“I saw our CEOs browser history”  

Jared is a menace, but only to non-devs

Jared is a lovecraftian god

Anthony sounded concerned that Jared finally snapped 😂

I kinda like that they dont hate Cindy, they hate scrum

Jared is like a Cartman (South Park) character. He is capable most anything, but for some reason only fights the small battles with his imidiate peers and environement.

The plot thickness

Jared has connections on the dark web 😂

MS Teams group chat is clean but discord has all the evidence 😂😂😂

Dude make a playlist the chronicles the time line of this story so I can watch them in order please. After each arc or season do a breakdown lol

Jared is our office spirit animal.

I love that Jared only talks in tts Like he's a hacker who doesn't want their voice known Or a machine god

Need a Jared at my office

The lore is evolving

I am concerned for jareds back for all the carrying he does 😅

You legally don’t want to know 🤫

This is my new telenovela for sure

Jared is really channeling HAL9000 with this one

Jared is the best ally and the worst enemy

Jared's a G, I've worked with 3 Jareds throughout my life

I am more invested in this story than in a movie. This is so interesting. 🙂👍

Is Jared a backend dev or... making "contracts" left and right ? 🤣🤣🤣

Cindy was so good

Jared being Hal 9000

When the only employee who keeps the company afloat also knows exactly what buttons to press to make it sink. And the CEO knows.

Wow. Amazing set of shorts

jared sounds like an AI

Jared is that one guy you can never explain their employment history.

Me and my colleague fr😂 Fortunately it's mostly our clients who are incompetent. My coworkers are all competent as far as I'm aware, and management doesn't step through our stuff too much

Jared is running things like a mob boss😮

Bro works at Twitch now we know

Jared slowly becomes a villain

Ok - Jared is scaring me now....

Go go Jared !

Jared is about that business

Browser history, non work friendly subjects and some things have been put in motion. Warrant to examine Bob's computer after an anonymous tip off maybe?

When you get to know Jared is the real psychopath instead of the one pretends to be

Plot twist: Is Jared the real CEO and liam is a paid actor pretending to be CEO?

The plot thickens

I SAID LET. HIM. COOK!

Bob went missing after a few days

At this point I’m pretty sure Jared succeeded at making that company AI and it replaced him.

Oh man. It not even deadly. Jarred just talks to everyone and already see the crap storm that’ll happen because he did little pushes to make people have strong opinions on diverse matters. This is why devs aren’t supposed to have social abilities. They get god complexes

I'm not so sure if Bob is the one who's a psychopath

Jared is either a devil or a god. Such a soothing voice, like an angel. He knows his job. What his job is? Nobody knows.

I subscribed just to watch part 2

Jared is an AI that wants to play a game.

Jared knows where all the bodies are buried in the company...

Jared isn't locked in a company with idiots. The idiots are locked in with him! 😂

You better keep Jared on your side

Bobs a psychopath? I’d call a Senior Software Dev who stayed in a MNC for a good part of their lives, a psychopath

I miss my sysadmin days :’^)

69th reply. Also, this lore drop on Jared reminds me of someone named "Bob" that I met once perusing the Jargon Files. He was the sort of person that SCP should be handling and everyone else should be running from.

I misread Competitively Incompetent

Jarred for ceo

jared is Light Yagami's actual father

Jared is Anthony's Tyler Durden.

My browser history is a trap tho. It's pretty much all random stuffs and all kinds of bad to the point you have to search for everything while being better at knowing me to at least try to think that information is not fake or just a distraction 😂😂😂

Ugh I don’t want cliffhangers in my shorts next pls

I wanna be like Jared. 😊

I aspire to be Jared. Not for his crazy antics, but to be so confident in my role that I can be a jerk to do what is right by the product and my colleagues.

Amouranth - a man of culture

Jared's on the REAL fast-track to Chairman of the Board, making all the right moves with all the right dirt on all the right ppl lol.

"... Oh I mean TAKEN care of...possibly to the north pole..."

This has got to be another level of brain rot

So... Jared is Jason Bourne?

Will we be making him an offer he can't refuse, of have some of the boyz to take care of him?

Awwww there is no part 2

Obviously Jared is the owner. Liam is just the CEO he hired to run the business while he develops the core product.

Jared is the modern BOFH?

Companies really should stop giving everyone admin access just because they don't want to make a separate network for non IT department IT workers

Thank FUCK I'm a dev, Jared scares me

“Someone has to keep the company afloat”… no. No they don’t. What you really keep afloat is bad managers in cushy positions they don’t deserve.

Is Jared the Pretender?

Jared is the real psychopath

Listen Jared says he has things under control I don't think you want to know how.

Cindy is bad, but Bob is the worst. Neither should ever be employed in any type of work where other people are their responsibility.

At this rat shared and Cindy gonna hook up

Am I the only one who thinks Jared is the owner???

So we are clear, Jared is a sociopath, but vital to the company. That being said I have worked at companies that were, less than secure with their computer access, you can find out a lot when you are motivated

Cindy can be annoying.. but she meant well atleast 😂

You asking to much question, don't worry about it!

Get you a boss like Jared, just don't cross him and be good at your job, or...

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Blackmail?

Jared’s the puppet master 😅

jared is toxic af too