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2 Guys, 3 Phoenix Games 

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The most miserable night my PS2 has ever had...
My friend Cole and I recently got drunk to three of the finest releases from the thieving cunts known as Phoenix Games. We watched:
- Dinosaur Adventure ('The Land Before Time' rip-off)
- Dalmatians 3 ('101 Dalmatians' rip-off)
- Son of the Lion King ('The Lion King' rip-off)
Although it started out fun, it quickly became possibly one of the worst nights of our lives, and now here it is, for your viewing pleasure. Happy Christmas.

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@bubblecoffee7210
@bubblecoffee7210 9 лет назад
*sees dinosaurs* ...So that's where that meme came from. The more you know.
@Jason0binladen
@Jason0binladen 4 года назад
Yee
@thientuongnguyen2564
@thientuongnguyen2564 6 месяцев назад
@@Jason0binladen Yee.
@Cyber_Girl_Hibiki_Chan
@Cyber_Girl_Hibiki_Chan 4 дня назад
Yee
@lucasgalaxy123
@lucasgalaxy123 8 лет назад
the dinosaur game is were the yee meme came from lol.
@rushnerd
@rushnerd 9 лет назад
Yee
@normietwiceremoved
@normietwiceremoved 9 лет назад
Omg rushnerd! Your one of the people who watches tennings! All my respect to you bro.
@rushnerd
@rushnerd 9 лет назад
Hatted Sandwich We both subject ourselves to the worst games ever for the greater good, of course I watch the Bubsy master.
@father042
@father042 9 лет назад
Hi New video when
@gguioa
@gguioa 5 лет назад
I needed this
@ivanbosnjak7682
@ivanbosnjak7682 5 лет назад
Hey an another Ivan here :|
@dragonheart81vids
@dragonheart81vids 9 лет назад
why do Dingo Pictures feel the necessity to integrate a flirty bird narrator into every rip-off they conceive?
@Xehanort10
@Xehanort10 5 лет назад
They're probably into bestiality.
@Keyfur91
@Keyfur91 8 лет назад
8:26 "We need a plan." Bloody hell, you need more than a plan. You need a freaking miracle.
@fredherbert7920
@fredherbert7920 8 лет назад
"We need a plan." *bursts into laughter*
@Keyfur91
@Keyfur91 8 лет назад
Fred Herbert "We need a plan." I need an aspirin.
@Tennings
@Tennings 9 лет назад
Happy Christmas everyone! Remember not to be an asshole this holiday season and support lowly RU-vidrs who have a following so small that they have to shill their social media accounts in the comments section of their videos. Oh... What are MY social media accounts you ask?? Why here they are! facebook.com/tennings twitter.com/tennings Thanks for the support. I'll be back soon!
@riverwhite8418
@riverwhite8418 9 лет назад
why did'nt you do animal soccer world?
@riverwhite8418
@riverwhite8418 9 лет назад
what game consoles do you have?
@_MythicalWolf
@_MythicalWolf 8 лет назад
I remember when Cadicarus did Dalmatians 3. The fact they pass these things off as a game is beyond me lol
@ScaryCatfish
@ScaryCatfish 9 лет назад
Bless your souls for enduring one of the worst forms of torture to ever exist.
@RedFlameFox
@RedFlameFox 9 лет назад
Actually, those movies were made by Dingo Pictures, Phoenix Games just bought the license to turn them into "PS2 Movies" (which is totally pointless actually, considering the fact that PS2 can already play DVDs).
@Tea_Noire
@Tea_Noire 8 лет назад
Oh my God, you two are adorable when you're drunk.
@CarozQH
@CarozQH 8 лет назад
Drinking game: Watch a Phoenix "movie" and count how many times they recycle animations!
@thybatonma8378
@thybatonma8378 8 лет назад
+CarozQH RIP to anyone who has done that...
@khfan4life365
@khfan4life365 8 лет назад
+CarozQH No, thanks, I need to keep my liver healthy. LMAO!
