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Part 1 Can be found here: • #285 - Tom Segura, Ber...
Tom Segura, Comedian and Co-Host of the "Your Mom's House" podcast, and Bert Kreischer, Comedian and Host of Trip Flip on Travel Channel whos season premier is June 2nd at 8pm. joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt live in studio.
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@krissflood142 6 месяцев назад

Who’s here in 2024?!👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

@itzajdmting 5 месяцев назад

Me.... Man, I love reminiscing these old shows.

@MichiganMade 5 месяцев назад

Tremendous

@secretstravel 5 месяцев назад

Here for the lizard meat

@danielashworth6748 5 месяцев назад

Tremendous

@girthbrooks49038 5 месяцев назад

Like a docta

@matty4natty 3 года назад

These boys are absolute legends, who are still going strong. Uncle Joey out here changing lives- bless you boys

@elLocodelsubte Год назад

Its the church of whats happening now... Joey is the preacher, and everybody is listening... Love u Joey i i wish i could meet you!

@smokagaming Год назад

same lmao

@Señor916.Ixpol14 9 месяцев назад

You can see how much alcohol has damaged Berts brain from how sober and coherent he is here compared to now a days. He’s much more intelligent and humble here compared to now.

@sgtjemsey7246 5 лет назад

bert and tom's bromance is honestly heartwarming

@hughjanus6975 Год назад

These guys have been laying out the blueprint for comedy and how to survive it for years, we're so lucky to have this information.

@Halozocker104 4 года назад

14:12 man i though my pc just died, waited for the bluescreen

@sheeeitmayn4384 4 года назад

Same I was about to flip shit

@KU-mq4er 4 года назад

“I don’t want to burn out, Bert” 😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣😂😂

@Coldwallbar 2 года назад

I've been watching a lot of the solo Lee and Joey episodes. This is the funniest of the 80+ I've scanned so far working from home

@JerrybearTV 2 года назад

One of the best 😂 Joey was on fire

@marcustinsley8113 Год назад

Slim jim magoo 😂

@TheLoveInYourEar Год назад

23:06 Bert realizes his dream

@stattoo32 8 лет назад

Bert nailed it, I too want to hear different types of comedy based on their experiences!!

@damianv5385 3 года назад

Go to 36:50🤣🤣 just look at Bert lmao

@RoganPetersonStoic 10 месяцев назад

Its nearly 2024 and this is still gold

@Stephanie-le2ec 4 года назад

Bert is literally an 11 yo boy child.

@ironferret 2 года назад

I love this bankroll of old episodes still up on youtube. God bless the church, the joint, and the 2 bears in a cave 🖤🖤🖤🤘👍

@sauce1319 4 года назад

Crazy he does a tourbus tour crazy since then dope

@cbixby7256 2 месяца назад

Tom & Bert need to go back and listen to joeys rule on taking a break to ensure you deliver a good product!

@tybogit 4 года назад

14:10 what happened to 30sec missed audio?

@1interesting2 9 лет назад

I enjoyed this

@lala188420 6 лет назад

Love Uncle Joey so much!!!!! So sad I’m missing your Philly show 🙁

@markphillips4682 4 года назад

Motley Crue! It's 2019 and they are still here and are going on your again in 2020.

@SolitudesSanity 4 года назад

its in Rogan's personal file

@Mradamschannel 9 лет назад

Have to say I like the little Monday morning well wishes on Twitter goes further than you'd think

@garbougesenior3486 3 года назад

And look where Bert is now one of the biggest in the game

@TrollHiddenCave 3 года назад

I don't know how these people talk so long I don't think I could maintain a two-hour conversation

@christoff1499 2 года назад

"let the canary out of the mine" 32:00 nice try, Brent.

@alejandrodelangel2920 7 лет назад

We’ve been on for how ever fuck it 😂😂😂😂

@colebennett7487 Год назад

22:09 Johnny pimp

@kylewittman3115 4 года назад

Absolutely tremendous!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahaaaaa

@highrelief5049 9 лет назад

You have earned the right to be my friend Bert.

