► WTF Is... - CastleMiner Z ? 

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This game used to scare the absolute living sh*t out of me when I was a kid.

Can not believe you have gone but you have left a great legacy behind

Still have this game on the Xbox 360

Actually The're 5 kinds of enemies, zombies, dragon, skeletons, Aliens, and demons.

I did in fact beat endurance mode solo. It was one of the hardest, frustrating, yet gratifying things I've ever done in a video game. As much as you're bashing it, I respect it for what it is. The thing cost $5 when it was new, and you can get it now for $0.99. It's not like your actually buying minecraft quality, and for what it is, you get more than your money's worth IMO.

Damn sad that I’m barely seeing your channel. Rip but man castleminer was an amazing game

This dude never fought demons devils or aliens

Ahhh back in the 360 days... This game was good castleminer and castleminer z were entertaining and fun

i miss him so much

Honestly the thing from :41 - :50 is my favorite Totalbiscuit thing of all time. It’s just so unbelievably hilarious.

I luv this game. I remember building an fort and then defending it from zombies and dragons w/ others players. It was awsome! 😀😀😀😀

You forgot the aliens... and the hell lord

can u build in this game(houses) and does it have bug variety(at the buikding blocks)

Holy shit I forgot about this game, I had the demo on 360

Just get 7 Days to Die. Same similar premise as this game, only way more fleshed out and it's still being supported by the devs.

Technically there are more enemies

Well youtube, why did you put this in my raccomended? RIP

Me and 3 friends played this online together. The thing was as soon as the host left the map would be gone, ud have to start all over. So I left my 360 on for months as host so my friends could come and go as needed. I would just wall my self in when I went to work or bed. What wed do is dig down just above the lave part at the bottom and tunnel towards the "rich lands". Pretty much as u get further from spawn the surface height gets lower(except in the mountain biome) until it's down to the lava level. Well right before that the surface is covered with all the ores us find deep down. So hence the name "rich lands". Once u pass into the surface lava part the big dragon comes. Also if u keep going the world goes in reverse and the surface starts going back up. This game was like the dark souls of minecraft for us. We were always on our toes trying to fight everything off and have the best guns out that far and it was that crazy difficulty we liked. I just wish the dev's would work on making a more up to date version for today.

Oh yes!! Its 2019 and i really wish i still have this game! I miss this game, i wish they would make it backward compatible for xbox one (btw this is just my opinion i just think this was a real good game)

RIP :(

rest in peace fellow gamer

Total Biscuit didn’t die, Heaven just decided they had need of a game critic of his caliber

RIP my man. With the new season playlists, it seems a good time for a Feb 2019 marathon.

R.i.p

Bad indie games that let progress through it and dont crash they could be fun like castle miner z

This game is goated

I have it on pc

this game was the shit

A game that needs to come back to xbox

Make this backwards compatible

I always thought that this game was complete and utter garbage, and that title didn't even begin to describe just how terrible it is, it's the perfect example of a cashgrab flip asset that was made just for a quick buck, and it certainly worked because you know, kids are dumb. It's just everything about it, not just a few things, it's literally everything, there's no redeeming quality about it, there are 100% free to play games that look and play better than this shit ever did... it's the terrible graphics, the ripped off wannabe minecraft aesthetic, the way the weapons and items are terribly animated and clip through, the sounds being ripped from other games and badly ported, the complete garbage 10 minute gameplay, literally EVERYTHING, I would much rather pull my own eyeballs out rather than play this shit, and I'm glad I never did, but god is it depressing to know people actually played it.

0:42

why shall u play this game if u can play mincraft on xbox

It is terrible that Biscuit lost his battle with cancer. Try to remember some people are just discovering this channel, and don't know about it. And as people have said, just because he's gone, doesn't mean he's immune to criticism. In the end it's his opinion, which a lot of people who played classic 360 disagree with Just because they disagree with a review doesn't mean they disrespect Biscuit.

Where are all the comments

Totalbiscuit never had his comment section open, what is happening here?

interesting that most these issues were fixed! its a well polished games now! nice video.

Totalbiscuit's shit hottake at the start. People loved the indiegames on the 360. So many good games I have a sad tear for in these dark days.

