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We're back! Live from Los Angeles, Tim weighs in on Simone Biles, what makes a great athlete, and an uplifting story between a father and son at Parkland.
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@samram6121 3 года назад

Nothing better than ranting about mental health for 25 minutes and having a betterhelp ad right after. Never change Tim.

@briangalloway3684 3 года назад

🐐

@stefanilakic2072 3 года назад

I was CRACKING up 😂😅

@JoeCrush_ 3 года назад

😂😂

@rawr4444 3 года назад

tbh i think betterhelp got like 10x their money this episode LOL

@lucianboar3489 3 года назад

came to the comments for this

@Georgiavr-1 3 года назад

Tim Dillon, the straightest guy in Joe Rogan's Circle.

@BaysideShrimp 3 года назад

Straighter than brendan schaub

@randylahey5463 3 года назад

This.

@werdmaster 3 года назад

He is Jean bedette Ramsay

@squarepegroundhole8211 3 года назад

@@randylahey5463 this this 😂

@Chris-P 3 года назад

👏

@ALDA99999 3 года назад

26:06 “I’ve had enough with the mental health” 26:30 “Ladies and Gentlemen, Betterhelp”

@kevinblue1976 Год назад

Best podcast in the universe, yes or yes?

@sk8ingthemystery 3 года назад

Tim: they've been horribly mangled in a car accident Girl: Oh no... Tim: *OH YES*

@LeChina 3 года назад

🤣

@therising1 3 года назад

Unfuckingbelievable. I almost puked laughing.

@AfroAvenger25 3 года назад

The fakest oh no I ever heard 🤣

@stjames3852 3 года назад

I was driving catching up on these old episodes and i was fucking howling

@WinWin-oo4uk 2 года назад

1:01:20

@benjaminblevins2020 3 года назад

Nothing better than forgetting about the podcast, having nothing to do at 1 am Saturday night, then remembering the podcast

@brianhofmann7466 3 года назад

@claraeous4677 3 года назад

Yep

@TheArmchairPriest 3 года назад

Tooo true

@shooter13 3 года назад

Are you me?

@allennagel5435 3 года назад

Same

@nobody-qi2yf 3 года назад

This is the only podcast I get upset if he has a guest. No one can do a solo podcast like Tim. By the way, the phone call at the end was hilarious. 🤣

@ICUP570 3 года назад

Bill Burr is better by himself also

@madeup6 3 года назад

@@ICUP570 if you don't mind how much he talks about sports

@ValisX 3 года назад

@@ICUP570 Bill Burr is good? He’s been around for 20+ years and I’ve never heard a word come out of his mouth that has made me want to listen to more of his words. I’ve only known of Tim for a few months and have listened to almost Every appearance he’s done.

@jamesc4995 3 года назад

Bill burr too...

@jamesc4995 3 года назад

@@madeup6 burr is a God

@TomKloseMusic 3 года назад

Tim calmly takes an actual call during the podcast and is as hilarious as it gets, the woman on the other end reacts perfectly, Ben completely loses it and makes it even funnier than it already is. I'm in love with this podcast.

@timdillon4876 3 года назад

Cant make this shit up i love how it goes straight into the podcast audio

@ducksinarowpatience3670 3 года назад

What did he say? They aren't that fun anyway. 🤣

@adog231231 3 года назад

@@ducksinarowpatience3670 Then the chick said well it all works out for the best hahaha

@ducksinarowpatience3670 3 года назад

@@adog231231 I KNOW! She was like, do you want the table or not! 😬

@WinWin-oo4uk 2 года назад

1:01:20

@jacquep2363 3 года назад

Tim Dillon just broke down sport psychology in the funniest and most accurate way possible. As a sport psychologist I approve this message.

@DomT0311 3 года назад

A sport psychologist? Wtf does that even mean? You tell people to shut up and keep playing?