@nathanelidownhour7914 9 лет назад

showing Houston some love!!! yes

@mdp_-vn4bo 2 года назад

37:06

@littlefrog9553 3 года назад

Bert is so insecure in this, it's hard to watch

@johnndamascene 8 лет назад

Uncle Joey is the greatest anti-depressant of all time! This episode is tremendous

@darxcide7375 8 лет назад

LIKE A DOCTAA

@francoochoa3176 5 лет назад

I'm watching this right now after feeling like shit all day from flopping on a math final and it's saving me

@sarahyman6777 4 года назад

Dude don’t trip on ur final let Joey take care of it

@evanabbott2737 4 года назад

Franco Ochoa that’s what’s UP, Franco!😁👍

@Kyman23 4 года назад

Truuuuu

@ramp622 9 лет назад

Bert: "Joey is there ever a time where you say to yourself , "im too fucked up off this edible?" Joey : Everyday Lee: Tell them what you do Joey : I wake up i brush off, and i go back to the lion that bit me" LOL. ..

@raimundosilva4382 4 года назад

Beleza fala mais tarde você dá daqui a meia hora eu ligo para você eu faço parapara saber se as mensagens dos promotores vai tirar você daqui a pouco eu vou eu passo abra o vídeo de vocês para perguntar se vou só dar uma saidinha ali vou pegar vou ver se tem estão disposição vou procurar ele agora vê se ele tá disponível para poder fazer entrar em contato com

@raimundosilva4382 4 года назад

Ensolarado e eu faço ele só laco e eu faço

@raimundosilva4382 4 года назад

Manda mensagem demanda a responder isso para poder entrar em contato com você certinho que alguém da justiça que vai entrar em contato com

@lm6827 4 года назад

Joey battling his spirit animals off them edibles lmaooo wrestling with the beast!

@raimundosilva4382 4 года назад

The sieve tem onde está sendo dessa palavra é vida é um do juízo tá virando um banana como

@DarkLordofTheSith69 6 лет назад

Joey was on fire in this episode ...Lee stoned to the gills random volume bursts freeze screens drooling all over the soundboard power giggling ..

@sacequeensny5311 5 лет назад

"POWER GIGGLING" LOL

@evanabbott2737 4 года назад

SacE MurdA SeeKnDestroY hahahahaha

@chucklefizz 4 года назад

That flyin Jew and his uncontrollable power giggling. Love it.

@TomCasey 4 года назад

Freeze screens LMFAO

@canadianwolverine2447 4 года назад

Great episode, had me laughing out loud 4 real though.😂

@aswarrior6365 3 года назад

Listening in 2021. Love goin back to these old episodes.

@Doritsboobshadow 3 года назад

He wasn’t no fucking football coach

@skylarjohnston96 3 года назад

I’m here with you brotha

@Hectoralejandroguerrero 3 года назад

🔥🔥🎨

@jaredstephens8399 3 года назад

Me too. It legitimately made me sad hearing he took that meth knowing that’s actually how his dad passed away. No judging, I love Joey. I just didn’t like my own mental comparison.

@aidanbagwell9590 3 года назад

Its like a different world

@theronskier1 8 лет назад

this lee dude is one of the highest ive seen a human being get. god bless him.

@Blueswailer 8 лет назад

I want to get as high as Lee one day. It's a bucket list item. I mean fuck, in a recent Church session on Vimeo(like in the last 3 months, I've been high as much as I can so I can't remember accurately) Lee said he was on 800mg of THC edibles. 800 fucking milligrams. For a normal stoner 20-40mg is a dose that makes itself very clear and felt, you know you done ate it. I'm not sure what the amounts per star are in differing strengths of the star of death, but Joey has often had 20mg stars on Church. Lee could eat 40 of those and still function. It's literally mind-boggling. Joey taught the young padawan well, he has fully earned his nickname of "The Flying Jew" in the past two years. Every time I see someone quipping how Lee is high I think "well, he could smoke you out three times over chump."

@ThomasSaliou 7 лет назад

Algiz my dude Lee will take around 1200mg a day or so he tells me

@Blueswailer 7 лет назад

Thomas Saliou Yeah, I am aware how much Lee throws down with the edibles. That's why I said it's a bucket list item. I want to get so high I see the Devil too.

@ThomasSaliou 7 лет назад

how many mgs have you gone into the merky waters of the underworld

@cosmovedder1354 7 лет назад

When u see him, challenge him to a fiddle playing contest.

@Turner9090 5 лет назад

Lee makes me think that life is really just fine

@timstarmer5242 4 года назад

Just the thought that his chubby ass is out there getting stoned to the gills and eating boritos makes me happy

@whitelightning2402 4 года назад

Beautiful.

@davidec.4021 4 года назад

This.

@willtay3016 2 года назад

It is

@nolimitj2161 Год назад

@@willtay3016 yessir

@VedicSage 11 месяцев назад

What's that thing that your body produces when you're stressed that makes you fat? Serotonin --- when comedian/podcasters discuss physiology :) [it's cortisol].

