#267 

Ben doesn't give a shit about anyone but Ben. Always been that way.

He was sleeping with his wife. Ben is jumping for joy internally.

Ben said "When a big one falls four small ones move up"

Right it's so disrespectful, idk how you can see Joe when he was skinny and not cry

Tim should fire him

Go get another vaccine puppet

Ha! I totally caught that too. Hilarious!!!

Also, "Magic Spoon is edible!"

Tim trolling Ben so hard with that Birddog ad lmao

Tim's ads are the highlight of the show LOL

10:03

✋ Come on come on..

Lol

Holy shit that's genius

a very masculine ken doll Rogan bot

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-XyI0qBzXCXc.html

That robot needs to try DMT.

Ben dresses like Tim

Lol

@@zachis33 tim dresses like ben

His nickname ain't called Mothballs for nothing!!!

He just needs a bum bag to complete the look

If Ben is stifling his laughter, it’s about to be great as well 😅

I prefer the “truly” variant

And it will almost always not be true 🤣

This is true

Yes or yes?

@RealSweetKid wat? say wat you said with different words...

Dude just living in this shit show is enough to fuck anyone up

We've truly come a long way since 2019 when Ben would get threatened by internet lynch mobs over his laugh lol

@@BuschHawg I have been working with my family and friends for over the past few weeks have to be at work and we have no pets

@@ryangaeding529 sounds like a plan. See you there 👍

although it was a good attempt, and most will understand what you mean, learn what the word barometer means before you puke it out of your arrogant mouth. Mediocre Sajby at best, Sajby.

Sounds that you are very much ungrounded that a comedic truthful person makes you uncomfortable and scared for your “grasp on reality”. You’re the person who love to bask in the delusion that real reality is scary and traumatic to encounter. Good luck in the future 👌

I don't get it

@@calholli I wish you well

@Otto Ginofiel allegedly

More like undercover that was in on the sting...and came up with the idea.

Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people by surprise, unexpectantly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death. While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the WW1, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes. Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way. It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......

LMFAO

It’s called drugs adderall or something his jaw moves non stop lmao

I heard Young Jamie took Marshall as a lover before disappearing

@@user-hu8bo3sr9l I heard Jamie killed Marshall in a homicidal rage after he found out Marshall humped his neighbors leg. Very sad😞

@@user-hu8bo3sr9l it's just a rebound relationship after joe's passing. they'll break up in no time. I give it 3 weeks max

@@jamesoncharles7815 You know Marshall probably choked him out.

RIP joe rogan

yes.

He builds you up to bring u even further down 😂

good comment

Well said 😂

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Haha 😂

Chomp chomp

Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people by surprise, unexpectantly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death. While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the WW1, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes. Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way. It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......

@@AgendaInMind huh?

Mon

I read it in Tim's Joe voice and it's great

Ben’ wife will assasinate Timmy D and take his podcast for herself while teaming up with yung Jaime to create the Brodillon experience

PRESENT DAY

PRESENT TIME

Thoughts and prayers

I wish him well

Jamie just shows up completely monotone “I’m the king now.”

It's so weird and nice to come across an Indian name here.

@@ralph6314 🏌🏿‍♂️

Truth

Lol! Old rogan is very good tho circa 2012-2017

Oh just got the joke

Promo Code: #JRE

not thinking at all, audio levels dialed in so his job is done. Just sitting there enjoying the show like the rest of us.

*That's* the podcast I never knew I wanted and now can't live without

Award-winning comment

Nailed it

I’ve always said this is an Alex Jones x Flume podcast in an alternate reality. I think yours is best though.

u n d e r r a t e d c o m m e n t . 👏👏👏

Yes!

GoingpostalYoungGaymie i mean jamie

It's the last words he screamed at Joe's corpse before going on the run

Their duo is impeccable.

time stamp bro?

@@yusufali3062 1:13:47

@@naxonus haahaahha his humor is dark. :)

hibachi is disgusting

@@pattran4057 McDonalds is disgusting

@@pattran4057 hibachi is a method of cooking, not a food. You probably live Delaware that's why it's shit.

"It's entirely possible"

*voice gets higher* "Commander David Fravor had gay sex with an alien, MAN!"

"Straight Up Murders Maaan"

You chose the wrong division. MW has a guy on top with no good prospects

@@KeefSprinkle *voice gets even higher and squeakes* "Bigfoot, not the Brazilian but the mythical creature, should cut weight to make 155, MAN!"

it wasn't

👑 🐖

@@RamonesFan201 been lacking for a few weeks, at least.

I imagine Tim was a big player back in those TV Poker days. All the woman players looked like Nasty Skanks explains why this clearly straight dude went gay.

Dressed like chris moneymaker

Love this comment. It's something Tim would say

He looks like the FBI sketch of DB Pooper

Oh hell yes

He looks like he should be in charge of the pit crew in Tom Cruises movie Days of Thunder

He looks like John Candy's eligitimate son.

Flying high

Artie Lange style

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-XyI0qBzXCXc.html

No ben’s wife give him a black eye

Rate it and the flurry on a 1-10 scale because I dont eat that stuff but your description has got me interested. I had a mcflurry, never felt the need to have another.

