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Blood and Honey is what happens when roughly 30 of the same people (a lot of which seem to be mainly from Essex, Yorkshire, and Greater London, by Essex based companies), make roughly 200 feature films, possibly more, in around 5 years, most of which clearly use the same artist to make the posters for their films as I can spot them a mile off. They pick a location... They film around 5 or 10 feature films at that location, in the space of 2 to 4 weeks... Then they pick another location... And do the same again. I've checked and corrected the credits for around 50 of their films, because of the simple fact that they keep popping up in Yorkshire people's filmographies, and filmed at least 5 of their films in Bradford, yet I've barely got started... There's at least 100 more films left to correct from just 2 of the film companies who make those films, with those same 30+ filmmakers... However while updating those 50+ films I noticed that there's at least 4 or 5 more British companies, with the same 30+ filmmakers, making the same type of films, so there could be 100s more.
You forgot to include Jennifer Lopez's movie "The Mother" which is basically a Steven Segal movie with JLO as the lead. It is a terrible formula, badly written, badly acted movie that they through a lot of action scenes at to compensate for the lack of logic throughout the movie.
I’ve seen 36 movies this year and I’ve avoided all of these but 1. Makes me happy. A little surprised 65 didn’t make the list but having not seen 9 entries, can’t complain.
I did not see the movie Wing and a Prayer, but I really was surprised just because Heather Graham was in it. She completely disappeared for years after being in just about everything ten years ago. Popping up here in a faith based movie is really surprising. There has to be a story there as to what happened to her.
I think it has something to do with coming from a religious household (it's well documented)and why Heather's film choices went against that *("Boogie Nights," anyone?)*
@@jimbo9208 who says they watch them ? i'm sick of disney doing live action remakes, and i haven't had 1 ounce of care to even want to watch them. disney can do good, but they keep taking the lazy road.
My friends and I watched Blood and Honey and ripped on it the entire time, we would not stfu. I made the decision to follow it up with The Strangers which they'd never seen before and the room was SILENT the entire time. Definitely a difference in quality of movies.
I generally follow most movie news but I didn't even know Children Of The Corn got another remake. Glad I can avoid it now. Also I am shocked Fast X is not on this list. Just watched it the other night and wow...just wow.
I sort of enjoy the Fast movies because I go in expecting it to just be a dumb movie with stupidly crazy action, but yah, Fast X was pretty bad even if going in with those low expectations, lol.
So on that Bambi horror movie... I actually thought of a way they could do it. They film the movie like Predator, with a bunch of hunters in the woods mostly getting killed off screen. There could even be humor to it- one gets gassed to death by the skunk, or 'thumped' by the rabbit. Finally, the last, oldest hunter is left alive, only to be confronted by a buck, who wants revenge on this hunter for killing his mother all those years ago. THoughts?
I groan every time I am reminded that Winnie the Pooh Blood and Honey exists, and even more with those upcoming shared universe movies - and that Cinderella slasher on the way. Sure, I like the idea of sticking it to Disney, but all those ideas really just sound like fake movie trailers from a sketch show or a movie about cynical movie makers. Though I try to check myself about hating movies I am not gonna watch anyway.
Maybe my age is showing but I really liked Marlowe. I loved the ending so much. Good endings are hard to come by. Like the DnD movie. Great movie, sad clumsy ending.
@@crono_digger Its one of those films where you love it or hate it, I haven't seen it but film theory did a video on it and he loved it but his friend hated it. So try it out if you want
"Do you ever have no idea a movie exists but then feel the insatiable need to watch it immediately when it's brought to your attention? Well this is one of those" No, Josh, no it is definitely not. I heard about this and immediately shook my head in disbelief. How could you ever remake a 90's classic so heavily cemented in racial commentary remake it in todays cancel culture garbage and expect it to be any sorts of good or pay homage in any respectable way?
Not the worst, but on amount it cost to make/hype then Fast X. It just disappointed. For upcoming worst film? Then The Meg 2? Looks absolutely awful by the trailer.
Sad to see Fool’s Paradise on here. Had high hopes for it. I love Charlie Day, particularly It’s Always Sunny. I’ll still give it a go sometime but will lower my expectations
Who asked for a Remake.for White Men can't jump. I haven't seen the remake but it doesn't feel it has anything that made the Original a classic like street busy atmosphere, colour, chemistry, fun, gritty, believable and character. The colour granding in the remake looks soulless.
So many movies on this list I thought about watching (several of them in theaters...I have A-List so I'm not that picky as long as I have the time haha), but then decided they're probably so awful they're a waste of time and didn't go through with it. I've reserved and canceled movie tickets for at least 4 of them haha.
