“Ancient Aliens” Is the Most Offensive Show on Television - Devin Field 

Ah yes! I've been trying to figure it out! He look like black suit Peter😂😂😂

Tobey maguire walking down the street doing finger guns

I argue he looks like evil Ben from Parks and Recreation

I got more of a thick Jim parsons vibe.

Agree

1000 American dollars >Jay100..just a ha..joke🙂

He stole it from an ANCIENT Eddie Griffin routine.

Anonymous ••• Your lack of personal knowledge does not establish the absence of actual information. You must work for Ancient Aliens.

@@taotaostrong damn ion even remember that and I really fck with Eddie Griffin

Jay 100 Yup. Eddie and Kat Williams both addressed this issue. This young man is definitely funny. He’s just not original. Best wishes to you Jay 100. ♥️

I use to watch it high and me and my cousin use to do this bit with my family when they use to argue about a topic and we'll go "YOU'RE ALL WRONG!!! Its aliens" and then my uncle would tell us to stfu😂😂

roger that is funny! Thanks for the laughs 😄

@@brycefujimoto8023 lol thanks, no prob

How is it racist?

Well, if they were "Nordic." If they were Greys, then it's "Grey aliens from outer space." If they were Nephilim, then it's "Black aliens from outer space," lol!

@@darlalathan6143 🤦‍♂️

@@darlalathan6143 I remember a 90s comedian telling a joke about some hillbillies waiting for a "Nordic" savior and his angels to float down to them. When they saw the savior was black, they turned their shotguns towards the sky. 😉

lmaooo

@john krats WRONG they make great boxers and basically fuel the economy massively without being on the books 😉

@john krats I think we found the ancient aliens fan

@john krats brown people ruled the world back in the ancient times. It's just that they were too kind and good people and the whites were able to use that against them to colonize them and ruin their civilization

Varun Singh yes, the Indian caste system and Aztec human sacrifices were hallmarks of truely peaceful, egalitarian brown societies

@@stopchangingmynameyoutube Torquemada was awesome

Im fuckn crying 😭

we come in "Peace"

lmao

Our planet orbits a rosé star while our moon really is made of cheese, gruyere in fact.

Lmao

I'm surprised he didn't get thousands of dislikes for saying it.

Honestly apparently it’s a whole thing. The whole “lost city of Atlantis” myth was originally made to make it so the “Atlantians” moved to North America and were wiped out by the Natives. Colonialism. Gotta love it

@@dudewhy2849 not it's not you dolt please read Plato

r did you just call me a dolt? 😂 gg bud

www.nature.com/news/mummy-dna-unravels-ancient-egyptians-ancestry-1.22069?WT.mc_id=TWT_NatureNews&sf83252300=1 DNA test results from mummies.

@Rob M you must be a professor, only they use lingo like "Anth". 🙄

@@Seattlefan77 lmao

It infuriates me. An “educational” tv channel gave us this show. Maybe educational programing for trailer park people. Now it makes perfect sense for this country to pick Donald Trump to lead them....

@Rob M it is hard to tell if you are joking or...

Seriously I did Anthropology and Archeology and man this was part of my senior projects.

A? You guys were like C

@@hmpz36911 and you.. are like 'S'

YOUR civilization?! LMAOOOO

indian?

@@hmpz36911 atleast we have one

Well, in all fairness, most of TV is an insult to human intelligence.

Not if you look into it.

@@TheGingiGamer care to elaborate?

@@brianwalendy3735 Read about the ancient alien theory. It does make sort of sense. There are Renaissance paintings with spaceships in them. The History Channel didn't edit those in. You can go see the paintings in various art books that predate the show.There are ancient cave paintings (forgot where) that have depictions of what look like giant robots or mechs. The Mayans had very alien-like looking gods in their carvings. The thing is, we don't know what civilizations there were before the Ice Age. That's what's so interesting about the show. Until we have a time machine, we'll never know.

Chris Hahn I looked into it. Literally every claim they make is based on a false dilemma. They willfully ignore more mundane explanations than aliens that have more evidence to support what happened than “aliens did it.” Do us both a favor. Go to the search bar, type in “Ancient Aliens Debunked”, and watch the whole video before you respond to this comment.

john krats bro go find something else to do lol

www.nature.com/news/mummy-dna-unravels-ancient-egyptians-ancestry-1.22069?WT.mc_id=TWT_NatureNews&sf83252300=1 DNA test results from mummies.

