#7 can be very useful if you make it mandatory for all cars and connect it to a police data base, the number of unsolved hit and runs would drop drastically
would those sunglasses be the same ones morpheus wore in the matrix? my pit bull goes batshit crazy when i bring out a laser pointer. my ex let out a little tiny fart that was so bad it ran everyone in the house (about 10 people) outside in the dead of winter, with a lot of snow on the ground. and no one took the time to grab their coat. it was that bad. and a few of the people were in the basement, not the main floor of the house.
LargeBanana.......ummm yeah I know there other good videos with better graphics and more explanation but what I have seen so far he the best........not everyone will have to same opinion....
Matt I have been subscribed to your channel since 2012. Every day you find something new and some thing amazing. Recently I noticed that you are putting more effort in your recent videos now more than ever. You never fail to blow my mind and bring a smile on my face. If you are reading this, keep up the good work man, you're awesome
Amethyst Poulton-Harvey I'm just gonna say this, but one incident doesn't make an entire country insane. There's over 320 million people in America, no need to look dumb. Every country has dumbasses and dumb inventions
Whoever comes up with the ideas and does the research for these clips is a genius! I hope they get time out of the rubber room every now and then. I can understand not letting them out of the wrap around jacket, but I hope they get to see the sun once in a while. Twisted people deserve love, too.
Just discovered your channel today, thanks to RU-vid suggesting it. I immediately went to your home page and clicked on the one that will let me biingewatch your past offerings. You are so fun to watch and it is amazing that you can do this much work daily. Thanks for keeping me from what I am supposed to be doing today.and thanks for doing all this for us. I may be your newest subscriber and your oldest fan at the same time.
The whole time I watched this video, I couldn't help thinking of Hank Morgan who was the main character of A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court. His first official act, on his first day in office was the creation of a patent office, explaining that you couldn't have a successful nation without a good patent office with good patent laws. Somehow, I don't think he would have anticipated these goofy patents being approved, or he might have had a lower opinion of the whole thing! LOL
@MatthewSantoro I love your videos! I work 2nd/3rd shift split and after work, even on a bad day, your videos put a smile on my face and cheer me up! Thank you!
Teomania I have mixed feeling about them. I mean, I guess performing cool tricks with them and just idly playing around with them is okay. But then there's the video featuring a guy spinning a fidget s-p-inner for 24 fCKING HOURS
The Buttkicker actually exists in different form and alot of people have possibly experienced it already. It's a device that can be mounted under a seat or couch to send vibrations through the seats and can be found in cinema's for enhanced tremble alongside bass frequencies!
5:24 , We already have glasses without temple arms, they're called pince nez! You may or may not have heard of them before. Pince nez glasses were really common before the mid 20tn century.
Hahahaha, I was busy during the beginning of this, when I heard my last name then something about repetitive butt kicking and I couldn't help but think that I would do something like that 😂
Some Random Internet Guy It's not the worst game ever made... we would need to go very far into the internet to find that. The game was fine until Microsoft took full control of it... and you find screaming 6 year olds.
Hey Mat, i really love your videos, and i think it's awesome you're bringing skits back into your regular video uploads. But after seeing you laugh in this video after talking about the tri-cycle lawnmower i was wondering what other things happen between transitions. would you ever consider ever showing outtakes or bloopers for when things like that happen in other videos?
Ava Philip - a patent is a way for a company or person to lay claim to an invention. They submit massive piles of paperwork to the government, showing how no one has ever made such a thing before AND they give proof to show that the invention is both unique and that the patent would be defendable. That means that things like throwing a stick for your dog to chase and swinging side to side shouldn't have been given a patent- everyone does those things and there's no way to defend such a patent. If the government approves, then you get your patent. It can take years to do. Once you have a patent, if someone else were to try to, for example, make and sell a butt kicking machine (lol), then you could sue them. (My dad holds over 50 patents, so I've heard about this process my whole life. It's truly boring stuff. I could never work in the patent office, ugh.)
Sometimes I wonder how many idiots are working at the patent office that patents like these are getting through. I guess I would actually be successful if I tried to patent breathing. If it hasn't happened already.
I honestly watch your vids every day. I usually sit down outside and if i'm in a bad mood or something, I just come here. I can never just watch one. I am subscribed, I have the bell for notifys If I had money, I'd honestly buy your merch. Maybe one day, but thank you for all the awesome content. I love it, I always show you off to my wife. You are awesome, and You are youtube. You are exactly what youtube was created for. I love you.
Finally got to watch this video, and it's amazing what goes through some peoples thoughts, it makes me curious of what other wonky things that came when he was researching this.
That patent for glasses is not bad you want to know why? If their patent is used in a movie they can sue for royalties mostly. Since the idea well not original since it was in Star Trek already, but they had not patented the concept first. Or as well for costumes or other wise.
Actually Rhett and Link over at Good Mythical Morning tested out the activated charcoal's odor absorbing ability successfully. That patent legitimately works. Lmao!
Haha, I actually met the guy (or at least someone associated with the inventor) of the ring. I have one his fund raising pamphlets kicking around somewhere.
Do you think it's ever like: "Hey Larry! Get over here! You gotta see this!" "What is it Frank?" "This patent I'm looking at! It's for thong diapers!" "WTF! That's hilarious! You should totally sign off on that just to see their reactions!" "OMG!! That's a good idea! I'll do it!" "Your patent has been approved." "WTF! Really!?"
