10 Impossible Achievements and Trophies You'll Never Unlock 

Yeah, the idea of getting even **one** woman to follow you (oneself) is mind blowing.

I got this when it first came out one of my first 1000/1000. The kicker is the first time I was going for this achievment It was like day six and I needed to go restock food and the game froze when zoning lol. Got it the next day but I was so nervous it was gonna freeze again.

I got it too. IIRC I just was able to hang out in the movie theater with a ton of OJ. It actually was my 2nd attempt because my first attempt, I think I was like 12 hours in and wanted to play a little. Went outside and got stun locked by the clown boss. Kept hitting me while i was trying to get up. I couldn't believe it. So I was so pissed off I had to do it the next day.

Harder maybe, but seriously... 7 Day Survivor is just so freakn boring. When I read about it I stopped playing the entire game, because it felt like a waste of time. Could've beaten the game at least, but it kinda broke me. Rather play other games with fun achievements.

Yeah i was surprised to see it on here too. I think sunset invasion achievement is harder than the 3 mountains because you also have to reform the religion which is hard in its self and require tons of patience, but not only that, you have to somehow invade Europe. Also gothic invasion is pretty difficult as well.

Outside context can be grinded with relative ease by setting up the galaxy the right way (no other empires, tiny galaxy, maximum hyperlanes etc). It takes a few hours but is very much doable. I think the decision to include Three Mountains was dumb, it is not the hardest or even the second hardest achievement in EU4. Eat you greens, True heir of Timur and arguably One faith (on the current patch) are more difficult

@@exantiuse497 Just because other achievements are even harder to get, doesn't mean any of the mentioned EU4 achievements are easy at all. Lets be honest here: getting any of them is already worth celebrating.

@@peterpan4038 If the video is called "impossible achievements", you'd expect it includes the most difficult achievement the games it mentions. EU4 does have a lot of extremely difficult achievements, but Three Mountains isn't even one of the hardest (it can be cheesed by relatively low skill level players using the Shogun vassal swarm strategy). Meanwhile something like Eat you greens is extremely difficult if you use exploity strategies (preventing age of absolutism from beginning) and outright impossible if you don't, so I think it's weird they chose the challenging but doable Three mountains instead of it

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That game had soooo much hidden content

Getting the script to work was actually harder than doing it legit, the fagging internet kept going out for over three days making me go insane cause every other trophy in the game is doable , No one can do it without a script due to new input lag etc I did it legit when I was 13 on the original. King of jump rope should have been an ultimate weapon for someone seriously or allowed you to skip parts of the game so you could still obtain Excaliber and then all the enemies' levels rescaled to your current level..

I did it, I can actually say i did everything.

I actually broke my controller after falling on 97 jumps.... Hell with trying again "yawn"

Sham Mafia yo momma

This is a violently under-rated comment.

I did it with my then gf. We switched off guitar and vocals whenever the other got tired.

I did that as well, was tiring

I tried to do it with a small group of friends on medium difficulty. However, it was round one of said friend's houses, and their girlfriend got bored four hours in and decided she wanted to play something else instead. Still makes me salty to this day.

@@Joe90h I can feel the raw salt mines shaking from over here

I did it on guitar myself. There are several songs that have stretches at the beginning with little to no guitar involvement, you can sneak in a quick bio and get back before you’ve missed enough to fail.

Of the Ultimate weapon completion challenges I thought the 100 lightning bolt challenge wasn't too bad. I think getting Waka's Blitzball stuff was far more time consuming and then there was Tidus's Chocobo challenge was more annoying to me. Never did the 1,000 Rope jump though so I can't say if it was better or Worse than the lightning dodging.

@@whathanul5798 1000 jumps is worse.

You can force the spawn of the lightning bolts in a specific spot, so then you can just turn on No Encounters and go back and forth there for about half an hour or so. I would advise just keep going until you fail as you don't put pressure on yourself. The jump rope challenge is another level of bullshit.

Like they said: it's like devs didn't know what to do when achivments were just beggining

Try using a turbo controller.

