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@ChompChain
@ChompChain 9 лет назад
Saying you only use 10% of your brain is like saying you only use 33% of a traffic light
@redbird1500
@redbird1500 9 лет назад
+malobi100 Thanks for letting us know that bro. Some insightful shit right there....
@elvis316
@elvis316 9 лет назад
+The Bread Boy Too funny. So funny, in fact, I am going to use this as my own.
@darkdoctor5156
@darkdoctor5156 8 лет назад
+The Bread Boy I had never thought of it like that. All I knew is that if you used 100% of your brain in one instant it is very likely you are having a seizure (maybe a stroke one or the other)
@-Zer0Dark-
@-Zer0Dark- 8 лет назад
+Dark Doctor A seizure is random, uncontrolled firing between neurons. A stroke, on the other hand, is typically caused by a blockage within a blood vessel or by a bleed within the brain. Proper brain function isn't just about how much you use at one time, but how much order there is within that use. There's no reason (that I can see) why a brain can't be 100% active and start malfunctioning without there being an error in the circuitry.
@AndYouGotALetter
@AndYouGotALetter 8 лет назад
+The Bread Boy You're using the traffic light at 33% of its capacity.
@kayraniumk3292
@kayraniumk3292 7 лет назад
>Gets new drug to enhance brain power >ALL of the brain is accessed >Manual breathing mode >Manual heartbeat mode >Manual Digestion >Dies
@rupambanerjee2066
@rupambanerjee2066 5 лет назад
This comment is wayyy underrated
@qty1315
@qty1315 5 лет назад
@@rupambanerjee2066 He probably got the idea for it from Manual Samuel, which used the exact premise.
@adventureseeker8988
@adventureseeker8988 4 года назад
@@qty1315 you beat me to it with Manual Samuel.
@MrNate-jd1nc
@MrNate-jd1nc 4 года назад
How you do that? Comment says on thing, click on view replies it says another.
@scottkraft1062
@scottkraft1062 4 года назад
Love it
@Jester123ish
@Jester123ish 9 лет назад
That statistic about only using 10% of our brains comes from screenwriter's estimates of the intelligence of the audience.
@chiefmalik1729
@chiefmalik1729 9 лет назад
We use all of our brain. And by all, I don' t mean the whole brain, the whole time. That would made as sick or die or burn all of our body's energy immediately. I don' t know. I mean that sometimes we use some areas and othertimes we use other areas of our brain. But for each time, each group of areas that we are using that particular time, sums up to 10% of our brain in use. From the other hand, I don't think that this is an absolute number. For example, when you sleep you may use 8% or more. 1% for heart beating + 1% for breathing + 1% for moving your body + 5% for dreaming.
@TheProGamingDragon
@TheProGamingDragon 9 лет назад
+Andrew Washington please go on. we all care. we really do.
@hector60938
@hector60938 9 лет назад
+Andrew Washington please shut the fuck up. you're giving me cancer. the brain works constantly all the fucking time and it works its parts all the time. just skip
@hector60938
@hector60938 9 лет назад
+Hektor Steel * just stop
@Jester123ish
@Jester123ish 9 лет назад
+Hektor Steel You know you can edit your comment?
@vociferonheraldofthewinter2284
The gun thing is very true. My son dropped his weapon and had an accidental discharge. He contacted the gun manufacturer. They paid to have it shipped back *immediately* and sent him a replacement free of charge. They contacted him after a MONTH of tests, told him the issue, assured him that the problem was unique to his gun and it was over. Why did they do all of that? Because if there's a type of gun out there that fails when dropped (and yes. A gun going off when dropped is a huge *failure*) , they might need to recall a bunch of guns.
@ReynardFuchsmann
@ReynardFuchsmann 8 лет назад
And old revolvers will go off if you drop them in the firing hammer.
@maxhydekyle2425
@maxhydekyle2425 8 лет назад
+Xortsa the operative word there is old.
@ReynardFuchsmann
@ReynardFuchsmann 8 лет назад
+kyle magaro Your point?
@maxhydekyle2425
@maxhydekyle2425 8 лет назад
+Xortsa Because that's the operative word there?
@reeltactical6580
@reeltactical6580 8 лет назад
shotguns with a shell in the chamber will likely go off if dropped. that's why cops store their shotguns "cruiser ready" in their vehicles ( the shotgun loaded with nothing in the chamber and the safety off)
@emilyblack7342
@emilyblack7342 9 лет назад
I tried to explain the ludicrous Lucy thing to my mom, she just kept defending it. We got into a middle-loud argument in the middle of the mall. Brought it up the other day, she still believes that if you just 'unlock your brains potential' through her hippie meditation and stuff, it will do... Something. Why me...
@viljamtheninja
@viljamtheninja 9 лет назад
I'm pretty sure there are worse mothers out there.
@emilyblack7342
@emilyblack7342 9 лет назад
John Doe I'm a teenager. For the next few years I am entitled to be a bit ungrateful. It's just kind of annoying that I like to be logical and scientific and my parents are a new agey hippie and a religious person who legitimately believes in creationism.
@viljamtheninja
@viljamtheninja 9 лет назад
Emily Black I can relate to the fact that this is probably a bit annoying, but does she try to force you into accepting her own world view? If not, maybe you should try to accept hers as well: it's possible having a discussion about world views without trying to convert one another, you know. And maybe you can both reach a deeper respect and understanding for one another, if you both keep open minds and whatnot. Then again, of course I don't know your mother, maybe it's impossible to speak to her. But it's worth a shot, maybe?
@emilyblack7342
@emilyblack7342 9 лет назад
viljamtheninja Its more like a condescending ʻthere will be a time in your life...ʻ thing. Its best that i just avoid the subject entirely.
@mitchelldavis482
@mitchelldavis482 9 лет назад
viljamtheninja "maybe you should try to accept hers as well: " While we're at it, let's also accept every conspiracy theory on the planet, because logic, reason, and science are completely unimportant. "if you both keep open minds and whatnot. " Not this crap! Having an open mind is no good if it is so open your brain falls out (the creationist hippy parent being a solid example). Only some things are true, so one must be selective in approaching all claims. I commend Emily Black for trying *not* to be an adulate to ignorance and superstition and pseudoscience.
