So if her specialty is putting pickles in guts then what could he possibly... Oh... Oh no. You know what, I'm not gonna judge, pegging is just a fetish.
Your Sexualized Grandparents dude how many brain cells do you have Daddy Sausage was talking about how Mrs. Sausage wraps his monster beef frank with a magnum condom to prevent omnipotent pigs in a blanket to be born. Daddy Sausage is protecting us regular humans from his divine seed.
Somebody has probably already told you, but please be careful with your next MRE. Some of the pouches, like the wheat snack bread and some of the mixes (probably a few others too), have small white packets in them. These are oxygen absorber packets and they are poisonous if eaten. I'd warmly reccomend pouring every pouch out into a bowl or something before sausaging it. EDIT: I usually consider thanking people for likes cringe, but here the visibility is *really* appreciated. Now that it's the most liked comment on this video, the odds of our Sausage Lord noticing and not accidentally poisoning himself have shot way up.
@@MikeRetroModz yeah you mean like trying to absorb all the liquid and oxygen from your body? Yeah that's probably pretty bad. Probably pretty poisonous huh?
“I will be dead in the cold hard ground before I make a sausage out of sausage casing.” I never thought of that and I never wanted to, but now I kinda wanna see what happens with it
The way he yelled at the beginning, it’s almost like he HAS to do this, he doesn’t want to. Like it’s a punishment from God to make awful sausages for the world to laugh at
“Worst that can happen is I spill coffee on my $3000 suit, come on!” “Y-yeah, the guy in the $4000 suit is gonna hold the elevator open for the guy who doesn’t make that in 3 months, come on!” “Ha, why don’t I just take a wizz through this $5000 suit, come on!” “Wouldn’t wanna spill booze on my $6300 SUIT, COME ON”
He made a sausage out of water and cooked it. So he made a boiling hot water balloon with a natural sausage casing. His sanity is either long gone or ascended
"I will be dead in the cold hard ground before i make a sausage out of sausage casing" Translation: "Stay tuned next week for the sausage casing sausage video!"
-puts sausage casing on pickle- "Mrs. sausage is especially good at this" what a god edit: holy shit, first time ive gotten this many likes on a comment! thanks broski's 😂
I’ve watched all of your videos. Start to finish. Not a single video disappointed. Going back through them and making sure I liked and commented on them all. You are going places good sir.
in these uncertain times in our history, i know that i can count on one man to make sausage and put a smile on my face. thank you Ordinary Sausage for being that man
everytime i see the notifications for your new videos it feels like a new season for my favorite show released or a huge update for a game came out its just perfect everytime but it somehow still gets better by the week
I see the amount of dollars spent on lobster tail has been increasing after you bought it. Is this you calculating for inflation? Like how 1$ in 1960 is worth 8.66$ today?
Man, i know this is a "few" months old, but you're the only channel i brag about following.. stay keeping true to you.. you're definitely a blessing we never knew we needed. You and your family stay happily blessed ❤
