Hi Mike! Sorry for asking, but what age were you when you had a child? I'm 32 and don't really want one, but I also don't want to regret not doing so one day.
Nice to hear from someone older and more experienced in life (50-year-old guy) as a 40-year-old listener myself. Dude sounded like he was in his twenties, lol.
Very off topic but I love your show. You're very accepting of different people and you're not quick to write people off. You calm my anxieties to an extent and one day I would love to have a conversation with you. Thanks Lyle
"Time for my shift as an animal at the Rainforest Cafe. I am a gecko." Lol, goddamnit Lyle, I love you dude. Thanks for the laughs, keep up the good work, and btw I RSVP'd for Raleigh-Durham. We'd love to go to a show!
When humans lived in villages of a couple hundred people, yes, they had kids with their cousins. They're called clans, and they existed throughout most of human history.
Despite the shame he feel s the song is still on cousin's playlist because he wants to tap that ass again... Whether he knows it or not😂. This call was all about seeking gecks approval
I had a 2nd cousin who seemed weirdly into me. I barely knew her and she just wanted to always be next to me and talking to me. My fucking dad told me to tap that. Thank god im stupid lmao
@@KraneCat you're Dad sounds based as fuck . He was all so smart enough to know that if y'all created a little demon baby it wouldn't be fully retarded. Second cousins...pfff it's close enough to third cousins. And we all know third cousins are kissing cousins😂. The real question everyone wants to know is .....was she hot. And why not?😂
Dude. I made out with my first cousin. I was so drunk and horny at that time. Gladly, I didn't have to balls to drag her to the room. Never spoke about it to anyone personally.
Lyle, please come to Pittsburgh!!! Also, in the United Kingdom cousin-loving is par for the royalty course. Queen Elizabeth was married to her first cousin!!
I had a third cousin where we almost did something like that. I confessed and she did too but we both agreed we couldn't cause her family would be pissed
Thor (Pirate Software) is cool, coz he comes from the industry and all his advice have some validity on it like the quote from my place "You're just going there and they're already coming back".
Just to add to what Mike said, the 50 year old-Lyle I want you to know as someone with severe depression, and many other issues 😂, I am 37 and living my best life. Life is never perfect but I am alot happier than I was at 27. I mean you are 26, and you brain just developed at 25 so that's one thing to realize. I am a very different person with a very different outlook. Like Mike said, just do what you want to do to be happy. That is the key, I believe. (Besides staying positive etc).I also take an anti depressant, but I don't advocate medication for everyone that has depression. I think you should try everything else first. Live changes are extremely important. ❤
Smart answer for the first caller: "nobody talks about their first time, shit usually sucks for everyone since its ackward as hell and you end up feeling like you didnt do it right" best answer: "fuck outta here JCole"
@@ch3burashkawhen you grow up and aren't a child anymore you'll learn that you can very often tell when most people are telling the truth or not when they're sharing a story
@@ch3burashkaand if you believe that which I don't think you do why would you be here? And based you had to have been here a while and listened to many calls . And no one is going to sit here and listen to an hour of something they think is bullshit😂. Unless you're a child has nothing better to do😂...... Another thing you learn later in life is that people , never saying a number, will tell you their age just by the things they say and the way they say them.. just like your comment
@@ch3burashkaand if you believe that which I don't think you do why would you be here? based on that assumptionyou had to have been here a while and listened to many calls . And no one is going to sit here and listen to an hour of something they think is bullshit😂. Unless you're a child has nothing better to do😂...... Another thing you learn later in life is that people , never saying a number, will tell you their age just by the things they say and the way they say them.. just like your comment
Honestly dude just see it as a funny story. They're distant enough you could legally get married in some states and as long as you were both fine with it where's the harm? The types of people who would make fun of you are also probably the same people typing incest and step siblings into pornhub lol.
why is this dude freaking out about having sex with his SECOND cousin? There was a study where they found the OPTIMAL genetic distance for offspring health is like 3rd cousin, so like its not that big of a deal
From a biological perspective, highly increased risk of birth defects and developmental delays and new disease mutations (see: hemophilia) from a socio-emotional perspective, much more likely to have confused boundaries and generally a higher likelihood of someone being an abuser. In this case, doesn't sound like that...but there is rationale behind the social stigma
My secpnd cousin lidyia used to look at me all longing like follow me everywhere at 19 it freaked me out worst her mum is italian and my uncle ray knew too i think ebry time she sat forward on the sofa ray would sit forward too. im not into that shit sorry not for me blood is blood man does not matter if genetically baby will be fine na man na not for me