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My name is Craig. I'm just some nobody on the internet that tends to critique things.
I'm not an expert about anything; I just have opinions.

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I Really Miss Burnout...
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Resident Evil 0 | The Prequel RE Forgot
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Hitman 3 VR is Fatally Flawed
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Reviewing EVERY Max Payne (PC)
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Sea of Thieves Is a Good Video Game Now
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Top 10 Games of 2020 - Critical Nobody
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Splinter Cell: The PS2 Versions
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@HaydenMercado-nb6it
@HaydenMercado-nb6it Час назад
Paradise was 5$ on ps5 cant complain
@cillianennis9921
@cillianennis9921 16 часов назад
The Umbrella chronicles tries to fix the plot hole of RE0 by adding stuff. I feel like the part with Richard is what RE0 should've been. Us seeing Bravo team alive & filling in the actual plot holes. Like maybe end it with you playing as Kenneth as he dies giving a reason for why he was alone & why everyone was separated. I am guessing somebody locked the doors & thus trapped Forrest to die outside of the building. Trapped Rebecca & Richard in that room & maybe Kenneth was the only one who was nearby & so he tried to go get the serum & in his journey he found the doors where locked & couldn't reach them so he tried to find the keys & ended up falling victim to the zombies. You could also imply that there are more keys than we see as I am assuming the reason the mansion is so locked up is from the quarantine we hear about in Itchy Tasty likely the few healthy workers like Scott had quarantined the infected people & where trying to fix the mess before everything went to shit & the doors are locked because of this. I think the second part of the facility does kinda fit in like Umbrella likely had more than just the mansion & guard house area in the Arklay mountains to research the T-virus & so it would work well as the area we see the others come up with tactics & such but don't end that part with an explosion imply its exploded at the end of RE1. Basically the game doesn't fix anything, doesn't add anything & thus makes more of a mess due to its odd changes.
@MetalheadSean666
@MetalheadSean666 20 часов назад
Double agent was always my favourite one 😶 ah, I had the PS2 version
@parker73724
@parker73724 День назад
This really feels like one of the only third party games that really tried to use the wii u game pad for practical uses. It's a shame the console was so forgettable and skippable. Definitely an instance of a creative product that doesn't really solve any real problems with gaming.
@KOKidsOG
@KOKidsOG День назад
Why do all of you guys that make video game essays have the same voice... It's like an overweight kind of high voice that sounds like they eat nothing but soy have man tits and pear shaped. It sounds like Kermit the frog. I feel like I hit the nail on the head with this.
@bencesarvari2235
@bencesarvari2235 День назад
Missing out on hitman and playing the franchise in 2024 has to be my best move yet. I got lucky to buy WoA deluxe in one tight 70-75 dollar package instead of struggling with shitty bussiness decisions, compatibility problems and bugs if I was following along as conent first came out. It really does pay to be a patient gamer. (Or just discover a franchise late)😊
@The787200
@The787200 День назад
Burnout Revenge Is The Best To Go Unless You Are Buying A One Of The Older Consoles Or Like Paradise Better!!!
@bencesarvari2235
@bencesarvari2235 День назад
Blood money remake in World of Assassination could be really cool. Although there were some machanics that made the original it's own thing that obviously couldn't be implemented.
@tavish4699
@tavish4699 День назад
what i loved about chaos theory is the way the climbing works allows you to find nearly unlimitted ways to avoid your enemies and find paths the devs probably didnt even think of i love that you have a free climbing version in this game and that it doesnt just allow it on scripted paths
@Memesrfunny9
@Memesrfunny9 День назад
I personally think Max payne 2 and 3 are easily my favorites in the trilogy and I love both of them equally but for different reasons
@codyfogle3274
@codyfogle3274 День назад
Splinter cell and Chaos Theory was the best!!!
@ashdjones
@ashdjones День назад
Holds nose... he learned not to flinch, cool, thats professional dominoes player stuff, there must be a Pro Burnout scene then.