@jacquep2363 3 года назад

@@DomT0311 basically lmaooo

@ijuswannatlk2sampson889 3 года назад

@@jacquep2363 sounds like fake business. I like it

@TheDavedevil619 3 года назад

🤣🤣🤣

@Caveman7.62X51 3 года назад

goes through latest DSM “Mr. James, I believe you suffer from being a pussy”

@tiedodeadhead 3 года назад

“OJ turns to his son and says We need to find the real killer” lmfao

@davidstenner3136 3 года назад

Call it yes or yes

@WJHDetroit 3 года назад

OJ’s son was actually a suspect for committing the crime at one point.

@Mark-jr6ld 3 года назад

And his son's like, "What."

@TheDavedevil619 3 года назад

🤣🤣🤣

@MechanicalPigg 3 года назад

I don't get the joke tho they still haven't solved the murder I heard they are still out there looking to this day

@jelaynajune 3 года назад

26:04 the fact that this rant directly transitioned into a Better Help advertisement deserves an Emmy

@Buk99 3 года назад

“And the winner of mental health rant of the year goes to.....Tim Dillon” 🏆

@alfonzo9289 3 года назад

Hahaha I woke up everyone last night from laughing.

@timcarleton 3 года назад

He tweeted “Podcast out tomorrow from the studio. Not tonight. I’m in Flint handing out bottled water.”

@tarico4436 3 года назад

Yeah, handing out bottled water to the wealthy.

@haideralibd 3 года назад

"That's life. It's meaningless it's silly. But when you watch someone do it perfectly, it's still impressive." - Tim Dillon

@dakotaw2527 3 года назад

i feel bad for anyone who doesn't finish this episode, the last 6 minutes are fucking golden

@dcsc1 3 года назад

The best!!!!

@alfonzo9289 3 года назад

Thanks for the call. I'm staying tuned in.

@AM2K2 3 года назад

What sort of person doesn't finish every episode?

@user-vb2qr2lg8t 3 года назад

It all works out for the best

@1veryfunnygirl 3 года назад

He is truly what the whole world needs right now!!! 🤣🤣🤣❤❤❤😍😍😍

@ShatterNWO 3 года назад

All signs are Tim is going to Miami. Texas failed him, Cali too. He's dressed like he owns a dozen mega yachts and South Beach is full of gay 10's.

@TheEyeOfTaurusAK 3 года назад

I feel like he’ll HATE that Florida heat in the Summer….but probably tho.

@ShatterNWO 3 года назад

@@TheEyeOfTaurusAK Have you been on a yacht in Miami?Temperatures drop by 30 degrees. Along with boxers and briefs.

@100Mmore 3 года назад

He said he was going back to LA several times

@ShatterNWO 3 года назад

@@100Mmore watch the episode, he said he doesn't know now.

@simoncrowe9439 3 года назад

He would be the Harvey Weinstein if he joined Nelk

@ChelleSimon 3 года назад

I’ve never been a fan of someone as much as I’m a fan of Tim Dillon.

@centurionl 3 года назад

I know, it's insane how funny he is and I love him

@yugo4855 3 года назад

Facts!

@gavinbrando8255 3 года назад

This was like a novel. You can watch the clips or highlights but you need to watch it from beginning to end to truly appreciate it. It was almost like watching every episode of The Wire.

@josephkohler5513 3 года назад

Tim Dillon has become the source for people to go to, to feel sane, in a world full of insanity. God help us

@100Mmore 3 года назад

Tim himself is a degenerate liberal so it’s really horrible

@HowsYourFaceFeel 3 года назад

@@100Mmore good thing is liberals are basically far right extremists compared to progressives

@TheDynamicJAB 3 года назад

@@HowsYourFaceFeel Thank you

@jakw97 3 года назад

If Tim is "degenerate liberal", then what the fuck is a reasneble libertarian outlook. Tim is a closet libertarian in the US bubble.