@23daughters
@23daughters 8 лет назад
'We're supposed to laugh because they look and sound different and we don't understand them.' - spot on.
@nmcvicker03
@nmcvicker03 8 лет назад
+bug k or... you know... they were terrorists who stole a nuclear weapon and were bent on blowing up a major American city.
@23daughters
@23daughters 8 лет назад
in a hollywood movie? how convenient.
@nmcvicker03
@nmcvicker03 8 лет назад
bug k yeah because never before have islamic extremist committed acts of terror before. Its so out of the ordinary.
@23daughters
@23daughters 8 лет назад
never before did I say they didn't. I'm commenting on the general theme of American action films.
@CazRaX
@CazRaX 8 лет назад
+bug k Shocking how a movie made in America, with mostly American cast and crew, budgeted by American companies would be set in America, it is un-fucking-believable how that happens. I mean it's not like the original movie was set in France, with a French cast and crew was budgeted by a French company and was set in France or anything... oh wait a second, IT WAS!!!
@lucyhannah1227
@lucyhannah1227 8 лет назад
It's hilarious how the brain can assume false facts about itself
@iniminimoshimo
@iniminimoshimo 8 лет назад
It also named itself
@BrickBuster2552
@BrickBuster2552 8 лет назад
Why would it specifically identify attributes that aren't real? Language and numbers are man-made concepts. Your brain isn't gonna know how to identify the functionality of those parts because your consciousness has no connection to those parts of the body.
@aliceliddell8413
@aliceliddell8413 7 лет назад
Like how I think I'm smart....hmmmm....interesting.....
@BrickBuster2552
@BrickBuster2552 5 лет назад
Language and numbers are not intrinsic parts of human beings as a whole. They just work.
@beautifulmeeses
@beautifulmeeses 4 года назад
@Jdawg Vapes425 that sounds... Very condescending.
@CrystalWilliamsBrownArt
@CrystalWilliamsBrownArt 8 лет назад
The 10% of the brain thing used to drive me crazy, like dude you use all of your brain that's why brain damage is an issue. But then I just gave up and decided to suspend my disbelief.
@haravikk
@haravikk 8 лет назад
You must have access to the part of your brain that allows you to do that, since I'm only limited to a mere 10% this movie "fact" continues to annoy the hell out of me. It's in so many TV shows as well where it's either the basis of the show, or the theme of an episode or something. It's not as if there is no shortage of other bullshit ways you can justify super powers, but it seems to be the default setting that if you want super-powers to seem plausible then you say the 10% thing as if that means anything. I mean, a chunk of your brain is memory, but you're not accessing every memory you've ever had at all times; same with parts for motor control, you only need the pieces for what you're currently doing and so-on. I want to see the film where someone unlocks the full 100%, has a massive fit in which they are forced to relive their entire life and then dies.
@GrzegorzDurda
@GrzegorzDurda 8 лет назад
The number 10% Is in regards to cognitive thoughts and what makes you , YOU. Ofcourse 100% of the brain is utilized and the brain is capable of distributive processing (plasticity) in cases of damage or large chunks of it being missing.
@Alidwee1
@Alidwee1 8 лет назад
+Haravikk It's a shame they use the 10% thing because most of the time it's completely unnecessary. Like in limitless; Did the drug dealer really need to mention it? It's not like it was a major plot point or anything. At the end of the day, it just comes Down to sloppy writing, and most of the time I feel like the "fact" is shoehorned into the script. I would much rather they give us an unrealistic excuse for the "powers" rather than spewing out this overused bullshit.
@maxhydekyle2425
@maxhydekyle2425 8 лет назад
+Alidwee In limitless they could've easily made up something else like speeding up the synapses or something.
@Alidwee1
@Alidwee1 8 лет назад
+kyle magaro Exactly. Anything original would work.
@JadedeaJade
@JadedeaJade 8 лет назад
i love the way this guy talks, he has sudden pauses and speed ups.
@Sidiciousify
@Sidiciousify 6 лет назад
actually its annoying and whorish.
@jennymisteqq695
@jennymisteqq695 5 лет назад
JadedeaJade He reminds me of Chris Pratt’s character in Parks and Recreation.
@mymicks21
@mymicks21 5 лет назад
I can't stand it. It's such a waste that all of the creativity and research behind these videos is delivered by such a poor speaker.
@chrispbacon5313
@chrispbacon5313 5 лет назад
I like it. Reminds me of a cartoon character😁
@XxShadowGTxX
@XxShadowGTxX 5 лет назад
It's like he's trying to act like Steven Crowder but comes off as just an ass.
@infinightmoon6268
@infinightmoon6268 9 лет назад
Okay, that scene where the machine gun is falling down the stairs is hilarious. That thing was clearly firing up the stairs at the woman who dropped it, yet she's totally unaffected.
@jeremiahjackson2743
@jeremiahjackson2743 9 лет назад
Infinight Moon That's EXACTLY what I was thinking!!!!
@myriadd6272
@myriadd6272 9 лет назад
True Lies was a parody of action spy thrillers so I don't think they cared too much about physics ;)
@jeremiahjackson2743
@jeremiahjackson2743 9 лет назад
myriad d Good point!
@CanMav
@CanMav 9 лет назад
Infinight Moon Because it's Jamie-Lee Curtis
@grantbarnes3678
@grantbarnes3678 9 лет назад
Infinight Moon Also, it wasn't a machine gun.