@erictyler5729 9 лет назад

Everyone be nicer to Lee, Joey puts him on Jupiter every time they record!

@Brrrrrt 8 лет назад

+Trane Sonic ikr lmaoo

@10JTGarcia 7 лет назад

It's good for him. Look how far he has come.

@dr.gonzo4205 7 лет назад

Eric Tyler He's still a whiney bitch that screams when he laughs like a little girl

@hiramabiff9545 6 лет назад

Dr.Gonzo Duels420 he's alright joey has helped him let himself out

@williamlane292 6 лет назад

Hiram Abiff He definitely has more of a spine these days. 💖

@ts9216 5 месяцев назад

Man you can really see how money changed these two… mainly Bert… not saying good or bad it’s just noticeable

@bluewater_1142 Год назад

Still never gets old hearing Joey give nutrition and diet advice 😂

@B14k3 4 года назад

1:17:17 Uncle Joey pauses his story and glances over to Lee. “What are you doing over there lee?” “I’m just listening” Lmao 😂

@brooklynbiggie 3 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@treuby 2 года назад

@animatedmeat6986 6 лет назад

Haha, I’m more in that room than Lee is.

@adztho 5 лет назад

He runs the show

@TrollHiddenCave 3 года назад

U got real drugz

@adamsaxo 9 лет назад

Lee Syatt's edible kicks in around 4:20

@__Gw 3 года назад

Seen this comment at 4:17 and immediately started dying 🤣

@staffh3815 Год назад

What kind of file does he have

@jacobragazzo3696 4 года назад

Lee’s giggle makes me so happy

@CZRXCZR 6 лет назад

LMFAO @ 4:13 “Rogan’s got it in his personal file.”

@timstarmer5242 4 года назад

His gay file with pics of all his friends shirtless

@Max-zr7hr 4 года назад

I cracked up at that too

@TehUltimateSnake 3 года назад

LMAO lee's funny as shit

@austinbraasch7449 3 года назад

Dude was baked

@mdp_-vn4bo 3 года назад

Man that’s my favorite part of this whole video 😂😂

@connorryan6026 Год назад

Dude…listening in 2023 and this is one of the most motivational videos without even trying because look how much Tom & Bert have EXPLODED since this pod (Joey is Joey ✊) and this was only 7 years ago. So much can happen in a relatively short period if you grind hard and constantly look to get better

@cloudf772 Год назад

16:54 i absolutely LOVE how joey protects Lee and backs him up he doesnt make fun of him to bully him or anything joey is just that uncle you truely want to have in the fam Joey your AMAZING!!😊

@slickwufu9023 2 года назад

18:00 Berts talking about a tour of one nighters at different states with friends like the one hes currently doing with Joey now in 2022, tremendous.

@joelhendrickson6179 7 месяцев назад

Crazy how much more enjoyable Bert is when he’s not being an insufferable narcissist playing a character that constantly acts ignorant and doesn’t interrupt every 2 seconds

@interovic 4 года назад

12:39 that Lee laugh is completely out of nowhere. Tremendous

@Bhrok3n 6 лет назад

Lee and Bert have the same laugh... Indistinguishable at times... Lol

@kylefrommontana2671 2 года назад

This episode is a remnant of a time when I still listened to the Church, YMH, Bertcast, TFATK, JRE, Tigerbelly and a lot of others. I still tune in from time to time but things are so different now. This episode reminds me of just how good literally every one of those podcasts were at that time. My phone battery was constantly dying back then. Good shit!

@AuntMaggie 2 года назад

Everyone is afraid of getting cancelled. I can hardly watch YMH anymore.

@anonliquid4853 Год назад

They were loose back then!

@trst361 Год назад

It was hard to communicate to people the sheer value of content that was getting pumped out. There was TOO much GOOD content, that was a legit issue. My boss (desk job) at the time asked me straight up, "what are you laughing at?!" And I just told them, "you're not going to know, and I will never tell you because I like my job."

@josiffexplosiff1 Год назад

Why are you writing this stupidity though??

@tylerparkermusic Год назад

What’s changed with them all?

@SmokeymcJoint420 9 лет назад

Lee, for the love of God.....TURN UNCLE JOEY'S GOD DAMN MICROPHONE UP!!!!!! 285 episodes and youve NEVER gotten it right.

