tomsegura.com/ Netflix is a Joke Exclusive: Tom Segura got lured into a school meeting only to learn that he was never REALLY washing his hands. Bonus material from Tom Segura: Sledgehammer (now on Netflix)
He always has disaster dumps apparently so it gets on his cheeks. My mans needs to eat some mozzarella sticks or something, that shit will harden it _right_ up. I couldn't imagine having diarrhea every single time. What a nightmare.
Only washing your hands when you have SHIT on them is an old Carlin bit! Obviously not saying Tom ripped it off, its a totally different take, but just pointing out these great minds think alike. SHIT HANDS BABY!
I'm gonna say, I'm such a savage, that I'll give my whole hand (and wrist) and once over sniffing to determine if hands are getting washed after a shit. 9/10 times, the answer is no. But you know what else I don't do? Put my hand on public surfaces and then touch food or finger any orifices without washing them. It's almost like.... logical thought....
I am absolutely blown away that this did not make the cut for the special 😂😂 This is easily the funniest 5 minutes of material outside of his bit about his mom getting high at the end 🤣
His lack of facial expressions, with just an eyebrow raised and perfect delivery...ugh. Amazing. a terribly dark funny human, and he's right about kids, they start stories without ends or beginnings like they know it's going to mess with your day, and you put up with it because you love them
Just been reading his book. His dad would've been incredibly proud to discover that his son has adopted his faecal nomenclature. Evidenced in this clip by his use of the terms sloppy joes and cherry bombs.
Free? Buddy, this country was built on capitalism. This is a capitalistic company using their private powers to moderate what they publish. Like it or leave it, snowflake.
Tom said in a recent podcast (can't remember which one) that he decided to cut it to make the special slightly shorter. He felt it was kind of an outdated topic and felt good cutting it even though it was funny and had a good audience response.
@@stuwest3653 right? When he came to my city in Evansville Ind. there were SO MANY drunk fxcks getting up and walking out to the concessions for more booze and to go potty. I mean so many that even me and my mother felt disrespected.. since I was the very first seat of the row I got soo lucky to only have to deal with moving my legs/standing up to let them out for everyone 😑😐
@@bocagoodtimes1460 EVERYBODY had to pee??? Watch the special again (because it’s solid) but look in the background. It’s constant. Never been to a show where so many people walked around!
It was deleted because it is an attack on the government's failed Covid policies. You must respect your overlords, no matter how incompetent and evil they may be.
I like the throwback to Carlin's bit on the fear of germs in You Are All Diseased. "Sometimes I do, sometimes don't. You know when I wash my hands? When I shit on them! That's the only time! And you know how often that happens? Tops, TOPS, two-three times a week, tops! Maybe a little more frequently over the holidays..."
Dude . Please release your next special on YMH , we don’t need you being censored . This was the funniest joke of the whole special to me . Tommy buns did it again
@@Buttcakes15You're talking out your ass 😂 This is a very mild joke compared to what was in the special. It was probably taken out because of the dude laughing so loud over everyone, even though you could hear him throughout the entire special.
I think because he mentioned Covid, maybe? I also heard it might be because the bit sounds like a George Carling bit about not washing your hands after taking a shit. Which makes more sence than my covid explanation
Tom is too funny and has gotten so good over the years. I will say, I always washed my hands, especially before and after using the bathroom. I got too much self-respect, as Tyler, The Creator says lol