@Justmyhandle
@Justmyhandle 8 лет назад
Here's another one: "Even in death, the human body remains active. Hair and fingernails continue to grow", as quoted in 2002's Resident Evil, just one of multiple films over the years to perpetuate this myth. In reality, this has long been proven false on two main accounts: A) Skin requires hydration in life to stay healthy. After death, dehydration causes it to gradually retract around hair and nails, creating the illusion that the nails and hair themselves have grown. B) All living tissues require energy in order to function. In death, all systems and mechanisms that allowed biological growth in life no longer do so. Simply put, DEAD is DEAD, period. Interesting note: This myth is largely believed to have inspired the first depictions and concepts of vampires, long before Vlad Tepes inspired Dracula, due to the nails and teeth appearing like fangs and claws following skin retraction. Think about it, if you saw something like that in a coffin back when almost everything was blamed on the supernatural, how would you react? :3 www.drweil.com/drw/u/ART02909/Seven-Medical-Myths.html
@Justmyhandle
@Justmyhandle 8 лет назад
***** This explains the science behind it better than I did. The source is at the bottom: "In order for fingernails to grow, new cells need to be produced and this can’t happen without glucose. Fingernails grow by an average of 0.1mm per day, a rate which slows as we age. A layer of tissue beneath the base of the nail called the germinal matrix is responsible for producing the vast majority of the cells which form the newest-growing part of the fingernail. The new cells push the older ones forwards, making the nail appear to lengthen from the tip. Death puts a stop to the supply of glucose, and therefore to fingernail growth." "A similar process occurs for hair. Each hair sits within a follicle that drives its growth. At the base of the follicle is the hair matrix, a group of cells that divide to produce the new cells that make hair strands longer. These cells divide very rapidly, but only when supplied with energy. This comes from the burning of glucose, which requires the presence of oxygen. Once the heart stops pumping oxygen round the body in the blood, the energy supply dries up, and so does the cell division that drives hair growth." www.bbc.com/future/story/20130526-do-your-nails-grow-after-death
@Justmyhandle
@Justmyhandle 8 лет назад
***** Right, I gotcha. Did you know, it's also possible to recall information you never consciously learned after taking brain damage? There are rare cases of people who suffer head trauma and suddenly, their subconscious mind randomly brings dormant data to the surface without their knowledge. Our brains constantly process and log information, even when we're not paying attention. You could randomly walk by someone on the street speaking Russian on their cell phone. Get into an accident that hits the right parts of the brain, and you may end up speaking that same Russian in the hospital. Some experts also theorize that this would explain cases of supposed demonic possession, in which victims started speaking in languages they were proven to never have taken lessons in. The brain truly is an amazing organ :)
@CrystalWilliamsBrownArt
@CrystalWilliamsBrownArt 8 лет назад
In the U.S. they tied strings to the body that would ring a bell above ground if the person woke up. It's where the common saying "dead ringer"( used to describe someone who looks just like someone else) comes from.
@ridercomin6556
@ridercomin6556 8 лет назад
Also the term "saved by the bell"
@blupunk01
@blupunk01 5 лет назад
@@CrystalWilliamsBrownArt The expression 'dead ringer' comes from American horse racing and originated at the end of the 19th century, when a horse that would be raced under a false name and pedigree was called a ringer. The word 'dead' in this expression refers not to lifelessness, but to “precise” or “exact.”
@naterk9460
@naterk9460 5 лет назад
You're right, people using 10% of their brains is definitely wrong. I've dealt with people before. It's much, much lower than that.
@DrShaym
@DrShaym 9 лет назад
Most people don't know a gunshot when they hear one because they expect them to sound like they do in movies. Most people also don't realize it when they've been shot. One of the guys who survived the Aurora theater shooting said he thought some kid was setting off firecrackers, and when he got hit, he thought somebody kicked him.
@MrClickity
@MrClickity 9 лет назад
It's the coconut effect in action. You know how older movies and radio/tv shows always used to bang coconuts together to simulate a horse's hoofbeats? Well people got so used to hearing it that they started thinking realistic hoofbeat sounds sounded fake. The same thing applies to "silencers" and the "thwip" sound they always make in movies and TV. The misconceptions became so widespread that manufacturers changed the term to "suppressors" to distance them from the Hollywood silencers.
@lastswordfighter
@lastswordfighter 9 лет назад
Now that bit from Monty Python makes sense.
@spinemelter2000
@spinemelter2000 9 лет назад
I've never heard a gunshot in real life. I only know what guns sound like from what I've heard on TV or in video games.
@Seriona1
@Seriona1 9 лет назад
spinemelter2000 Then you should know that different calibers make different sounds.
@jesselauch
@jesselauch 6 лет назад
Or they insist they hit their hand on something, because it felt like they hit their hand on something.
@Grnvolpe
@Grnvolpe 9 лет назад
I fucking hate that first lie. All these already dumb movie peddling an even dumber idea that can be easily corrected. And every time I see or hear it, it's like a hammer to the temple
@viljamtheninja
@viljamtheninja 9 лет назад
And most likely there is something in the world widely regarded as fact that you believe in with full conviction, because you're not an expert in the field and haven't happened to come across a youtube video explaining why it's incorrect. I highly doubt you drew all these conclusions yourself the first time you heard about that theory. So quit trying to be a badass acting like you know fucking everything and that everyone that doesn't is a dumbass. Because if you actually try to convince someone about how things work in that tone of voice, no one's going to listen and everyone's gonna think you're a supercilious asshole, rather than a person who happens to sit upon an interesting bit of knowledge.
@Grnvolpe
@Grnvolpe 9 лет назад
viljamtheninja calm down. I learned it in psych class. What I'm saying is, if someone tells you that you only use 10 or 30 % of your brain it only takes 5 seconds to say "No. You actually only use 10% at a time, because different parts of the brain are specialized for different tasks". And It's just a case of the lie spreading faster than the truth. And why are you writing so much? Are you lonely or something?
@viljamtheninja
@viljamtheninja 9 лет назад
Grnvolpe Well then, I guess we should both calm down. Works for me. I'm very well aware that it's a huge misconception, I just dislike the unproportional anger and/or arrogance people sometimes show when they happen to know things like this. This because of a simple reason: being called "dumb" and hearing that other people "fucking hate" when you believe what you believe, strangely enough, doesn't cause them to be more open to new knowledge (having taken psychology class, I'm sure you're aware of that better than me). And, I was writing so much because I was stalling before having to get down to studying, of course!
@Grnvolpe
@Grnvolpe 9 лет назад
viljamtheninja tldr
@OttoVonGarfield
@OttoVonGarfield 9 лет назад
I hear you, every time my bus driver said this, I wanted to go up and slap him.
