10 EASY TO MAKE COCKTAILS 

Asher is usually so softspoken, I got scared when he yelled that aggressively

13:47 Aleks doubling back on him thinking the drinks got mixed up when he saw Criken's reaction has me dying

15:38 I have never, in my life, seen someone drink something then immediately grab their head as if mental damage was being done. *Make me a drink, Asher.*

Moscow mule - 45 ml vodka - 1⁄2 lime - 2 dashes Angostura bitters - 120 ml ginger beer - Ice Old fashioned - 60ml bourbon or rye whiskey - 10ml sugar syrup - 3 to 5 dashes Angostura bitters White russian - 25 ml coffee liqueur - 50 ml vodka - cream Melon ball - 30 ml melon liqueur - 30 ml vodka - 30 ml pineapple juice Pineapple mojito - 50ml Bacardí (white rum) - 60ml sparkling water - 15ml lime juice - 15ml sugar syrup - 12 mint leaves - pineapple juice i guess? Jager bomb - glass of Red Bull - shot of Jägermeister Mimosa - 60 ml sparkling wine (Champaign, cava or prosecco) - 60 ml orange juice - 5 ml Cointreau Pina colada - 30ml white rum or coconut rum - 30ml coconut milk - 1 spoon condensed milk - 30ml pineapple juice Mexican mule (The whole house special) - 45 ml tequilla - 1⁄2 lime - 2 dashes Angostura bitters - 120 ml ginger beer - Ice Whiskey coke (Also the whole house special?) - 100ml Coca-Cola - 100ml Whiskey

This video is just an excuse for Asher to poison Aleks and take over Cow Chop. *I SEE THROUGH YOUR MASTER PLAN ASHER!*

18:13 When you see Aleks' Whiskey and Coke is green, you know something bad is about to happen.

_"two shots of vodka"_

I haven’t been a huge fan of Asher but he killed it in this one

Asher’s angry voice is scary

Man I am so new to this experience. I only found out about Jame’s gaming channel less than a month ago and then through his videos I learned of Cow Chop. What had I been missing all these years?! Then I find out these dudes no longer continue to make videos for this amazing channel. Devastating news even to a newbie like me. Anyways on the plus side, I have been binge watching non stop going through a variety of uploads, which they never fail to keep me laughing out loud. So without further ado, thank you Cow Chop and the crew behind this amazing concept. The world more than ever needs the fun comedy that you guys brought to RU-vid. You will be missed.

This is just a perfect episode, The amount of rage in their faces towards the end is magnifique.

Ive been going back and watching channels i used to love, most of them are very "meh" because my taste in humor has changed. But cowchop still has me cackling. Especially this video

As a bartender I cried a little because it’s so accurate when it comes not knowing how to make a drink

Asher is a treasure to this world. please have him in more videos he's freaking hilarious

Asher is the most underrated member of Cow Chop, he's fucking great

Asher legit scared me 18:49

Cricken is hilarious when he’s drunk lmao 😂

"I don't hear as many screams this time" Always a good sign to hear that from the bartender when walking into a bar.

One of my favorite asher videos. I watch this every once in a while and it is still hilarious every time

*a dollop of fake blood*

Angry Asher scares me. Also idk where yall got the drink mixing music but its perfect

WE WANT A DRUNK SHOW ON COWCHOP WE WANT A DRUNK SHOW ON COWCHOP WE WANT A DRUNK SHOW ON COWCHOP

"That's the pina colata" "It smells like pee" "no this is definitely the pina colata" I'm dead lmao

I come back to this video every now and again and it never gets old.

easily one of my favorite CC videos, R.I.P.

Aleks: *orders piña colada* Aleks: I dont think anything here should have pineapple

I still watch this yearly its just one of my favorite videos idk

More dad Brett and a surprise star appearance of angry Asher, wow, what a treat!

He found the Jager a drink too late

So when are they announcing Criken as an official member of Cow Chop

I thought he was gonna say “It tastes like your little sister”

jagerbomb -all whiskey

Something tells me Asher isn't a certified mixologist.

