Dagoth Doesn't Like Nords | ElevenAI 

"Most people don't think I'm smart, those people get my fist."- Farkas

I'm ngl Dagoth just started going off and I lost it as soon as he started talking about Ragnar wanting to left click his way through. 10/10 video Walking dead reference was funny asf too

“A blast of fire right at your frozen N’wah snowballs,” made me howl

Nord Nerevarine: Ragnar! That’s just racist! Dagoth Ur: Then What *is* your name? Nord Nerevarine: Dammit…

Now THIS is the dagoth ur racism I was hoping to come across -too comical to take seriously, and a constant stream of funny elder scrolls stereotypes with a hint of meta. Dude's going like, full uncle Ruckus and I love it. And he's not even a nord

This desperately makes me want a Dagoth Ur companion in Skyrim. Since the anniversary edition added his mask as a helmet artifact now is the perfect time to add him.

"Normally i would say this innocence is intoxicating but in this case i think you are just an idiot" Nords in a nutshell.

while magic can lead to a completely broken godlike character, i enjoyed my nord axe murderer playthru in morrowind. while you usually want to min max your stats and all that, having 45 axe skill at lvl 1 and grabbing the enchanted iron axe in the treestump and going to town with it is a great feeling start for a warrior class build.

Shor’s Buttcrack is the most immature thing I’ve heard but it’s so damn funny now I can imagine an Imperial child visiting family in Skyrim, going up to all the Nords and shouting that at them, 50/50 chance the Nord laughs or hits them as hard as a giant club slam

I have listened to hundred Dagoths already - this one is good

The dont dead open inside comment fucking killed me

Think Nerevar, think.

See, you may think it's funny... little does Voryn know, all of that Nord's gear is enchanted with reflect damage and reflect spell. 😈

Lol “Don’t dead open inside”

As someone who likes playing as a Nord that uses heavy weapons, I feel so attacked but couldn't stop laughing, either.

As a nord player this has me *rolling*

>Difference between an orc and a Nord Easy, an orc has frontal lobe development and is an accomplished engineer/smith.

Look dagoth, I'm sorry, but I'm wearing armor that makes me immune to fire damage and took the atronach birthsign. You're going to be axed a lot of questions, with the answers being your death.

'Wow that's a lot of damage". This is too good

“Damn nords, they ruined Skyrim” - Dagoth Ur

I'm playing around with choosing what race to play through Morrowind with this time... and suddenly, a Nord is looking like the best choice.. "STOP THAT you FROSTY DICK"..... LOL.... too perfect... Best Dagoth speech I've heard yet...

"What's your name- Ragnar? *Oh well how goddamn original!* No, no now Nerevar- let's just work through this- now come Nerevar..."

The axe is Wuuthrad that's why it hurt daddy Dagoth

Dagoth UR is down bad for the frost king.

Nords: “lemme axe you something”

I would say "apply cold water to burned area", but water alone won't cut it against third-degree burns.

Nord Nerevar and Dunmer Dragonborn, that is how it is done.

Whoa whoa sleep with my cousin? I'm a nord not an altmer

Dagoth ur (the god) cannot handle icebane (the axe) because my blunt weapon skill is 100

He talked all that shit

It's so funny he tries to insult you but then he looks at the Nord bod and thinks "DAMN Nerevar is jacked!" 🤣

0:13 "It's Agnar. And I am not obsessed, ok" *hides poster with Danheim*

I LOVE these vids! :D Stupid thing is, my best characters in Morrowind have always been Nords, they build up a lot of immunity to magic (fire, frost and shock), deal a shitton of damage, can wear a mishmash of armor and still rule the goddamn day. Hell yeah my Ragnar is king of Resdayn! No I didn't name him Ragnar, I can't even remember his name, it's been ages since I played, lol. (Okay it WAS Ragnar, but only the last two of them)

"How can you kill a god with an axe?!" Me, a Nord stan: Very Easily

That walking dead joke got me.