Mcflurry a hard 5 Royal blizzards a hard 8.5 from all the toppings

Stop feeding your kids poison

@@nvmm166 sounds like you’re assuming I bring my kids there all the time based off of one comment? I know how bad that shit is, I simply made a comment about the ice cream machines They eat healthy food/real food all the time and every once and a while I treat them to somewhere they want to eat and it’s few and far between, I don’t even buy them soda they only drink water or tea, I know how bad this shit is for them which is why they only get it maybe once a year, they’re children they’re allowed to have fun and eat crap from time to time, Not only that, telling people how to raise their children in the comment section on RU-vid is extremely naive, probably coming from someone who doesn’t even have kids but that’s just me assuming like you did

@@dakotadad8835 nice paragraph, make sure your fat kids didn’t get there head stuck in a bucket of ice cream and suffocate while you were writing that

@@nvmm166 Karma always comes back around to those who live your type of lifestyle especially ones who attack children, it’s inevitable and just when you think it can’t get any worse you’ll look around and nobody will be there to help you. I wish you a long and happy life and I hope you can find positivity and push out the black in your heart…even you know, deep down inside it’s pretty low, immature, and petty behavior

@@dakotadad8835 don’t worry I doubt that guy even has kids

I know a guy that only needs 4 strokes

Shit, that's how she works, they call em "reboots"

@@GrandSpiral undoubtedly a man of culture

Congratulations! you won the comment section. it doesn’t pay any prize money, but you’ll get more action than Frank Sinatra.

Show me where it spits@@GrandSpiral

This is my life too 😂

Part of the funny too. 🤗

😂😂

That's how you build fake business

@@valkondarvalakev6377 one of the key tenants. Tim even will sell books about doing it

It's what Rogan used to say for two years.

lmao legit, he says the wildest shit about that dude

He laughed while those children screamed that's for sure.

this is the only podcast that i dont skip through the ads because tim always makes it a bit of some sort lmao

@Scott Nicholashow does which political cult the guy might be affiliated with have to do with his sense of humour lol

@Scott Nicholas no it doesn’t can you give me a longer dissertation please

You mean the horra*

@@nick8339 🤣

Hey, he is American.

@@SailorGreenTea he said he’s irish!

I bet you look great.

Same

I like that

This is where it’s at.

madTV 💯

Amen

True but it’s all about Tim

Do you also enjoy laughtracks on sitcoms?

@@johnlynch2011 Oh ya

Yep... I watch for Ben reacting

I might get one of those baptism things that my boomer mother never had for me.

I want Tim to imitate Ray as a tent preacher

Joey your onto something here Joey

@GaRdZ definitely. The algorithm hides his content

I was here at 6 k he's gotten huge in pretty much 2 years. He's doing great.

We live in a society where people get offended at everything and so do social media algos. And Tim, bless his enlarged heart, goes out of is way to offend in various ways.

you really think 500k intelligent people watch yt?

@@demolitionsexpert yes

Praise be. May Tim be with you.

@@adamgardener8624 and also with you

#papabless

🤣🤣🤣

@Atlantis Rising why

😂😂😂

I think he used to be a tour guide

@@michelebergman4336 no fucking way I KNEW he was the type of sick fuck who would take on that sort of career path

@@cloudbloom ur funny are U from Jersey ?

@@michelebergman4336 I wish. Then I would have a legitimate excuse for my crippling opiate addiction :(

Lips of steel on that boy

Who should we follow to get updates from AU? Can’t believe what I’m hearing / seeing.

I think it’s important that he is bilateral

I'm kinda feeling this set up

Clearly Ben is taking over the show, he’s what everybody is here for, which is why he’s commanding half the screen

After seeing him doing his "black hands" bit during the The Many Saints rehearsal, i think he should indeed sit on the right.

Stop talking about yourself this show is about Tim!

How the fuck does that even work

Hahhaha I get what you mean. Tim’s podcasts have helped my mental health sooo much over the years, even though it’s mostly dark humor he always makes me laugh and puts a smile on my face. He’ll always be one of my favorite comedians. I knew from the very beginning that he was going to blow up and become much more famous and gain a ton of followers. He is super unique in every way and very smart. Right now there is no one quite like him in the comedy world. And yeah he will never see any of the comments I leave and 95% from others on all of his platforms, but it still doesn’t stop me from doing it. He deserves the praise and compliments for all he has accomplished and how much talent he has.

Absolutely. I discovered him during covid and he saved me

Time stamp??

@@RochaRules ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ERthMhUS37E.html

@@danvandal4127 Thanks homie. Tims a Gem.

Nah, look at that windburnt face. He's using a 30', three in line inboard waverunner. Rigged with C4 if he gets stopped by the Coastguard.

@@peachmelba1000 Good point

@@Krim707 And to all the retirees at the Palm Beach Yacht Club, he's just "Tim, from the marina."

@@peachmelba1000 💣 🤯

not a native speaker. no idea what this comment is really about :D

2 likes two weeks in a row. And so it goes.

True fan. Does yours have a Marlboro light on it?

@@darlenev9988 I actually decided to use Newport 100's so I get a less racist uncle vibes

you must be knew here

And he did it for free

@@ShatterNWO p can xtoo go C

@@ShatterNWO 😂 nope …but I DID laugh hysterically for an hour straight. Pure genius right here.

Life in a big city

LMAO

They should play twins in a movie

i love u ❤️

Will Joe's natural trip from dmt during his death be depleted?

Rip Rogan

Same

Same exact thought process.

Lmao 🤣🤣

Everyone has off nights

Ivermectin, mon!

Joe died, but he rose again on the third day to go live with the machine elves. If you take DMT, you will see the risen Joe in a vision.

Homer style.

Young Jamie isn't allowed to cuck Rogan post-mortem, it's for Ben only