Too true to even be funny

J K you missed the point of the comment

J K I think he meant what the comedian was saying and not the alien scientists

every Pawn Stars episode: Seller: "This heirloom has been in my family for 10 generations, but I need the money." Rick: "OK, let's get an expert in here to look at it." Expert: "Wow, this is really valuable and has a lot of history. I'd say it's worth $10,000 easily." Rick: "So what do you want for it?" Seller: "$10,000." Rick: "Hahaha NO, I'll give you tree fiddy for it. I gotta break even on this thing you know." Seller: "...ugh, fine." ROLL CREDITS

False. They don't take what the average pawn shop take. I know this because I live in the area. You want to pawn your Xbox? That Xbox better be a special edition in the original box with all the things.

@drew pedersen i knew that a hero would come some day to set right what had once went wrong. I don't know why my brain swapped them; storage wars is clearly more egregious. It's just like stepping into the saddest room of someone's whole life.

That's how our financial system works, isn't Capitalism grand.

@@JohnTaylor-fh4et so grand it makes me want to puke everytime I think about it.

Oh hey it's you again. Small internet world

Is that some amalgam of occam's razor and russel's teapot?

Underrated joke right there.

@@michaelmccoy1794 I thought it was a Russel's teapot joke too

john krats ??

@john krats Hes joking, are you ok?

@john krats you have issues and you are easily triggered. Get some help, there's nothing bigoted with what he said and for me to agree with him. Keep living in that life of denial rather finding ways to make this a better world. Ok boomer!

@john krats no Computers means no internet and no place for you to be racist but in your home town, learn some freaking facts boy.

john krats guess its you

He could definitely blend in with them 😂

Nice racial overtones

He said he went to college with a bunch of "business dudes"

@@MrConstant23. I'm saying he looks like he should've been one of them...you know...cause he looks like one but he isn't one...he's a comedian. Think I cleared that up.

Ben Shapiro

That's a litlle bit harsh. Sometimes there's music on MTV too. lol

You are thinking of early 2000s history channel before devry university “experts” or swamp/monster shows

@@gabriels.carvalho4852 😂😂

The funny part of the history channel is their ratings are way better then some of these major news stations

because both music and history can be entertaining @@gabriels.carvalho4852

Me too.

I do wonder why it is that they are incapable of doing these constructions again?

Same here.

That your people couldn't possibly have erected those magnificent structures?

@@neovenom9833 they’re not

john krats What are you doing here then?

Discount Robert Patterson

Noooo, he's prettier and also looks like evil Peter Parker

On the toilet that is 😂

Robert Tammaro Yo! Get high and watch Garden Party Massacre 🤘

@J K If race dont matter, how 'acient aliens' only questions non-european acient buildings? Look Up the word 'eurocentric'. Thats what the show is all about.

@@Exxperiment626 the only person that thinks aliens built the pyramids are crazy people think they built Stonehenge its a joke but never pass up playing the victim if you weren't playing the victim so much maybe you would still be building those wonders of the world

@@jonnym4670 average racist

To the opposite end: When guys that look like this are getting booked for stand-up, you know humankind is going backwards.

Great comment

@@Lollita23 🙏🏼🤙🏼

@@rickycouture7224 Sooo... you’ve got some material you’d like to share🤔 The great thing about stand-up is that anyone can do it. Another great thing about stand-up is that not everyone is great at it. Still another is that the spectrum between the poles is a glorious thing (like my psychotic morning coffee blend and portending flatulence).

@@shacktime -- And another great thing is that as a listener of standup you're allowed, even encouraged, to trash a bad performer/performance. This dude is as unoriginal as it gets; Self-professed stoner who has quirky weed habits that often involve Target shopping and TV watching. Even his anecdote about Ancient Aliens was wicked predictable! At the end of the day, too many people think they're interesting or funny to the degree that they should make a profession out of it. Few actually are. I'm fine with someone still taking the risk to get there, but not when their jokes take no risks at all. Standup shouldn't read like a monologue, especially if you're just rattling off mundane personal experiences. If I had actually paid to see this act, I'd be bugged. This dude is not a good comedian... Not in the slightest.