@klunkeflunken
@klunkeflunken 8 лет назад
B..b..b.. but Morgan Freeman
@rickee2652
@rickee2652 8 лет назад
So cops DON'T have to admit being a cop when directly confronted (kudos to the Fast and the Furious for not joining in that lie) but entrapment is still a thing. If an undercover cop encourages or enables a crime to be committed, the case against the actual criminals will completely fall in a hole because it becomes a reasonable point that the only reason the crime happened is because the cop wanted it to. As a banal example: this is why officers in unmarked police cars don't just try and drag race every driver in a slightly sporty car - they'd never get an convictions from it because it could be argued that the only reason the defendant was driving dangerously or speeding was because he or she was goaded into that action by an officer.
@collinhovell8923
@collinhovell8923 8 лет назад
+rickee I'm not sure if this is everywhere, but you can always demand their name and badge number. You can justifiably argue that people do pose as cops and be completely difficult until he/she gives it up. After all, if it is cooperation they want, that is a two way street.
@CrystalWilliamsBrownArt
@CrystalWilliamsBrownArt 8 лет назад
If they identify themselves as a cop you can ask to see their name and badge, but they don't have to say they're a cop until they try to arrest you or shoot you.
@Jagonath
@Jagonath 8 лет назад
Yep, though police can legally entrap people in some circumstances (Sting operations). Eg. they can offer to buy drugs - if someone is selling, it's assumed they would sell it to anyone.
@jaywalt8418
@jaywalt8418 8 лет назад
+Jago Sevetar true but if the seller asks if they're a cop they have to admit or not commit the buy
@maxhydekyle2425
@maxhydekyle2425 8 лет назад
It pisses me off to no end how many cases of entrapment don't get prosecuted.
@jdw99
@jdw99 9 лет назад
Another myth... if your fuse or detonator doesn't work, you can just shoot high explosives with a gun to set them off.
@jimmyr545
@jimmyr545 7 лет назад
they should have done you can't file a missing person report for 24 hours. it's quoted more often than these but less common knowledge that it isn't true.
@iambicpentakill971
@iambicpentakill971 2 года назад
And more harmful given the urgency. It feels like propaganda from the kidnapping industry.
@Bergzore
@Bergzore 9 лет назад
If you're looking for a good time, scroll through the comments and read all the ignorant theories about the first fact.
@hector60938
@hector60938 9 лет назад
yup I'm doing that right now
@AndYouGotALetter
@AndYouGotALetter 8 лет назад
+Bergzore It's just a premise for a movie but even the detractors aren't getting it right.
@l.tc.5032
@l.tc.5032 8 лет назад
If Lucy really was using 100% at once of her brain she'd just be having a seizure
@Sahasrahla.
@Sahasrahla. 9 лет назад
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang is amazing and everyone should watch it. Entrapment IS a thing, but it has nothing to do with magic codes of honor that cops are forced to abide by. A cop can sit there and do coke right in front of you to convince you that he's a legitimate drug dealer/customer and not a cop. However, if you get caught committing a crime you wouldn't normally commit under normal circumstances, like if you were persuaded or coerced into it, that is entrapment.
@Dudeguyforeverlulz
@Dudeguyforeverlulz 9 лет назад
lightsoul007 like when an autistic kid in california with no friends bought marijuana because his new friend kept on insisting that he did, his new friend was a cop and the autistic kid with no friends got charged with a felony. JUSTICE
@Sahasrahla.
@Sahasrahla. 9 лет назад
Dudeguyforeverlulz Exactamundo. That's some world class BS right there! FFFUUck that cop
@dublinshea6320
@dublinshea6320 9 лет назад
lightsoul007 Fuck that cop!
@nickagriesti6708
@nickagriesti6708 9 лет назад
It's also not illegal in the states because courts tend to favor the demonstration of intent argument. we are the only western nation that does that.
@vulcancritic
@vulcancritic 9 лет назад
+lightsoul007 KKBB truly is a great movie that does not get enough credit
@xanatos8920
@xanatos8920 8 лет назад
Entrapment actually is a thing...It just has nothing to do with whether a cop tells you they're a cop or not.
@morscoronam3779
@morscoronam3779 7 лет назад
Yeah, Hollywood has a way with guns... they make marksmen protagonists impossibly perfect and guns have unlimited rounds (until a convenient safe place appears).
@kbm989m9
@kbm989m9 6 лет назад
Mors Coronam unless it’s a plot point yes usually they never run out of ammo in a movie
@winstonsallet9541
@winstonsallet9541 6 лет назад
Don’t forget the random spray and pray
@oliverholmes-gunning5372
@oliverholmes-gunning5372 5 лет назад
What really pisses me off is how no-one ever cocks a handgun before firing after putting in a fresh clip...
@nutella1757
@nutella1757 8 лет назад
That Lucy scene looked like a shitty version of elfen lied
@CappuccinoSquid
@CappuccinoSquid 7 лет назад
HaywoodYaBlowMe Fitting, as it's basically a shitty version of Akira. And Elfen Lied. Possibly bits of Guyver.
@anitabosse
@anitabosse 7 лет назад
I can't believe, I spent my money and wasted my time, going to theater to watch it!
@peterdietrich8810
@peterdietrich8810 9 лет назад
Why isn't there a movie where someone uses 100% of their brain at the same time, then has random spasms and dies in minutes.
@hector60938
@hector60938 9 лет назад
because it can't happen
@peterdietrich8810
@peterdietrich8810 9 лет назад
Why can't it happen?
@ae3qe27u3
@ae3qe27u3 8 лет назад
+Pete Detrick Your brain has different brain patterns for reading, writing, hearing, seeing, speaking, singing, listening to music, listening to someone talk, feeling a piece of cloth with a finger, feeling a piece of plastic with the bottom of your foot, feeling something in your bellybutton, controlling the movement of your eyes, dreaming, being on drugs, being on a different TYPE of drug, thinking about flowers, thinking about punching someone in the face, thinking about someone you love, eating chili, eating ice cream, drinking a soda, walking, running, smelling hairspray, doing math, so on and so forth. You couldn't possibly use all of your brain functions at the same time because there's no possible way to stimulate EVERYTHING at once.