@raydio2129 9 лет назад

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@Crimeiskoolforkidz 4 месяца назад

I know you said this 8 years ago but it sounds fine to me just turn your volume up bud

@filibertogarciasi 6 лет назад

the weight gain started..... Colorado at the corner of main St and McAllister Blvd I'm the winter of 1985. i was a very thin, wouldn't say skinny, but real lean muscular individual, I happen to be jogging. my normal routine. I was like rookie Balboa. running through the snow. the old ladies would wait for me to pass by every morning at the coffee shop. Magoo's coffee shop, I will never forget. and when I passed by there, I happened to have at the old ladies watching me jog, and there a was. a grand opening sign. it was a Cuban/Chinese restaurant, and you know Uncle Joe. I had to go. I gained about... 250-268lbs in one year. when I got that big that's when I moved to LA

@joelhuh268 6 лет назад

Lmfao

@BenTLR01 4 года назад

Magoo's coffee shop 😂

@bfantaye 7 лет назад

Yo, why is Bert asking if the show is ending every 5 minutes??!! 😂😂😂

@DarkLordofTheSith69 6 лет назад

Bogale Fantaye are we leaving ?

@yyzx_6668 4 года назад

is the podcast over?

@hoskins74 4 года назад

He's blasted! Lol

@littlefrog9553 3 года назад

Because he's insecure and anxious. It's like he has separation anxiety at this point in his life.

@OUTLAWinTX 5 месяцев назад

These are the best episodes. Before these guys changed. Tom and Bert are insufferable nowadays.

@camdensworld0516 Год назад

Bert and his constant promotion is obnoxious. Always has been. He just apparently beat everyone into submission.

@rekocastren923 Год назад

Joey vs. MoMo's 6-0.

@jeffkenevil5 5 лет назад

Rest in peace Ralphie. Great podcast Joey and Lee.

@rileygally2967 4 года назад

Bert “Tom and I deal with weight gain” Kreischer

@GibItUp 4 года назад

Damnit. I wish this started with the one eyes drug dealer story from part 1 lmao

@jerry.201 4 года назад

Said the same thing

@nimo_014 4 года назад

@Luna EB the binge eating that happens afterwards

@Tecknut75 4 года назад

@Luna EB That too

@AdamDylanFoley 5 лет назад

Dr's will be Prescribing 3 hours of Joey Diaz for Extreme depression and Suicidal thoughts..

@scurpyy 6 месяцев назад

joey is the realest person that has ever existed

@leorickt.9604 8 лет назад

lee's tripping balls during this.

@sacequeensny5311 5 лет назад

Lee can't find his balls while in Outta SPACE!! Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

@norlos2277 6 лет назад

Lee’s laugh every 30 mins is killing me

@6Metal6Head6 7 лет назад

what happened to the continuation from the last part of this one? After the funeral the guy wanted to talk to him about something

@patti628 7 лет назад

ikr i wanna hear it

@TitoBongz 6 лет назад

Check out the audio podcast on the website. You'll find the full story there.

@hazemhaidar2511 8 лет назад

I feel good for Bill Burr whenever I hear those guys talk about him doing good. Hes so fuckin humble he makes me feel like hes always bombing

@timstarmer5242 4 года назад

Burrs bit is tired imo, hes all hostile and yelling, isn't not what young people are into

@myke23111 4 года назад

Billy RIPPED into Theo on his podcast. Pretty entertaining

@timstarmer5242 4 года назад

@@myke23111 hes more just douchy and makes it uncomfortable to watch.

@myke23111 4 года назад

@@timstarmer5242 I agree. I don't like Bill Burr as much after watching that Theo podcast but he might've been having a bad day. Regardless, his perspective and nagging voice does get to you after listening to him for awhile. I can only take so much

@edwardjones2202 2 года назад

@@timstarmer5242 😂 Who gives a fuck about young people he's not selling pop songs

@mitchtheboglin4619 4 года назад

This podcast reminded me how much I hate Bert Kreischer. He’s not funny-at all. He should listen to his inner calling and become a rep for Natty Light and stay close to the frat houses on college campuses. I’d pay $100 to watch Lee before i pay $1 to watch Bert.

@nicholasalexander8505 Год назад

Its so weird but ever since the end of the pandemic, I've came back to OLD podcasts like these. There is something about these old podcasts that just makes me pack a bowl and sit back and relax.

