[1588] My 36 Inch King Dick Wrecks Locks! 

The fact that this video got suppressed for me on RU-vid and didn't show up in my feed until a week after April Fools makes this even better

I'm not sure how you can speak so calmly when finding someone else's seaman in your wife's beaver, honestly.

Deaf people: woah, that's a powerful wrench! Blind people:

True story: I went over to my mother's house on the weekend when she asked me to replace a tap (faucet) washer. I needed a spanner (wrench) to undo the tap, so found an adjustable in my (late) father's toolbox. As I was undoing the tap, I noticed the brand on the tool. Yes, I had my late father's King Dick in my hand, and it immediately reminded me of you...

I'll be honest, this is the only good April Fools tradition.

As someone who owns one of the smaller King Dicks. I feel like LPL is really not realizing that it's not always the size of the tool you're using, but rather the technique you use. You can bludgeon someone's backdoor lock with a 36" tool, but it will cause irreparable damage. You cannot simply make up for bad form with a larger unit.

Genuinely impressed by the innuendo density. And the brand-names. Clearly, eBay was scoured far and wide for suggestively named tools!

My 22 year old step daughter came home from work as the video started. She went to her room to change, and 2 minutes later, I get a text from her mom. "Wtf are you watching in the living room." I had to boot up RU-vid on my phone, go to my history, and share the link to prove I was watching a video about wrenches.

Oh god. It’s here.

Homewrecker might be an understatement. But lugging 36" around would get tiring after awhile.

"I'm a little surprised to find in some sea men inside" ok that really caught me off guard

I've heard a lot of good things about my bent Johnson. It fits really well into hard-to-reach places, and makes sensitive jobs easy.

The whole video I'm thinking: "I'm an adult, I'm an adult, I'm an adult!" And then proceeded to chuckle and laugh like an immature child. 😂😂

"I don't think this seamen is mine" I just lost it at that part🤣

The other day i got locked out back at work, theres a 10ft tall white gate held closed with a chain and master lock, and another master lock for the walk in freezer. Thanks to lpl i knew it was as easy as grabbing the master lock off the walk in door and slapping it together with the other one. Worked like a charm. Thanks mcnally i might have frozen without you 😂😂😂

The calmest, classiest, and most informative april 1st video. 👏 👏 I can't believe the algo hid this from me.

I'm not sure what's more impressive. The script, or the fact that LPL managed enough serious takes to get the whole video out.

I don't know how, over the course of just one year, I keep forgetting that this guy has the best April fools videos

This kind of high quality content is why I'm still here after many years. Thanks

This video was exactly what I needed to find today. LockPickingLawyer, you have done it again. Thanks! One of the best channels on RU-vid.

That catch mounted on the wall has to be the strongest thing Master Lock has ever made! It took pounding after pounding and still stayed there for the locks' friends to come along and pound it some more!

I am ashamed of myself for missing this tradition on the day of its release. Another classic

That Wang Computers wrench is so cute. I wish I had one, honestly

Lmmfao!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣 This is how adults spoke around children back in the day!!! LoL! That "King Dick" popped a lot of locks!😂 I just stumbled on this video and it made my day 😊

'If you swing it around too much, you could even wreck a home with it'. Yay!! Brilliant scripting there Sir.

I am happy that you gave the 4 inch King Dic another shot. It's admittedly situational, but effective approach that often goes unappreciated .

I wait for these every year and it's always worth it.

And I just keep liking this guy more and more. Let's hope RU-vid doesn't screw things up to the point where we lose these gems.

"Huh. I don't think this seaman's mine." Bruh really burned himself for the joke. Respect.

The 4" is ideal for working on back door access. The 36" may be ok for Mrs Lawyer's Beaver but if you go swinging that thing around her back door and it'll never close properly again. Take heed.

My grandfather taught me years ago that a large pipe wrench will open a locked door knob, too. You'll have to replace the knob, but if you're locked out in an emergency, the wrench will do it! I doubted it when he told me, but I've used the trick multiple times in my life. Thanks Grandpa!

