I am a train wreck in progress and I'm going to make it everyone's problem while playing a variety of games and behaving like the screaming lunatic I truly am, all while remaining a stress powered ball of ADHD from the discomfort of my own home.
I love how Ragnar took every single insult to himself, his family, his race and his country in stride, but the moment Dagoth Ur compared him to an Orc he lost it
I must've watched this video more than once to begin with, because for at least over a year now every time I type in "you" in the search bar to go to youtube it autocompletes to this video URL, and I press enter. So I must've fed this video a few thousand views at this point because every time I make a new youtube tab on chrome I come here briefly lol
Balgruuf: I am High King! His court: Noooo! We have only one hold, Imperials and Stormcloaks are going to steamroll us! Dragonborn: Huh, fighting whole of skyrim? Finally something that sounds like a challenge! I will help you, High King!
The only ones who would ever join the Stormcloaks are the ones who doesn’t know any lore whatsoever. That the Stormcloaks are literally THE reason the ban on Tiber Septim worship is being enforced. The Imperials don’t give a shit who you worship, just be smart about it, the Stormcloaks weren’t. Or if they do, they bring up the tired arse argument that Hammerfell won against the Dominion alone (Ignoring the thousands of veteran Legionnaires and countless Generals that stayed to help).
Funny thing, I am actually into everything described in this video, minus the CBT and futanari. "tickling your pickle until the red mountain erupts" is the most hilarious thing I swear XD
This video raises a good point, why isn't there a big statue of Talos in front of the Windhelm palace? The entire rebellion only exists because the law, though poorly enforced, said they couldn't worship Talos. It is a religious war and Ulfric couldn't even bother to get 1 statue for the palace?
The correct response to Jarl B*tchgruuf's salty monologue is a big, fat chad YES. Should've sided with the sons of Skyrim rather than being so pitiful that a few Thalmor threats and a guy with a bowl cut are enough to whip you into the ranks of the failing empire.