Agreed.. more dangers to be prepared for and aware of

Exactly

That's why they died in their 30s and used puke as makeup.

No weren't and no they didn't. They didn't even have the scientific method.

true morality doesnt = intelligence

@john krats The show is not fictional, it is opinionated. It is these people's opinions based off facts. I watch, mostly for certain factual information that leads me to a potentially different viewpoint of HUMAN history, or background info. The rest, I discard. "Conspiracy fruitcake"; No! But there must be some conspiracy on this planet for adults to firmly believe that it is impossible for powerful men and women years ago with resources/access and knowledge, to coalesce under certain rules and formalities, to control and shape the future as they saw fit. It is human nature to form groups. Imagine if those humans had the resources and pull to do it, coupled with a possibly inflated sense of purpose. I am not saying this is true, but to imply it is impossible, seems like an impossible mental construct to me.

Haha, dialed back, nice

@john krats how about you get a life first?

sean mac wow you’re pretty cocky of thinking in this whole universe that there’s only life on earth

@sean mac Santa, Easter bunny, Bigfoot, yeah sure. The J, however, in ancient Hebrew either didn't exist, or it was not used the way we use it today, so that man's name couldn't have been Jesus. While I do believe the Christian version of Jesus was partly a fabrication to solidify power, the Holy man who went against the established rule and spoke knowledgeably about God, was a real person. A prophet for lack of a better word. And Aliens not existing; you did not create any of this reality. You are not God which means you DO NOT know the things you seem to be so certain about. Why would I or anyone else accept your self-assured stance on the matter?

*Presses reply to your comment* *Takes a hit* Yeah

Seriously! I hated myself for a quick second. Lol

I hate that 100% of the time I go in there for just a pack of batteries or something small like that... 95% of the half hour I spend in there, is at the checkout line.

Except you forgot to the receipt for the one thing you wanted to return, so you may as well take one more rip. And since you're there you might as well grab a to go cup of something to drink and just take one more rip. Wait, where is your phone now and what were you doing again?

If you didn’t attach racism to it then you haven’t been trying to tell anyone exactly this at all. You’ve just been saying it’s a dumb show that’s not real. It’s a show of theories and a mild amount of history, that’s it.

Zebulous the joke on my end is that nobody cares about anything anymore until you start mentioning racism. Clearly the show isn’t being racist, nor are most people being racist towards ancient people’s. Took me like five minutes in high school to come to the conclusion that ancient people had literally nothing better to do for thousands of years so of course they would come up with creative ways to do impossible things. But you mention racism and then suddenly everyone is clapping along with the comedian acting like five minutes ago they wouldn’t have said “maybe” to the question of if it was aliens that built the pyramids.

When I was in highschool I pointed out that it not nearly as impossible as the show makes it seem.

Well it isn't racist.

@@FumblsTheSniper I mean you have to admit that it's weird that nobody gets all ancient aliens about the Collosus of Rhodes or the hanging gardens of Babylon, or the Parthenon. All of those seem right for the ancient aliens picking, but I haven't been able to find an episode on those, or any online discussion.

Watch the episodes on the Nazis, Stonehenge etc.

Then you have no imagination, a religious idiot, or don't know some actual stories about aliens told by ancient cultures.

@@TheGingiGamer So if someone is religious they're an idiot?

#lamaface

www.nature.com/news/mummy-dna-unravels-ancient-egyptians-ancestry-1.22069?WT.mc_id=TWT_NatureNews&sf83252300=1 DNA test results from mummies.

@@jerrywhidby. so a few mummies were brown middle easterners, so what? They were still brown! There are other mummies tested whose dna results proved they came from the south of Egypt.

If your client can't relax, you should stay away from their feet...

@@kenc2257 lol

Ha

So uptight guys finish first?

Pythagoras clearly wrote the first axial work on geometry. Not the same as building things using geometric principles.