Time stamp 1:17 Dude, “I was offered this 14in. Johnson…. Now it might be long enough, but you’ll notice this bend at the head of the tool. It’s my understanding that that quite a few Johnson’s have a bend in them just like this one and I’m told it can be awkward or even uncomfortable just like this one. Because of that I tend to avoid bent Johnson’s”…… 😳…. Genius 😆😆😆

How you can record these without laughing is beyond me. I was over here wheezing, you just keep topping last years video every single time. Bravo.

The subtle touch of the diary's empty pages with "nothing to write home about" was so smooth that I scheduled my kitty for a groom and a trim.

Never would i have thought that this man is a s tier comedian. Hilarious

:-o That cleverly crude humor caught me completely off guard like a slap in the face. Got a mushroom head on my cheek to prove it.

I saw the Lego guys laying there and thought "Oh no... he's not... he wouldn't...." Oh he did. It was a real 36-inch maneuver. Well played LPL.

the winking face being used for the lego seamen is the cherry on top, truly the little things go unappreciated

This is so unexpected from LPL 😂😂 I legit came in here expecting the usual picking video! Brilliant, sir! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Your april fools day video's are one of the absolute highlights to my year. Thanks again for an amazingly innuendo'd video.

I have a 48" Rigid and it never fails to bust a nut. In fact, just resting it on a pipe causes it to loosen up. The downside is that I have to walk around with it slung over my shoulder because it's so heavy.

LPL does it again. He consistently puts out the best April 1st videos on this platform. Well done, sir.

Unexpected, however one of the best videos I've seen in a while. Very tactful.

Your April 1st videos are always the best hahaha😂

"If you play with it, it does get a bit longer." - LPL, 4/1/2024

My uncle used to be a toolmaker at the factory where King DIck was made (Yeovil, UK) and he knew all the jokes off by heart, necessary when you went to the pub, to avoid fun being made at your expense.

I give you 10 out of 10 for creativity. Bravo.

I love your work and this one is so comical. One of my favorites. 😂

On a serious note, it really puts into light why pick resistance isn't everything. You can be ultra super pick resistant lock, and it's pointless if it fails against the pipe-wrench or brick-through-the-window attacks.

I love these videos every year! Top draw humour thank you!

LOL! Thanks for the laughs! I still can't believe you can do all this without cracking up! 😂😂 May the april fool's tradition continue forever!

I just want to applaud the quality craftmanship of that door hasp. It took a mighty pounding from your 36" KingDick before it showed any signs of wear.

Every April 1st this is my first stop, one of the all-time best channels to ever touch YT.

This was hilarious, I cracked up throughout the whole thing. Came to my feed late so I wasn’t initially expecting an April fools video! 😂

This is pure fn gold!!! How have i missed this?

After a brief refractory period, I will slam that Beaver one more time to show that it wasn't a fluke.

Every year, I watch no content from any social media produced on April's 1st, except LPL's April's fool video! They crack me up each time.

Your April Fool's Day videos are always hilarious XD Also I was shocked that you destroyed your wife's beaver!

What a consummate professional. Getting through that without a single giggle or snicker. We need a 'behind the scenes' where you crack!

Just to dispell any misconceptions, most tool websites and a lot of plumbers will say that the minimum tools size to do "normal" work is around 8 to 10 inches, but in reality the vast majority of men only have a 5 or so inch tool, even lower than the commonly stated 6 in. average wrench size... Don't trust unrealistic standards set by the plumbing industry: you are tapping locks, not laying miles of crude oil pipe every day! 👏👏👏 Another great, instructional video on this sacred day! Thank you.

Oh man these keep getting better

Masterful work Mr Lawyer

I am impressed just how quickly his KD could be used again. At my age, I can only open locks twice a day. 😂

Someone nominate LPL for a goddamn oscar for delivering this entire video without a single hitch in his voice.

the end makes this so much more wholesome... 🤣

this was the funniest video I've seen in a LONG, LONG time

I've grown to despise April 1st due to all the low-effort and no-effort "pranks". However, every year I look forward your videos, and you absolutely knocked it out of the park this year!