@TheDynamicJAB 3 года назад

@@jakw97 It's more understandable to be closeted libertarian in 2021 than gay. Every single one of them and their supporters with the exception of Dave Smith has been naive, a complete idiot and or laughably heartless.

@morethanyoucaretosee 3 года назад

Favorite Tim Dillon Phrases: “Truly!” “It’s Grotesque!” “It’s a Horror!”

@ShedTech8 3 года назад

harra

@chrisoakley7071 3 года назад

YES OR YES ?

@amir.420 3 года назад

It's absssssuuuuurd!

@Kennyc313313 3 года назад

Yes or yes

@agoodfellow531 3 года назад

“FOR CHRIST!”

@jackbauer4186 3 года назад

Just imagine if Tim Dillon ran and hosted SNL now. Skits - Simone Biles learns how to be dumb again. - Orange County mega church sells sub-prime mortgages. - Dinner at Parkland father's house with a 30 pack of Keystone Light and a Glock. - Weekend update with Alex Jones. - Musical Guest - Jamiroquai - Nurse whispers sweet anti-Vax nothings to patients. Now that's a show.

@brentthompson9508 3 года назад

“Just do something meaningless and stupid, but do it perfectly.”

@matthewrawle1013 3 года назад

"You're not that dumb." I think that's the nicest thing Tim has ever said to Ben.

@ewei318 3 года назад

That’s not true. He has said multiple times Ben is the only person he actually cares about…. Including his own family. 😂 Ben is the best.

@davidr6563 3 года назад

@@ewei318 he also got caught up in a moment and broke character and told Ben he loves him.

@dave9547 3 года назад

@@davidr6563 got a link for that please? I need to hear Tim being vaunerable haha

@awesemyo6608 3 года назад

Real LOL - wanted you to know

@goranbrajkovic9925 3 года назад

😅

@michealsmith2093 3 года назад

There was nothing better I have ever witnessed than the opening 25 mins followed by an ad for BetterHealth. This is exactly why Tim and Ben are the GOATs

@Smeagol601 3 года назад

Is that the best sports rant in history?

@johnd2149 3 года назад

And the last 6 minutes as well

@ScoundrelSFB 3 года назад

This man is on a whole other level than everyone.

@MrCoughupalung 3 года назад

"Guilty from participating in a false flag." Tim Dillions style of comedy, delivery and all, is why he is on my top 5 comedians. Thank you sir!

@NosurfOfficial 3 года назад

I feel like he could easily become the GOAT. Like the Michael Jordan of comedy

@HarryPlaysGuitar7 3 года назад

Hahaha “I AM SICK OF MENTAL HEALTH” …”ladies and gentleman, Better Help is a…”

@tumelo4526 3 года назад

GOAT tier xD

@mattsharpe3989 3 года назад

Segway of the century

@ytsucksnowwiththisrealname1096 3 года назад

@@mattsharpe3989 segue

@robinjoy2789 3 года назад

😂😂

@thetrumanshowpartsunkown205 3 года назад

Ben's laugh is of the "I have to take a huge/steamer shit/caca but i think I'll wait". . . . 😫😅

@Dustin.Smiley 3 года назад

Tim ranting about the overuse of mental health excuses then segues into corporate overlord advertising internet mental help is true perfection

@lynnmcallister5926 3 года назад

Coincidence?? I think not

@Kbwintyy 3 года назад

They knew exactly what they were doing placing that ad at that spot 😂

@sisis4583 3 года назад

He is truly seeing what it takes to get canceled

@dokidokideathproof 3 года назад

The phone call at the end is what separates Tim from everyone else.

@centurionl 3 года назад

Also the entire hour before that.

@johnjordan1948 3 года назад

if Tim Dillon ever played Steve Bannon in a movie he'd win an Oscar

@TheSeveredTongues 3 года назад

Omg

@PenguinAmbassador 3 года назад

“IM TIRED OF THIS MENTAL HEALTH SHIT” into better help ad… best podcast on the planet

@themaryandthemusic 3 года назад

‘The couple who was going to join us for dinner was killed in a terrible car crash’ . . . ‘Oh no’ - ‘Oh yes’

@gijoey5912 3 года назад

“You still have the rotisserie chicken?”

