Wait.. Argent metal came before Doom/Doom Eternal? I thought that's what people started calling that genre of music after the games because argent energy is in the game. It's this energy that contains tortured souls! Oh and fucking sick song dude!! It shreds for sure!!
Okay, but why does it sound good? Also a demon bus driven by Doom Guy has just materialised in front of my house and I’m about to join him in breaking very potential traffic law and then some.
**Ahem** "Attention childeren. You're usual bus driver is off sick today, so we have a new driver today. Everyone say hello to the Doom Slayer..." The Doom Slayer walks on the bus, causing it to tilt sideways a little. He has to duck due to his sheer height. He walks ove to the seat, all the children looking in shock and horror as their new bus driver grabs the wheel and turns on the bus. The engines whirr to life, and the bus is now tilting the other way. The Slayer cracks his knuckles and begins driving. He turns on the radio and switches the 'Crazy Bus Theme: Doom Remix' so he can drive in peace. Unfortunately, the Slayer has _really_ bad road rage, and a very slow driver was in front. He honked at them, but alas, nothing happened. So it's time for plan B. The Slayer cocks a shotgun, and points it out the door window, not even bothering to open it. *BANG!* The slow driver is killed. Hours pass, the Slayer has not driven them to school. He was driving them to the zoo for a fun day out. The teachers tried to complain, but the driver just stared at them...menacingly. They hit traffic. The song gets louder, and the Slayer flicks a switch. He puts his foot down, and just drives straight through all the vehicles. The childeren were screaming with joy, because they were having fun. The teachers were screaming in fear because they've just let a literal giant monster drive the kids to a zoo. Fearing for their lives, they cling on to the railing as if their life depended on it. Which it did. All the while the Slayer was tapping his fingers on the wheel and looking rather pleased with himself. The traffic goes all the way to the zoo, and they stop off there. The Slayer moves away, and the teachers never ask a guy in space marine armour with a fuckton of guns to drive a school bus. Honestly, they didn't know what they were thinking.
