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I play games, then put them on the broiler for some light-medium editing roasting, then top them with some memes.

Slightly insane, but safe to take to weddings.

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@badacid8685
@badacid8685 7 часов назад
Kunesh deserves it 😊
@helicalgoose
@helicalgoose 5 часов назад
Yup, Kunesh knows what he did, or didn't do. But no matter what its a rule in the game to give him a beating just once.
@quanghung9430
@quanghung9430 8 часов назад
How many ingame days does it take? Because I remember try it for 5 days and the stuffs are still intact
@helicalgoose
@helicalgoose 8 часов назад
That is a tough question to answer. The week goes by and depending on the time/day you might get the shop to turn over and other times not. Usually what I do is just drop items in the chest and just go off and do other quests and the groschen will be sitting there when I get back. :D
@charlesdarkon
@charlesdarkon 9 часов назад
😮 later Henry have KFC 🤤
@helicalgoose
@helicalgoose 8 часов назад
Henry likes good eats while he is taking a bath.
@sandrosliske
@sandrosliske 9 часов назад
He was in such a good mood, thinking he had it all.
@helicalgoose
@helicalgoose 8 часов назад
Poor Peshek thought he was going to retire. He already put his two week notice in before he found out the groschen was all gone.
@sandrosliske
@sandrosliske 9 часов назад
Kunesh! May your socks be forever damp and that there be the tiniest bit of gravel in your shoes.
@helicalgoose
@helicalgoose 5 часов назад
Owww... lol that would be really annoying. I mean he is annoying already, but not as bad as Fritz and Matthew haha.
@sandrosliske
@sandrosliske 9 часов назад
That Henry, he'd take the clothes right off your back.
@mateuszp7
@mateuszp7 11 часов назад
besides I always loved that scenes with whistling song when Henry was stealing in your videos lol
@helicalgoose
@helicalgoose 10 часов назад
Haha, that whistling song I am glad you brought up, I haven't used it in a long time! I forgotten what it was! I have been going through my old videos to make these shorts and rediscovering old things I use to do. The good and the BAD! lol
@dragongaming2745
@dragongaming2745 11 часов назад
How do you keep your dot in the center when aiming
@helicalgoose
@helicalgoose 10 часов назад
If you're on the PC you can type that into your console command. wh_pl_showfirecursor 1 no mods needed just enter that, put away your bow and draw it back out and boom you're good. For PS4 or Xbox someone said that there is a way to keep the reticle constant but its within the console itself and I have never tried, but for shooters its a popular apparently.
@KhalidFoXiii
@KhalidFoXiii 11 часов назад
I already got rich by selling potion I got over 100k
@helicalgoose
@helicalgoose 10 часов назад
Once you get past 100k, its basically game over. Inflation has hit and Henry is richer than rich. Potions is a good way if you like the mini game for certain or if you finally got to automation which is nice.
@myself3209
@myself3209 13 часов назад
And one whole chicken gives you 8 nourishment..
@helicalgoose
@helicalgoose 10 часов назад
I feel like if I ate a whole chicken that is like at least 50 nourishment. I mean Henry must have a real hunger that can't be quenched if he could chow down ten chickens and still have room!
@Jordan-rb28
@Jordan-rb28 13 часов назад
The King of the Thieves!
@helicalgoose
@helicalgoose 10 часов назад
Honestly, if someone stole the clothes off my back while talking to them, I would name them King of Thieves right then and there.
@FLEETINGGOAT15
@FLEETINGGOAT15 13 часов назад
Last time I played through this he kicked my ass in the beginning so after the fight I just started hitting him again and knocked him out, then robbed his house and kept kicking his ass every time he woke back up
@bosilisk
@bosilisk 14 часов назад
that swap of clothing is always funny 😂
@helicalgoose
@helicalgoose 10 часов назад
Its the best! I really do hope we get to continue the tradition in KCD2! :D
@edgychico9311
@edgychico9311 14 часов назад
Wait till you'd see Henry being very rich in KCD2 and gone rampage mode just like Barbarian in DnD 💀
@helicalgoose
@helicalgoose 10 часов назад
A rich Henry in KCD2 will be great. Henry can be like the Bohemian Mansa Musa and cause massive inflation in Kuttenberg.
