04: The Deadly Ally | DALEKS! | Doctor Who 

Well, if anybody witnessed something like that happening in their living room or kitchen, they should probably call a doctor about it.

@@lucahermann3040 Doctor Who?

Ikr

Honestly! 😂😂😂

Wait till you see the intros to doctor who...

I thought that's what I saw.

I don't now where 6:36 I think am I right

Yep.

One of my favourite scenes right there 🤣

Omg, it did!!

I ship it!

@@jeckjeck3119 *YAHS BOI*

hello there. Whoops, wrong fandom

if the Mechanoid Scientist had already thought that, to then why hadn't they started doing it? could've saved a lot of Mechanoid life, I think they were bluffing to one-up the Dalek Scientist

Mace windu ain’t got shit on us

*With that big ball for a head, he really would!*

@@patchworkfellow4262 reminds me of toad

@@playtime_foxy *toad dalek noises*

@@brianeagan8628 LMAO

*They are so literal lol 😂*

Shouldn't say Yes Should be Affirmative .

and have this horrible animation for it

@@Axel-jo4ye It’s sufficient

@@_HOLLOW_-ll7dj Not in my opinion, even the voices are clapped and this kind of quality from Doctor Who is quite dissapointing

@@Axel-jo4ye Well yeah, but it could be worse, and honestly as long as I understand the storyline I don’t really mind how bad the graphics are. It def could have been a lot better though

and give it piss poor animation

lol The only thing anybody should be 100% sure about is the fact that this is a stupid script with ignorant dialogue.

looks kinda sus if you ask me

@@TheMadMagnet *Lol*

I prefer the blue leader, that crome blue is a brilliant colour for a Christmas ball.

@@TheMadMagnet agreed lmao

@@TheMadMagnet Blue is safe I was with them

LMAO

The ultimate cockroaches

bounce back like COVID-19

THE DALEKS ARE SUPERIOR! ALL HAIL SKARO AND THE EMPEROR!

I hope it ends with the advisor becoming Emperor.

Ouch! Sad but true.

@@jeckjeck3119 yep that’s what the 10th doctor said

I hope he can tighten it all again!

Pretty much

Dalek, are hateful salt shakers with Lasers and logic.

@@Demon-vj9nc canned kalamari in hatred juice with lasers, logic, toilet plungers and one eye