@ehsign5567
@ehsign5567 7 лет назад
CarozQH Even if you try it with water, you're gonna end up dead after drinking that much water...
@lucienthefirst8649
@lucienthefirst8649 5 лет назад
do you want me to loose my liver?
@MundMoriginal
@MundMoriginal 3 года назад
Great avatar!
@kylekylesonofthekyleclan6210
@kylekylesonofthekyleclan6210 9 лет назад
The only thing thing that could _possibly_ make these movies better... Beer. Lots of it.
@Morzall0055
@Morzall0055 9 лет назад
It looked like drinking beer helped alot with getting through this ordeal
@deer5319
@deer5319 8 лет назад
but didn't help their livers
@RatWorldMedia
@RatWorldMedia 7 лет назад
Morzall0055 theyre irish they dont need to worry about their livers
@cousinfethry8928
@cousinfethry8928 3 года назад
Some things are just made for the other.
@TimGaukerToons
@TimGaukerToons 8 лет назад
I keep wondering what the "Phoenix Jester" is, he looks like a cross between a Spyro and a Rayman character reject.
@Climinator-op6kh
@Climinator-op6kh Год назад
Tennings & Cole I feel for you two man! I've sat through some of these 'films' just out of curiosity and all I can say is how could some people be evil enough to allow these horrors to happen? 😔
@victorhernandez8723
@victorhernandez8723 9 лет назад
The animated Titanic movies are easier to stomach than these eyesores posing as animation.
@deer5319
@deer5319 8 лет назад
true
@thepyromaniac8132
@thepyromaniac8132 8 лет назад
+Deer *Pulls out musket* Shh shh, don't startle it, I have my sights on it. *Fires*
@Potatosaremyfriends1
@Potatosaremyfriends1 9 лет назад
Hence, yee was born.
@jaide1312
@jaide1312 8 лет назад
1:54 Is that the dinosaur from "yee"? Did yee origin from this? Or did they just steal it?
@jaide1312
@jaide1312 8 лет назад
+Troll4ever31 ._. Holy shit this actually is where "yee" came from. Wat. That makes these movies automatically 28293992938x better, which still means they are shit.
@blackyoshi1230
@blackyoshi1230 8 лет назад
+Gamerman Oscar I actually watched the whole thing (the English version, Phelous also took a jab at it), the Yee meme came from the Italian version.
@TheIronDragonBrigade
@TheIronDragonBrigade 9 лет назад
You should make an uncut, side-by-side version of this so we can all equally feel your pain. I'd watch it.
@PogieJoe
@PogieJoe 9 лет назад
Your misery was not in vain. I enjoyed every second.
@kbbbb7
@kbbbb7 8 лет назад
So there seems to be some pattern here; 1. they buy bottom-of-the-barrel Polish rip-off-of-Disney animations 2. they pay a single voice over artist to voice the entire thing in English 3. they incorporate some mediocre puzzle games created with the skill level of a first-year University Game Design Student 4. they slap it onto a disk, and make a cover that's blatantly misleading about its contents 5. they don't get sued probably because the internet didn't cover these atrocities well enough back in the day, so Disney didn't find them. 6. a better question though is why SCEE was willing to allow this blatant copyright breaching garbage through and why Disney doesn't just sue them instead. 7. SCEE is garbage too.
@SkigBiggler
@SkigBiggler 6 лет назад
kbbbb7 they aren’t officially licensed. The covers are fakes
@Falaxuper
@Falaxuper 2 года назад
Polish? All the animations had German words in them...
@Channeleven2345789
@Channeleven2345789 Год назад
I have a theory. Disney didn't pursue legal action because these games are not competing with Disney, and there is the matter of whether or not the movies go by the initial fairy tales or whatever.
@mechadan9324
@mechadan9324 9 лет назад
This is one of the greatest Christmas gifts you could ever give the internet! Thank you, Tennings! Merry Christmas!
@krafteass
@krafteass 9 лет назад
A new Tennings video, it's a Christmas miracle.