@diarheaclown8621 3 года назад

It all works out for the best I guess.

@soundtorial4567 3 года назад

I was howling. Tim is a national treasure

@adamgardener8624 3 года назад

@@diarheaclown8621 dude. Why did she say that ? Haaaahaaaaa

@michaelpichardo8407 3 года назад

I’m literally fucking crying this whole episode 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@jeffbaklava4785 3 года назад

I love that Ben consistently wears Lacoste as a foil to Tim's Polo Ralph Lauren

@bloatedsodium7301 3 года назад

“I’m sewing tigers on my shirts and alligators, you wanna see the inside, I’ll see you later.” -Ben

@justinlee5958 3 года назад

Tim dillion solo is by far the best. I feel like his guest hold him back haha. Hands down this podcast is the best ever

@alaric3056 3 года назад

He's said that he doesn't want guests because he doesn't care what they have to say.

@jr3213 3 года назад

I agree. Ben is important to the show too. Ben seems to get genuinely embarrassed by the horrible things Tim says which ratchets up the humor. Ben also helps move the bits by not laughing at times when Tim needs to go further on a rant. Great chemistry

@justinlee5958 3 года назад

Yeah ben is a big part of the secret sauce that makes this podcast great

@tarico4436 3 года назад

Ray Kump is his only guest. Others have been ok, and they've said interesting things, but.

@aurelliuscostello8970 3 года назад

@@tarico4436 agree you can tell he actually listens and respects Ray. Ray is fucking hilarious too and they play off each other well.

@justjosh4035 3 года назад

The moment Tim gets off the phone, and then just goes right back to what he was saying, not addressing the call at all, hilarious.

@jakubgadzala7474 3 года назад

🤣 I'm crying... I think I'm hyperventilating... ooooff

@Soulr 3 года назад

Funniest fucking episode. Can’t stop dying 😂😂

@Student0Toucher 3 года назад

Go to the hospital thats not normal

@DekkarJr 3 года назад

hahhah I'm losing my mind at this "that BITCH Naomi Osaka!"

@fyouat8014 3 года назад

HELL YEA ONE OF THE TOP 5 FUNNIEST EPISODES OF ALL TIME 🤣🤣

@istvanordog8594 3 года назад

And Tim looking like a million bucks!

@TheJols 3 года назад

@@istvanordog8594 yeah he is looking pretty good this episode

@streyon 3 года назад

When Tim Dillon hears himself and says “I’m getting in so much trouble “ 🤣 💀

@danieldonado6814 3 года назад

I figured it out. Tims “weight” is all a ruse. Under that shirt he’s truly a gymnast. Truly.

@briangalloway3684 3 года назад

😂

@lastsecondhero87 3 года назад

He coulda been...a swimmahhh

@LordHypnos4 3 года назад

A billionaire gymnast

@droopy8262 3 года назад

He's wearing the Catarina armour from Dark Souls

@meanflamingoes 3 года назад

Truly

@tommikaikkonen3565 3 года назад

I burst out laughing so god damn hard at the call from the restaurant. Enjoy the rotisserie chicken, Tim.

@thephilosopher7173 3 года назад

I love how she hears him replacing the others on the list that were 'horribly mangled' and just carries on as if thats just how life goes lol.

@rmccluskey91 3 года назад

That bit brought tears to my eyes.

@VinylMemoirs 3 года назад

@@thephilosopher7173 "it all works out for the best"

@michelthor4117 3 года назад

@@thephilosopher7173 I've said this for years and I've pIssed off many people about my opinion about Gymnasts. Let's not forget about the super bowl being the #1 child trafficking event. Athletes are idiots. HELLO!

