1 Hour of Embarrassing Confessions 

Honestly, I think the only person in the wrong in the Hawkins story was the carer. The 12 year old had an accident caused by an undiagnosed medical issue. Of course, she couldn't have known that, but yelling at a literal child for throwing up, accidentally hitting someone, and then freezing up is just not the correct way to react at all

Everytime i do something slightly embarassing i like to watch confession videos because its comforting to know that someone threw up on stephen hawking and i all i did was hiccup in a silent classroom

Stephen Hawking one doesn’t seem as bad now at least 💀

These 1 hour videos are perfect falling asleeping material

Damn, this thumbnail aged like wine 😂

BRO WTF I SWEAR TO GOD IM THE GUY THAT PISSED IN THE SINK, wtf when did he post that aha

I heard wanking on trains is the name of James’s new song

1 hour of embarrassing stories. Christmas has came early, boys

My biggest fear has just become sharting myself, thank you George

It is not written in the bible but there was actually a 4th wise man, he came bearing the gift of an hour long GeorgeM vid.

the one about the kid stepping on a dog gives such weird vibes, why did every witness think they did it on purpose?

thank you for including my confession in the hour long special george xx

32:05 as a autistic person i am extremely good and bad at lying, im bad at lying about what i have and havent eaten, however i am amazing at lying about money situations: for example ive had my whole entire family thinking i still have my 5k savings for the past 4 years- which i havent gotten anymore cause at one point i got into a seriously bad depressive state for over 2 years and spent all of it on a game (yes i am ashamed of this) and refuse to tell my family 😂😭😭

24:01 an embarassing story from me: I read that wattpad story.

If the story at 23:45 is real, please get help.

love how the title suggests that somebody straight up vomited stephen hawking

I’m sad you didn’t include my story where a used condom was thrown out of the window which landed next to my exes grandad -_-

I was really sitting here thinking this was a great video to fall asleep to, I was dozing off only for my ears to perk up at the “I can’t wait to kiss ur feet story”. I literally woke myself up from laughing hysterically😭😭😭😭

That flair one is absolutely vile 😭

Aged well

When i was 8 years old i entered a talentshow and doing magic tricks, i didnt practice magic tricks but still went on stage. The trick was letting little balls dissapear. I didnt know what to do but saw a crack between the stage so i decided to shove them through while changing the cups. The first two did, but at the last ball, some kid around 5 saw the balls falling throught the stage and shouted it out load. So everybody was now looking at the little balls under the stage. I didnt know you could see through the stage so i defended myself that the 5 year old was lying. Everybody saw. Never lie that you can do something while you cant.

One time when I was around like 9 8 or 10, I was in this local restaurant in the back (I think kids are banned from the front due to well, alcohol being present there. I live in the USA so yeah, dumb laws) and I was eating some food with my mom, nothing interesting. But when I got a glass of water, clumsy ass me let go, and it crashed in the middle of the restaurant patio. Everybody was staring at us, and I was humiliated (even for such a small incident). I actually was scared of returning to that restaurant for years and still am... Even more embarassing, most kids shit themselves a lot until they are around 7 or so, but I had a awful habit of shitting myself almost EVERY DAY until I was 12 and the habit wore off (even though I was still paranoid.) One time my mom smelled what happened and forced me to go to a pharmacy store and buy diapers which she forced me to wear for weeks. Not a proud moment.

2:00 that Stephen Hawkins one was in a eboys confession video

Watching this brought back a traumatic memory from Year 8... So half an hour into the school day I suddenly felt a funny sensation in my stomach, after a few minutes excusing myself to go to the toilets. The toilets were a very very long corridor away and I was running out of time... I ended up sprinting and just as I was getting there I shit myself really bad... A tsunami of diahorrea it was horrendous.... So I get into the cubicle, pull down my trousers and spray-shit all over, coating this entire toilet cubicle brown, only half of it ended up in the toilet id estimate. Needless to say I had to go home early, sitting on a towel in the car. I pity the poor cleaner who had to sort out this mess... Shit was everywhere.... Even on the walls I kid you not Also makes me remember the time I had wayyyy too much rosemary on a potato in a posh restaurant and gagged super loud, looked like I was throwing up and I'm pretty sure I got more than a few scornful glances

In hospital right now got out surgery last night and I have been spam watching all your videos thank you for the new post your helping in ways you don’t realise :)