I don’t care about April’s Fools anymore, but LPL’s videos are something that I wait for each year.

The tool is impressive but I find Mrs Lockpickinglawyer’s beaver to be even more impressive. He smashed it hard and it took the pounding like a champ.

Best verbiage in any video I’ve ever seen. Great setup

I don't know what is better - your sense of humor, or the fact that these tools all exist

We brits have been giggling over this particular brand name for decades. At the risk of being serious, with my vintage tool collecting hat on, I can tell you that in old (1920-1950) UK tool catalogues, which often listed 4-8 brands of spanners, King Dick were always the most expensive. Always been top quality tools.

Never comment but this guy is a f****** genius in humor and certainly with locks

Pushing youtube guidelines to the fullest love it ✊

You'll find that the curvature of the Johnson model is actually a distinct advantage in some situations where you're working in similarly curved environments!

A lot of people are probably assuming you were left unsupervised in the hardware section, but I like to think that you were accompanied by at least 3 experts in King Dick selection.

I'm laughing so hard right now. This is so brilliant. Proves size matters and some people have bigger tools than others.

he never disapoints on 1 April or Valentines days... Just a Masterpice!

I have some serious respect and appreciation for this man's sense of humor. Excellent delivery. Bravo, Sir. 👌

Closed captions gave up when he started talking about his wife's beaver 😂😂😂

I despise how much solid attraction you've created, you done earned a stiffly long-term subscriber!

I came back to this channel after a few months hiatus and just happened to click on this video thinking it was going to be highly informative.. I was not disappointed.

Just remember, if your King Dick hasn't seen some use in a while, it's recommended to oil it up and polish it. Just be sure to have some tissues nearby to keep things clean.

"Seamen inside" ... that's where i lost it completely!!! =) Thanks LPL! Happy April 1st everyone!

Oh man you had way too much fun making this one

This is such a cute video. Great job LPL.

Jesus, the double entendres and euphemisms is simply off the charts. It’s like something out of The Naked Gun or Austin Powers. Lock Picking Lawyer’s delivery is simply brilliant! If this video doesn’t reach at least two million views within a week at the very least then something is seriously wrong with society!

April fools LPL special? Finally!

I look forward to April Fools Day every year! Thank you for the laughs!

The fact that he did this without breaking character or anything... Kudos man... holy heck.

The lock picking lawyers April 1st videos are the best. I was completely taken by his opening of the back door for his ex-girlfriend a few years back. Very funny stuff!

Massive fan in the UK, love your April 1st videos. If there is anything from the UK that you can feature let me know 👍

The best video of the year...every year

Everyone thinks lock picking is his passion, but LPL's true talent is that he can get through these videos without cracking up. Edit: RIP Mrs. LPL's Beaver

"hm, I don't think this seaman's mine." HOW DOES HE NOT BURST OUT LAUGHING

We call pipewrenches “Murderers” because well, they murder whatever gets into their jaws, which makes them perfect for rounding off bolt heads or removing thread from a pipe end. The diminuitive version as provided by Tony, would be a “Baby Murderer”. This is an extremely effective tool, so it rarely needs to get deployed, mostly to tighten up an insertion box that may be leaking due to seasonal temperature changes, and with judicious timing prevents multiplication of the subject without having to use any additional protection while working the box. If through some oversight you accidentally apply the tool at the wrong time and cause multiplication inside the box, you have the additional option to apply the back end of the tool to the resulting noisy obstruction once it emerges. So it is a fitting moniker.

Savage, just absolutely savage. Well played sir.

A 6 minute video and LPL teaching us about what the best tool for the job is. The gods have blessed us

This just killed me! Best I've seen in years!! Keep up the good fight.

They sell hydraulic spreaders on Amazon like the bolt cutter video you made accept they spread metal open. I’d be fascinated to see how they work on u locks and locks. I think this would make a very good video since there none out there of anyone using them but thieves already are.