15 Minutes of Standup from Tom Segura | Netflix Is A Joke

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Tom Segura jokes about Brad Pitt, weed, getting old, his kids, and the sweetest kiss of all in his Netflix standup comedy specials Sledgehammer (2023), Ball Hog (2020), Disgraceful (2018), and Mostly Stories (2016).
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@blitzwinger999wright6 10 месяцев назад

Tom Segura gets funnier the more hair he loses

@sarcastaball 10 месяцев назад

It also inversly correlates with the amount of blubber

@ravenrockguitars4185 10 месяцев назад

@@sarcastaball😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😮

@John_Doe3 10 месяцев назад

Must be a Japanese thing

@rubenjooste4383 10 месяцев назад

He's at his peak

@bryanlettable 10 месяцев назад

That's quite funny, you should be on stage

@haydenpeach3667 10 месяцев назад

Honestly. This shows why he’s my favorite comedian right now. His story telling is so straight forward & has really good pacing. Old and new, love him.

@julieweller6191 9 месяцев назад

🎉😂

@Takaichi666- 8 месяцев назад

He has this somewhat monotone way of telling stories and to add to what you said his timing is great he’s very much what I consider that hilarious relative that you love to invite over

@tomandersson5089 8 месяцев назад

yea and he talks in a calm voice... not the typical american that always scream and are high on meth telling storys and such!

@tylerdavis8834 10 месяцев назад

Tom segura. The first man to lose the weight and keep the funny. Kudos, man. You're already one of the greats in my book.

@100samanthamarie 10 месяцев назад

Yeah it’s either lose weight and lose the funny or lose the yearning to be funny and be suicidal

@sharpe8888 6 месяцев назад

Nate Bargatze

@IMFxGreatness 5 месяцев назад

Ever heard of Bruce Bruce? Of course not

@darealnukem7775 10 месяцев назад

“I’ll kick your chest, THROUGH your back!” 😂😂😂

@ImShmizzed 10 месяцев назад

still one of my favorite bits

@ImShmizzed 10 месяцев назад

i’ve actually started to say that as well

@LadyBloodOath 7 месяцев назад

You can hear this one specific person laughing in the back 😂😂😂😂 what a laugh first segment specifically

@matthewlloyd3651 10 месяцев назад

Segura specials are like watching a comedy masterclass. His setups and pacing are top notch. Never seen another comedian enjoy an offended audience more than Segura. Funniest postal worker alive!

@haydenpeach3667 10 месяцев назад

EXACTLY! It’s so god damn funny. I love how in one of his specials he says “guys, I’m joking!” 😂

@onyxmoonasquad1 10 месяцев назад

He literally is a master at this entire business.

@davidkain2464 10 месяцев назад

Lol yes but no one better than Loui C.K.

@acx207 9 месяцев назад

He steals crappy jokes and thinks he's an elite comic

@haydenpeach3667 9 месяцев назад

@@acx207 name one joke he has stolen. The only known joke thieves in the comedy world are Dane Cook, Carlos Mencia, & Amy Schumer. And he is an elite comic. He’s miles ahead of everybody besides Dave Chapelle currently.

@Milkydrummer 8 месяцев назад

Unquestionably the funniest serial killer alive…

@RandomMan2k00 10 месяцев назад

Best Japanese comic out there!!

@shelbydeleon2013 9 месяцев назад

Seguuuuraaaaa 😅

@salimarodriquez-dh5mp 7 месяцев назад

Spanish

@justlooking4771 7 месяцев назад

@@salimarodriquez-dh5mpIt’s a joke from one of his other skits. 😅

@justlooking4771 7 месяцев назад

@@shelbydeleon2013😅😅😅

@12000gp 3 месяца назад

@@salimarodriquez-dh5mpMexican

@picrete 9 месяцев назад

Listening to this during school was the riskiest thing I’ve ever done. I had to pause this MULTIPLE times just so I could calm down lmao

@les_5184 9 месяцев назад

Dude, it used to piss me off so much when you’d get to someone’s house and they’d be like “we gotta go get it” like COME TF ON MAN, WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME THAT BEFORE I CAME OVER HERE! - I fucking love this man, he makes me literally LOL loudly in public places 😂

@michaelenglish839 День назад

"I'll kick your chest through your back" never gets old. I look up that clip every 3-4 months just go laugh hysterically at his delivery.