You cant hate on it that much the game was for xbox original infact it came along side minecraft the pc port wasnet as good as on 360 as the 360 version had more also it had guns on minecraft xbox thats why there was a good selling on 360 becuse it was minecraft with mods it made it gain a audience also it wasent even made with a pc in mind hell there wasent ment to be a pc port it happened and they had about 4 weeks for it also it has lower system requriments as i found when i ran it on windows 98

This is not a minecraft clone. It’s better.

It seems he forgot to GO out of spawn biome. See the other dragons and giant mountains, or other biomes in general. You haven't actually played the game. Why not play on it's intended console inted of being butthurt that the dev might have other things to do with his life. Maybe I'm only defending the game I played with my friends.

It is gone...

Complains when the game delivers on what it promised

Hey total. Total miner released on PC. Give it at the tri because it was also part of the Xbox indie Cesspool that you were talking about and it was one of the best sellers.

Jesus, he didn't pay attention to his surroundings, and I know, it's been about 7 years since this was uploaded, and he left youtube 2 years ago, but here's what he missed -Music plays when you enter a new biome (determined by distance traveled) -Shotguns have zero range, the pistol 2 slots left of it will do visible dragon damage -You can craft a teleporter and set it when you're about to die as a way to counter death itself -The music was developed by DigitalDNA, the creators of the game themselves -Biomes generate in a ring pattern, spawning a new dragon and harder enemies when entered -The altitude of the world gets lower as you traverse it, until the underworld is overground -There are more types of guns and tools, including gold, diamond, bloodstone, and alien -Alien craters generate randomly, and have their own alien enemies and space materials -The World is Unlimited, and even generates AT LEAST all the biomes 3 times -There are demons that spawn in hell or, in harder difficulties, in the overworld -Since the recording, the game improved PC accessibility and multiplayer -The big tower at spawn only appears at 0 distance, even if you travel to the 2nd grass biome -There are tons of Explosives you can make with Dragon Powder, dropped by Dragons -The game can be speedrunned, as there's a final dragon boss and "endurance" mode That took me half an hour to type, so hopefully it's valid enough to make you like this underrated game Have a great day, reader! Oh, and thanks for reading the entire thing, that's true commitment! Maybe I can gift this game to you on steam!

What it doesnt tell u is that dragons wreck your fortresses Normal says dragons do damage to structures. READ BOI!

My favorite game

Why I disagree... You aimed at the texture and little bit of the gameplay. To me and many other people, the texture if fine/good not the best but it's workable. They added guns and more types of guns because they of course didn't just add four types of enemies like you said. In fact, there are different types of dragons from different biomes but as side from dragons, they have aliens that are only found in crashed astroids and demons that are found... I forgot how far you had to travel and what specific direction in order to get there but it was some sort of END area of the game that was fuken lit and it had all the resources you needed for the items you wanted. Btw, the enemies besides the zomeb... Oh yeah, there are different types of zombies as well but back to what I was saying, besides the zombies and skeletons, the enemies are insanely hard to kill especially the demons so that is why they added lots of lit weapons like even lasers. God I loved the lasers, who didn't. Edit: The sound of the guns are fine as well, your volume is what makes the shot gun sound faint and how I know is because when you suddenly heard the heroic music in the background (lit music) you suddenly turned up the volume way different from what it was before so yeah the sound effects is fine. Plus, us not knowing where the enemy is specifically at to me is pretty challenging and of course this game came out definitely before this video came out like maybe 2 years earlier so you can't expect everything to be perfect and some what similar to Minecraft because this game took the idea and made it a little bit more challenging.

It’s a good game

EW LOL

complains it is easy to craft guns, complains it has durability. :P

Pump Shotgun I Dont Think so ...

Talkin shit on castle miner z pull up on FOE nIem

RIP Legend. Its 2022 and your still missed. (I wish RU-vid would stop making me change my memorial comment every 20-ish videos. When did they implement this new annoyance?!)

Simple Awnser: the best game ever

Its not a clone

the game was made for xbox, so communications arent available on pc. you say its unsatisfying but it was on xbox since its harder to survive. also the point of this game was to travel further and further southwards until you reach hell which slowly comes to the surface. the enemies become almost invincible also they are demons and aliens which are insanely op

Stop hating on this amazing game

It was made for xbox

3:03 then plug a controller in lol

This review was terrible

So the game was too hard for you

Hater