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Why Weed Isn’t a Gateway Drug - Sean Patton - Stand-Up Featuring 

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Sean Patton explains why marijuana won’t lead to worse decisions and speculates why surgeons listen to Korn during operations. (Contains strong language.)
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@E.S.H.orthodoxchristian
@E.S.H.orthodoxchristian 5 лет назад
Title: is weed a gateway drug Video: ya know what... Korn
@brandon4391
@brandon4391 5 лет назад
It’s stand up comedy, it’s whatever the comic wants it to be 🙃
@E.S.H.orthodoxchristian
@E.S.H.orthodoxchristian 5 лет назад
Brandon i know... 😂 i was making a joke about the title, compared to the rest of the video
@daikisan_4390
@daikisan_4390 5 лет назад
you're right though the title is click bait, either make it a 2 min clip or cut the beginning and call it korn roast. is that too much to ask? haha
@E.S.H.orthodoxchristian
@E.S.H.orthodoxchristian 5 лет назад
April- Aries2000 awe thank you 🥺🥺
@humbertogarcia1491
@humbertogarcia1491 5 лет назад
You know what'd be good on that joke? Cumin!
@kara2125
@kara2125 5 лет назад
this guy has powerful uncle energy
@niludio8050
@niludio8050 4 года назад
YES!
@weirdskyreallyweird.5519
@weirdskyreallyweird.5519 4 года назад
He's like the uncle from the goldbergs
@miguelgil692
@miguelgil692 4 года назад
He sort of reminds me of my ex-girlfriend's uncle. Great guy, used to deal drugs, but then again great guy.
@RoGuExPaNcAkE
@RoGuExPaNcAkE 4 года назад
Dude yes
@sw9rd
@sw9rd 4 года назад
I'd love for him to be my uncle
@joeyazzz
@joeyazzz 5 лет назад
"take this mans heart and rip it out of his chest, why? spare him the agony of ever having a lover do it"
@chaconswrenchin3557
@chaconswrenchin3557 5 лет назад
joe Yaz 🤦🏽‍♂️
@cobalt1754
@cobalt1754 5 лет назад
He got a little too real there for a second.
@WiseSageTnelis
@WiseSageTnelis 5 лет назад
this is the best joke lol
@arisn32
@arisn32 5 лет назад
Deep shit
@FelixMarshFTW
@FelixMarshFTW 5 лет назад
_Don't swear to god, he never asked you_ _It's not his heart you drove a knife through_
@JaalexCobra
@JaalexCobra 4 года назад
he went from legalizing weed to eating a human heart while it still beats. wtf
@biocykle
@biocykle 3 года назад
segways are weird
@fusionart4377
@fusionart4377 3 года назад
Beating hearts are a gateway drug
@hawkisdaboss5768
@hawkisdaboss5768 3 года назад
@@fusionart4377 lol
@SoulKingBK
@SoulKingBK 3 года назад
I love how random his segways are
@Eyes2theSkies1218
@Eyes2theSkies1218 3 года назад
Munchies man…
@griffinkerouac4952
@griffinkerouac4952 4 года назад
"they all looked like post-apocalyptic Rastafarian carnival barkers with Adidas sponsorships" Sean Patton is probably my favorite comedian
@austinfry681
@austinfry681 4 года назад
So earthgang?
@1ManNamedDan
@1ManNamedDan 4 года назад
Never heard of him before this clip but dude I'm all in for more dammit.
@FilmGarrett
@FilmGarrett 4 года назад
Best line of the clip
@CorePathway
@CorePathway 3 года назад
Da boom nah da boom nah namina
@raquelann9944
@raquelann9944 5 лет назад
Somewhere, korn’s trying to figure out why their vevo is spiking in views
@anthonynorman7545
@anthonynorman7545 5 лет назад
+
@TheRealpennyInfo
@TheRealpennyInfo 4 года назад
📈
@wyat1331
@wyat1331 4 года назад
Stonks
@joshuamcdowell1460
@joshuamcdowell1460 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@shplayshiggty7537
@shplayshiggty7537 4 года назад
I'm sure alot of viewers wanted to reminisce and looked up Korn, I did just to listen to daboom da daboom na na mena🤣
@NickPBGT
@NickPBGT 5 лет назад
Alcohol and coke = no problem Weed and monster energy drink = certain death
@HotStrange
@HotStrange 5 лет назад
It’s true though. I’ve been so high that I didn’t even want to eat crackers because I thought I couldn’t swallow. Much less take the ol’ caine train to the brain.