Why are almost all of them about someone shitting themselves 💀

90% of these are fake and submitted by 7th graders lol

George is a therapist for the most wrong individuals

When I was 11, I was on the bus and started to feel sick. I stood up, walked all the way to the front to ask the driver to stop, and as soon as I opened my mouth in his direction, I vomited all over the poor man. He was very professional and said nothing. I sat down, mortified, and shivered all the way to my stop. To this day I would like to find that driver and apologise profusely. Also, the cardboard cutout in these videos is 1:1 me at 18, it's unbelievably creepy. I even have a photo in the exact same pose

Stephen Hawking would probably gobble up the vomit

Big Man George, I only skipped half the ads watching this hour long video. Merry Christmas

Why has everyone skimmed over the fact that someone has written FANFICS of George. YOU CAN’T SEE HIS FACE 😭

I think the most embarrassing moment in my life was around a year ago. I was chasing my boyfriend upstairs to his flat and he was way ahead of me. He managed to get into the flat and into his room before I even opened the front door. I saw the light on in the bathroom and giggled as I swung open the door and jumped in to spook him. Since I didn’t have my glasses on, everything was blurry and all I saw was someone sitting on the toilet. I giggled and stared at who I assumed was my boyfriend (also idk why my first thought was that my boyfriend was wearing a bald cap) and after standing there for a few seconds, trying to focus on who I was looking at, while still fricken giggling, I realised it was my boyfriend’s bald naked dad who I was and still am absolutely terrified of. I freaked out and ran into my boyfriend’s room and hid under his desk, while my boyfriend went to talk to his dad who was fricken screaming at him. Ngl I cried a little and it took a lot of time to lure me out from under that desk. Shit still keeps me up at night.

George never fails to make me Memeulous all over the place 😍 💖

1 hour of completely real and not fake at all “confessions”

I once shit myself outside of the doctors while having an asthma attack lmao

I used to piss in a pie tin, freeze it, then throw the piss frisby under the doors of my annoying neighbors during Elementry school. Why? I thought it was funny. :D

GEORGE PLEASE I UNIRONICALLY THREW UP BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

Day 17 of asking George memeulous to watch the lego ninjago movie and ruin my childhood pointing out everything wrong with it

A whole hour of memeolous 🙏🙏🙏

Why do ALL of these stories involve some kind of bodily fluid?

thought this was hilarious until I realised I sent one of these in. 😭

not the video to bring a snack to...

❤love you George , even if you are only 4 foot tall, 😂 you will always be the chief alpha to me❤ ps, your coverage of the mizzy drama stuff was absolutely brilliant and spot on, keep it up George, you sir are a legend ❤️🇬🇧❤️

watch all the episodes of annoying orange w mariot and all that

90% of these stories are just people vomiting, shitting themselves or pissing in random places

The guy with the flares costed me my life.

Nah man hearing those stories, I'm so glad that my most embarrassing story is just getting diarrhea at school and when my friend, who had come to check up on me, left the bathroom, I ripped the loudest fart of my life and THEN heard the door close haha

I was probably 23 when I was waiting in line for a ride at a carnival. A group of teenagers were skipping the line and irritating a lot of people. When they got to me, I may have pulled a few insults that I knew would hit a teenager right in the ego. They didn’t cut me. Waited in the line with them for a while and when I finally got on the ride I immediately felt sick and hardly made it through the ride. As soon as it ended I begged to be let off and threw up right off the elevated side of the ride. All the teenagers saw me and needless to say it was a mega hit right to my ego. 😂

Stephen Hawking would probably gobble up the vomit

why most the bad ones start with "hi george"

47:57 pretty sure we had the same story twice

This is what 4.5 billion years of evolution has led up to

average george viewer: shits themselves

That feeling when u can’t remember if i did sent in ur confession and now have to worry the whole video 😂

Ive been misreading the thumbnail as I threw up Stephen Hawkins the entire day

I was on one of infinite lists funniest kids test answers for my drawing of a seal in kindergarten 😭😭

People always joke that if their group chat gets leaked their getting locked up. Go forbid if the memeulous confessions get leaked

Now THIS is the Christmas present we all needed. Thankyou 😁

Love the plushie on the floor behind you

22:12 legendary response 😂😂

Love this George memeulous

What's the word he said to the disabled kid? What rhymes with tong lol I'm a bit restarged

6345th

In primary school I wrote a poem to the boy I fancied and put a tenner in the envelope and posted through his door lmao he asked me in school if it was from me as his mum or dad saw me and I will never live that down, I think part of who I am today is because of that 😂

Day 27 of asking mr George to wear a maid dress

Just superb.

