyu asi chimuti chekuda zvakapfava vanacho havo. Mutupo uyu ndautadza.

@@FlorenceMungwari kkkkkkkkk ua ryt ndakatonaiwa kare

Life yekukomboni huye bodo😂😂😂😂

Vaye vakanyimwa nekuda kwe pride yavaive nayo vaisapindura mibvunzo zvese vachiti havazive and Mr Bota got fed up nazvo including tese taive takatarisa , mukomana ndiye aive nepride yakanyanyisa paye

@@abigailcharakupa8490 ndobvumirana newe ipapo but ava now vawana maresults vakutozvida sort of by not revealing the responsible one ......something must have been done

Ndavamurove Lisa 😂😂😂😂😂

Majaira panorovana vanhu 😂😂

Aa imi vachimuroverei, ko kuzoita tuhasha twenhema, varikufara tete avo haiwawo

@@FaithMashava-yi7qe zvinonyadzisa izvi

@@FaithMashava-yi7qe taurai zvenyu mainini

Tete vanenge vane godo!She has too much jealous 😢😢😢Even her face shows how disappointed on these 2 common understanding and chose privacy as to who else could be the father

that is very true

Dei uriwe tete avo waitoitawo hasha dont justify chihure 😊

@@danielmataruka8198hasha dzei she was not included munyaya idzi why is she forcing herself on them vane guhwa tete avo

@Joseph, you are a genius & a very interesting analyst who can build damaged situations. We wish social media will be used by such intelligence like your point of views. Tinashe should take a leaf from you.

Part2 is coming uchengete futi

@@bahlemaqeda1105 kkkkkkkkkkk i receive😅

Ukupamhiwa umwebhadha unomama hanzi mhofu mhofu haaaa mutupo wenyu ndewe zvigure

Good my brother stand by your wife usaudzirwe how to live your life

Wakanyanya

@@CarenCaren-v3c 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣ank yu sir