@JoshuaBloke
@JoshuaBloke 9 лет назад
I had to pause the video after "doen't she?" Haha! 4:50
@victorhernandez8723
@victorhernandez8723 8 лет назад
Didn't the developers bother to spell check the back of the boxes?
@robertwoods3871
@robertwoods3871 6 лет назад
Victor Hernandez Nope!
@OLDCHANNELDONOTUSE
@OLDCHANNELDONOTUSE 9 лет назад
Next one lads: Animal Soccer World. Do it.
@alvinchimp1392
@alvinchimp1392 9 лет назад
No we need the toy story one XD
@victorhernandez8723
@victorhernandez8723 8 лет назад
No! Don't do it!
@gracekim25
@gracekim25 2 года назад
A legendary pair watches three movies back to back for our enjoyment. I hope you’re still sane😅 Saw in 2020….
@Shagger
@Shagger 9 лет назад
Another great video. I understand you suffer for your art, and this proved it. We love you Tennings
@RolePlayingGarchomp445
@RolePlayingGarchomp445 9 лет назад
1 Person Worked At Phoenix Games.
@retron99
@retron99 9 лет назад
Oh my God! Tennings actually uploaded a video?! It's a Christmas miracle!
@cockshield
@cockshield 9 лет назад
YES!! My presents are going to be wank tomorrow, so a new Tennings vid is probably gonna be my best Christmas present of the year!
@lonegalaxy9158
@lonegalaxy9158 5 лет назад
Oh my gooooood that's where the "Yee" meme came from? So that's oficially the only good thing Phoenix has done.
@andrewcampbell1937
@andrewcampbell1937 7 лет назад
Lick and stick made me laugh
@superlombax1561
@superlombax1561 6 лет назад
andrewcampbell1937 Lick "You forgot stick."
@rabidrabbitshuggers
@rabidrabbitshuggers 9 лет назад
Holy shit you must have a stomach of iron. After 20 minutes of Animal Soccer World, I had to stop because I thought I was literally going to throw up. Everything about it is nauseating.
@blackyoshi1230
@blackyoshi1230 9 лет назад
The announcer of Animal Soccer World was so shitty, it made ESPN's Chris Berman sound like John Madden.
@TheRoflcer
@TheRoflcer 9 лет назад
rabid rabbitshuggers To be fair, I think Animal Soccer World is considered the worst of Dingo Pictures films.
@gl1tchygreml1n
@gl1tchygreml1n 9 лет назад
rabid rabbitshuggers I can't hear a word they're saying in Animal Soccer World. The voice actor (as far as I can tell, they're only using one voice actor) is just mumbling under his breath the entire time, and the background music is louder than what he's saying. If you're going to animate something, AT LEAST make the dialogue sound like it isn't recorded in an elevator on a flip phone with your hand over your mouth! Who am I kidding, if I talked about everything wrong with the movies in those games, I'd be talking for several times longer than the cruddy excuse for an animation lasts!
@phantomvulpe791
@phantomvulpe791 9 лет назад
Kawaii☆Italia thankfully we won't be seeing any of their games in the future since they cancelled their games for current gen.
@gl1tchygreml1n
@gl1tchygreml1n 9 лет назад
Dante Vera Phew! That's a HUGE relief!
@allenpatton2919
@allenpatton2919 6 лет назад
*GOD THE ANIMATION IS JUST SO AMAZING. I CAN BARELY HANDLE IT.* We mere mortals are not meant to witness such great stunning animation skills like this.
@jamesd4223
@jamesd4223 Год назад
The “paint me like one of your French girls” bird has to be my favorite Dingo pictures/Phoenix game’s character. Every time it pops up in yet another suggestive pose in their cartoons it kills me.
@ILoveWomen
@ILoveWomen 8 лет назад
Oh god, I had some of these shitty movies on DVD as a kid. never really enjoyed them (for obvious reasons)
@invaderzim1842
@invaderzim1842 8 лет назад
They are games
@ILoveWomen
@ILoveWomen 8 лет назад
Turki Alamri lol what? They are movies with mini games...