@sandygill8440 3 года назад

Rip unfun couple

@davebuilds7261 3 года назад

“They stunt a woman’s growth and they keep them like little dolls” 😂😂😌 oh my god

@daniellamont7265 3 года назад

Wasn't even remotely the funniest part.

@RallEeyeRedact 3 года назад

“Oh no…” “Oh yes…” Ben has to hide under the table so he can laugh a little. 🤣 1:02:02

@brandonroberts13 3 года назад

This episode was fucking HILARIOUS

@elizabethmiranda289 3 года назад

im so glad I have headphones on at work.

@CashanovaXTREME 3 года назад

“Bin laden took mommy” - Tim Dillon on explaining what he’d say if his parents died in 9/11

@calebgeffken9454 3 года назад

Imagining the OJ scenario had me laughing so hard.

@wolfgangtwistedfuture3056 3 года назад

Hearing a magic spoon ad without some kid on Long Island getting brutally beaten by their parents has destroyed my desire for their cereal completely

@AngelRivera-fp9md 3 года назад

You still have Sheath underwear..remember, the founder is a war criminal who used to laugh while shooting pregnant women in the stomach😂

@doug8952 3 года назад

The entire bit about athletes being dumb has unironically given me great peace over my failure to succeed in sports as a child

@Monkeyslunch8 3 года назад

Tim Dillon is the only comic saying it exactly as it is these days...pure comedic genius.

@donald347 3 года назад

She had to ask "Should I cancel that for you?" And Tim took the opportunity like a pro. "Maybe I'll still go." lol

@xthekingsguard1229 3 года назад

Genius 😂

@6h0St_666 3 года назад

This improvisation is a result of fake business training.

@masoncarter7333 3 года назад

The king is back. Long live our favourite Ralph Lauren model.

@Kstross90 3 года назад

This episode should automatically be inducted into the podcast HOF. Comedy GOLD.

@dogzer 3 года назад

*No free episode this week?* What sort of business is this man running?

@brycepurser9060 3 года назад

I’m sincere when I say this. Tim Dillon is the funniest human on the planet right now, and there is no contest.

@clampo845 3 года назад

Undisputed champ champ

@morgangreen2601 3 года назад

Nick mullen?

@Audiofatuation 3 года назад

Theo's up there

@clampo845 3 года назад

Mullen and Theo definitely in the conversation Shane Gillis too

@Audiofatuation 3 года назад

@@clampo845 for sure! Just found Gilly & keeves dear christ

@CultofThings 3 года назад

"We've given up on physical health and now we're doing mental health." - Tim Dillon

@MrTheWhitby 3 года назад

Where is it you pigs?!? Where’s my slop?!?

@ajg1616 3 года назад

I genuinely love this mans sense of humour, he just says what we all say in private out loud in front of thousands knowing that he is joking just as we all joke like this in private , best podcast ever ! .

@MRB_Admin_Chris 3 года назад

"to be little more, than bacteria." this man is brilliant and will never be appreciated enough.

@Wanderer-uc1sj 3 года назад

Tim Dillon will go down in history as the most genuine and outspoken podcast host ever, and one of funniest people to have ever lived.

@amir.420 3 года назад

Definitely

@feelsgoodmen3753 3 года назад

Chill it’s just a podcast you weirdo

@syrhusprod 3 года назад

the white patrice

@magavelli3199 3 года назад

He always reminded me of a new Chris Farley lol

@tarico4436 3 года назад

It's ten pm. Where's my fix?

@tarico4436 3 года назад

10:27. Starting to get antsy!!

@OurBlackFriend 3 года назад

1:01:25 Elana was not prepared for what was about to unfurl before her. Edit: I take my previous statement back in its entirety. The gleeful way Elana answered after hearing the news of the mangled, dead couple, with a steely "I guess it all works out for the best"... she's been preparing for that moment all her life.

@craigrussell3062 3 года назад

His entire bit about athletes needing to keep their minds empty and mouths shut and focus on their bodies is basically reinventing Buddhism from scratch by accident as a joke

@Iroep 3 года назад

I'd rather have no video at all than having Ben on the wrong side, and that's insane.