Primary school at 12 is Scotland George mate 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣

OFC IT'S THE GEEZER FROM MY AREA WANKING IN A TRAIN

I was in p7/year 6I think. We had a woman come in and i dont remember what it was for but we had to say our fears and why. The lunchtime before my old friend said to me that if you get bit by a ginger you get a disease, so 10 year old me who thought it was the funniest thing ever decided to write it down and put my hand up really fast and eagerly. I went up to the front and decided to tell the 60 odd people in my year and lets say 5/6 teachers. I found it so funny i just kept on laughing when saying it, unfortunately no one else found it funny. I got detention, shouted at by the year head and had to write an apology to the gingers in my year.

Hello again

One time I was at a church event, and made the terrible mistake of not eating enough food before I took my daily vitamins. I almost immediately felt nauseous, and was trying and failing to hold it in as I ran over to a trash can to puke. I apologized profusely afterwards, and still feel embarrassed about it to this day. Another vomit-related embarrassing story of mine took place several years ago, when I was a little kid and my mom made me take swimming lessons. They didn’t last very long because I got so nervous that I threw up in the pool and they had to cancel them for everyone. Whoops.

This is a Christmas miracle

When I was around 4 my mum dragged me out shopping I had told her that I didn't feel well, but she just shrugged and we carried on, I started to feel very sick and in M&S I projectile vomitted all over two manikins, the staff were lovely, they hated my mum though as I said very loudly I told you at home I was ill.

Loving these compilations, absolute Christmas treats

My embarrassing story is once in primary school I had go pee really badly so I went like normal then I slipped on something hitting the toilet stool wall it probably made a loud bang noise then some girls like my friends little sister and her friend they were like 5 picked up my broken glasses and then got the head teacher who told me I was bleeding from side the of my head then I got up and realised when I had slipped on and drenched clothes and got in the bleed on the side of my head IT WAS piss fucking piss I was covered in piss then I realised there was 3 girls in the guys bathroom and I had broke my glasses and got A cut on my head cuz there was PISS on the floor AND in the cut on the side of my head

31:20 I went to a Scottish Primary school, we don't have reception just usually a year of nursery and them primary 1. The person may have been a primary seven which is the final year of primary. The average age of a child leaving is 12 unless you're born later in the year. So that may clear it up :)

My most embarrassing moment at school was sneezing in the middle of summer. 1 was 13 and very white blonde, my hair was full of June bugs the table ended up covered in them. I never wore my hair lose in school again. Didn't get any comments about it just stunned silence from the other 3 students looking at their work covered in bugs.

I love chester zoo, live close and I'm a member so I can go for free whenever would recommend to anyone who hasnt been, probably the best zoo in the uk

Omfg that poor vomiting person 😭

The reason the person was 12 in primary school is because school is different in Scotland than in England

Have I got De ja vu or have I seen this exact video before?

23:42 first incest admission on the George M channel is wild

Well that is embarrassing

12:53 it’s fine my dad shit himself in ikea. we live 1h and a half away from it and the car stank.

I thought it was short for mongrel-

Why are most of these just about various bodily fluids

I was 12 years old when i was in year 6 in primary cause i was born in October

the chester zoo one was hilarious

Do another eboys secret santa

i broke my dads ankle in 3 places accidently . i was hugging him while walking and my foot went infront of his and he fell on his ankle breaking it. i promise im not a bad person. he got a metal plate and hes all good now it was a rough year tho 😭

Listening to this as a full grown adult makes me seriously consider putting an extra set of clothes in my car just I do for my preschooler 😂 Omg, so many poo accidents.

I live in Cambridge and the amount of times I’ve seen Stephen Hawkings is unreal

one time i got into a random person's car after school cuz it was the same as my mums old car when she recently bought a new one. pretty sure it was my old friends mum. i got out quickly 😳

Bruh what did he think the blood was gonna taste like. Vimto?

Hey guys it’s Adam G, (you don’t remember me?, tbh I didn’t think you would) I just wanna say that this is mid, apart from the dead nan one, that one made me laugh so hard I lost my remaining chromosomes

14:00, Some students set of coloured smoke bombs off in our school, two in the PE Block, 3 on the Field that we were all on because they’d also set off the fire alarm. And there were another 2 set off on the playgrounds while we were returning to class. This all happened a week after a riot had happened at the school, the riot consisted off entire year groups bunking class and setting off as many fire alarms as possible. This was all on the local newspaper as well.

woooo!!!

Gonna need verification for that Stephen Hawking one tbh, too convenient for all that to happen in a row.

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