@MrNasrudin123
@MrNasrudin123 5 лет назад
one day i didn't want to see scary movie 4, because thought it would be scary
@angeliquerider-mitchell2538
@angeliquerider-mitchell2538 5 лет назад
Obviously. Duh!
@JohnDoe-oi2et
@JohnDoe-oi2et 5 лет назад
I hung out with a girl at a music festival that stated she only ate organic because of the chemicals while recovering from snorting possible drain cleaner that a stranger offered her the night before.
@synchronize6930
@synchronize6930 5 лет назад
Yeah it knocks you out and keeps you going at the same time.
@jralvins
@jralvins 4 года назад
Sean doesnt fool me. He knows way too much about korn, he's a reformed kernel.
@Momibueb
@Momibueb 4 года назад
jralvins jr he said that he was :)
@Shadow017M
@Shadow017M 4 года назад
how to spot the one that didn't make it all the way thru the video before commenting
@phillipfry8141
@phillipfry8141 4 года назад
agree, A.D.I.D.A.S. is a bit of a deep cut
@elisepentz1063
@elisepentz1063 4 года назад
I love that they're called kernels
@RockyLXXXVIII
@RockyLXXXVIII 4 года назад
Sean Patton: I used to be a kernel when I was growing up This guy: I feel like he used to be a kernel Brilliant detective work, truly
@mobphantom
@mobphantom 5 лет назад
If Zach Galifianakis and Bam Margera had a child 😂
@seanm7539
@seanm7539 4 года назад
Dude such an underrated comment lol
@streeterville773
@streeterville773 4 года назад
Aww c'mon Patton I ain't tryin ta get my dick sunked
@yttis3257
@yttis3257 4 года назад
I was thinking Tom Segura and Bam.
@Leelicious1312
@Leelicious1312 4 года назад
He does look like Phill
@alexheider5484
@alexheider5484 4 года назад
I can see it
@ThePalePrince
@ThePalePrince 5 лет назад
He should have ended it with the Latin instructions and having the surgeon say "we got to rotate this body"
@MerkhVision
@MerkhVision 4 года назад
That wouldve been perfect hahah
@yodatwinkie
@yodatwinkie 4 года назад
Comedy genius
@FritzVonR
@FritzVonR 4 года назад
that gig would've come full circle. brilliant!
@sarge7string232
@sarge7string232 3 года назад
😅😅😅😅😅😅😁😁😂😂😂😅😂😅😃😅
@gozinta82
@gozinta82 3 года назад
Surgeon:I need to know if it's CW or CCW, Helper: Na mina, sir. Surgeon: OK, very good, CCW it is, stat.
@Eye_spye
@Eye_spye 5 лет назад
“Alaska thunderfuck” hell yeah
@bheceo
@bheceo 5 лет назад
100 Stoners all agreed hes legit lol
@grandpastellingyou
@grandpastellingyou 5 лет назад
Logan Cope lol I knew someone else would catch that 😂
@dcdenizen1275
@dcdenizen1275 5 лет назад
Alaskan Thunderfuck
@jonathanmorrison8223
@jonathanmorrison8223 5 лет назад
the true stoners would know durban> atf, atf is way too og especially for newbies, my own .02
@Skydrag.V60
@Skydrag.V60 4 года назад
Logan Cope ATF or bust bro
@isaaccruz8131
@isaaccruz8131 5 лет назад
that surgeon playlist thing took me straight to Dr Strange lol
@nicoleowens2318
@nicoleowens2318 5 лет назад
I just watched it last night, this made me chuckle, thinking of him tapping his toe 😂👌
@zaimusic_150
@zaimusic_150 5 лет назад
Same lol
@benjaminherbst811
@benjaminherbst811 5 лет назад
i instantly thought of scrubs
@captainvimes6079
@captainvimes6079 5 лет назад
Wong: dA bOoM nA Da BOOM Na
@urbosasfurry2126
@urbosasfurry2126 4 года назад
Nip/Tuck came to mind...