Yeah

@@Demon-vj9nc One day, I plan to do an animated skit about some angry plumbers who just happen to be Daleks. Heck, they already have one of the plumbers most important tools ... a plunger. I would replace the gun in their left hand with an appendage that resembles a pipe wrench, although they would have a whole array of appendages based around the tools of a plumber including the old blow torch attachment from 1963's "The Daleks". Episode #1: Dalek Alpha, the section leader of the Dalek Plumbers, is accidentally given a menial task that is not normally assigned to a prestigious Section Leader. There will be hell to pay, but not now. Dalek Alpha arrives at his destination only to find a very obese human eating a huge bowl of Pinto Beans. In his monotone, ring-modulated voice, Dalek Alpha utters "I am Dalek Alpha. The Daleks are the best plumbers in the universe. How may I help you?" .A fart slips out of the human. Dalek Alpha is alarmed. In a panicked, yet still monotone voice, he asks the man, "What was that loud noise?" He gets no reply. Dalek Alpha repeats, "What was that loud noise?" "What was that loud noise!" Again, he gets no reply. Dalek Alpha then asks the man "What is that atrocious smell? What is that atrocious smell" Again, he received no reply. Dalek Alpha turns on his audio recorder and beings to dictate to himself: "I arrived at the residence of a fat human. I heard a very loud noise. 30 seconds later the noise was accompanied by an atrocious smell. I asked the human about the noise and the smell. He would not reply. I believe the noise and the smell was the result of a human affliction more commonly called a fart." After pausing for a second, Dalek alpha states in an almost cheerful voice, "Daleks do not cut farts. Daleks do not cut farts". The fat man, now a bit annoyed with Dalek Alpha, instructs Dalek Alpha to follow him as he leads him down a hallway. The fat human points at a small room and says, "This is the bathroom". Awkwardly, Dalek Alpha attempts to make small talk. "Have you had your bath today?" The man doesn't answer. Dalek Alpha replies, "I didn't think so." as he unwittingly insults the fat man. The human points to a white throne like structure and informs the Dalek "My toilet is clogged and I can't flush it ..." Dalek Alpha cuts him off and says, "Let Me investigate. I will investigate. The Daleks will find the problem then we will fix the problem. Find and fix! Find and Fix!" The Dalek flushes the toilet. He informs the fat man, "I fixed the problem. Your toilet will now flush!" The fat man angrily responds "my toilet is clogged and I can't flush it or it overflows. You didn't let me finish". The toilet is still clogged and it has commenced to overflow. Dalek Alpha tells the man "I have found your problem. Your toilet is clogged and this is why it is overflowing." He then asks the fat man, "What are those long, brown log-like structures that are floating out of the toilet onto your floor." The man, now angry, replies "Turds! They are called Turds" Dalek Alpha mimics him as he says "Turds! Turds! Turds are floating on your floor!" He repeats, "Turds! Turds! Turds are floating on your floor!" Dalek Alpha then proclaims "this is proof that Daleks are superior to humans." The fat human has had enough of Dalek Alpha and walks off. Dalek Alpha must fix the problem. Like a good Dalek Plumber he reluctantly takes his right arm--his plunger arm--and he inserts it in the toilet bowl which still contains a bit of floating feces. As he plunges away, Dalek Alpha begins to chant "Death to the Humans! Death to the Humans!" A smile comes to his face as he thinks of "The Doctor". He then mumbles "The Doctor flies in a Turdis" The Doctor flies in a Turdis". Dalek Alpha retracts his arm, thus removing the plunger from the fat man's toilet. He doesn't bother to clean his plunger arm. He rolls down the hallway, water and other substances still dripping from Dalek Alpha's arm. He informs the man, "One hundred dollars, please. You owe the Daleks $100 please." The man asks him if he cleaned up the turds in the floor. Dalek Alpha informs him, "The Daleks are plumbers. We do not clean up messes." The man reminds Dalek Alpha that he made the mess. Dalek Alpha informs him again that "Daleks are Plumbers. We don't clean up messes". Please pay me $100 now or I will have to call for the Special Weapons Dalek. The fat man inquires "What will he do?" Dalek Alpha informs him "The Special Weapons Dalek will exterminate you! The Special Weapons Dalek Will Exterminate you!" The fat man reluctantly paid Dalek Alpha and Dalek Alpha left. He was not happy that he got the call and muttered to himself "There will be Hell To Pay for sending me on this call." Dalek Beta is called out to fix a sink. He arrives at the home of a woman named "Karen" who happens to be a real Karen. He knocks at her door. She opens the door, looks at him a bit puzzled by his appearance, and asks him if he was a plumber or a giant pepper pot. In a monotone, ring-modulated voice, Dalek Beta utters "I am Dalek Beta. The Daleks are the best plumbers in the universe. How may I help you?" Karen informs him, "My sink is stopped up. Can you fix it" Dalek Beta replies, "I am Dalek Beta. The Daleks are the best plumbers in the universe" Karen snaps, "I heard you and I asked you if you could fix it." Dalek Beta replies, "Let me investigate". Please take me to the sink." Karen leads him to her kitchen sink. Dalek Beta runs water in the sink, and observes the drain is stopped up. Dalek Beta informs Karen, "Your drain is stopped up. Dalek Beta can fix it. Dalek Beta can fix it. The Daleks are not only the best plumbers on Earth, we are the best plumbers in the Universe." Dalek Beta catches some water in the sink. He inserts his plunger arm into the sink and plunges away. Unfortunately, the clog remains. Dalek Beta keeps plunging but he is only spraying dirty water on Karen's kitchen cabinets. Karen yells at him and says "Stop fool! The pipe is clogged and your plunger isn't working. You are only making a mess." Dalek Beta raises his left appendage--a pipe wrench. He uses it to unscrew the trap. Dalek Beta removes the trap and holds it up in the air. He shakes the trap, and a large hairball spills out of the trap into a pot of stew that Karen is heating on the stove. Dalek Beta inform Karen, "I found a nasty hairball in your the trap of your sink. I removed it." He doesn't tell her that the hairball is now floating in her pot of stew. Dalek Beta asks her "what was a hairball doing in your kitchen sink?" Karen inform him that she washes her hair in that sink. Dalek Beta begins to chant, "The Daleks are superior because we don't make hairballs. The Daleks are superior because we don't make hairballs." (to be continued)

Yeah, The Daleks are gonna win. THEY ALWAYS SURVIVE

@@tristansteinbomer3256 it’s pretty much empty threats at this point lol

@@michaelhalford2640 yep. The only thing that actually stands a chance against the Daleks are the Cybermen. They too never die

@@tristansteinbomer3256 I totally agree

@@tristansteinbomer3256 "cybermen are better in one respect they are better at dying " lol

LMAFO 🤣

Any suprise since he is basically a golf ball on the little stand you hit it off?

@@playtime_foxy what are you talking about?!

@@DoctorWhoKage I ment golf ball I am a victim of autocorrect

Yep

"it seems to have forgotten about you" "that is why i have survived so long"

@@ShinyaMerveilles66 "although I don't know how considering I am one of the most prominent daleks in this plan" "Oh"

@@playtime_foxy Silents: ''We know the feeling.''