@Butterballsballs 9 месяцев назад

“Hey grandpa! I want you to meet Steve! 😃” “F**K Steve!” Poor Steve 😂

@billywright1890 8 месяцев назад

The part where he talks about living in your eighties head me f****** dying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@vzgsxr 2 месяца назад

Tom's the funniest Japanese postal worker ever. 😂

@noahartis1377 7 месяцев назад

8:32-8:37 is the best display of controlled rage I have ever seen

@kittenslayer516 6 месяцев назад

Tom Segura is the most dad-like comedian out there

@audreymorris2076 Месяц назад

He should take that as a compliment lol

@ianfrazier2338 10 месяцев назад

Please produce more 15 minutes videos of comedians they're great!

@KalleKongo-uf5ei 10 месяцев назад

And bring me a cheeseburger

@Hydra-V 8 месяцев назад

Cheeseburger takes too long. Just get Goldilocks a burrito or a shawarma...and make sure the temperature is just right.

@HeretiCflow 10 месяцев назад

Tom is one of the most hilarious Comedians on the planet

@user-ni4jk3px4w 10 месяцев назад

In us

@mattderringer7404 10 месяцев назад

Kick myself in the teeth when I think about how he came thru my small city on his world tour last year and I missed it.

@HeretiCflow 10 месяцев назад

@@Mxrelxfe SEGURA!

@dylangodfrey4304 10 месяцев назад

@@user-ni4jk3px4wyou you yyyyt😅:😅5:: vgyyyyy :😮-0:30 ;-🎉

@acx207 9 месяцев назад

Nah

@ZuzuPatriot 10 месяцев назад

Risking one's life for a quarter bag joke was spot on for back in the day. 😂😂😂

@anadverb5063 10 месяцев назад

With this last special Segura has joined the comedy elite. He’s now up there with Chappelle, Louie CK, Bill Burr… there’s basically a handful of ‘em working today who will go down as among the greatest of all time. Of course, Chappelle is in a league all his own.

@DeathBYDesign666 10 месяцев назад

Chappelle was better in the early 2000s, not sure he still has the same zest as back then honestly. He's trying to be all controversial on purpose now and back then he did it by accident, it's just not the same. That was lightning in a bottle and he never did quite recreate that.

@anadverb5063 10 месяцев назад

@@DeathBYDesign666 to each his own.

@Hydra-V 8 месяцев назад

Chappelle's comedic greatness is an objective reality. I say he's even funnier now...now that he's settled into his personality and with his finger on the societal pulse like nobody else.

@sharpe8888 6 месяцев назад

Chappelle doesn't really tell many jokes.. he prefers ranting his opinions

@JF-em6hr 6 месяцев назад

Why doesn't this guy have his own television show. I think many many people would enjoy seeing his crazy world.

@instapizzabmx4206 5 месяцев назад

Definitely listen to his podcast ymh.

@BowlerScott 10 месяцев назад

There's no way I'm the first person to notice this... but given that I've never heard Tom mention it in all of the bits he does about arguing, I'm gonna post here that 'Segura' is an anagram of 'argues.'

@Harlza23 10 месяцев назад

Whoa.

@VengeanceN7 8 месяцев назад

Can I tell other people this?

@BowlerScott 8 месяцев назад

@@VengeanceN7 drop $100 in my Venmo and I guess it’s ok

@brianyarborough3738 6 месяцев назад

Holy fuck, you're right. You are probably the 1st person to notice. Next time you are at a mirror, tell yourself how awesome you are and give yourself a pat on the back.

@BowlerScott 6 месяцев назад

@@brianyarborough3738 an anagram of Brian Yarborough is “r a rough brain boy,” which is a great distractor from that smooth brain 🧠

@OldManPaxusYT 10 месяцев назад

_`The sweetest kiss of all'_ BWHAHAHHAHAHAHA 😂🤣

@AD-df5tm 10 месяцев назад

I still struggle to wrap my head around the fact that weed is legal here (Canada) and I can just walk in and buy whatever I want.