@invaderzim1842
@invaderzim1842 8 лет назад
+SUPERTRIP™ but there are DVDs without mini games
@ILoveWomen
@ILoveWomen 8 лет назад
Turki Alamri what are you on about? The PS2 Pheonix Games Disks are Movies with Minigames. The DVDs are just the movies...
@invaderzim1842
@invaderzim1842 8 лет назад
+SUPERTRIP™ that's what a mean do you play the game or watch the DVDs
@thespudbud2351
@thespudbud2351 9 лет назад
I laughed when you guys got to Dalmations 3 because I watched Caddy review it. XD I'm subscribing!
@nostalgia_junkie
@nostalgia_junkie 9 лет назад
Yee.
@Xehanort10
@Xehanort10 4 года назад
Phoenix Games were like the Asylum of game developers. Passing ripoffs of already existing films off as their own work.
@victorhernandez8723
@victorhernandez8723 9 лет назад
When were these movie cut-scenes made? The 1960's? Because they don't look like they were made this century. And I thought Clutch Cargo had bad animation.
@Iuriify
@Iuriify 9 лет назад
Believe it or not, this was made around 2003 or 2005, if I am not mistaken.
@manfromnantucket9544
@manfromnantucket9544 7 лет назад
Victor Hernandez Clutch Cargo had animation? Nice DP btw
@sherifelsharkawyful
@sherifelsharkawyful 9 лет назад
Huzzah! Thee have returned, thy channel shalt prevail once more.
@TheGaluMoD
@TheGaluMoD 7 лет назад
I lost it at "You can't go into that cave. It goes straight down!"
@natalienussbaum2773
@natalienussbaum2773 3 года назад
For me it was the epic "fights" between ripoff Adult Simba and Black Panther that made me start laughing uncontrollably
@HarpsiFizz
@HarpsiFizz 8 лет назад
Bless you for doing this for our entertainment... you brave, brave men...
@averydrake2572
@averydrake2572 10 месяцев назад
Here come the two bad fathers! And Cole calling that alligator a bird killed me 😂
@namebp
@namebp 7 лет назад
I know you guys weren't just drunk on beer.... I know I'm right.
@antenna_prolly
@antenna_prolly 4 года назад
"He wants to find the treasure of Black Panther" Vibranium?
@lesincompetents9461
@lesincompetents9461 8 лет назад
199 f words of all Tennings videos up to this one (I think). Oh, so close!
@GreebleClown
@GreebleClown 9 лет назад
I happen to LOVE these videos by Dingo Productions. Man, you missed watching the ones with the sociopathic raccoon!
@GreebleClown
@GreebleClown 9 лет назад
ah, sorry
@BazTheStoryteller
@BazTheStoryteller 7 лет назад
"Are you dead?" Cool Runnings much?
@DCNRS90YT
@DCNRS90YT 9 лет назад
Happy Christmas Tennings! :)
@Xehanort10
@Xehanort10 4 года назад
15:06 The best line in this.
@danielkittendorf8919
@danielkittendorf8919 5 лет назад
Best part is Cole just standing up and leaving cause he is so 'done' 🤣
@arte0021
@arte0021 4 года назад
They are actually by Dingo Pictures. Phoenix Games just put them on the Playstation
@hotman718
@hotman718 8 лет назад
Count yourself lucky that you did not see Animal Soccer World. It's the worst one of all of them.
@CandiedStars
@CandiedStars 8 лет назад
+hotman718 You've not seen the Aristocats ripoff... that one's a strong competitor for the worst!
@CarozQH
@CarozQH 8 лет назад
+hotman718 I own their Aladdin ripoff, and that one is even worse!