@djphoenixproductions Год назад

Mannnn it's a shame we will never get to hear what was said between part one and two, he was in the middle of a fuckin awesome story god dammit 😆

@D-Fens_1632 Год назад

Yeah I'm wondering what happened here. There are multiple breaks in continuity that are a bit confusing. It just blacked out and spliced into a new segment as I was typing this. It's like it's out of order or something, but it's such a good one I can get past it.

@raygun26 Год назад

@@D-Fens_1632 the guy steering the ship has one foot in the grave and one on a banana peel. Lee was stoned.

@cooperthehomie4187 Год назад

Tuning in Jan 2023. This episode is pure gold. I have never laughed harder😭

@SynApsis88 9 лет назад

I wish Lee could figure out why there are so many cuts/pauses/glitches in these uploads.

@DarkLordofTheSith69 6 лет назад

Synapsis Lee couldn't tell you his last name he's fuckin stoned to the gills ..Joey force feeds him 1000 mg brownies then asks him to run a tv production ..he fukin drools all over the equipment and leans all over the knobs and dials ..it wouldn't be a Joey Diaz show without getting your ears blown off one minute and u can't hear shit the next ...I fell asleep one night with my headphones in ...fuckin Joey starts screaming at Lee and the volume went up to 90 decibels I levatated out of bed and ripped my charger out the wall and spilt all my shit everywhere scared the fukin life out of me

@evanabbott2737 6 лет назад

Judge Dredd- hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

@cidfacetious3722 6 лет назад

@@DarkLordofTheSith69 this^

@coliniscolingaming 6 лет назад

lol this shit happens all the time when im listening in public

@Myersst Год назад

Talk about coming a long way. If they could only see where they’d be in 7 years from this point. They’d never believe it.

@Craigaramajama 9 лет назад

lee, take some time and figure out these production problems. even if you make small improvements it will make a big difference.

@mattfoley6665 7 лет назад

Give the u think ur joey a rest

@MCandela922 6 лет назад

Yeah the only downfall of most of these podcasts. I hate how the volume changes so much too. \

@ayox 6 лет назад

plopping

@thismothafuckasaid7304 6 лет назад

He's trying to run shit smoothly, while Joey is encouraging or dosing him to get high. Plus, he gets balls busted at same time

@iambetterthanHLG 6 лет назад

Got grapes like im julius ceasar lmao

@kevincreamer8060 3 года назад

The episode 2 bears 1 cave originated

@lubbucs546 9 лет назад

Van Wilder is based on a Rollingstone article about Bert's years at Florida State.

@benjipesci5197 6 лет назад

Adam Moody that's tight

@Stickand Год назад

Anyone still listening in 2023?

@matty4natty 7 месяцев назад

Guilty 🤚 this is great, takes me back. Tom had hair

@blissdoubt3931 7 месяцев назад

2024 now, still listening to

@orremm 6 месяцев назад

2024. Dan muir did a lot of creepy things, it wasn't good. Rest in peace

@jamesliotine 4 месяца назад

Biiihhhhhhh in 2024

@garbougesenior3486 3 года назад

Joey “I don’t respect a thief without a gun” Diaz

@Huxtee7 8 лет назад

Nice to see Lee's dad on the podcast.

@spark8147 Месяц назад

Rogen got ur in his personal file 😂😂😂

@giovanni5819 Год назад

Who’s here in 2023?!?! 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

@brandencroom Год назад

Had to comeback for the anniversary

@tylerfoley2859 7 месяцев назад

3-2-2024

@Vicsancho9 2 года назад

Re listening to this and 7 yrs later and Bert doing his bus tour now and even got Joey to join in !🔥

@JerrybearTV 2 года назад

Was thinking the same! Joey bananas

@enthuziast 10 месяцев назад

2024 and still checks out joey coco diaz ty

@parrishwl 9 лет назад

i love this episode so much !!! Joey forgets while telling a story what he was talking about & Lee has the whole time no idea whats so ever - i laughed so hard tonight - thank you guys :)) Bert & Tom are always fun as well

@josephscarborough8888 6 лет назад

Yeesh, lay off the flying jew! I'm surprised he remains conscious with the amount of weed Joey makes him take. 600mg would put me into a coma for 3 days.

@Sjoerd2212 7 лет назад

Rogan has it in his personal file!

@rileygally2967 4 года назад

AKA Jamie + google 😂

@thSubliminalCriminal 9 лет назад

There's no animosity here; Bert and Tom may be a bit jealous of Lee Syatt, but who wouldn't be?? He's relatively a kid compared to them and he's being schooled by Joey Diaz. Imagine where Bert and Tom would be now if they knew Joey Diaz in their 20's.