"Good Anakin, good! Kill him. Kill him now." - Palpatine "....I Shouldn't." - Anakin "Would it help if you pictured him in his underwear!?!" - Palpatine
I'm convinced that he doesn't even like Star Wars considering the number of videos he makes getting angry that Lucasfilm doesn't make perfect adaptations of the scripts he writes. He can express his opinions without making others feel guilty for enjoying things and spreading unnecessary hatred. Star Wars Theory is a narcissist that weaponisies his fanbase to ruin the enjoyment of others and attack people views as a threat to what he wants (especially women for some reason?).
Yeah George's writing is not much better then this tbh. The "Dew it" line or Vader saying "Nooooooooooo" at the end of EP3 and EP6 is as bad. Or all the Jar Jar dialogue and Ewok sequences. Terrible choices fueled by greed - only to sell toys to children. SW was awesome because of many talented artists - not Lucas. The set design - character design - soundtrack - sound engineering - all the creature, vehicle and ship designs came from other people not George. He didn't even direct EP5 and 6. Old Republic + Tales of The Jedi comics and Darth Bane/EU Books are better then Lucas's lore. You know he wanted Maul to be the main villian in his version of the sequels right? Both Lucas and Disney producers are equally talentless hacks.
Marvel wasn't like this in the first few seasons. Taika waititi came along and turned everything into a shitty comedy removing any sort of gravitas the heroes held and undermining every character for cheap slapstick. There were elements of this before, but with loki being flailed around in avengers, but after the success of guardians of the galaxy everything just became frikkin stupid low brow canned laughter slapstick bs.
Sakura's clone troopers found out about ahsoka and the servicing she did for her clone troopers in the 501, there like "what the hell how come we don't get to pound some blue twilights ass" and then when order 66 came around they're shooting their rifles never did get the taste the rainbow, see if she would have let him taste all the flavors she would have gotten away like ahsoka did the force is insignificant next to the power of p****
If they wanted to bring back Palpatine, they should have also brought back Anakin’s ghost too to fight him so that the prophecy would still be valid. After all, they brought back Yoda’s ghost, so why not Anakin’s? Plus, it would have been epic, because then you’d have the heroes of yesterday and tomorrow (Anakin and Rey) fight together against the villains of yesterday and tomorrow (Palpatine and Kylo Ren).
@@IARESMART8 Yeah, but it would have still been way cooler to actually see him as a ghost instead of just a disembodied voice. And again, they did Yoda, so why couldn’t they do Anakin too?
It’s the not the language of real men but of adolescent dude-bros who are incapable of uttering an ounce of sincerity and everything they say has to be steeped in irony and sarcasm to maintain the illusion that they are somehow cool and impervious to vulnerability.
Even the bad films of yesterday elicit more respect from me than this modern writing. At least those movies were brave enough to present their scenes and dialogue with SOME sincerity.
You say you don't want to bash Disney for views because you have morals, so you won't bash the billion dollar faceless corporation, but you've no issue bashing individuals who don't like Disney? In a way you are just like the haters, two cheeks of the same butt so to speak.
If I'm going to hate on Disney it's going to be for actually valid reasons, like their scummy business practices. I'm not going to hate on them for having a diverse cast or slightly changing Star Wars lore, for those reasons I'm going to call out the fans who constantly complain
General Hux was basically just MCU comedy relief, not a bit scary and became more and more wet and incompetent as the sequels went on. The equivalent of Tarkin slipping on banana skins and saying “Ooh pretty lights!” As Alderaan blows up.
This is exactly why Istopped watching Marvel movies... Aaaand also because of fat Thor Fortnite gamer leaving Asgard to a ->fake<- Valkyrie to go to space with his new gang and fulfill "his real goal". Amazing writing 10/10 would make the gods proud.
Marvel fans watching this video: bro i swear it's good just turn your brain off bro i promise it's light-hearted fun it's good i swear bro who cares if it's dogshit just turn your brain off you'll have fun i swear
