10 MOST ILLEGAL Items Han Solo Smuggled on the Millennium Falcon 

Jacob Schnabl I love that scene.

Jacob Schnabl i read as his voice lol

MandaLORE me too lol

Jar jar did not say that line "My LORD it that LEGAL?".

And, the jedi?

Thanks eckhartsladder!

I especially liked your recipe. I think my Starforge is busted, but once I get a new one I'll be testing it out.

You need to recharge your sith powers, I recommend doing something very mean

Generation Tech how about glassing corellia with an ISD

hey echkarts

Maybe the real war crimes were the snarky comments he made along the way

Was he from Naboo?

@@nesbitt615, no... but Palpatine was.

@@warpartyattheoutpost4987 so was Jar Jar Binks, Mes ah thinka dis planet a crrrrrraaaaaaaZzzzzzzyyyyyyyy

@@nesbitt615, Naboo is crazy, but if it's producing women who look like Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley they must be doing something right. Maybe it's in the water... nah, that's where the Gungans live.

@@warpartyattheoutpost4987 hot chicks? Crazy dudes? Planet Australia?

Oh yea illegal organ transporting that is messed up

C'mon dude...come back.

Hey Alan! Could you do a video on how the Gungans kept those Skyscraper sized seacreatures from completely destroying their cities?

Pretty sure he stole her heart, as in took it in front of eyes 😁

Alfomar Dotillos that has to be the best one, it's to awesome :)

to all the women out there who make us go crazy

I’ll drink to anything

@@kieranh2005 says who?

🍺

@@kieranh2005 sure...

Valder: You're not old enough to date. Lela: I'll do what I want! Vader: Go to your room! Lela: ...my room was on Alderan.

Vader: Go to your prison cell then!

Vader: "YOU WILL MARRY LANDO CALRISSIAN AND THAT IS THE END OF THAT, YOUNG LADY! Thrawn says that we need Lando's Tibanna Gas mines to power our fleet now that we're involved in a civil war for the throne." Leia: "THIS ISN'T FAIR! LUKE SHOULD HAVE LEFT YOU TO ROT AND DIE IN THAT SECOND DEATH STAR!" Vader: "Shut up, girl, think of the bloodline. We'd be the laughing stock of Coruscant if the daughter of the new Emperor marries a common smuggler. At least Lando is a baron from a human-dominated planet."

@@HolyknightVader999 Leia: its no different than a prominent senator marrying a slave! *Vader is shocked and has no answer to that* Leia: if *that* did not happen, we would not be having this conversation. I am over 21. I am of age on any planet in this galaxy by Republic, Imperial and Outer Rim standards, *FATHER* and still technically a senator to boot, not to mention *ROYALTY* by adoption and by blood, on *TWO* planets. The destruction of one of and several members of thy Royal Court who are still alive as the legitimate successors of said court, crown doesn't change that. Old wrinkly illegally disbanding the Senate by definition does not change the fact it still exists de jure, if not de facto. As far as the other planet goes, direct descendant of a former Queen. Doesn't get much more royal that. *I* will marry Han and if you want to know your grandchildren that's all there is to it. *turns on her heel and walks away. Vader, aloud to himself: she is definitely yours, Padme. Mine too for that matter. Temper is definitely me.

@@chrismc410 Vader: "I was a KNIGHT when I married your mother. Lando was once a smuggler, but he's at least turned his life around to be productive. Your boyfriend, on the other hand, was smuggling dangerous spice that wrecked both minds and lives before he met you. There is a difference."

@@Anon-mu8re not funny

@Unknown Knight no asshole

@@marsbase3729 it's a joke get over it

@@alaskaball188 no, because it's lame as fuck

mars base no just like you are just soft af like everyone else is this generation lmao

Lol

Master yoda do you have to go back to rehab what next you’ll get him to smuggle you meth and coke

Wait... that means Allen is technically a Cannibal by Star wars standards because of his love for Ewok meat.

Pfffft ewoks aren't sentient, don't ya know?

Generation Tech in our universe it means one member of a species eating another member of the same species. The sentient argument only works in science fiction just because in most works of science fiction include other sentient species

Gondorian, Ewok meat is fine. As our great emperor probably once said "All sentients are equal, but some are more equal than others."