The way you said “I think about it on occasion”, made me picture you (though I don’t know what you look like...or do I!? haha) as some character from an old black and white French film, sitting alone, in a little cafe: you’re drinking coffee, and smoking a cigarette, with the rain gently splashing against the window, as you wistfully stare out, watching the world pass by... ...and then, just as you’re about to take another sip of coffee, you pause, staring out more intently, as two children pass by the window; they are laughing happily, as they skip through the puddles, with their jump ropes...suddenly, a look of pain darkens your features, and, like contemplating a lost chance at love with the perfect person, you flash back to that one “Achievement that got away”... After a long moment of deep, painful, contemplation, you push the bitter memory aside; you angrily stub out your nearly finished cigarette, before instantly lighting up another, and taking a long, calming drag from it, heaving a heavy sigh as you exhale. Suddenly, a determined look replaces the one of pain, and you quickly get up from the table, thanking the waitress that served you, as you leave; you rush past the skipping children, trying not to either look at them, or listen to their joyous shouts, and laughter, which burn your ears, and torture your very soul, as you stumble along... You try to push the torment aside, as you scan the street, searching for a particular store; a slight smile curls one side of your lip, as you spot the very place you need; you make a dash for it, with the echoes of the children’s laughter, and their splashing jump rope, still ringing in your ears, as you enter the shop. Entering the store, you rapidly scan the shelves, for what you need; once you’ve found it, you head to the counter, and pay for it as fast as you can, attempting to eschew any attempts smalltalk, from the person who is serving you; you don’t even wait for your receipt, and tell them that they can keep the change, as you make for the exit, and head back out into the rain... You eagerly look up, and down the street, hoping that those tortuous skipping little bastards haven’t already gone; but there was no need to worry, as you spot them immediately: still skipping through the many large puddles, just down the street from the cafe. You stroll down the street, towards the children, tightly clutching the item you just purchased; then, when you reach the skipping soda, you stop beside them, not even minding that they splashed you as you approached. As the jump rope goes over one of their heads, you swiftly make a grab for it, and cut it in two, with the item you purchased a moment ago: a very large pair of sharp scissors; the kid stares at you, a puzzled look on their face, but you ignore it, and do the same to the other child’s jump rope... Then, before either of them can ask “why the hell you just did that”, you casually walk away, sparking up a celebratory cigarette as you go; you take a long drag, closing your eyes, and exhaling with a moan of ecstasy; a satisfied smile on your face, as you make your way down the rain-soaked street...with a slight skip in your step... ...or something like that haha. Apologies for the incredibly lengthy, and very stupid, little tableaux that I just came up with; I didn’t intend for it to go on that long, but, once I got started, I just couldn’t stop; brevity is obviously not my strongest attribute haha. Good look with your Achievement/Trophy hunting. 👍😀🤞 Hope you, you’re loved ones, and anybody that reads this comment, is keeping safe, well, and sane, during these fucked up times. 🤞🙂🤞 All the best. 👍😀

@@ThisCharmingMan1984 yep, that was the tone I wanted to evoke. Haunted by lyrical wistfulness and flailing ropes! My life is complete. Except...

Once is more than enough :)

with some help

took me 3 whole months. Not really proud of that

Nah, that's dope lol

I never bothered on the PS1. I think the closest I got was over 100 on the PS3 but seriously, I do not have the patience! Well done, you! 👍

Yeah, but you're also honorable. You earned that achievement! Now please never do it again on any future releases, its not worth it.

Yeah i've done it wwaaaaaaay too many times. Im unsure why beyond that I just love the game a lot

I can't do it on ps4, I'm ready to give up. It's one of my favorite games of all time but that trophy broke me.

So you're just a sperg.

I now know I will only play this game once on easy. Because I see no way to platinum it. Not only do I find achievement trophies lazy, but to attach it to s rank?! Fuck that. I want to enjoy my achievements not resent them.

This one was really bad, I had to boost it. It doesn’t seem that bad on the surface, but you are in for a rude awakening when you try it. Everyone is super sweaty on starfighter assault and having cards makes it very unlikely you will die to one of those pleb ships. Hope you got it.

That’s because hosts of gaming shows are generally busy being hosts of gaming shows lol. There isn’t some number of trophies you need to have in order to pass into the super exclusive game show host club lol

The Megamind game on PS3 can be platinumed in literally 2 hours

Fractured Minds you can platinum in under an hour

I don't think Marvel's Spiderman platinum is easy but it's the only one I have earnt! 😂

Detroit: Become Human is easy af

There are tons of Japanese visual novels that can be platinumed in like 5 minutes

How did you end up getting the Piñata game achievements? I just can't seem to do well in those.

@@kyle95smile79 they arent quick but what really helped was having an xbox 360 camera to scan in qr codes to get pinata easy to help breed them etc

@@Nemesis2K Ah, didn't know that was a thing. Thank you!

You watched a video about game achievements on RU-vid. I think achievement still unattained.

@@evandavis5223 That's the least of my worries, watching anime ramps the difficulty up significantly.

So, none of them. ;P

But you have a life