Well well well, my crippling depression is out on pause for the moment

18:49 I legit never heard Asher scream like that. I don't think anyone did

4:50 that might be the best 5 seconds this channel has ever produced

I can't wait to celebrate my 21st tomorrow with these 10 easy to make cocktails XD

this is the best video cow chop have ever made

Asher is so cute when he tries to be aggressive

I know no one is looking at this but this is one of the funniest fucking videos I've ever seen and I have to keep coming back to watch it. RIP Cow Chop

Asher is doing more devious plots to take over the world!!

Asher did great on this one Also content like this is fire, keep it up

This is probably the worst day Aleks and Criken have had in a while

This was hilarious. Asher was perfect. Crik n aleks were really great together.

Jaegerbomb = full cup of jackdaniels

that gorillaz styled picture on the wall is freakin awesome

5 years later man i miss cow chop love re watching these

I thoroughly enjoyed this advertisement for the new CowChop coasters.

This was the most amazing video ever from Asher.

I nearly lost it when Aleks started laughing at Criken spitting up

Oof, Asher has a very satisfying shouting voice

He got it more right making the other drink than the drink he was actually trying to make. I am honestly impressed.

This video was so interesting, never seen someone blindly make drinks

I was saddened by Trevor's leave, but Asher truly stepped up to replace that hole in my heart.

I'm a simple man. I see Asher I click.

For a second I didnt realize the green screen was active @1:15 and I genuinely thought Brett had blown the budget on a full bar setup for one bit.

"Here to Ross?" "I mean... maybe?"

Loving the Guns, Gore and Canoli music when Asher's making the drinks

I miss Alex, Asher and all them

Even Criken was scared to drink more. Not because of the drink, but because of the being he morphs into. The feared Drunken Criken. Driken if you will.

i actually laughed pretty hard at this because i did this to my friends once. very enjoyable

this video gets funnier as i learn more about drinking

im glad i found this channel after its gone i can binge so much

Criken is a vampire confirmed

This is the best video with asher, he really shined in this one

"AHHHH THE DEMONSSS"

CRIKEN MADE A VIDEO WITH COWCHOP?!!! Yesss!! I’ve been watching him for 5 plus years! And I’ve been watching cowchop since the beginning! I’m so happy rn haha

19:03 Asher saying to Criken "It's good isn't it?" While he cries is such throwback, but reverse to Earthworm Jerry saying the same thing to his captives as he forced them to eat their own shit. Good times :)

I love how the "pina colada" was basically just a mimosa

this video is slept on

I love how every time Criken is on cowchop he's getting hammered

Im an alcoholic too

The frosted tips are a nice touch

I think its funny that the only one they somewhat enjoyed had fake blood in it

for sure one of my favorite videos on the channel

4:52 Best Joke of Goddamn History

Hands down, this is my favorite Cow Chop video. I could watch this on repeat forever.

Criken is being held hostage...

I loved everything thing about this video. When cricken and aleks broke down after the third round I could not stop laughing.

Criken ordered a mimosa, and Aleks ordered a pina colada. Asher made Criken of horrendous mixture or random ingredients. He made Aleks a mimosa.

This is my favorite video from Cow Chop so far

i'm pretty sure asher is related to vaas from far cry 3

This is my new favorite cow chop video

I was cracking up through the entire thing.

This may be my favorite cow chop video

I've lost all motor function *collapses* 😂😂

This will forever be my favorite CowChop video. RIP :(

this comment section is from the golden age

this has been my favorite cowchop video

The music syncing with Asher at 17:45 is too good.

I like how while trying to make a Pina colada he actually made a mimosa with a ton of cocktail syrup

God I wish that were me 17:41

From one ash to another... dude you killed it!

I love alcoholic Aleks better than emo Aleks and that’s hard even for me to say

Criken and Cow Chop is the best thing that have ever haooend to roosterteeth

Asher is one of the best cast members

Getting the guys at cow chop DRUNK dosent sound like a good idea, just imagine the videos that would be made😂😂😂😂

i miss asher man

And another goes into the vast spectrum of cowchops finest😂

thank you for the videoes, it helps my severe depression and makes me write on my wrists