@ILoveWomen
@ILoveWomen 8 лет назад
+hotman718 check his new video
@mikeinthehouse123
@mikeinthehouse123 8 лет назад
+hotman718 You tried to warn him.... You failed
@danielcorrales9649
@danielcorrales9649 8 лет назад
+hotman718 they already did it and it was hilarious
@LuminalSpoon
@LuminalSpoon 4 года назад
Happy 5th birthday to this video
@JaggedBird
@JaggedBird 5 лет назад
“Watch back to back, three movies made by Phoenix Games.” YE ABSOLUTE MAD MEN!!!
@matthewbraith0411
@matthewbraith0411 3 года назад
Ah Phoenix Games... my old enemies.
@woolfieMcP
@woolfieMcP 2 года назад
Metal Gear Tetris sounds like a very Kojima-esque game honestly
@chriswelcome8102
@chriswelcome8102 3 года назад
I know you're alive. Please do something for Christmas. It lines up with your inactivity and will mean everything to me :-)
@Heckandback
@Heckandback 8 лет назад
I am dissapointed you guys didn't show your reaction to the dinosaur that yelled YEE!!!
@Laxhoop
@Laxhoop 8 лет назад
I like how he pronounces it "pee-dophile." I honestly do. It makes it sound even worse, which people who earn the title deserve. Well, actually, pieces of sh*t would probably be better fitting.
@Hopium500
@Hopium500 8 лет назад
the fact you only have 9000 something subscribers is blasphemy , you should be in the millions.
@Hippic
@Hippic 6 лет назад
Love your Aerture Laboratories t-shirt!! :D
@jacobspellman65
@jacobspellman65 9 лет назад
I've seen better animation and voice acting on Flipnote Studio, and those animations are made by ordinary people and only use two colors at a time.
@fuegosonic93
@fuegosonic93 9 лет назад
I still use it...I love it....I feel a more professional animator than this pieces of shit.
@jacobspellman65
@jacobspellman65 9 лет назад
fuegosonic93 My sister uses it too and she's freaking amazing at it, I miss hatena ;_;
@Deadsea_1993
@Deadsea_1993 6 лет назад
Hilarious, if I'd have to rewatch any of them, I'd choose the dinosaur one because it was the funniest one.
@tiffaelesis2829
@tiffaelesis2829 Год назад
In commemoration of the video I watched it all, in the "paint me as one of your french girls" pose
@carrottop9304
@carrottop9304 9 лет назад
Great vid! seeya in a year..
@bigbangbot-SuperSqank
@bigbangbot-SuperSqank 9 лет назад
I remember "playing" Dinosaur Adventure a long time ago.
@unitedtillidie1799
@unitedtillidie1799 7 лет назад
My hat goes off to you n Cole. These atrocities should have brain damage warnings on the boxes. Since watching this video i had to 1st replace my under cracks as I pissed myself laughing so much and 2nd try n find these on Ebay and invite the lads round for a serious piss up. Wen we are all pie eyed. Al boot up my ps2 and put 1 of these on, just for the reaction. Al have the cyanide on standby ha ha. You deserve more subs mate your vids are funny as fuck
@Spoonfoon
@Spoonfoon 6 лет назад
I was literally wearing the same zelda hoody when I watched this. Does this mean I can be in the next one? I can supply my own hoody!
@KotyoK1
@KotyoK1 4 года назад
This should've been a Try Not To Laugh for sure haha
@Radman1889
@Radman1889 6 лет назад
The origins of YEE. I am at peace now...
@Hazard1007
@Hazard1007 7 лет назад
Dammit, they missed out on the best line. "The diamonds MAH GOD!"
@thenumberquelve158
@thenumberquelve158 7 лет назад
The contents of a liver sausage will always be a mystery.
@zydian_
@zydian_ 8 лет назад
the vegina nose was where i lost it, it only got better from there
@bayonetwork77
@bayonetwork77 7 лет назад
Is cole the guy in Jim sterlings podquisition? His voice sounds familiar
@phatpandy8389
@phatpandy8389 7 лет назад
Come back the world needs you now more than ever
@Hazmatchris13
@Hazmatchris13 8 лет назад
So what's the next item on the menu? ....Cyanide........
