1:16 fun fact: Palpy was actually a ladies man in the comics, he had a an entire squad of concubines that he smashed frequently. So him being a "rizzler apprentice" is actually lore accurate lmao
@@Mrs.Grave5433 I think it was legends, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was canon either. He was into some freaky shit in canon as well, like impregnating Schmi with the Force in her sleep to create Anakin💀
@@40mihirkulkarni44 " like impregnating Schmi with the Force in her sleep to create Anakin" what the shit? I mean I can see both Disney and Old Lucasfilms doing it.
Technically, concubines are sex slaves, forced to have sex regardless of their will. A true rizzler could get women to do it with him of their own free will. So yeah, not a ladies' man, and certainly not a rizzler.
Iirc the woman Luke ends up marrying in Expanded Universe (Mara Jade or something) used to be Palpatine's concubine. I remember reading the book where she's introduced and not knowing what the word meant but I assumed it was something weird from Luke's reaction. Now I know lmao
Anakin going from confused to asking if Palpatine was alright was the funniest part of this. Dude is genuinely concerned for Palpatine because he has no idea what the guy is talking about. Probably the most relatable Anakin has ever been in these videos, I only recognized half of the terms & half of them I don't even know what they mean. Getting old sucks and I'm not even 30.
I sensed a disturbance in the force, as if one 33 year old man cried out in pain... But then all I remember was how quiet it was afterward....and then the Empire....
I listen to this on loop sometimes when doing tasks around the house because I like the way you enunciate your words as Palpatine. And it's also funny on top of that, but your delivery is both hilarious and oddly satisfying. Not in an asmr way, more just that for some reason your Palpatine voice is a perfect match for this bullshit. Hearing Palpatine say shit like "goated" and "gyatt" and "cooked" with such sinister intensity is satisfying in its unique absurdity.
Translated back into English (I really enjoyed doing this) Darth Brainrot was one of the greatest people who used visual self improvement with which to find a partner, who came from the people known as “The Skibidi” So powerful and so deserving of respect, he could use his large posterior to influence the attractive women which were active on social media to create… charisma He had such knowledge of the act of masturbating without ejaculating that he could keep the ones he cared about from preforming such an activity The Skibidy side of the force is a pathway to many techniques involving holding your tongue to the roof of your mouth, in order to improve your jawline, that many consider to be undeserving of respect He became so great the only thing he was afraid of was him ceasing holding his tongue to the roof of his mouth, which, eventually of course, he did Unfortunately, he taught his charismatic apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice seduced him in his sleep Ironic, he could save others from failure, but not himself
@@TheWorkersNewspaper I know, that's why I wish it'd happen sooner, and with sooner I mean "most preferably tomorow" but that won't happen, ofcourse it won't :(
I ran out of brain cells to lose so I had to borrow some from my neighbor's and now my entire county has lost brain cells from this travesty. Thank you for making this.
The language spoken here is a form of torture used to break and later create members of the Inquisitorius. Darth Sand himself implemented it on behalf of Emperor Palpatine.