@bruhloneyclips9402
@bruhloneyclips9402 14 часов назад
i’m feeling quite hungry…
@helicalgoose
@helicalgoose 10 часов назад
Nobody likes Henry when he gets hungry...
@BeamRider100
@BeamRider100 14 часов назад
What level lockpicking do you need to get into Miller Peshek's loot box ?
@Shay_Cormak
@Shay_Cormak 13 часов назад
Six is the minimum so you can get luck of the drunk or if you don't want to drink to open very hard locks 15-13 level and
@helicalgoose
@helicalgoose 10 часов назад
Yup, as mentioned before, level 6 and luck of the drunk. Basically that is any chest in the game with a little booze and level 6 :P
@Jordan-rb28
@Jordan-rb28 15 часов назад
So do any of the other traders get better rates or do they ask make the same amount of money from selling?
@helicalgoose
@helicalgoose 10 часов назад
Hmm you know I never tested that before. Peshek has always been the easy target since to chest to chest its an easy walk over there. But that is something worth while testing :D
@gknight7778
@gknight7778 16 часов назад
Henry somehow got the ability to steal right in front of people 😂.
@helicalgoose
@helicalgoose 10 часов назад
He has been stealing so much that instead of stealing watches off wrist he can take all the clothes off your back without them even noticing :P
@MarvinThomas-nw3yi
@MarvinThomas-nw3yi 16 часов назад
After that ride to Talmberg, I had an epiphany that changed RPGs for me forever. I came to the realization that you can indeed take an arrow to the knee and have a rather successful adventuring career.
@helicalgoose
@helicalgoose 10 часов назад
Haha, actually I am surprised I haven't heard that one before. I think that deserves a drink! *Starts pouring a drink*
@HunterAnsorge-ok9jk
@HunterAnsorge-ok9jk 17 часов назад
Ive never seen more than 10k on a trader what am I doing wrong?
@jimmymildon8548
@jimmymildon8548 17 часов назад
if you give them stuff ( after already getting all their money from a sale) they’ll sell it and have more next time
@Jordan-rb28
@Jordan-rb28 15 часов назад
The more you sell to them, the richer they'll get. I've gotten several armorers up to 80k+ just from normal trading.
@Snp2024
@Snp2024 15 часов назад
U sell to traders you're stolen or won goods they get money few days later keep doing it and most traders, smith and Miller's will have 10s of thousand. By time I was done with kcd most traders had huge sums
@helicalgoose
@helicalgoose 10 часов назад
Yup, the more you sell to the trader the more cash they build up (assuming that you don't steal all their stuff and the cash then they reset) Now doing it legally, the trader will build up cash for a long time but for some reason one my traders I was doing that to, just reset randomly and that made me pissed so Henry decided to go for a life of crime instead of being a good boy.
@HunterAnsorge-ok9jk
@HunterAnsorge-ok9jk 6 часов назад
Is it because I haggle for every last groshen?
@Optimusj1975
@Optimusj1975 18 часов назад
One day I'll do this. Since the last quest of delivering the nails to Theresa can be completed with her instance at Rattay mill I wll use the beef jump just before that part of intro. I'll learn to read with the exploit, have high alchemy, a horse, good archery just before running from the Cumans. Too bad the fighting is locked.
@benvella1728
@benvella1728 22 часа назад
I was about to start an all negatives run and wondered if someone recorded a previous try, but I'll probably just go about it with a bit more realism, not killing the entire village I grew up with 😅
@helicalgoose
@helicalgoose 8 часов назад
lol, sound like fun. All negative hardcore run is actually not too bad once you get past level 5 then its like normal mode. If you have beaten the game already it is then surprising refreshing to play. Adds a bit more spice to the game :D
@HurriShane00
@HurriShane00 23 часа назад
They are all getting dragged down to Hell to avoid killer Henry
@myself3209
@myself3209 День назад
That guy will not run out of content until the new KCD comes
@helicalgoose
@helicalgoose 8 часов назад
lol, I am actually running out of time before KCD2 comes out. I got to unload everything I have, I thought I had at least another year!