@samueld6083 3 года назад

Its very distracting

@willswain7144 3 года назад

I’m watching it through the mirror, it’s the only way to maintain my fragile sanity

@dcsc1 3 года назад

I'm twitching, nervously.

@hey_its_travis 3 года назад

I knew something wasn't right in the world

@scubatablemallcop3804 3 года назад

@@willswain7144 rofl 🤣

@BrianelSuperMacho 3 года назад

This was the greatest thing I’ve ever heard. This is pure literary genius. Commit these golden words to writing and let it be blazoned in a bronze plaque, graven into some monuments throughout the land. It’s like Shakespeare and the Declaration of Independence had a baby and raised him on the teat of Voltaire. Love it.

@Yabuddy53 3 года назад

Tim’s ability to just rant about this random shit and still be funny is utterly amazing.

@stormcorrosion176 3 года назад

Tim's getup makes him look 100 percent Cessna pilot.

@mattdubinsky2758 3 года назад

V accurate

@weldscum 3 года назад

I want to like this but I want to keep it at 69 likes...so here 👍

@stormcorrosion176 3 года назад

@@meta45354 😅

@stormcorrosion176 3 года назад

@@mattdubinsky2758 heheh thanks man

@stormcorrosion176 3 года назад

@@weldscum 😂

@1LouSassel 3 года назад

Tim having a tough time in Texas and Cali? Seems that his best bet for now may be to go to New Jersey and move back in with his wife and 2 kids.

@veaarthur3655 3 года назад

He can always go work at Rigatoni's

@Jiggy609 3 года назад

no cap jersey is the best state

@khajamaharaja6256 3 года назад

but this time take lee syatt with him

@SA-hz1rs 3 года назад

He didn't trash la

@nonofyourbusiness7631 3 года назад

He trashes LA almost every episode

@joaovitorgomesmartins9458 3 года назад

“This episode is sponsored by better help” made me laugh as f*** great timing

@reidsimonson 7 месяцев назад

“Oh no” “Oh yes” “Should I cancel the reservation” lol my god that is funny on another level.

@Nfl360 3 года назад

Tim was on fire on this one. That phone call at the end is the hardest I have laughed in a long time.

@ARosacker 3 года назад

Ben losing it was making me laugh even harder

@michaelz-c4178 3 года назад

Same

@Joshua-gu5nj 3 года назад

"Ladies and gentlemen welcome to The Tim Dillon Show" makes me so happy. I always rewind to hear it twice.

@dogzer 3 года назад

I subscribed for free content. I want my money back.

@user-ej7ss8ei2g 3 года назад

I want to see a blank check on my clients desk by Monday morning.

@matthalpin6656 3 года назад

I almost crashed my car listening to Tim take that phone call.... not even joking.. he is a true asset!! YES OR YES!!!?

@dylandunlap9977 2 года назад

I believe ya! I literally fell out of my office chair laughing on the floor with tears running down my face

@beefchillingham6790 3 года назад

I heard a rumor that If we released Tim into the wild he would instinctively grow tusks

@DarnThatDragon 3 года назад

Magnificent furr doo

@beefchillingham6790 3 года назад

@@DarnThatDragon doubt it

@andy1015 3 года назад

zing!!!

@DarnThatDragon 3 года назад

@@beefchillingham6790 bald BÉTA

@briangalloway3684 3 года назад

If this was true he would have had them many years ago. Probably when his m went schizophrenic

@benjillionaire7948 3 года назад

I had to leave the gym after 20 minutes to sit and my car and howl laughing at how Tim thinks the Parkland kid should handle his dad. “I’m an Alien” 💀

@christojoa 3 года назад

Lol the phone call at the end literally had me in tears crying

@Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye 3 года назад

“It all works out in the end” Truly, life in the big city

@OurBlackFriend 3 года назад

I bet Call Her Daddy never skips a week's episode. THATS WHY SHE GETS THE BIG BUCKS!