@ryansenger408 10 месяцев назад

I think its might not be a coincidence that two of the best comedians on the planet: Tom and Nate Bargatze look like they both went to the same personal trainer and wardrobe stylist possibly assigned by Netflix? I haven't looked into it but if you flip between specials you will see their latest ones they look amazing - in a similar way.

@scottzvidzo5564 10 месяцев назад

That Brad Pitt story got me rolling on the floor 🤣😂 Tom only comes second after Louis CK in the whole world that is.

@youtube.commentator 10 месяцев назад

Ck is mediocre, but that's why there's chocolate and vagina, everyone has a different taste

@acx207 9 месяцев назад

Stolen joke

@marissavergara2771 6 месяцев назад

His moms a savage 😭😂😂 14:36

@cedarpoplar 8 месяцев назад

Man, having spare keys 🔑 is a priority. I've been relived time and time again because of it.

@jeremybr2020 10 месяцев назад

It's obvious that Tom really loves his mom. And that's because his mom is crazy. The stuff that comes out of her mouth is nuts. She has a bit of gambling problem and she gets plenty of money from Tom. Tom does mess with her about it. But in the end....he still gives her more money. lol

@matickomel8654 6 месяцев назад

when you're at tom's point, giving money to your gambling addict mom is investment. i mean, the dude's career is telling stories

@lesleyd2448 5 месяцев назад

Lol and edibles 😂

@nomad1517 10 месяцев назад

I remember seeing him 2 years ago online. Had no clue he was going to blow up this big. Hopefully he gets a spot up there with Eddie Murphy and Steve Martin.

@Lieutenxnt_Dxn 9 месяцев назад

I feel like he was already pretty big two years ago. I first saw him in 2017 and he was big at that time.

@zacharyhausman5436 10 месяцев назад

If he doesn’t get 1.6 million a set at LEAST…he should get a raise.

@DiabolicalHater 9 месяцев назад

1.6? Specifically? Why? Your autism is showing big time

@beth-annrock237 10 месяцев назад

I Love Tom Segura! ♥️ He’s a great comedian and absolutely hot in his newest Netflix special Sledgehammer ♥️

@alecbaldwin9671 10 месяцев назад

Love Tom and Bert and Christina and all the jeans. So thankful for them

@samclark2541 7 месяцев назад

9:12 weed is still illegal in Alabama I still have to get my shit from strangers

@hugszy4473 10 месяцев назад

I taught my niece I'll cave your head in. My sister was not impressed 😂

@wtfobiden 10 месяцев назад

Here's 16 mins of 15 mins worth of stand up

@user-by6sm2zf1h 8 месяцев назад

One of the better comedians.

@christiananderson6761 10 месяцев назад

A great comic and a proud patriot protecting our civilians

@garydavis7669 Месяц назад

I wanna be friends with Tom, I can see myself laughing all day long 🤣. -My life in a nutshell: 'i dont yell at him, im just yelling at my life' 😂

@johnviera3884 10 месяцев назад

He’s a great Netflix comedian

@realeyezrealizerealliez3095 9 месяцев назад

Shuut up

@kathycassity9896 2 месяца назад

Well...my mom got married at 79 to a 59 year-old. He idolized her. They were married for 11 years, until her death at 90.

@chazcad7319 27 дней назад

Cool story brah

@xxDR0xx 27 дней назад

What does this have to do with Tom Segura exactly?

@20thcenturyfoxyoutube 17 дней назад

Think you accidentally posted on the wrong page.

@crispensaruro6684 3 месяца назад

Just discovered this guy...brilliant delivery and great stories

@Blackbird0216 3 дня назад

Tom to be fair when he flushed yur keys,u technically lost yo s*** twice lol 😂

@nickelpeen 10 месяцев назад

Tom is the best!

@MervilleJr 6 месяцев назад

He's got a knack for jokes.

