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I thought i hated you talking crap about Trump. I have realized the errors of my way. Thats a hundred times better. Then you giving me tic tok kids money update
I put BlueChew in my Magic Spoon, and it turns into Wix in my mouth while Vincero's splattering milk all over my Ridge and I'm trying to handle an absolute United Harvest of meat.
This is also because of the lasting effects of that waitress who sucked the air outta the room and ruined Tim's dining experience with her personal horror. That junkie must be jailed.
I’m going with burgundy, which is Tim’s power color. Purple is his celebratory color, usually worn after coming off of a Rogan appearance or matching with an All-State lacrosse player.
Yes, that's where I found him also. Best discovery ever. I actually listen/watch him more than Rogan now. Maybe because he doesnt have as many episodes per week but I dont miss a single one of Tims!
'She's not a medical doctor. Lots of people have doctorates. She could have a doctorate in Latin for all I know. All I'm saying is, if you have a ridge wallet you wont get covid.'
"A doctorate is an umbrella term for a degree or rank. On the other hand, a Ph. D. is a specific degree that falls under the doctorate category. A doctorate is a program that can result in either a professional or an academic degree.Jul 28, 2017" so say God Google 🤫
We had a buddy who got his doctorate in fucking MUSIC at UofAz. When he told us this on summer break we were like "Wait, so if somebody's trumpet gets sick you can cure it?". After that he became known as Dr. Horn, which much to his chagrin, dogged him for almost a decade.
tim.. thank your for these. they always pop up in my notifications just when im starting to think everything is ok and normal. thankfully you wake me from my idiot slumber enough for me to work up the courage to yell timidly at strangers from a distance. you're an inspiration.
Dude the whole bit about getting out of prison. How lots of us are gonna say, yeah this - relationship, job, city -- isn't working anymore -- I need to go. I'm very excited about the new chapter.
When there’s no video I feel kinda chill cuz I’m not overwhelmed by the fact that I might miss some funny facial expressions as I half watch while I’m falling asleep because it’s a great thing to wind down to.
These stories make me wonder how awesome it would be to be a “fly on the wall” for a day around Tim and Ben. Simple daily events that turn into hilarious adventures, through the lens of someone with a hilarious sense of humour...this is how life should be lived.
love from the UK tim keeping us all sane... 5.33AM sunday winter morning.. one big spliff in bed and whilst the boomers are going to a socially distanced church.. im listening to terror under the covers..
You have to understand these People have NOTHING left...these "People" have no friends or hobbys; no inheritance, Tim is their Sheppard. 🐏🐑🐑 "But Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own Shit, and drink their own Piss with you?" *2 Kings 18: 27*
You’re almost at 200k subscribers!!! IMO you deserve AT LEAST 800k. I know you will get there, and probably even past it. These past 2 years have been amazing for you, yet terrible for the rest of the world haha! But you deserve it 100% You’re my favorite comedian... you got me through some really tough times by putting a smile on my face and making my stomach hurt from laughing so much. Thanks for everything Tim and Ben!
Proud Nassau student myself, and yes the County Jail is only an Eisenhower Park away from the school. You're an inspiration to every community college student and I hope to follow through the path of Percocet and subprime mortgages into success
Vincero Watches make you look great. Ben's wearing one right now and he looks great. From his hair to his vape pen, he looks great. Sure, he's got those serial killer glasses, but the watch says "Hey baby, get in the car. Nothing bad is going to happen." All those girls found with Vincero watch marks on their neck were from some other guy. Ben couldn't have done it. Look at his watch. He's a class act!
The meat deal sounded fantastic, so I contacted United harvest with Tim's promo code, they called me immediately, told me "if you want the meat then we gotta meet" so I drove two hours to an abandoned warehouse where I met with an overweight middle aged woman who was clearly Tim Dillon in drag, That's when I realized I had once again fallen for fake business, he had a great sells spill and then kept saying "can I put you down for our 100 LB true American patriot special?? YES OR YES?" I was sold, I gave him my credit card and could hear Ben snickering in the back seat as tim passed him my card and he began typing away on a laptop, and I knew I had just applied for a sub prime mortgage, all in all it was a great experience!👍😀👍
lol reminds me of that scene in joe dirt. “No! Killer mustard gas!” As joe walks up to Clem (christopher walken) and says “what did you do? Did you kick all their asses?” Hahaha but maybe I’m the only one obsessed with that movie
Tim always makes one hell of a sales pitch for Magic Spoon. After hearing his latest one during this episode, I just had to give in... just as I previously did with the Ridge wallet too after hearing one of his best ads for that, and which I’m very pleased to own a Ridge. Love the show, Tim! Keep killing it with the ads too!
Hey I had an episode recently on shrooms .. times are tough.. I saw a closed down bookstore and I screamed at the sky for sure.. but damn at least I wasn’t screaming onion rings
I first heard of you in the summer of 2018. Once the lockdown started, I listened to all your podcasts. Especially when I'm driving or walking. I look forward to it every week. Hopefully you'll get to do a Boston gig in 2021. Yes or yes?
Magic Spoon was a fake business, until they heard how great these ads are. Now due to high demand they have decided to transition and now identify as a Real Business
I think we will look back in 20 years with covid and we will still see people living in covid times. They will reminisce on those times like people reminisce on the 60s. There are people that just simply loved covid.