@webbnft
@webbnft 5 лет назад
“Like he’s expelling lazy demons” line was super underrated 😂
@clumsiii
@clumsiii 5 лет назад
not by me - dude's hilare
@GoldenLady1007
@GoldenLady1007 Год назад
YES! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@consciousobserver629
@consciousobserver629 3 года назад
"It's your life, but it's their 2:30" That deserved more acknowledgement. Too real perhaps.
@RecursiveRuminations
@RecursiveRuminations 3 года назад
I thought this was one of the funniest part tbh, whole thing was great tho
@georgemartin5980
@georgemartin5980 2 года назад
It’s funny, true, and also exactly what you would want it to be. You want someone dispassionately going through the motions because you and me would break when someone flatlined.
@mrutkowski1687
@mrutkowski1687 5 лет назад
As an adult woman who had a KoRn obsession in middle school, I really appreciated your commentary on KoRn, especially "da BOOM da daBOOM dadaAMA"
@brandonfoley7519
@brandonfoley7519 3 года назад
What is korn
@CeeJayThe13th
@CeeJayThe13th 3 года назад
I just want to point out that there's no official KoRn lyrics (at least for the first four albums) and this seems like as good a place as any.
@TheRepublicOfJohn
@TheRepublicOfJohn 3 года назад
daBOOM-Na daBOOM-Na nuhMEENAH
@eeyoreofborg
@eeyoreofborg 3 года назад
I always thought it was baBOOM dat-dat MMM nom na-neema. Misheard lyrics, am I right?
@BodyMusicification
@BodyMusicification 3 года назад
I always heard daBoom nak daBoom nak daEema
@lefteris426
@lefteris426 5 лет назад
Imagine if the surgeon made a playlist of cannibal corpse....
@MellonVegan
@MellonVegan 4 года назад
I'm pretty sure I've heard of a surgeon doing that, somewhere.
@nikmorgan372
@nikmorgan372 4 года назад
*doctor explaining Covid-19 to patient* PLAGUE LEADS TO DEATHHHHH
@anscomedy
@anscomedy 5 лет назад
This turned into a korn roast and it was amazing
@LxuryGoods
@LxuryGoods 5 лет назад
djadog3k haha word wasn’t expecting that. #KornFan
@MichaelB413
@MichaelB413 5 лет назад
I love roasted korn
@anscomedy
@anscomedy 5 лет назад
@@MichaelB413 me 2
@anscomedy
@anscomedy 5 лет назад
@@LxuryGoods i like korn to but i still loved the bit
@cheapthrilll6323
@cheapthrilll6323 5 лет назад
A couple of surgeons here i see.
@ince55ant
@ince55ant 5 лет назад
this whole set was just an excuse to riff on korn and i am totally here for that. dude had to have been a fan so you can tell it doesnt come from a bad place
@chowmane9584
@chowmane9584 4 года назад
He literally says he was "kind of a kernel" himself
@R.Rileys-BION_Patreon-Podcast
@R.Rileys-BION_Patreon-Podcast 4 года назад
I'm just glad someone wasn't riffing on Limp Bizkit for once
@ince55ant
@ince55ant 4 года назад
@@R.Rileys-BION_Patreon-Podcast i think everyone just feels sorry for fred durst since he cant wear his favorite hat any more
@Anvarynn
@Anvarynn 3 года назад
@@ince55ant Is there... a story there?
@tyboone969
@tyboone969 4 года назад
Ive been there with the music my. Surgeon for my foot was like" hit the music" when he thought i passed out and icp came on and i started laughing the fell asleep
@YoungSlim51
@YoungSlim51 4 года назад
Hahaha
@larryisntmynamebutyoucanca9625
@larryisntmynamebutyoucanca9625 4 года назад
That's amazing!
@saturatedneowax
@saturatedneowax 4 года назад
that’s awesome
@saige96
@saige96 3 года назад
What did he play?😂
@kerenk
@kerenk 3 года назад
@@saige96 icp, otherwise known as insane clown posse
@supermetroid009
@supermetroid009 4 года назад
"You'll be the king of the prison"😂😂😂
@sketti5.092
@sketti5.092 5 лет назад
"What are you in for?" "I bit into a beating heart" Could you imagine how badass that would be?