@pathendlem
@pathendlem 2 дня назад
I played all of these games on the ps2 but I was always really bitter towards Ubisoft that I got the “inferior” version cause I didn’t play it on the Xbox
@M4T9122
@M4T9122 2 дня назад
It took me 41 minutes just to install it and get it working...Anyway, nice work.
@BlackShadow01-05
@BlackShadow01-05 3 дня назад
While I prefer the remake I think the original was great and the things taken out were unnecessary
@smoke-o-time3913
@smoke-o-time3913 3 дня назад
2 years later and still nothing 😮‍💨
@dennissinned6299
@dennissinned6299 3 дня назад
Bring back the lethal/nonlethal choice, same as in Blacklist. The knife, the SWAT turn and the wall split jump. Do not overdo it on stealth, allow some room for decent firefight if push comes to shove. Mimimi failed after 3 games because of overusing stealth, allowing no room for errors. There's a chance that something will go wrong, here and there, so there must be some flexibility. Commandos was very strict also, no room for mistakes and that's why Commandos 2 is a masterpiece. Allowed for a more relaxed gameplay. After all, in stealth, you are the predator. You must take time to see what lies ahead and how best to tackle it. Lastly, if a remake will be made, make it all 4 first games. Conviction and Blacklist are fine as they are.
@dennissinned6299
@dennissinned6299 3 дня назад
why was Breakpoint a disaster ? In what way ?
@Unethical.Dodgson
@Unethical.Dodgson 3 дня назад
Ah yes. The Opspree. My favourite aeronautical Vehicle!
@sakuretsu90
@sakuretsu90 3 дня назад
I was just wondering if you wanted to hang oit with me, smoke weed, fill our bellies with diet soda and play Burnout revenge for the PS2
@Rubythroatedhummingbird
@Rubythroatedhummingbird 3 дня назад
Money 💰 just lying around everywhere in wooden boxes and forcing Leon to go there and collect like an arcade video game. I’m really unimpressed by the fact that even today especially with re 4 remake, you just can’t choose which items you want to cancel out so that you could focus on fewer things to collect. Its like a mini game actually. Also there is a merchant so why are there ammo and items everywhere? Ashley has only few uses the devs just couldn’t programme her to fetch for you these things. Plus the treasure collecting is always an underwhelming experience. The devs could’ve added a longer line of sentences behind the origin, history or mystery behind each treasure you collect. Instead it feels as though Leon is not just a government military agent but also a buyer of heirlooms. In gow 1 and 2 side characters can fetch you currency and items lying around but capcom a billion dollar company couldn’t. By far this remake is for those people who died playing the original just because of the camera angles. Thats just my opinion.
@iCoonen
@iCoonen 4 дня назад
Seems like the majority of his complaints stem from skill based issues or that he didn't have the patience to do stuff in the game. That or anything that you had to do more than once you didn't have time for. Weak reasons man. You lack tenacity that's all.
@Robert_D_Mercer
@Robert_D_Mercer 4 дня назад
bruh I think this is the reason I dont even own a car; manufacturers (aka just the owners, not the makers) are pissys. They dont want their art put in any form of "damage" like.... Are they brain dead? I mean... Gen z is proving to lack troubleshooting skills despite the inprovements in tech soo... Maybe it's true. Genetics can only hand down so much.
@kamdaman
@kamdaman 5 дней назад
I actually loved chaos throry on the ds when i was a kid i played it just as much as my xbox version lol
@atuheirepeter6455
@atuheirepeter6455 5 дней назад
Didn't talk about burnout dominator, wasn't the best but it had a cool boost mechanic i really enjoyed. Filling out the meter and boosting non stop while doing stunts caused the meter to refill. Basically, you could do an entire race boosting and taking risks while chaining boost multipliers. It was so much fun 😄
@nehemiahpouncey3607
@nehemiahpouncey3607 6 дней назад
This game needs a modding redemption. Change the model to Eddie Murphy And we have ourselves a game.