@peterdietrich8810
@peterdietrich8810 8 лет назад
ae3qe27u3 Exactly, so if you managed to. the person would activate every muscle, and die violently.
@thegreeneyedbubu
@thegreeneyedbubu 4 года назад
Pretty sure that's a black mirror episode
@GloomyFish
@GloomyFish 8 лет назад
"a couple of guys throwing guns at eachother" That gives "gunslinger" a whole new meaning XD
@brandondavidson4085
@brandondavidson4085 6 лет назад
1:48 I love that whoever did Dan's graphics put the "Not Fart" process in the prefrontal cortex, where all of a person's higher thought, abstract thinking, and intangible planning happens.
@FindThePattern
@FindThePattern 8 лет назад
Yeah, movies keep pushing the "10% of your brain" BS, but Lucy gets a pass. Luc Besson has said he knew that when he wrote the script - he wrote it as a "Yeah, but what if that were true?" So complaining about Lucy using the "what if we could use more of our brain?" would be like calling out Superman for repeating the BS fact "what if men from other planets could fly?"
@FindThePattern
@FindThePattern 8 лет назад
Oh, and "entrapment" is definitely a thing. It just doesn't mean "cops have to tell you if they're a cop." It means a female cop can't pick you up in a bar, take you to a motel, have sex with you, and demand money to make her go away before charging you with paying for sex. (Yeah, it's really that hard to win an entrapment defense)
@keeranimal8
@keeranimal8 8 лет назад
+Philo Janus Yep...basically entrapment states that "the defendant had no prior intent to commit said crime in the first place, and was coerced by a law enforcement official into committing the crime," ie, when I was a teenager and was following a Florida state trooper three car lengths behind and he pulled over. waited for me to pass, then pulled behind me to light me up citing that he was exceeding the speed limit and I was matching his speed so therefore I was guilty of speeding...we fought the charge and it was all dismissed and called entrapment by the judge. Fun fact, a few years later I happened to have a friend that was a trooper and asked if he knew the guy, and he informed me that he had been transferred to the panhandle (4 hrs away) for messing with some girl and was now serving time for stalking after being discovered in her bushes around 3 am shortly after!
@mysss29
@mysss29 7 лет назад
How do you know supermen from other planets can't fly?
@theMosen
@theMosen 7 лет назад
Lucy doesn't get a pass. None of Luc Besson's movies get a pass, except Léon.
@FindThePattern
@FindThePattern 7 лет назад
For being dismissive of "The Fifth Element" you have automatically invalidated your opinion. Neener.
@neomp5
@neomp5 9 лет назад
it's not 10 percent of the PARTS of the brain. it's 10 percent of what it can DO. if you have a car that can drive up to !)) KPH, and you drive it at 10 KPH, you're not using 10% of the car. you're using 100% of the car to do 10% of what it's capable of.
@ultravioletwings
@ultravioletwings 9 лет назад
Are you just sort of repeating what you've heard or do you actually have a source you can cite?
@krombopulos_michael
@krombopulos_michael 9 лет назад
That's even more full of shit than the other version.
@neomp5
@neomp5 9 лет назад
are you guys under the impression that all people have the same mental capacity? or are you under the impression that people with low IQs use less of their brain than people with high IQs or people who can't play piano simply aren't using the piano-playing lobe? everyone uses !))% of their brain. but there are a lot of factors that determine how much they can DO with their brains. the statement that the "myth" is completely wrong is based on a complete misunderstanding of what it means.
@DoomFinger511
@DoomFinger511 9 лет назад
neomp5 the brain (expecially the cognitive parts) are like a muscle. Its has much potential but must be worked out and trained in order to increase it stregth. You actually grow more brain matter in parts of your brain associated with the activities you engage in. For some its reading books for others its watching cracked videos.
@neomp5
@neomp5 9 лет назад
exactly my point. but like a muscle, it can also be artificially enhanced to perform tasks it never could naturally. that's all these movies are talking about. that we only use a fraction of the potential of the brain, and hat that potential can be unlocked and even enhanced
@Fightingbadgers
@Fightingbadgers 9 лет назад
The 10% use of the brain misconception is definitely number 1 in the top 4 list of things people like to quote in fact-debunking videos :p
@RQLexi
@RQLexi 9 лет назад
To be fair, though, it is also pretty high up on the list of common misconceptions it is hard to believe that anyone could ever genuinely think was true.
@Djorgal
@Djorgal 9 лет назад
John Smith Well it couldn't have gotten in the most common misconceptions if no one believed it to be true.
@RQLexi
@RQLexi 9 лет назад
Djorgal Precisely
@Rottmann870
@Rottmann870 9 лет назад
It hurts to hear Morgan Freeman say it :(
@aliciad270
@aliciad270 9 лет назад
And it's ridiculous. It is obviously true, it became true the moment Morgan Freeman read those lines.
@EpimetheusLC
@EpimetheusLC 9 лет назад
The scene in True Lies is actually a fair representation of the MAC-10/11, which are open bolt and about as reliable as Bill Cosby's regard for consent. Wish that was mentioned.
@Deerintheocean
@Deerintheocean 9 лет назад
The you have to ask if their a cop thing is actually a really good rumor, for cops at least.
@redbird1500
@redbird1500 9 лет назад
+Aaron Treno (paratrooperfury) Legally it's true. But of course there are many loopholes to every law in existence, and with the right prosecutors they can easily exploit those loopholes.
@lucianwarren6052
@lucianwarren6052 9 лет назад
+Lil' Poot no legally it's not true. it's a complete myth. not sure where you're getting your fact from. An undercover cop is under no obligation to trek you they are a cop. Maybe you're thinking of patrolman in uniform. I believe they might get in trouble if they somehow denied they were a cop while on duty.
@redbird1500
@redbird1500 9 лет назад
Lucian Warren You sir, are completely wrong. www.justice.gov/usam/criminal-resource-manual-645-entrapment-elements Just because someone you trust/believe told you it was a myth, doesn't actually automatically make it a myth.