@captainvimes6079
@captainvimes6079 5 лет назад
SpaghettiLord yeah you’ll go to prison, but you’ll be the king 👑!
@jamesprice2163
@jamesprice2163 4 года назад
"I bit into a man's beating heart and watched the life drain from his eyes as he took his last breath ... You have really nice eyes"
@jamesrucki4558
@jamesrucki4558 2 года назад
It's still tradition to do so in hunting some animals....
@jamesrucki4558
@jamesrucki4558 2 года назад
Shows respect for the animal n merges it's energy with yours as its dieing.
@dmgroberts5471
@dmgroberts5471 Год назад
"I ate a man's heart to gain his strength, his eyes to gain insight, and his liver...because I had onions left over. You?"
@wickkidda
@wickkidda 5 лет назад
I nearly died imagining a surgeon doing surgery to “Flight of the Bumblebee.” 🤣
@nunosilva6574
@nunosilva6574 5 лет назад
Before that I was like "when did Samuel L. Jackson became a surgeon?"
@stylinsebastian7427
@stylinsebastian7427 5 лет назад
I looked up *Korn Freak on a Leash* on RU-vid and, I kid you not, the first image I see is *Da boom na Da noom na namena* like 15 times in a row
@atrapdr6251
@atrapdr6251 5 лет назад
I did the same thing😂
@africaart
@africaart 5 лет назад
Lyrics 🤣 It was ahead of its time.
@user-ob1rh3cz7h
@user-ob1rh3cz7h 5 лет назад
You live under a rock? How you never hear freak on a leash
@michaelmounce3402
@michaelmounce3402 5 лет назад
The very song that made trl make a retirement system.
@synhellbound3181
@synhellbound3181 5 лет назад
@@user-ob1rh3cz7h agreed
@joshuahand407
@joshuahand407 4 года назад
I've worked in the operating room for a while. We all have these thoughts.
@spacecase8888
@spacecase8888 4 года назад
In 1995 I remember meeting a huge Korn fan who even had a band playing Nu Metal inspired by Korn. In the course of talking to him I found out he just got accepted to Harvard. So, those types are out there.
@markfoster1520
@markfoster1520 3 года назад
Korn were his Krib sheet!
@diamonddogie
@diamonddogie 7 месяцев назад
The KoЯn
@ashleyarmato6807
@ashleyarmato6807 5 лет назад
*Bam Margera sure let himself go*
@KingOfPlastics
@KingOfPlastics 5 лет назад
Thank you
@LeNzxCalibur
@LeNzxCalibur 5 лет назад
The sad thing is this dude looks better than Bam does right now
@ashleyarmato6807
@ashleyarmato6807 5 лет назад
@@LeNzxCalibur true that
@synchronize6930
@synchronize6930 5 лет назад
Hahah dude. I can't unsee it anymore
@urieljimenez8115
@urieljimenez8115 5 лет назад
Thats what i thought 😂😂
@MitchellBahamas
@MitchellBahamas 5 лет назад
"power scatting" LMAOOO!!!
@MontyCampbell
@MontyCampbell 5 лет назад
Who else went to freak on a leash from here
@MrCharlesanime
@MrCharlesanime 5 лет назад
lol those lyrics are real. i busted out laughing.
@randolphz
@randolphz 5 лет назад
I sure did, and I can’t stop cry laughing!
@ArghRawrWhoa
@ArghRawrWhoa 5 лет назад
Smh
@buniesinfernal7979
@buniesinfernal7979 5 лет назад
I actually went to liar
@marhcNecro
@marhcNecro 5 лет назад
Try "Twist" next.
@dankthegank1742
@dankthegank1742 4 года назад
He's like The Stand Up Jack Black.
@mischiefner
@mischiefner 5 лет назад
I love how many great stand-up comics I know now thanks to this channel
@LamaMama26
@LamaMama26 5 лет назад
"Bite it. Bite it do it! Eeeeeat it!"
@Locii97
@Locii97 5 лет назад
He said Korn and I immediately thought "how do you do surgery to the beginning of Twist?"
@Zaedin710
@Zaedin710 5 лет назад
This comment hahahaha!
@Jess-pr1xf
@Jess-pr1xf 5 лет назад
😂💜💜💜💜
@GrindinGears526
@GrindinGears526 4 года назад
TWISSST
@gallahant
@gallahant 5 лет назад
Is this guy Dustin's dad from Stranger Things?