@nehemiahpouncey3607
@nehemiahpouncey3607 6 дней назад
You could tell they was waaaaaaaaay off. Some random white guy who clearly Wasn't in the movie.😂
@user-jq8zs8cd4m
@user-jq8zs8cd4m 6 дней назад
Отличное видео
@authenticautistic2151
@authenticautistic2151 8 дней назад
"A Resident Evil 2 remake without the scenario stuff would be like remaking Resident Evil 3 without the Nemesis choices." Boy did this sentence age well!
@akocleol3856
@akocleol3856 8 дней назад
totally agree with this. to me OG still a better experience when it came out first time. OP's thoughts on enemy stagger and Leon's stagger is spot on. My thoughts are WHY? it doesnt make any sense. the grab where enemy punch u from the front then smoothly slides to you back... that is soooo realistic...😂
@jonty_quinn
@jonty_quinn 8 дней назад
Metal Gear > Splinter Cell
@FriedChikon
@FriedChikon 9 дней назад
GTA 3 theme at the beginning kept me watching
@biohazarduncovered
@biohazarduncovered 9 дней назад
Akiba 😊
@crazyfool7685
@crazyfool7685 9 дней назад
I love this game
@nattyfatty6.0
@nattyfatty6.0 9 дней назад
20:16 Throwing a single flashbang to the left will blind all 3 and you can just run past while they're stun locked. It works almost every time, although sometimes if you hesitate slightly they might come to and detect you while running past, and you might not know until you finish the mission. Close the door while running past and check it from the end of the hall, if you see bullet sparks, they saw you. Reload
@nattyfatty6.0
@nattyfatty6.0 9 дней назад
20:03 Don't get too close to the vent opening during Shetlands meeting. On Expert doing so has a high likelihood of making 100% impossible, since one of the scripted NPCs will see you, even though he doesn't react because of the scripting 20:10 This is the only part I _have_ to Quicksave before. I haven't figured out yet a reliable way to get passed them
@nattyfatty6.0
@nattyfatty6.0 9 дней назад
3:04 I was 11 when I played it, and I also thought at first that "Georgia" meant Georgia the US State. Although I think you can forgive an 11/12 year old for not being aware of those kinds of things, especially given the rapid changes during the post-Soviet, post-Yugoslav eras
@biohazarduncovered
@biohazarduncovered 9 дней назад
At this point companies could sell half a game and then the other half for $60 and some people will eat it up, makes me sick tbh.
@marthastubbs8321
@marthastubbs8321 10 дней назад
You might enjoy destruction derby 2
@RedMars-lk6ni
@RedMars-lk6ni 10 дней назад
I mean... I've got like HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN BLACKLIST SINCE THERE IS ANYTHING TO BUY... ADD WEAPONS, GEAR (stealth, combat) and their upgrades like large magazines or silencers, add drones MULTIPLAYER CAMPAIGNS! NOT JUST SIDE MISSIONS... Ubisoft CAN do a new Splinter cell but they're lazy. It would take ACTUAL INVESTIGATION OF THESE MILITARY THINGS...
@GrecoFlores
@GrecoFlores 10 дней назад
I still have this game on Ps2.
@6KArkade
@6KArkade 10 дней назад
Bro lied. God hand isn’t on the ps3 store
@stuartburns8657
@stuartburns8657 10 дней назад
Thought it was an amazing experience
@ih8youintheface698
@ih8youintheface698 10 дней назад
Burnout paradise kinda has a crash mode, you just have to break the score on all roads. It’s actually pretty fun, but yeah 3 and revenge were way better games.
@6KArkade
@6KArkade 10 дней назад
I feel like the voice over in this game was supposed to be Japanese. Provided how bad dubbed Japanese anime was back then. I would recommend playing this in Japanese with English subtitles
@conker4253
@conker4253 10 дней назад
You said there is no separate crash mode for Paradise, well it does. You have to hit the two top bumpers at the same time, I found this out after messing up an event and pressing the two bumpers