it's like the guy that thinks he says something funny but people didn't hear it so he has to repeat it 3-4 times because you know it's so funny in his head
Its fantastic, another one is where he goes to restaurant in LA on thanksgiving, "the lodge"..at the end of that story where the rain is coming down on the window of the uber and hes looking out at the canyon in the darkness rain drops hitting the window, just the sound of the car and his friend snoring next to him.. at the end of the continent the furthest place from home and family and Love, thanksgiving night just watching the rain come down.. Real dark shit man it hits me in some of the deepest places. I go listen to that story from time to time I think I will again right now
That moment when you realize you've almost abandoned watching tv only to listen by radio listening and hearing a guy talk on a phone is more entertaining than a tv set with channels. Tim. I've eaten the Tim Dillon pill. I'm all in.
You could do stuff while listening to podcasts. TV , although on the dumb end of the entertainment spectrum , does require a little bit of concentration.
“My mother didn’t have a ridge wallet and now she’s a schizophrenic” 😂 Tim’s unique ability to deal with his life circumstances and turn it into humor that makes even his ads entertaining is an example of true talent
37:50 We don’t need animations for these insane stories. His descriptive, poetic use of language paints such a clear picture. Tim needs awards. I’m not sure which ones, but definitely a variety of trophies should be housed by him, though. I go “It’s not right!”, waving a cigarette in the air.
This was a tough listen while also being a brilliant work of comedy and art. Hearing Tim’s history of shit jobs, unemployment, being broke, loser friends and going back to college in his late 20’s while constantly laced with humor. His current success is wonderful, inspiring and completely earned.
I'm listening to this in the year 3009 really wish I lived in the era of the great Tim Dillon, he was one of our greatest presidents this country has ever had.
This episode is four months old and still more relevant than Rogan and his crew of jagoffs. A million times more relevant than anything on T.V. I feel as if I've arrived in 2020 when I put this on. Thanks, Tim! Selling Low-cost high-quality jewelry for Tim Dillon changed my life!!
“But this is the evener for that, this will make up for it, this Russian, she’s gonna get me. Unless tomorrow she somehow shows back up with the phone…in which case I don’t know what to do” 🤣🤣🤣 pure gold
Tim I don't know what shows you've pitched but the series that needs to be made is you going back and hanging out with these characters from your past for the day. The guy from the mortgage company, this semi lesbian. You interacting with these people in 2019 would be incredible.
If RU-vid doesn't throttle him. He should check to make sure hes not on the RU-vid banned nexus list mentioned on the last real ass podcast by that unfunny girl who got the info from lawyers.
When I drove for Lyft a really nice beautiful woman left her iPhone in my car. 15 minutes after I dropped her off she called the phone and told me she’d give me 100 bucks if I brought it back. That’s what u should have done to get your phone back.
I love the rant on politics towards the end 😂 that was me in my 22 to 25 years; smoking weed everyday and listening to politics as if it meant anything. I still keep up a little but it makes me sick now instead of being enjoyable. Then I get to hear boomers who just got into politics in the last 4 years give their take on everything and they sound like a mainstream media anchor (just depends which channel they’re watching).
I like to think, that on every Tim Dillon podcast, there is some Ad Sales Rep, that has to listen to these Ad's, to make sure its all ok. And the Sales Rep always ends up laughing their balls off. Love you Tim Dillon, you have the best Ad's in the business. The Ad's are the most entertaining part of the podcast. Maybe you should be a late night commercial guy and sell useless stuff? Just kidding, do what you want. xx
Fuck being cashless they get all your money digital then they can just completely monitor every single transaction you do and be all up in your business
“My mother didn’t have a ridge wallet, and now she’s skitzafrenic, I don’t know I might be on to something” That made me laugh out loud, (I know I spelled it wrong)
I have a bright red Chevy Cruze and i feel personally attacked. I bought it used and just assumed it had cruse controll cause the damn car was called the Chevy "CRUZE". But yeah theyre overly flashy pieces of shit