@fayate_6984
@fayate_6984 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@shapen360
@shapen360 5 лет назад
This dude made me LMAO at work. “Bite the heart” 😂
@Shane-bt4yd
@Shane-bt4yd 4 года назад
"Just rip it out.."
@veggito13
@veggito13 5 лет назад
'Coming Undone' is actually a very fitting song for surgery!
@iiGODLYWARRIOR
@iiGODLYWARRIOR 5 лет назад
Now I wanna get high and listen to Korn
@NAJC2003
@NAJC2003 5 лет назад
Already on it.
@pandagamer-hg5be
@pandagamer-hg5be 4 года назад
@@NAJC2003 *_*s t a r t s i n s e r t i n g a n e n t i r e b o n g i n t o n o s e_*
@R.Rileys-BION_Patreon-Podcast
@R.Rileys-BION_Patreon-Podcast 4 года назад
This video didn't need to inspire me to do that but it did help
@MrKal007
@MrKal007 4 года назад
da boom na da boom na namina
@gozinta82
@gozinta82 3 года назад
Too late!
@Pattyobrien3
@Pattyobrien3 5 лет назад
Sad thing is, I knew exactly what song he was referencing at 9:36. Guess I'm one of the Kernelz.
@doubleh333lix
@doubleh333lix 5 лет назад
Same. My MOTHER is a Kernel.
@Pattyobrien3
@Pattyobrien3 5 лет назад
Well, that makes me feel old. Along with everything else!
@grabithard2534
@grabithard2534 5 лет назад
We all are, some just refuse to admit it.
@Shayoni
@Shayoni 5 лет назад
I still love the fuck out of korn. I felt so called out by this set lmao. I got sent to the principle one for having too many chains on my hot topic skirt hahah
@copsarebastards
@copsarebastards 5 лет назад
It's their most popular song, you aren't special.
@dikardvondoom3574
@dikardvondoom3574 4 года назад
“Sorry! My grandfather was in the Donner party.” Lmao
@coreythomas6024
@coreythomas6024 5 лет назад
"power scatt'ing" among many solid lines of this show. jesus baby christ
@shsnrod17
@shsnrod17 5 лет назад
"Oh shit! record! He's going into genius mode again" haha 😂😂😂
@Scott-yb8ml
@Scott-yb8ml 5 лет назад
I have epilepsy and that was a hilarious seizure joke
@mayumicervantes7587
@mayumicervantes7587 5 лет назад
As a passionate KoRn fan. I thought this was a very accurate and hilarious
@beesechurger2562
@beesechurger2562 4 года назад
Haven’t heard the word “pandora” in quite a while.
@kodarpy
@kodarpy 3 года назад
Ikr, I was a die hard Pandora person for years but y’know. Spotify student deal got to me.
@cheesecakelasagna
@cheesecakelasagna 3 года назад
@@kodarpy big mood
@scramblesthedeathdealer
@scramblesthedeathdealer 4 года назад
I just saw Korn for the first time a few weeks ago (been a fan for like 23 years or so). Awesome show! I was rather surprised that I was the most crazy looking person of all of the people that I saw at the show. I was surrounded by like families with kids... When Breaking Benjamin opened, a kid in the row in front of me, maybe 5 or 6 years old, was headbanging to the point of near brain damage.
@el4242
@el4242 2 года назад
That sounds so cute! ☺
@jim1550
@jim1550 5 лет назад
Power scatting sounds both gross and hilarious.
@pinkicingwitharsenic
@pinkicingwitharsenic 5 лет назад
Maybe the next sub-genre of metal will centered around power scatting and thrashy blues riffs
@reee2058
@reee2058 5 лет назад
Sean: I would hope in that moment if it ever happened the he would just own it Me: please say "just bite into it"
@brokenking5044
@brokenking5044 5 лет назад
WHERE IS HIS TEETH?!?!?!
@reee2058
@reee2058 5 лет назад
@@brokenking5044 in the heart
@username-unavailable
@username-unavailable 5 лет назад
Holy shit I'm a vet tech and I played korn radio on pandora this morning I wanna PUKE this is perfect
@teagangraybill8160
@teagangraybill8160 5 лет назад
Me: *watching this while high and slamming an energy drink* get on my level! (That level being death itself)
@skylerclyne6542
@skylerclyne6542 3 года назад
There’s something about a hippie speedball at 10:30 in the evening that says party time.