@lucianwarren6052
@lucianwarren6052 9 лет назад
www.erowid.org/freedom/police/police_info6.shtml
@lucianwarren6052
@lucianwarren6052 9 лет назад
It's actually the opposite. All I've ever been told is that it wasn't a myth. But logic dictates that can't be true. Going undercover is inherently a lie to begin with. It would make no sense. Then I researched to confirm. Please quote the article you posted where it says an undercover detective must say they're a cop if asked.
@kieranmatzky181
@kieranmatzky181 9 лет назад
What??! Even when Morgan Freeman says it it's not true that's just bullshit
@noahsark.cosplay
@noahsark.cosplay 9 лет назад
Morgan Freeman is God of course everything he says is true
@checkout982003
@checkout982003 9 лет назад
Marceline206 At least in Bruce Almighty.
@datreborj3749
@datreborj3749 9 лет назад
Kieran Matzky Its not that we only use 10% of our brain but that we only use 10% of what we are capable of as in the power we have.
@duel4ever2012
@duel4ever2012 9 лет назад
Datrebor J Nope, you are incorrect.
@Datrebor
@Datrebor 9 лет назад
duel4ever2012 Nope I'm not. When looked up it talks about using 10% of our brain power then goes to using only 10% of our brains. We use 100% of the brain but only 10% is synapses the other 90% supports the 10%. There are people that can control more of their brain and withstand extreme pain, calculate large numbers in their mind, remember huge amount of items, and observe people or places and detect more info than others.
@thegayghost872
@thegayghost872 9 лет назад
Scott Pilgrim is a parody, it shouldn't count.
@gendygoblin8391
@gendygoblin8391 3 года назад
There are a few I know of: one director pushed that it can be so cold that a person’s breath may not be visible but that would actually be the point where you are almost dead and unable to do anything. 2: Zip lines are like blades and if you try and climb on one, you are going to be cut. No zip lines are just metal rope. 3: you can use almost any my object as handlebars when going down a zip line when you put it over. A. too much friction for that and B. not even actual zip line set ups will function that great all the time. 4: Propane tanks can explode if shot. You would need a heavier riffle and a flame because most of the time a dent is just made or a leak of gas and you just get a lot of fire and then it’s done.
@zoningouterspace
@zoningouterspace 6 лет назад
holy fu**ing shit. This channel is amazing! Only been watching for two days and I'm already hooked. Every person on it with their own shows is funny and - honestly - endearing in their own way.
@WhatIsSanity
@WhatIsSanity 9 лет назад
About the part with the self firing guns. It is most definitely possible for a fire arm to fire if dropped, providing it has a hammer mechanism. If the hammer is pulled back and the weapon takes an impact the hammer can 'drop' back and fire a chambered round. It has happened before.
@stupidburp
@stupidburp 9 лет назад
Firing pin blocks, hammer blocks, and transfer bars will prevent this and are common safety features.
@Jumpballus
@Jumpballus 9 лет назад
***** Ever heard of a run a way gun? The Mk.19 is known to continually fire without input from the user. You have to let it run out of ammo or hope it stops firing while keeping control of the weapon.
@stupidburp
@stupidburp 9 лет назад
Marty Borton Are you kidding me? We are talking about hand held firearms here that are dropped. This has nothing to do with runaway belt fed crew served weapons. If you are carrying a Mk. 19 around it is going to be unloaded and separated from its tripod, because that sucker is heavy. I know because I have done it.
@Jumpballus
@Jumpballus 9 лет назад
I know the fucker is heavy, it was my part of MOS for 6 years. I was just describing an instance of when a weapon can keep firing, but here is a link describing what happens. I don't know about you, but I would never want to drop or throw a loaded weapon on the ground especially if the safety is off.
@WhatIsSanity
@WhatIsSanity 9 лет назад
***** Not every weapon is a modern weapon. Revolvers and double barrel shotguns are very common.
@aarifnagdee
@aarifnagdee 9 лет назад
One of my favourite episodes of Community and a clip of Hot Fuzz right next to each other. Never seen that combo before.
@danshinks5897
@danshinks5897 9 лет назад
And a clip from Scott Pilgrim! It's all the best things in one place!
@maxh19991
@maxh19991 7 лет назад
MORGAN FREMAN LIED TO ME!!! I'M HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS!!!
@jerrywigginsii2547
@jerrywigginsii2547 8 лет назад
i officially love this channel. the guns bit was FABULOUS. i want to be a drop tester.
@Commanderhurtz1
@Commanderhurtz1 9 лет назад
Finally someone gets the firearms industry right. Guns don't 'click' when you draw them or they don't INSTANTLY go off when dropped, some do, some don't, most modern firearms are designed very carefully not to go off without the trigger being pulled. Take it from a at home gun smith.
@schwarzerritter5724
@schwarzerritter5724 9 лет назад
#5 Animals don't kill animals of the same species. Pretty much every species does that.
@urahara_daioh
@urahara_daioh 9 лет назад
That and "They only kill to eat" or "They kill cleanly without cruelty/enjoyment." I like animals myself, but come on people...
@Lobos222
@Lobos222 4 года назад
03:30 That part about guns going off when they are dropped is actually true on some weapons. Its also possible to have weapons fire none stop if they are open bolt types. Which the "True Lies" MAC10 or similar has. If you have a chambered round with a cocked triggering pin on a hunting rifle. Slamming the butt stock into the ground might have the weapon go off. If you have some kind of sniper rifle were you can alter the trigger pressure needed to fire you can actually have it such that firing it, if its semi, can trigger another bullet being fired. You can also have similar issues on pistols were a "trimmed" weapon can fire two bullets unintentional, even from the user setting such stupid settings, via one press of the trigger. The latter has actually killed a kid at a firing range because the first bullet gives kickback so that the angle of the next unintended bullet went higher and over that firing range and like a miracle of misfortune changed directions when hitting the underside roof of the next firing line, altering direction downwards again and hitting the kid in the head. Yes, he did die. As for the manufactory etc... I have seen police being given "test weapons", as in test these and buy a shit ton of one of them... Which the default settings on the sniper semi sniper rifle being such that it caused a double shot. Moral of the story? Guns are not toys.