@myself3209
@myself3209 День назад
That sound xD
@sandrosliske
@sandrosliske День назад
Sky Beef, a Skalitz speciality 🐂🎯 Unless properly prepared you end up with Ground Beef
@firstlast8085
@firstlast8085 День назад
Unemployment at an all time low.
@reviathan3524
@reviathan3524 День назад
Holy Cow
@helicalgoose
@helicalgoose День назад
Mooo! And actually, I don't think I have ever seen this in my many hours of playing the game. How did this actually happen?
@sandrosliske
@sandrosliske День назад
​@@helicalgoosemaybe it spawned in on an occupied location
@darthrevan4567
@darthrevan4567 День назад
The holly mooo mooo
@helicalgoose
@helicalgoose День назад
The moo moo in the sky sings to Henry. Unfortunately Henry had a bad day and a bow.
@digitluchiha
@digitluchiha День назад
real
@helicalgoose
@helicalgoose День назад
lol, its gets a little too real at times when clips get cut together :P
@Jordan-rb28
@Jordan-rb28 День назад
I was just in Rome and im pretty sure I saw this moment depicted in a fresco in the Vatican
@helicalgoose
@helicalgoose День назад
I am certain I could get the AI image generator to make that happen :D Would be an interesting piece to put in.
@Jordan-rb28
@Jordan-rb28 День назад
😂😂😂😂
@Jordan-rb28
@Jordan-rb28 День назад
WWOOOOAAHHHHHHH THAT'S THE FATTEST J I'VE EVER SEEN!!!! 😤💨🔥
@bruciebruce9052
@bruciebruce9052 День назад
I love the sims music I laughed so hard 😂
@helicalgoose
@helicalgoose День назад
The sims music just works so well on mass slaughters. I have no idea why but just does!
@zackistheman1155
@zackistheman1155 День назад
Rather than use a console command I'd reccomend just turning on your dot on your monitor if you have one, best way to do it on a console atleast
@helicalgoose
@helicalgoose День назад
Yup this is actually a big time pro tip there. I mean anyways to get around the lack of a dot.
@jijiXSama
@jijiXSama День назад
Noice!!! Hopefully we can carry on our character to KCD2
@helicalgoose
@helicalgoose День назад
Unfortunately it looks like we get to keep Henry but they give him all the stats and perks, nothing is imported from what I have heard :(
@Lego_collections
@Lego_collections День назад
Yea in America every things money god bless America for having to pay for treatment
@helicalgoose
@helicalgoose День назад
Luckily for Henry he is already multi-millionare so he can afford health care there, just only barely.
@justinsollars7221
@justinsollars7221 День назад
Sell it to him. His gold will be reset by selling what he has. So you can make him loaded. Once you get him to 900k or more which is easy if you have a horse. Then steal it.
@helicalgoose
@helicalgoose День назад
Yup, its one of the best things to do in the game to be honest. Its like free cash!
@Dominik40301
@Dominik40301 День назад
I just wonder what system will they include regarding security, lockpicking, pickpocket etc., it would be really bad for their image if they go on different path, since its expected that game has some sort of realism in it. Like putting trader chest with his shop inventory in ground like Skyrim would be really silly.
@helicalgoose
@helicalgoose День назад
I think they are keeping the same mechanics and most of the same stuff from the first game. From game play footage it looks really similar and seems to play the same. There will be changes of course, but its building on the first game quite a bit.
@badacid8685
@badacid8685 День назад
The loaded dice champion 😊
@helicalgoose
@helicalgoose День назад
The best way to win is to cheat. And Henry loaded up on the cheating to beat a cheater.