@liyemamhatu
@liyemamhatu 4 года назад
"Spare him the agony of ever having a lover do it" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💔
@Marvin-ey4sq
@Marvin-ey4sq 5 лет назад
My sneezes sound like I'm coughing, so then people don't say "Bless You" because they don't think I'm sneezing, and it hurts my feelings.
@zeev613
@zeev613 5 лет назад
I have faith that you'll work through the pain lol
@Marvin-ey4sq
@Marvin-ey4sq 5 лет назад
@@zeev613 Makes me wanna eat their hearts
@Zetamorphosis
@Zetamorphosis 5 лет назад
I bless people when they cough, I pretend to have heard a sneeze. Everytime
@Marvin-ey4sq
@Marvin-ey4sq 5 лет назад
@@Zetamorphosis Do you wear a cape?
@lilyrenee9636
@lilyrenee9636 4 года назад
Marvin my sneezes are quiet so nobody says bless you toe either so I feel you💀
@igorblyat7839
@igorblyat7839 5 лет назад
Good ol' KOЯN playlist
@TheOne-yq6qk
@TheOne-yq6qk 5 лет назад
I become really cautious when stoned, i start analysing 🤔😎 everything and searching for hidden dangers and even future dangers, then I start worrying about the welfare of the planet etc 😂. I also become really philosophical, I've never started or encouraged a fight when stoned, but in contrast when I'm drunk, I become a master of regrettable behaviour, very stupidly brave and very undiplomatic.
@mattgonzalez4457
@mattgonzalez4457 5 лет назад
The weed be lettin you know....evil lurks -- Smokey in the movie "Friday"
@ntuthukomdlozini1609
@ntuthukomdlozini1609 5 лет назад
You are me, i am you, you are you, i am i
@windshieldwasher6919
@windshieldwasher6919 5 лет назад
never in my life did i imagine laughing at my love for Korn in 2019, god bless this man.
@ronnieDshman18
@ronnieDshman18 4 года назад
Didnt laught at all until After that “Flight of the Bumble Bee” joke, then i was HOOKED Edit: low key this guy 100% wants to be in Korn
@ninjastellar
@ninjastellar 5 лет назад
"Thank you for not grasping the concept of this defensive accessory" 😂 my stomach hurts from laughing so much, this guy is awesome
@dearkota
@dearkota 5 лет назад
If anyone wants a fun fact about KoRn's home town, we have a street called KoRn Row by our convention center
@xfiringsquadx
@xfiringsquadx 5 лет назад
It's KoЯn, not KoRn. lol. Just giving you a hard time.
@dearkota
@dearkota 5 лет назад
@@xfiringsquadx that's great, I can't make a backwards r so
@e_N_n
@e_N_n 5 лет назад
One time they played at the Corn Festival in a rural area in my state and they took my friends backstage and prayed with them. Might've been two different shows now that I think of it.
@Chefian23
@Chefian23 4 года назад
Dakota Todd 08er?
@astridgalactic9336
@astridgalactic9336 4 года назад
Gotta love a town with a good sense of humor.
@nrmdm
@nrmdm 5 лет назад
Same thoughts at the dentist office. I COULD just clamp down on someone's finger. I choose not to... but I could.
@veronicam2942
@veronicam2942 5 лет назад
I did and didn’t notice. She was like, “ you’re biting my finger.” 😬 😂 I get that nervous at the dentist.
@Serevarno
@Serevarno 4 года назад
Did you know that it takes the same force to bite through a human finger that it does for you to bite through a carrot? Now you know.
@justmuppet1765
@justmuppet1765 5 лет назад
Funny enough my first time trying weed me and my friends had a whole energy drink package with like around 30 cans I think... well lets say it was a weird mix of high and hyped... Highped
@matchboxpageant
@matchboxpageant 4 года назад
he is really good at piecing together his act and staying on subject
@Egoblivion
@Egoblivion 5 лет назад
Korn's "Da boom na na..." thing is pretty much just scatting.