@desuonichan1687
@desuonichan1687 8 лет назад
OPCD is the best show on cracked besides after hours. Go Daniel
@ResidentMilf
@ResidentMilf 9 лет назад
The cop one bothers me because it's so ludicrously implausible. If a cop had to tell you that they're a cop if asked, how would undercover work even be possible? Any undercover operation could be completely blown just by asking them if they're a cop, which all but the absolute dumbest drug dealers/gun runners/mafia bosses/etc would do first thing.
@alwaysonyourtail2563
@alwaysonyourtail2563 9 лет назад
John Anderson either way the law is VARY willing to bend itself any way it thinks it can. po po and courts are all to willing to ignore breaking of the law to lock someone up. for the greater good BS
9 лет назад
John Anderson What does entrapment has to do with people knowing if the cop is a cop or not. It just means a cop can't make someone commit a crime. If a cop asks you to help him rob a bank, it's entrapment even if you don't know he's a cop.
@nicholascatania2536
@nicholascatania2536 9 лет назад
John Anderson spoken like a person who does not know entrapment law which is a defense everywhere and has nothing to do with asking a person if they are a cop.
@TheShadowGames07
@TheShadowGames07 9 лет назад
The premise of Lucy (from what I remember) is that she was able to start accessing the parts of the brain that we dont access. The myth isnt that we only use 10% of our brain and the rest is just 'unused potential' in the off position waiting to be turned on, its that, like you said, we dont have access to the autopilot parts unless you train yourself to do something about it. For example, easy ones to take control of is breathing or swallowing, its usually on autopilot until you think about it. Some harder ones are higher control of your heart beat, hormone secretion, or even your metabolism. What Lucy was doing was taking control of all those systems and had full awareness and control of her body's functions. The telekinesis and such is just based on the random theory that people may have the potential to not only control yourself with your mind but potentially, things around you.
@TheShadowGames07
@TheShadowGames07 9 лет назад
Maybe I just read into it in different manners than what people think of at first. The other way is more of what Limitless did. Again, its not about 10% of your brain in terms of surface area, but more of capacity. Compare it to driving a car at 10mph when you can easily be able to push it to 100mph. Learning is just making new neurons, then remembering/using that knowledge is going over those same pathways, but most people are limited in how many things they can do at once or how much they remember or how fast they can think. If limitless didnt explain is as 'now I have access to more of my brain' but rather 'I can push my brain much harder', it would be more plausible.
@mitchelldavis482
@mitchelldavis482 9 лет назад
This post is as erroneous and painful as the 10% crap.
@TheShadowGames07
@TheShadowGames07 9 лет назад
Why dont you explain yourself then. Its easy to tell someone they are wrong and not back up your claim.
@mitchelldavis482
@mitchelldavis482 9 лет назад
Actually, I don't have to. This is how logic works: you make a claim, then you provide the evidence. Rejecting a claim does not require one shoulder the burden of proof. You care so little about the accuracy of your beliefs that you didn't even try to cite evidence for your declarations, because you've pulled them all out of your ass, and you've done so in a manner that is absolutely transparent to anyone that knows jack shit about neuroscience, psychology, or enough about logic to comprehend a notion as simple as the burden of proof. I'm not even going to get into how intentionally vague you're being.
@T.BG822
@T.BG822 9 лет назад
Shadow Games If I can make a less rude rejection of your claims: the brain uses different percentages at a time for different functions, and in a given day up to and easily over 90 percent of your brain will have been used to read, write, listen to music, talk, wash out your eyes, apply soap to knives, throw soy at hobos, etc. You're right in the potential explanation of 'I can push my brain harder' being correct, but at no point are there actual caps on either capacity or processing power.
@MrZilla500
@MrZilla500 8 лет назад
The scene from "true lies" with Jaime Lee is legit. Its a MAC 10 that fires from an open bolt and old ones have a habit of running away. The crew said it took one take, they literally loaded it, cocked it...and chucked it down the stairs.
@izzojoseph2
@izzojoseph2 5 лет назад
The best narration around. I LOVE this channel.
@bluestrife28
@bluestrife28 5 лет назад
I’m done with news, I’m tired of hearing about Prez Dump, ima just watch stuff like this from Now on. This makes Me happy and not afraid of the future .
@JBidensucks
@JBidensucks 4 года назад
Welcome to the dark side my son🕶️🕶️🕷️
@shrapnelface5978
@shrapnelface5978 9 лет назад
Pretty sure guns have gone off before when dropped. I'm sure it doesn't happen very often. But I bet you can find cases where it has.
@Sorrowdusk
@Sorrowdusk 9 лет назад
+Shrap Nelface Old guns. This doesnt happen with modern pistols, but it does long guns.
@jimreily7538
@jimreily7538 9 лет назад
+Lil' Poot Now lets mix things up a bit...if someone passes the bong to you and you drop it, should you get shot in the face as punishment ? That is a high end legal question right there...no pun intended. One for the ages.
@redbird1500
@redbird1500 9 лет назад
Of course. Human life is pretty valueless to me, by the way. Thought you should know that.
@jimreily7538
@jimreily7538 8 лет назад
Lil' Poot No worries, at least you are honest about it. I hate to think what you would do if somebody dropped your priceless Ming vase...or scratched your car!
@CountArtha
@CountArtha 8 лет назад
+Shrap Nelface Drop-testing became the industry standard because hunters were dropping their old-timey shotguns on their hammers, which broke off and fired the gun. Modern firearms can't have an exposed firing pin - instead they have a "transfer bar" that only works when the trigger is pulled. It's actually less dangerous to let a dropped gun hit the floor because it means you won't accidentally grab the trigger when you snatch it.
@EdgyShooter
@EdgyShooter 5 лет назад
The gun dropping one is true for pistols as they mostly have a drop safety but old shotguns have quite a bad reputation for going off when being dropped 😂
@teamkiller8622
@teamkiller8622 7 лет назад
this is so accurate. i spend all 10% just trying not to fart
@philliphawks2216
@philliphawks2216 9 лет назад
Yea Thanx for pointing out that 10% thing. I have been waiting for someone to call bullshit on that! I have had too many long arguments with people who were SURE that that was true... so much so that they would argue about it. All because they saw it in a movie.. and what you see in movies is ALWAYS true.
