You're either really good at video games, or you hit random buttons until something cool happens. Offensive language will be used, viewer discretion is advised.
no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.
Vergil’s backshot capabilities are unrivaled, I know his stamina and speed was insane giving those demonic backshots, supersonic clapping cheeks with precision and prowess. Kinda Wish you didn’t get into the intimacy level when he fucks, now I wish I could’ve felt Vergil’s motivation inside me,too.
I'm fucking crying. 😭 The fact that you don't die of laughter saying this makes it even funnier! 🤣 Good video, bro! Btw, I think were in a Dokkan server. Friend request? 😏
This made my day holy shit it cracks me up. And this video...analysis... WHATEVER YOU WOULD CALL IT is coming from a guy, which is funnier i guess, because on 6:47 ... oh dear brother let me tell you, theres fans in certain writting forums that have thought of it long before you did, and they write about it for other people to read 😭😭😭
Daddy Nothardic, how the fuck you know this much details? And how in the sparda do you explain that so naturally? It's getting harder to defend you, daddy Nothardic 💀
this was the worst video i've ever seen in my life, my three dogs died listening to this terribly awful sound that even god is afraid of hearing. my crimes are so gigantic and horrible that not even the devil would be able to forgive me. the seven biblical curses of the apocalypse can't even be compared with the punishment the author of this video will receive for this creation
Vergil definitely gives the best backshots, I've done a video on them ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ASmdRGnBRW0.htmlsi=gM3KcIVXJ4gkNrHR
@@nothardic i mean he is the only one who has lost his virginity and to a random woman not someone he loves but the best part is the child support its of the charts
Fuckin hilarious lmao I love that you use actual videogame lore to come up with these theories lmao "he has a sword and gun but thinks I THINK MY FEET WILL DO THE TRICK!" LMAOOO