@@jimbo9208 spinning gold is a celebration of a vile exploitative record producer made by his kids and nefarious is basically a neo nazi propaganda movie made by the writers of gods not dead
I think what you were looking for two guys that thought they wrote for Deadpool because Ryan Reynolds did most of the work. Then you got two guys that thought they were up for Spider-Man No Way Home as they have it in their credentials but they really didn't do a damn thing that's why the movie Ghosted sucked.
You clearly are a DC fan. You gave a negative response to Marvel content and positive response to DC content. Just change your name into DC Fanboy then
@@mohdamerulaidilbinrazisahm7317nah they're right. Deadpool 2 really isn't good. I also don't like DC - the whole superhero genre is hollow by now & will hopefully collapse soon
I enjoyed Number 10 very much. 👍👍 I would have put the House Party remake/reboot in the Number 10 spot instead (and I have seen all five previous films).
But you did watch the remake with Steve Martin the original came out in 1968 and the reason I know you are talking about the Steve Martian movie is because the original is called bedtime story and stared Brando
@jsmith3946 yes, that's absolutely the one I'm talking about...just like John Carpenters "The Thing" being a remake but standing firmly on its own merits.
In general, I reeeeaaaaaly don’t like movies about actors making a movie. I’m not interested in watching a movie about the drama around actors making a movie….unless it’s a documentary or something.
Of the 100 or 200+ films over the last 5 or so years... By those mainly Essex and Greater London based companies (Jagged Edge Productions, Proportion Productions, Champdog Films etc)... And people (Scott Jeffrey, Rhys Frake-Waterfield, Rebecca Matthews etc)... Who made *Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey* (most of which can be spotted a mile off, as they clearly use the same artist to make their film posters)... At least 5 or 10 of those films were made in *Bradford* the world's first *UNESCO City of Film* (not that anyone realises)... So they're forgiven by me for their poor quality acting and CGI.
I don't understand why studios are still hiring Catherine Hardwicke. All of her films are messy confused indulgences. She seems allergic to the process of creating a focused product.
Remaking 'White Men Can't Jump' is even dumber than when they remake 'Pointe Break'. Some movies are so completely "of their time" that any attempt to "update them for a modern audience" is just going to result in a pointless groan of a watch.
I was so annoyed when I learned there was a White Man Can't Jump remake. The original is my favorite basketball movie. It deals with race in a way that most modern films wouldn't dare to. It also gives us nuanced, flawed characters, and a bittersweet ending where the main character loses everything but also learns something. Of course, the remake ignored everything that made the original great.
I really wish Fool's Paradise was good. I could see what Charlie Day was trying to do, but you can tell it suffered from a long production with loads of rewrites
I've seen most of these movies, and they really suck. Chris Evans has to be pissed off at his agent for the last 2 years for sure. "Fear" is the worst movie of the year for me so far though. Just didn't do anything well and wasn't remotely scary or clever.
Winnie the Pooh sounds like a great name for a nasty film very few people could get into that would give the average person the same kind of reaction the adults in South Park have when the kids write, The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs.
Why why why why why why why would you wanna remake White Men Can't Jump..??? 13 year old me is baffled. "You like to listen to him but you can't HEAR Jimi!!"
I am going to say right now to watch A Wing And A Prayer anyway since it is an important movie. I have not seen it yet but I know from what it is about. Also 65 is the worst movie of the year I saw so far it was just boring. Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom is better and I don't even like that movie.
White men cant jump didn’t deserve a remake. There are so many remakes out there that didnt need to exist i didnt mind winnie the pooh blood and honey i liked it
@@jimbo9208 boring as hell, unfunny, shitty acting. Shit was “happening” and also nothing happened. It’s literally the lowest rated MCU movie ever. That says enough
Worst movie I've seen this year is You People, it's basically carbon copy of Meet the Parents, but without the charm and humor, and lots and lots of racism instead.
Them making a Winnie the Pooh horror movie is so cruel! It's nothing but a trash movie designed to torture us who grew up watching Pooh! It's stupid, it's cruel, it's pointless and it's a joke!
Blood and Honey is what happens when roughly 30 of the same people (a lot of which seem to be mainly from Essex, Yorkshire, and Greater London, by Essex based companies), make roughly 200 feature films, possibly more, in around 5 years, most of which clearly use the same artist to make the posters for their films as I can spot them a mile off. They pick a location... They film around 5 or 10 feature films at that location, in the space of 2 to 4 weeks... Then they pick another location... And do the same again. I've checked and corrected the credits for around 50 of their films, because of the simple fact that they keep popping up in Yorkshire people's filmographies, and filmed at least 5 of their films in Bradford, yet I've barely got started... There's at least 100 more films left to correct from just 2 of the film companies who make those films, with those same 30+ filmmakers... However while updating those 50+ films I noticed that there's at least 4 or 5 more British companies, with the same 30+ filmmakers, making the same type of films, so there could be 100s more.