Aright thanks for clearing that up, I was about to comment. Lucky I saw this first.

There is a book describing a little girl's effort to trace the history of the Millineum Falcon.

what is that book I kinda want to read it

Yes like the under and over cannons that panel and Han added

lachlan Fraser The book is written by James Luceno called millennium falcon 👍

For one it lost alot of it's original armor.

Obi-Wan Kenobi No longer do you have the high ground... Because you're dead.

Well, that means his ghost can just appear on high places so what Obi-Wan said was true, he has become more powerful than Vader could possibly imagine, not just a ghost, but a high ground-able force ghost.

:P

Aurelious of Phoenix hey some battle droids r smart lel

Obi-Wan Kenobi Hello there

When your comment is about yourself and everyone knows it ... awkward Vader...

Generation Tech no that’s MY magazine, give it back!

CrabbierBull 391 it's mine!!!

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK* FBI! OPEN UP!

D-Man I think that would be ISB OPEN UP

I will make it *L E G A L*

@@the5thhorsemanoftheapocaly789 5th horse man... so its war, famine, pestilence and death... so that must make you "social justice"

@@dualityomk9854 Actually it's worse

@@dualityomk9854 War, famine, pestilence, death and *§ĦĮŤ PاŤĮÑĞ*

I love how he says that, like he's mildly aroused, like invading Naboo is a secret fetish of his but he wants permission first

Me eating space McDonald’s: IM GOING TO JAIL !

Especially if its spiced up

Good point

yup he is a badass

I was under the impression that their city's were in swamps near the surface, and the large creatures were isolated in caverns in the planets interior. Food and unwary Jedis can wander in throu the smaller passages but the leviathans can escape.

thank you sir!

Haha thanks! Keep those old legends story alive they’re so awesome! Honestly I probably enjoyed the books more than movies when I was a kid.

Sgt Palooggoo Alderan was not a war crime. It was war.

AwesomePrussia27 gaming no alderaan was an act of terror

If you rebel against your government just like rebels did and if u kill a planet worth of ppl or a death star that's war crime mass slaughter of innocents that's a war crime not a act of war and acts of war can be seen as a war crime if its inhumane like death star blowing up and 9/11, one is fictional but there still war crimes and if the death star was real and if it was owned by the U.S. government and we regular day ppl blew it up it be like 9/11 war crime and if we were in a rebellion rebeling against the our government that be U.S. soldiers on the death star so that be act of war and a war crime, act of war is when you start a war or attacking a government or nation with the intention of war and if your in large group enough to have an army able to challenge the government that is terrorism and any attack you make can be act of war and war crime like the death star it had mass numbers of soldiers and government officials and engineers and doctors innocent people so that could be a war crime not just an act of war

Agent Black97 wot?

Agent Black97 no blowing up tge death star was an act if war as the death star was an active military installation like if someone attacked one of the US's bases in another country The attack on alderran is a different beast all together it was an act of terrorism by a fascistic govenrment against one of its own holdings for polititcal reasons definitely more lije 9/11 than the destruction of the death star

DEW IT!!!

"To Serve Man"?

Gungans did nothing wrong... Jar Jar did... HE IS A SITH LORD!

of course! they don't give a crap about anything

crushedcranium what if the animal in question is a rathtar? Do you use USPS still?

The Last Sith yes please! UPS might even take it

yes just put handle with care on the box

james fry that just guarantees that it gets dropped or smashed

now there's an idea

Your welcome

Star Wars did borrow a lot from Dune

Literally.

Yeah but you don't gotta worry about giant sand worms to get glitterstim- it's the little things that make a BIG difference 😉

Thrawn Neither am I.

welcome to my world

Or that he WOULD have them If he wasn't (hilariously) killed by his son.

+Lloyd Wilhelm if you have to ask about the eu you should not be watching a star wars vid and you definitely are not a star wars fan

+Lloyd Wilhelm wasn't meant as a insult just a fact,you are a just a movie fan ,not a star wars fan,the expanded universe is what all the books comics and video games are called they are what had kept star wars alive and thriving with fans,just the movies by themselves are fine but the expanded universe is what really gave star wars life