"Don't dead open inside" lmaoooooo

"Why would you have brought the tools with you? There were no quest markers to tell you where to get them" GODDAMN he needed that fire resistance to deal with how hard he just got burned holy shit

The ending was fantastic lol

Nord is the jock that shoved Dagoth Ur in a locker.

Defeating your enemies with the power of bullying

Oh lawd

I will never not want quest markers and I'll never apologize for it.

Dagoth Ur at his best 😂😂😂😂

This one is a Khajiit main. TurtleShroom looks forward to Dagoth Ur's roast when he shows up with his blunt weapon.

He's even more passed then when nevevar was an argonian.

Omg! 😂 Emet and Dagoth should come together and roast their reincarnate besties.😂🤣😂🤣

GOD TIER

This is amazing as a swedish person

Please do a Breton, orismer, altmer, and imperial one. You could do a lot with them

This one legit made me laugh.

As a Nord yes based. Heavy armor and heavy weapons. I easily destroy tons of wizards.

I want Dagoth to meet Doomslayer for some reason.

Dagoth: how can you kill a god with an axe Nordrevarine: *rises his axe* allow me to demonstrate

This is some really good shit.

I play as nord with magic :0

I don't get what Dagoth has against Orcs, seeing how much lore they share with the Dunmer. Oh, your were once Aldmer until your leader pissed in the eyes of a deadric prince and got their whole race hit with a disfigoring curse? How interesting. And your God has in his possession a powerful artifact created by the Dwemer? Fascinating. And you say your 3 God-Kings are also a massive piece of shit? Well, we only have 1. But glorious all the same.

I'm Playing a Nord paladin wearing Dragonbone and the Ebony. He's immune to Fire, frost and Has 70% resistance to shock and 20% resistance to Magic and poison and is using Chrysamere. I wasn't doing the Main quest Cus I'm just Roleplaying a Nord hero Not the Nerevar but im about to make a U turn to Red mountain real quick lol 😂

thought this wasgonna be borng but it turned out pretty lulz

It is rather unusual to hear speech synthesis, there are artifacts after pronunciation, the sounds that the network drowned out, but perhaps they formed the sound itself and remained as background vibrations of the signal. Maybe this is due to the fact that the network studied dirty sources and part of the background was fixed as part of the sound itself.

(laughs in Dragonborn) Fuck Dagoth Ur.

Dagoth Ur: you cant even do the most basic spel, you dumb n'wah Nord Nerevar: RAGNAR NED'S NO WIZARDRY, RAGNAR GOT AXE, RAGNAR GO BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Fun Fact: Dagoth Ur told the Nords about the Heart of Lorkhan and the Nords and Orcs sided with him during the Battle of Red Mountain and the War of the First Council

😂

Every mage thinks he's hot stuff until he gets within melee range lol.

Orcs actually have magic

Lol Daddy Dagoth is just jealous that he can't be as swole as the big bearded muscle hunks of snowland with Jetstream Sam levels of thiccness. I mean you gotta be hella thicc to survive Tamriel's Antarctica, right?

That fireball tickled my beard

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Elenwen AI

No he's speaking facts though, a majority of enemies in Skyrim have frost resistance so why tf don't you have a fire enchant.

2:36 Damn I was haveing fun but have you played morrowind? we have so many fucking ghosts. If you enter a Morrowind Dungeon its 9 times out of 10 gonna be Kwamas or skeletons.

Tbf, the actual ancient nords made some pretty sturdy stone structures that managed to stand the test of tim, while their projenitors on the other hand.... Seriously, why in the hell would you put Morthal right at the mouth of a bug infested swamp when a well fortified former city is literally a mile down the road that can be rebuilt. And before you argue about its "dark history" most of the other cities aren't clean either. Solitude was at one point the base of operations for the necromatic queen Potema and Windhelm probably used the bones of Snow Elf POW slaves as the mortar to most of the structures.

So thats why Windhelm is so racist.

Does anyone like Nords?

>tfw nord is my favorite Morrowind race but they were trash in Skyrim

*Nords laughs in Tamrielic Empire and the blood of many elves*

The orcs are better than the nords, just saying