@@jeckjeck3119 nice to see a Matt Smith fan LMAO

Agreed! My best mate had a Dalek annual from the seventies which I was insanely jealous of, and this conjures up the visual atmosphere of those stories very well.

I am against that idea

I hope we find out what the Entity's beef is with the Daleks.

I figure the emperors armor is also a little better than the standard brand but you’re most certainly right.

@@originaluddite the comics show it

it's what the daleks do longterm

I think it's the golf balls who are salty, now.

@@DoctorWhoKage cause the salt shakers sprayed green salt everywhere.

We don't JUST kill.

Without question

They already understand enough about the Daleks. 🤣

Humans are far hard to animate.

@@davidliu4134 I know that but it still feels weird.

Nope, robots, androids, energy beings and aliens with tanks, not all of them are machines.

The only humans we saw were in episode 1

Daleks are not machines, they are cyborgs.

The Strategist reminds me of the Cult of Skaro.

He almost seems like he belongs in the Cult of Skaro when it was still around

@@videowatching1018 You're right! It's always interesting to see Daleks being characters and not just monsters.

Xenophobia? So their afraid of xenomorphs? 🤣

A Dalek with an arc.

except when the bad wolf(rose) poured the time vortex into his head and turned him into dust

That was a different Emperor. Not nearly as powerful or intelligent.

@@dalehayden3830 yet this one still seems to turn his incompetence into an achievement, the supreme emperor knows what I mean, he's in the comments somewhere

I ship them(?

@@disenoimagen7173 Oh My Goodness, we think on the same wave length.

@@disenoimagen7173 Glad I'm not the only one. lol

They are...beautiful

It is quite the sight to see, daleks and mechanoids working together, it makes the daleks look (a little tiny itsy bitsy bit) more superior than normal, until their the last two life forms, in which case it would make them seem inferior if they didn't wipe out the mechanoids right there and then once all other life is dead.

Same

This kinda is better

I love Star Trek Online, but I'll NEVER get used to calling them "Undine". Species 8472 is just stuck in my mind since childhood. I took great pains to memorize it after all.

@@MrDibara Yeah I love Star Trek Online and I thought some stuff it has come out with is pretty cool, like the Enterprise F design being the Odyssey Class. I liked that design. But I agree some things I prefer to leave canon. Species 8472 being called Undine is one of them. It's a fine name and all. I just find the Borg designation in their case to be more apt.

THANK GOD IT WASNT JUST ME

@@_HOLLOW_-ll7dj I really am ashamed of myself...

@@theevildalek5425 I shiped them too you are not alone

@@theevildalek5425 perhaps you could become part of my empire

Why?!?

The Chase

@@Chiggins_ But in NuWho

It'd be nice to see mechanoids in the newer Dr who episodes

They may be genocidal nutcases, but at least they have the good grace to remain corporeal.

He makes his incompetence look like an achievement.

@@playtime_foxy YOU SPEAK WISDOM!

@@SUPREME-EMPEROR I'm starting to think he made his incompetence an achievement.

HE IS NOT THE BRIGHTEST VERSION OF US THAT IS CERTAIN

That’s a callback.

*Hawkings

Maybe

@@andressaucedapadron1937 I swear I just kinda saw it in her... Is it body language or sphere language for a mechanoid?

@@playtime_foxy It's probably in the tone of her voice. You can feel a lot of excitement and "fun", even when she's teasing the Strategist. At least compared to the Mechanoid Queen, who just roasts the Daleks at every opportunity.

@@MrDibara yea

Incorrect! the Dalek god is the true empepor!"

@@brianeagan8628 NEGATIVE he was destroyed by a human, he is nothing but a failure

@@playtime_foxy like you could do better?

@@brianeagan8628 yea, first thing to do would be to order a bombardment of the space station rather than claiming invincibility and disintegrating

YES, HE IS. YOU ARE RIGHT VERSION OF ME FROM THIS UNIVERSE

Replace brave with arrogant.

It didn't really have any options.

He was gonna die fighting

@@davidliu4134 true

His bravery isn't his biggest achievement, his incompetence is.

Perhaps they got more budget and/or an extension on the production deadline so they could polish the rendering a bit more than on the earlier episodes?

ALLONZY OR GERONIMOOOOO!!!!!

The doc would just sit there and be like:"😐😑😐 rlly"

The mechanoids are more moral than that It's inferior

Yes, I saw that, Anjli Mohindra. Glad they brought her back to the Whoniverse!

@@jimf8047 She's kept herself very busy working for Big Finish during the lockdown period. She's appeared in practically every Doctor Who audio released over the last three months.

@@jwg5774 That's great, thanks for letting me know! I think they should have SJA audios.

They can cgi robots better than people

"It's over entity I have the high ground " lol

That massive planetary shield had the high ground, it was above the entity