@Matanumi 3 года назад

Call her daddy is also a fucking scam....just like the PS5 shortage

@RepairRenovateRenew 3 года назад

69 up votes... Noice

@OurBlackFriend 3 года назад

@@Matanumi Well look, if there's anyone in this world who should be able to appreciate good fake business it's Tim and us, his band of droogies.

@DarnThatDragon 3 года назад

Don't be greedy Dwag

@buttersstotch8259 3 года назад

@@OurBlackFriend Would you like to invest in my totaled car insurance company? We insure totaled cars, trucks, boats, motor homes, trailer homes it doesn't matter, no title? No registration? No problem we got you we promise😉

@dtgonzo90000 3 года назад

This is the only podcast I spend 30 minutes every week refreshing RU-vid waiting for

@Jayyy667 3 года назад

Signs of a meaningful life

@dtgonzo90000 3 года назад

@@Jayyy667 correct

@sublimelove23 3 года назад

@@Jayyy667 yes

@neilo2679 3 года назад

Correct

@tinto278 3 года назад

It was on Spotify before it came up on youtube. Only problem is no video or comments section for me to yell at people.

@tz7813 3 года назад

‘Life is meaningless and silly, but when someone does it perfectly, its still impressive.’😎

@silenceoftheyams7647 3 года назад

goddamnit man 😂 I've wasted so many drinks because of you.

@tarico4436 3 года назад

In the mouth, out the nose. Is it worth it?

3 года назад

“Straightest gay man ever”. Should be the name of Tim’s first comedy special.

@johnwhite-q7s 3 года назад

He should get a straight sidekick who acts super gay

@ryanstevens4477 3 года назад

@@johnwhite-q7s yanni paps

@ShivSingh-mh7qf 3 года назад

It's a real knife fight at the Olympics

@indiablackwell 3 года назад

Love how Tim picked golfers to show how stupid they are. Not so low key shots at Ben

@gonzales287 3 года назад

No new episopde again.. We made you tim and we can destroy you...

@TF-db2mw 3 года назад

Shut it drama queen

@rafaelgomez4127 3 года назад

The slop has been served and I've never missed it more.

@Eli-bw7vm 3 года назад

King Pig 👑

@themallows1908 3 года назад

mud was getting dry

@DrDANKize 3 года назад

I’m crying laughing at that phone call “OH NO….OH YES”

@Bobojanglesbo 3 года назад

I knew they couldn’t keep you down brother

@hairbruh4915 Год назад

This episode is the best tim ever did, prove me wrong.

@E6EN 3 года назад

spot on about the fetishization of mental illness. My Grandma was a bad schizophrenic so it's pretty gross to me also.

@jsp7218 3 года назад

Kids these days glorify mental illness. Clearly they're learning this from adults. Ironically mental health in this country is ignored & the healthcare system is broken

@matthewstone1362 3 года назад

I go to Stanhope for my mental health advice.

@jamieschinkai1267 3 года назад

Anyone that has seen true mental health issues prays for the day a real solution is found. BPD is like a real life ware wolf disorder.

@kate9576 3 года назад

@@jamieschinkai1267 Seriously Spouse became used to their meds and there were all of the sudden people everywhere.

@alfonzo9289 3 года назад

Factssss. It really waters down actual diagnosed mental illness. when people have a couple bad days they call it depression.

@garrettreid9229 3 года назад

If Tim needs a week off to come back with an absolute classic of an episode like this. For the RU-vid page. I say do them every other week!

@tech1238 3 года назад

Tim my fragile heart can’t take you abandoning us again 😢

@debbiesoff4019 3 года назад

That's why I'm here.