@thundercockjackson
@thundercockjackson 3 года назад
DA BOOM NA, NA NOOM NA NAMINA!
@Supa-Fly
@Supa-Fly 5 лет назад
Now I've been at this weed gateway for 30 years and I still have not been let through...
@IceKoldKilla
@IceKoldKilla 4 года назад
Aw man! Made me laugh with the Korn stuff! Hilarious!!! I'm a huge fan of their stuff, especially up until 2003. After that the guitarist Brian left and didn't return until 2012 I think. Something like that. They're still dope and o saw them twice live in recent years but it's not the same. Tool is my favorite in recent years anyways. Nothing compares to the level of writing and composition.
@buddyroach
@buddyroach 4 года назад
6:06 when he throws the heart behind him, i like to imagine it went into the trashcan perfectly on cue.
@andrewjohnson6716
@andrewjohnson6716 4 года назад
Heart surgeon that is a Körn fan. Considering the estimation of how many surgeons might be high on the Psychopathic Personality Index, i am not surprised at all.
@seanbell69
@seanbell69 5 лет назад
Sean Patton is one of the most underrated comedians
@AJ-ut8cz
@AJ-ut8cz 5 лет назад
Yes! More Sean Patton. With beard.
@xgreydovex
@xgreydovex 5 лет назад
Iconoclast the more I watch him the more appreciate those little nubbin fangs.
@gam701
@gam701 5 лет назад
this guy adapts to the crowd so fast and so well. he it the nail with the korn scrap
@Jess-pr1xf
@Jess-pr1xf 5 лет назад
This guy spoke to me soul. LMAO "Girls can like Korn"... YES we can.
@shaggystoner5235
@shaggystoner5235 4 года назад
🤘
@Dillpick-sn9tp
@Dillpick-sn9tp 4 года назад
Watching this before a Korn concert, he isn't wrong........
@gozinta82
@gozinta82 3 года назад
They still make music?
@TimeTourst
@TimeTourst 5 лет назад
This guy looks like a fat Commander Riker from Star Trek. He's awesome!!!
@hlengiwezungu8152
@hlengiwezungu8152 5 лет назад
Yep exactly
@dillondavis398
@dillondavis398 5 лет назад
You mean Jonathan Frakes circa the last three seasons of Next Gen? Wonderful reference!
@imacloud11
@imacloud11 5 лет назад
"Hes going into genius mode again" 😂😂😂
@maxcheese382
@maxcheese382 4 года назад
“He’s going into genius mode” 😂
@Matt28NJ
@Matt28NJ 4 года назад
This guy looks like Commander Riker and Zach Galifianakis had a lovechild.
@jojo-b55
@jojo-b55 5 лет назад
2:18 Totally true. Worked at a hospital for 2 years in the OR and there's music EVERYWHERE. Usually something casual and old-school, like country or old pop music
@longdirtytoenails1076
@longdirtytoenails1076 5 лет назад
I need a gateway from my bedroom to my kitchen.🚬
@hlengiwezungu8152
@hlengiwezungu8152 5 лет назад
😂😂👍
@owenburke4324
@owenburke4324 5 лет назад
Its called a door or a hallway
@bdusanek
@bdusanek 5 лет назад
He looks like older Dustin from Stranger Things.
@tavio617
@tavio617 5 лет назад
First time ever seeing this comic....definitely not the last
@yahonathanroden2681
@yahonathanroden2681 5 лет назад
Same here. Buddy just sent this to me and now I want to petition for the guy to get his own special
@sammndl9592
@sammndl9592 4 года назад
It's like real Peter Griffin with a beard
@nickajk1
@nickajk1 5 лет назад
This guy is really good he's got some interesting material 👌👍😂 can't wait to see more from you keep it up
@melkorbelegurth3191
@melkorbelegurth3191 5 лет назад
One of the best segments of a stand up set I've seen this year! The weed is only a gateway drug if you don't know how to close the gate bit was great, and the whole Korn referencing was awesome to hear! I'm a life long metalhead and Korn was one of my first favorites. So I suppose I'm a "kernel", lol.
