I take the first payment that is handed to me. The other person should be faster next time 😅

Concealed means concealed.

I had a black come in on mothers day and start doing this, and then start complaining to a manager that I wasn’t running each new glass to him. Mother’s day…they always doing stuff to make people hate then

This is exactly the same logic as how people vote these days...

Don't like this one. Panic attacks are an awful thing. I know personally. Low blow!

“I just want you to know your the most annoying customer I’ve had in weeks” Come on, we both know that’s not true, lol. I’m sure you had someone just as annoying if not worse, just yesterday

Do you ever see two girls with one cup in restaurants?

Mayonnaise is fine. A lot of people think it's better than butter for a grilled cheese and is a "pro tip"...that you've never heard of that one before...hmmm... Anything other than cheese (and maybe herbs/spices/condiments makes it not a grilled cheese). Adding pulled pork makes it not a grilled cheese...playing fast and loose with the term grilled cheese here...

Facts

This is not a real world scenario, you came up with a fictional person to dunk on.

Security Guard here The things I want to say

Except for the "choose carefully", how is this rude or unacceptable?

Okay but whenever i work counter service it's actually hilarious to watch. Customers literally wrestling trying to tap their cards, thumb wars, rock paper scissors, arm wrestling, asking me to hide the cards behind my back and they pick one, etc

“No. Let me pay.” - Sun Tzu (The Art of War)

Uhm.. the server doesn't actually have to stick around for this...just leave the bill and walk away. Come back when the survivor flags you.

Probably heard 100 different names for it but Snapper is a new one. Then again everywhere you go there's a new one

If this is the most annoying customer in weeks, it’s been good!

As a former server, this is *INCREDIBLY THERAPUTIC* thank you!!!

Some people just want to watch the world (and hands) burn

My late friend and I would keep track of who picked up the check and take turns. Whoever wasn’t paying always left a generous tip.

Grilled cheese is Gordan's Kryptonite at this point. That wasn't even a grilled cheese, that was a panini pressed Philly cheese steak.

Gentlemen, I'm required by my training to give the check to the first person that asks for it.

I once auctioned off the check for an outstanding tip.

Just give the bill to the one you find most annoying of the two....

Yep the cook that did that at the Olive Garden #1 was looking for a new job. #2 was arrested for assault. He used the apps plate in the oven. The server called the police and ambulance to take care of his burned hand so there would be a report and bill.

That's gross

I'll never understand this. I offer to pay once, if the other wants to pay I'll kindly allow it 🤷‍♂️

2 men 1 tab, they both say “give me the check” & I said a 1000 x”that’s fine gentlemen you can both pay me”😂😂

Men, we are great at being friends

Do you not want to hear that as the employee, or as the customer? I’m confused

As the waiter, I'd go back to the register, print a second copy of the bill, hand out both and say, "Since you both want to pay, please go ahead. And don't forget to pay me that big tip you promised!"

I love this series! Being able to actually say what you’re thinking! If only you could irl!

I have mild lactose intolerance and sometimes you have to pick your battles. The pills only help so much for me, so I can have a little of one item, but not both.

Pro tip: If you know people are going to be fighting you over paying the check, go to the bathroom early in the meal and slip your waiter your credit card early along the way.

Shoulda left a 1 dollar tip

Berating someone for an actual disability? Dude, not cool at all. Punching down isn't funny. Delete this and apologize.

Yeah, I wish the people working in restaurants would just use real words! Who tf knows what a "skewer" is?! If it's a stick, just say "stick"!! Or at least "long toothpick"

Make it an auction, whoever bids the highest tip gets the check.

"Both of you pay the full amount and I'll consider the overage to be a tip."

You aren't going to make me feel guilty for not paying what the employer should be paying. This screams of siding with the guy who is screwing you.

An excellent recipe for pad thigh, thoroughly repulsive, but pahd-tie, no. It had to be a joke, since there is no thigh land and no such thing as pad thigh!

I really want to know if ppl like this really exists??

Sounds like she wanted a dessert not pizza 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Done that before. Worked at a Chuck e Cheese and we put tokens in the oven than tossed them in the gameroom.

Here's a good tip: take a long vacation!

Make em both pay!

As a person that has only served tables twice in my life, this feels like on of those times you leave the check and go do something else. Let them fight it out

🧿👃🧿,=now 👻 🪬

Wait, so it wasn't the Karen!?

I had a family fight at a four top because the son paid for the tab while sneaking off to the bathroom. Dad got pissed, and an argument ensued at the table with classic lines 'Welp you never provided for us while we were kids, so dont start now' 'Mom was right to divorce you before she died it's always been your way or the highway' After being escorted out by hotel security, my floor manager responded to me with 'Did you give them a dessert menu suggestion'