@yolo4738 3 года назад

Please do one twia week this pod is the only reason I'm alive

@tarico4436 3 года назад

I'm loosing synapses over here trying to figure out what "twia" is supposed to be!!!!!! I know it's an innocent typo, but but but but

@williamsheehan96 3 года назад

"The world of the mind is littered now, uh, with garbage; and probably never will go back to being anything other than just a circle jerk." - Tim Dillon, 1:03:30. Best thing I've ever read

@DarrellVermilion 3 года назад

But you _heard_ it and then wrote it down. So technically *you* can take credit for this incredible insight because you didn't read it until _after_ you wrote it down. Just sayin. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@karljonson3287 3 года назад

Read it asI heared it

@DarrellVermilion 3 года назад

@@karljonson3287 i love it when that happens lol

@pprdrolshfgh4460 3 года назад

Poetry at it's finest lol

@amandac7270 3 года назад

Anyone that gets a chance to see him preform live - do it. He is too good. Don’t believe his self deprecating comments.

@Matthew-my7zw 3 года назад

I just saw him in CT. It was honestly one of the best shows I've ever seen.

@amandac7270 3 года назад

Yes me too at Foxwoods lol. How funny was his impersonation of himself as a cop 😭

@chinqlinq89 3 года назад

Just saw him at the Irvine Improv last night and love how he’s shitting on OC. This episode alone is better than 99% of any paid show. Legendary.

@Bobojanglesbo 3 года назад

He’s coming down to the southeast, can’t wait for him to shred my dump of a town.

@lanesniffin730 3 года назад

Does he ever turn on the audience? I’m highly self conscious

@andrea2798 3 года назад

The Better Help ad read after that spiel…fuckin’ chef’s kiss!

@austingreene1032 3 года назад

I love the amount of “not giving a fuck” in Tim’s mind 🙌🙌

@sarahb2004 3 года назад

The time I had to wait for my free content is unacceptable. Get it together, guys.

@b3astlyify 3 года назад

Ben would have the nerve to come on here drinking "liquid death" water. Too much time on the course, reign him in Tim

@cloudbloom 3 года назад

Before you know it he'll start saying he's on the come up and saying "gang gang". God bless

@WebbiestZeus 3 года назад

Wearing a native American scalp hat ... he's super woke

@Mikelikesboobies 3 года назад

Never go full L.A.Tard

@ryanhunt8404 3 года назад

Damn that is one smart potato

@chickenfishhybrid44 3 года назад

It's sponsored of course. Bill Burr has been peddling it for literally years lol.

@flying_rat 3 года назад

Even when Tim doesn't wanna do the pod it's still the best thing I've ever heard. That's someone who's doing they're meant to do.

@phettywappharmaceuticalsll8842 3 года назад

The phone call at the end was epic. Nobody is better at hilarious pranks than Tim and I’ll fight you over it

@markdesmond3659 3 года назад

“Oh no!”…”oh yes.” Might’ve been the funniest moment in the history of podcasts

@moderatingmoderation1699 3 года назад

In 3 months we'll find out the kid with the Q Dad was nothing but a creepypasta

@kwazhims3lf 3 года назад

if he's larping, fine, ignore it.. but if you've learned anything in life, its to never come to a conclusion when hearing only one side of a story... i was skeptical the whole time tim was reading that kids essay... is it all exaggerated? hyperbole? is he being dramatic baby? or is it truly an abusive relationship... will never know until we hear from the dad, and show him the letter, so we can hear his side of the story

@TheThoker 3 года назад

There is no dad and the kid is AOC in a closet.

@kwazhims3lf 3 года назад

@@TheThoker "i almost died!!!!!" what a loser

@Smeagol601 3 года назад

It has to be a federal agent, that's why Sandy H**k is not a normal shooting, for things like this.

@thepsychedelicsexrobotshow5735 3 года назад

The show's supposed to drop at 12am on Saturday goddamnit. I'm going to snap you pseudo genius, You think just because Nicolas cage named a movie after you you can do this to us.

@tarico4436 3 года назад

"The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent"? Right?