@username-unavailable
@username-unavailable 5 лет назад
I nearly woke my spouse up laughing at the sneezing part Trying to fight off becoming a werewolf good lord
@gabrielkoffman2838
@gabrielkoffman2838 3 года назад
Who else is really baked while watching this 😂😂
@kristykreme9915
@kristykreme9915 3 года назад
Please I’m a crying at “he’s going into genius mode again”😂
@gozinta82
@gozinta82 3 года назад
All masters of their craft do this or something similar to get into their groove. Helps with nervousness, and you can go somewhat into autopilot since you've done it hundreds, if not thousands of times. It just seems disturbing because it seems like they aren't taking our lives seriously. ;)
@LTdrumma
@LTdrumma 5 лет назад
this was way fUnnier than I expected
@MrDooooood
@MrDooooood 5 лет назад
So you’re telling me this isn’t Bam Margera?
@infinitedeath4567
@infinitedeath4567 5 лет назад
Oceano🤘🏻
@_robustus_
@_robustus_ 5 лет назад
Nope. Bam is a feeb...
@TheMadGav
@TheMadGav 5 лет назад
Gateway drug concept is an excuse for politicians and a weak rationale for the hard drug addict to help them not take full responsibility in their own mind
@user-np6kq7uz6w
@user-np6kq7uz6w 4 года назад
Weed is a gateway drug To getting fat
@takeook
@takeook 11 месяцев назад
not exagerating. this is my favorite 11-min comedy bit ever. would love to see more.
@kingkeio1027
@kingkeio1027 5 лет назад
I've never heard of this man before today but my dammit, this man is friggin' hilarious!!!
@the3dotsguy...610
@the3dotsguy...610 4 года назад
Weed was a gateway drug for me because It introduced me in to the culture and teatched me to buy drugs, but sure some people can only weed and never get In to harder drugs. Also for people who says weed isnt addictive Ill have to say that you can get addicted to weed, keep smoking everyday and you will see... In my opinion people either see weed too negatively or too positively and it isnt either, weed has its negative side but it sure aint as bad people say it is.
@Jo36528
@Jo36528 4 года назад
You can't become physically addicted to weed but you can become addicted mentally. It usually happens when someone uses it as a escape or to numb themselves and they become reliant on it,but it isn't physically addictive and you can't withdrawal from it like you could from meth or coke.
@cbernier3
@cbernier3 4 года назад
@@Jo36528 Weed withdrawal is still a thing though. It's more complicated then that. Weed withdrawal has symptoms such as insomnia, anxiety, irritability, cravings, night sweats, vivid dreams, etc. It isn't the end of the world, but does make for an unpleasant few weeks. CBD helps.
@buckeyebeliever3397
@buckeyebeliever3397 5 лет назад
Literally can’t remember the last time I laughed that hard 😂 making fun of something comes across so much better when you’re actually a fan and not just throwing stones from the outside
@dreww8941
@dreww8941 5 лет назад
I could tell he loved Korn when he said he went to their concert
@antoinesmith3022
@antoinesmith3022 3 года назад
Great job my friend, I watched this performance a number of times and it continues to bring me joy. Congratulations and I hope you and your loved ones stay safe and continue to prosper.
@chasecraven5878
@chasecraven5878 5 лет назад
this dude is brilleant. respeck
@MJISA5
@MJISA5 5 лет назад
Dirty Elmore - he’s brilliant, too. Respect!
@happysun5045
@happysun5045 5 лет назад
Women can also be Surgons and like the band Korn lol 😂😂😂
@TheBrob1983
@TheBrob1983 5 лет назад
Power scatting
@KingOfPlastics
@KingOfPlastics 5 лет назад
Don't Google that
@TheBrob1983
@TheBrob1983 5 лет назад
@@KingOfPlastics lmao
@robertpinnix9530
@robertpinnix9530 5 лет назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@Bl4ckD0g
@Bl4ckD0g 5 лет назад
Apparently Jon Davis got those weird vocalizations from his meth days. So there's that
@thundercockjackson
@thundercockjackson 3 года назад
"my grandfather was in the Donner party" what a legend Sean is, between that and the Korn bit
@jorgeo6099
@jorgeo6099 3 года назад
“Why didnt they rotate him earlier” killed me lmfao
@GOREilla.
@GOREilla. 5 лет назад
Korn is great! And a great friend of mine (cof,cof) used to be a new metal kid too...
@OhNikk
@OhNikk 5 лет назад
Cough*
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