@twoshort509
@twoshort509 5 лет назад
I use to see those games at Ross and tj max as a kid ... I’m glad I never bought one 💀🤦🏻‍♂️
@tomjackson1370
@tomjackson1370 9 лет назад
***** where did you get those games? I like to donate those to the Angry Videogame Nerd!
@Xehanort10
@Xehanort10 5 лет назад
2:15 That bird's in every Phoenix game.
@antenna_prolly
@antenna_prolly 4 года назад
Is he the Phoenix
@kingdolani
@kingdolani 9 лет назад
Perhaps the sweet release of Death is the greatest gift of all.
@deer5319
@deer5319 8 лет назад
yep
@Tekknorg
@Tekknorg Год назад
Still a masterpiece *Doen't*
@MansibMiraj
@MansibMiraj 9 лет назад
Awesome content quality man!
@WhinyB
@WhinyB 4 года назад
Were those dogs working in a sweatshop?
@Deathstar127
@Deathstar127 5 лет назад
Shame that you don't have shown the dramatic escape Scene from Dalmatians 3 :D. Honestly, I'm German and I'm more sorry for this than the ww2 xO Oh, and "Tierheim" is the german word for Animal Shelter.
@ssharkbait
@ssharkbait 7 лет назад
every frame from all of these movies can be a meme.
@ThePandaAgenda
@ThePandaAgenda 9 лет назад
"Who grafittis a fence saying 'We Like Chicken'?!" ... is it racist that I thought "black people"?
@MisfitOutfit
@MisfitOutfit 5 лет назад
Three years late. Yes.
@SirGale
@SirGale 3 года назад
yes
@neonsedits1697
@neonsedits1697 7 лет назад
Where has tennings gone
@chaliceohearts4658
@chaliceohearts4658 7 лет назад
Wow these two are losing their minds. By the way all of these were only distributed by Phoenix games. These "cartoons" were made by s German company called Dingo Pictures.
@thanosxr8401
@thanosxr8401 7 лет назад
I finally found the meme origin
@thebigsteve_show8419
@thebigsteve_show8419 5 лет назад
where has this guy gone get back on you tube
@victorhernandez8723
@victorhernandez8723 9 лет назад
Can you believe the typos and misspellings on that back of the boxes for those games? Doesn't anyone do any spell checking anymore?
@blackyoshi1230
@blackyoshi1230 8 лет назад
They were so cheap, they couldn't afford a spell checker.
@fredherbert7920
@fredherbert7920 4 года назад
Doen't*
@lukask5913
@lukask5913 7 лет назад
Can someone explain why his last video is like 9 months old?
@josephrabaja5243
@josephrabaja5243 5 лет назад
These two are probably not drunk enough to nullify everything they saw.
@victorhernandez8723
@victorhernandez8723 9 лет назад
Why are you guys torturing your PlayStation 2 with this trash? What did it ever do to you?
@ClayClaymore
@ClayClaymore 9 лет назад
Victor Hernandez It's a video game console. Who cares?
@victorhernandez8723
@victorhernandez8723 9 лет назад
Clay Claymore I'm just making a little joke. I know it's just a game console.
@thealiencommunicator
@thealiencommunicator 9 лет назад
+Clay Claymore sarcasm. it's magical.
@deer5319
@deer5319 8 лет назад
+Clay Claymore video game consoles have feelings too
@blackyoshi1230
@blackyoshi1230 8 лет назад
+Deer I remember reading from the Dalmatians 3 Review Caddi did, the discs would overheat such that they would not work again or BURN their PS2s entirely. By burn, I would mean brick.
@ursus2342
@ursus2342 5 лет назад
These seem like good movies to watch while smoking weed (or drinking like you did)
@tropicarls
@tropicarls 9 лет назад
you guys watched the whole 3 movies and i couldnt even watch the whole video
@anubiscaramelo
@anubiscaramelo 5 лет назад
important videos
@WhinyB
@WhinyB 4 года назад
“Yeee.”
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