A vast majority of Greece's knowledge came from Africa including geometry. If you really know about Greece you would know people from Greece went to Egypt to LEARN and STUDY. They took the knowledge to Greece and put a white face on it. Pythagorean theorem, music of the spheres, ALL that stuff comes from Africa. Africans already had calenders, maps of the planets, sciences, math an understanding of harmonic ratios and more. That knowledge was either stolen, destroyed or hidden. Theres nothing proving Pythagoras even existed but "his" teachings can be found all over ancient Egypt and other ancient sites in Africa

@john krats Very few are woke like me. My level of being woke is to realize were all still dreaming and this is all in our heads. Mushrooms help Systematic racism is just how it sounds, a racist system. This is the classic racist move of stealing credit from Black people to empower white people. This is done with the help of the educational system, archaeological institutions, military, financial institutions etc...so they all have it set up that when i google the origins of geometry they credit a white Greek but google also says Ancient Nubian pyramids are thousands of years older than Greece. This is just one of thousands of examples where credit from Black people is stolen, given to others and perpetuated through systematic racism of a system of multiple agencies ran by white people working together to ensure Black people dont get the proper credit or benefits unless its something negative

@john krats So you think the proper people getting the proper credit is dumb? No im not a troll nor did i graduate college. I just care about the truth cause im tired of living under a system ran by liars and the results of that being people think Black people never contributed to society and we only make mud huts when in fact Black people created society, science, math and our most valuable knowledge and identities were stolen and now used against everyone. Europeans took the African way of living in harmony with nature and perverted and destroyed the sacred balance that Earths ecosystems took thousands of years to create. Its bigger than me. Maybe if Africans received more credit more people would be inspired to live in harmony with nature like they did

@@7Cymatix lol you're a conspiracy theorist. The truth is the Mediterranean was in constant contact and trade and freely shared ideas. Pythagoras built upon centuries of knowledge of the entire Mediterranean that included Egypt. He invented geometry because he codified the maths into theorems and provided mathematical proofs. He also spurned the axial age with his philosophy of science stating that his theories were imperfect and empirical; that people would come after to build upon his theories and prove some wrong. Thinking that a grand conspiracy of whites throughout human history has colluded to steal from blacks is laughably absurd. Despite the fact that ancient Egyptians were not black, we'll just set that aside, it would require a racial supremecy that runs so deep as to span across all of western civilization and all of its philosophies and institutions... Despite the fact that white civilizations are proven to be the least racist societies in the world

also psychology majors are the crazy ones

especially if she works as sales/marketing representative after graduation. and also MLM distributor, though it's rare to see someone from business major working that line. oh yeah, the business major is the owner, not one of the distributors 😂

How they love to forget that Mexicans and guatemalans are descendants of the Mayans

@@mexicamapping6587 You are thinking about Aztecs.

Nah bud the aztec had already expanded into mayan areas and this increased further after post first contact depopulation and subsequent colonial expansion

my grandmother has Mayan blood

People just feel the need to bring race into everything apparently

I always thought bit was funny that by the time some Greek bothered to ask(they was already over a thousand years old) how it was done the Egyptians didn't have the foggiest clue either.

No the meme came after. This guy been doing this joke for a while now

Okay.... So?

@@lucifaerislifeandstuff5181 and that is why they cannot do it again.

It isn't difficult to arrive at the conclusion that AA is racist if you have more than two brain cells to rub together.

the only person that thinks aliens built the pyramids are crazy people think they built Stonehenge its a joke but never pass up playing the victim if you weren't playing the victim so much maybe you would still be building those wonders of the world

It’s a spin off american exceptionalism like the mormons or jehovah witnesses. And the race lines are still there as it always does kid gloves when questioning things supposedly done by one set of people and everyone else there was just no way they built anything

All Ancient Aliens is, is white ppl saying it's more believable that aliens built pyramids than brown ppl doing math and engineering

@@lina2172000 I been said this? You can't even build a proper sentence.

www.nature.com/news/mummy-dna-unravels-ancient-egyptians-ancestry-1.22069?WT.mc_id=TWT_NatureNews&sf83252300=1 DNA test results from mummies.

@@eurobrowarriormonk4072 I guess that would explain why they are incapable of repeating the process.

Your name is dope. Made me laugh

I hope you get paid to know THAT lol

Arlene Payne it’s just kinda annoying when you think you’re getting a new upload but it’s not.