@sadgiraffe6669
@sadgiraffe6669 2 дня назад
Finally, we didn’t forget about kutenburg
@helicalgoose
@helicalgoose День назад
How could anyone forget about Kuttenberg! They called it right at the start of the game!
@Hypnoticvisual
@Hypnoticvisual 2 дня назад
You need to be stopped. I was just sitting in my room and randomly thought about “He’s from uzhitz and he has a limp” 😂 I have literally never played this game even though I’ve wanted to and that thought will NOT get out of my head
@Hypnoticvisual
@Hypnoticvisual 2 дня назад
Nothing to do with the clip but I had to get that out there lol
@helicalgoose
@helicalgoose 2 дня назад
Oh you best believe that short is going coming sometime in the future once I get through this stock pile of episodes lol Those lines are going to be trapped in our heads for awhile!
@Kitchdmn3
@Kitchdmn3 2 дня назад
Is that the Sims music in the background? 😁
@helicalgoose
@helicalgoose 2 дня назад
Yup, and honestly its one of the best songs made for a video game, it just goes too well with everything :D
@krisfskyrm
@krisfskyrm 2 дня назад
That’s my escape route but now it’s his grave
@Hadras7094
@Hadras7094 2 дня назад
Not the intro the game deserved but the one it needed
@helicalgoose
@helicalgoose 2 дня назад
I wish I had 1 min and 20 seconds to do the full song without speeding it up, but this version works too with a different hit. I would love to do more anime music intros if it wasn't for all the copyright strikes lol
@monkyk1ng
@monkyk1ng 2 дня назад
The cuman knows you never turn your back on a predator
@helicalgoose
@helicalgoose 2 дня назад
That is a good point. Turning your back to Henry usually leads to a knife in the back. This guy was 3 steps ahead of all us!
@Jordan-rb28
@Jordan-rb28 2 дня назад
I've never seen anyone actually take the time to see what they do when you lie to them. Interesting. What ACTUALLY ends up happening though? Surely there's a reason they run there, and they don't just run there and despawn later, right lol?
@helicalgoose
@helicalgoose 2 дня назад
I actually waited for a day or so there at the tavern, but they just decided they were a now role playing as a Dugtrio and didn't want to break character. So Henry just had to put them out of their misery.
@casfortrek9423
@casfortrek9423 День назад
Interesting, in my playthrough they started wreaking havoc and attacked tavern patrons
@chudbob_soypants
@chudbob_soypants 2 дня назад
Smooth criminal
@Isaacelijahmusic
@Isaacelijahmusic 2 дня назад
I just started playing this a couple days ago. Probably should have watched this first 😆
@helicalgoose
@helicalgoose 2 дня назад
Haha, well there are far more tips out there. If you need any tips ask away, most of the people are pretty good here, also try KCD Reddit, they do a good job. Ignore some of the trolls of course. But its a fun game, and KCD2 is just around the corner, so good time to get in and finish the game.
@sonofabiscuit1214
@sonofabiscuit1214 2 дня назад
Huh, it looks like they used morcock's model for that cuman model.
@Jordan-rb28
@Jordan-rb28 2 дня назад
Or vice versa, but yeah, probably. One of my main complaints with KCD is just how many voices and faces are the same. Like hour Peshek and Fritz' voice actors play probably 20+ different characters each lmao
@helicalgoose
@helicalgoose 2 дня назад
Ooooo, that does give me an idea if I could some how rope a bunch of NPCs that share the same model into one area and see that sort of madness happen :P
@helicalgoose
@helicalgoose 2 дня назад
Yup, and having Captain Bernard's voice on random Bandits that he is fighting is strange. Two Bernads yelling at each other while fighting.
@blake3656
@blake3656 8 часов назад
​@@helicalgoosethat's a great idea, would be interested to see how that madness plays out.
@helicalgoose
@helicalgoose 5 часов назад
@@blake3656 Honestly it would be funny as ever to get that to happen. I am not certain how since NPCs move around a bit even if you knock them out it would be like juggling plates. I have an idea though but it will take a long time to implement lol