@patrick03333 8 месяцев назад

4:28 😂 my grandpa

@OldManPaxusYT 10 месяцев назад

BWHAHHAHAHHAHA - That bit about Brad Pitm i was really laughing!

@ilikebmx405 9 месяцев назад

It took me 15 minutes to realize my last video ended and I was watching Tom segura now

@dansevysantana9500 5 месяцев назад

Toms son does the same thing to him, that Tom does to his mom 🤣🤣

@bomega2818 10 месяцев назад

Funny, my name is Brian and I skipped half of third grade because I was good at dividing and doing the subtraction mentally 😆

@RyanP-nc6om Месяц назад

“I’m comin around the corner don’t look at me”

@chucksteak7685 7 месяцев назад

This dude is my internal dialogue while out in public lmao

@camdenwalker6106 10 месяцев назад

Thanks, Tom! You're the bestest.

@aaromhernandez9423 6 месяцев назад

As a peruvian. That sounds like any Peruvian mother. They can say the most random wierd sh”t with the calmest voice. Once mine was watching the windows for a long time, just standing like a statue. After a while I asked what’s she looking at. She says the the calmest monotone voice “there is a wolf eating a turkeys intestines” .

@batmansavage9121 10 месяцев назад

This man a beast

@DocAcher 3 месяца назад

This is so good 😂😂😂

@iambiggus 10 месяцев назад

Tom Segura is fickin hilarious

@camdenwalker6106 10 месяцев назад

Seriously you're looking good, Tom. Usually high stress or grim determination. Which you gots?

@BrutusMaximusAurelius 10 месяцев назад

He severely injured his leg during basketball and decided it was time to get healthier. The video of the accident is on RU-vid.

@camdenwalker6106 10 месяцев назад

@@BrutusMaximusAurelius Still want to kiss his pretty wife.

@Chamonix.frequently 7 месяцев назад

I attest that Tom Segura will be the best 90 yr old.

@XxXXxxXXxx78 4 месяца назад

Hey Tom, my grandmother turns 100 this year. I definitely want to live that long. 70 is not old anymore.

@Delfree77 10 месяцев назад

My dawg toooooo funnyyyyyyy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Kingjulien_ 8 дней назад

I like how makes his dad and his friend sound the same 💀

@camdenwalker6106 10 месяцев назад

Oh THAT's why she's with you. Got it.

@MJ-yx5tq 10 месяцев назад

lol that's funny bro!

@thetruth1862 10 месяцев назад

Tbuns on point

@MissSync 10 месяцев назад

In comedic love with the icon that is Señor Tomàs Segura! Viva la YMH! (La Casa de Tu Madre)

@clicheguevara5282 10 месяцев назад

I wanna talk about Hawaii, Tommy.

@the-original-ghost 10 месяцев назад

The oldest living WW2 veteran was 109 still drove a truck and took care of himself 100% and the best part was he had a 91 yr old girlfriend.Not everyone ages the same.Just make sure to have a little bit of fun everyday because it might be your last.

@MouseHuntExtendedDirectorsCut 10 месяцев назад

Cool

@DiabolicalHater 9 месяцев назад

Who asked?

@faridlabib4273 10 месяцев назад

whoever put 15min as the title f'd up the one job he had

@TexMeta 3 месяца назад

The story of his mom lol you can’t win with those people.

@thehigherflyerlilsebastian7795 9 месяцев назад

Tommy I always knew lol 😂😂😂😂😂

@user-fb5pd1hl6g Месяц назад

he can FINALLY WEAR SKINNYGIRL JEANS LOL

@OGSHADOWFISH 8 месяцев назад

I always had this one place that was a trap house and they all treated me like I was another adult (they didn't do it for everyone) I was like the funny kid was always around

@FizzleFX 3 месяца назад

13:25 the smartest theory about *god* i heard - not kidding - *on south park* ... Chefcook said "he wants to make us sad. he gives us things to take em away so we cry. if we didnt have them we couldnt be sad about losing em our tears is what makes him stronger" THS honestly makes too much sense. Heard it more then a decade ago but it stuck