@Soraking007
@Soraking007 9 лет назад
actually its is true but they say it wrong. humans use only 10% of their brain at any one time but they use all of their brain. the movies make it out that humans only use 10% of their brain all the time, thats wrong its 10% at any one given time.
@philliphawks2216
@philliphawks2216 9 лет назад
Soraking007 That is actually also bullshit! If you used only 10% at a time you would only be operating maybe one part of your brain at a time. so the fact that i can FUCKING think, breath, walk, feel pain, and commit that all to memory at the same goddamn time should be an indication that what you just said is utter BULLSHIT. But people still believe it (maybe because they can actually only use 10% at a time?)
@Kyzrath
@Kyzrath 9 лет назад
Soraking007 Funny thing is, the Mythbusters covered this about 6 years ago.
@Soraking007
@Soraking007 9 лет назад
Phillip Hawks you know how much 10% actually is right? cause you don seem to understand just how much that actually is your thinking in parts it seems and most actions arent one side or the other they are more using both sides(youd probably for normal life use 5% one side 5 the other.)
@Soraking007
@Soraking007 9 лет назад
Kyzrath i never trust the mythbusters a whole lot. someof the stuff is not proveable and yet they "prove it right or wrong"
@trainwreck420ish
@trainwreck420ish 7 лет назад
lady crimes are a huge issue we need to get to the top of
@antoniodiavolo
@antoniodiavolo 7 лет назад
I've always told people that probably the coolest "power" you'd get from having control of 100% of your brain is the ability to die on command.
@petelee2477
@petelee2477 4 года назад
I don't know being able to manually regulate my heart rate would be kinda cool
@antoniodiavolo
@antoniodiavolo 4 года назад
@@petelee2477 I mean it would be cool. But the thing is you'd probably have to consciously think about your heart beating all the time. Sorta like when you force yourself to breathe manually.
@diomedea
@diomedea 8 лет назад
This might be my favorite 7 minutes of internet, ever.
@gavinagain4631
@gavinagain4631 8 лет назад
To be fair to James Cameron, True Lies was meant to be an action comedy. Hahaha, that bouncing Mac 10 was pretty funny.
@gung2800
@gung2800 9 лет назад
The significance of Lucy was in its attack of hyper rationalism at the end, where its like saying how mathematics and science are abstract and attempt to divide and categorise what is not divided in the material world. That was interesting, to see such a subversive idea expressed through Hollywood.
@gung2800
@gung2800 9 лет назад
***** I agree. There was also the somewhat buddhist notion that emotions are an arbitrary mental construct and only get in the way of human efficiency. Before the film, I had an awfully messy room, but the moment the film ended I felt inspired to tidy it and the whole thing, I did with this strange efficiency, no worries, no emotions, just moving and rearranging things at the fastest possible pace I could afford to myself. Johansson's films are always about the same ideas nowdays. Post-humanism, machine consciousness, Buddhist non attachment/fluid identity. Under The Skin, Her and Lucy are all philosophically consistent with eachother.
@gung2800
@gung2800 9 лет назад
***** Don't worry about it haha. I think we come from very similar philosophical positions in love for metaphysical questions but disgust for the kind of house wife enlightenment that you could buy for 9.99 in the 80's. I think you'd get on with people on the philosophy chat room on healthfulchat.com. I certainly do. We're always talking this stuff. My nick is 'The'. If not, all the best, peace and love and kudos for asking the big questions. ''The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself.'' Friedrich Nietzsche
@Ofordgabings
@Ofordgabings 8 лет назад
+MC Infliction I know this comment is a bit old but... I don't think emotions hold humans back. Empathy and compassion help aid in selflessness and working together, and anger/frustration can lead to great motivation to change a system for the better. Fear leads to heightened senses that could be life saving. I could go on. Emotion doesn't get in the way of rationality, bad logic gets in the way of rationality, and bad logic has used emotion as its scapegoat.
@randompanda3415
@randompanda3415 8 лет назад
I thought that was extremely basic and unimpressive, to be honest.
@randompanda3415
@randompanda3415 8 лет назад
@Thomas Baddeley It's so painful to read crap like this that hardly continues a thought to the very end. Efficient would be to kill the elderly, the sick and dumb. If you really think so Stalin must be your idol.
@taysonjones4604
@taysonjones4604 4 года назад
That outro though... This guy is great!
@CKohls
@CKohls 8 лет назад
Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result is the definition of insanity... or persistence. I always get those two mixed up.
@Bones12x2
@Bones12x2 9 лет назад
The 10% of your brain thing is one of my biggest pet peeves...ever! I could not believe that people actually tried to make entire movies based off of such a stupid notion. That is like making a movie called "Women are good at Basketball" ...who the hell would watch this stuff.
@MandyDollofDollLand
@MandyDollofDollLand 9 лет назад
I knew the 10% thing wasn't true, but still so disappointing we're not going to be X-Men.
@theMRsome12
@theMRsome12 9 лет назад
weeelll... basically most humans are mutants, with the making a roll out of your tongue shit and stuff like that. woohoo mutations (warning. may not be as cool as X-Men)
@MandyDollofDollLand
@MandyDollofDollLand 9 лет назад
theMRsome12 HAHAHA! No, tongue rolling doesn't compare. Plus, I can't do it, so I'm still without superpowers. Lol!
@midnightnavigator
@midnightnavigator 9 лет назад
Well there is a mutation called Hypertrichosis that happens to some people. (also called 'the werewolf syndrome' ) It makes you super hairy. (like Beast from x-men) Dwelling even further, evolution is small genetic mutations in DNA. So is cancer. Mutants everywhere!
@MandyDollofDollLand
@MandyDollofDollLand 9 лет назад
Midnight Navigator Well, I don't consider an overabundance of hair or cancer as superpowers. So, no thank you, please! Lol
@theMRsome12
@theMRsome12 9 лет назад
Midnight Navigator technically that isnt a mutation, the hair thing. because the not having hair is actually the mutation, we used to have hair everywhere in out previous evolutions.
@Mo0may
@Mo0may 5 лет назад
I’m binging Cracked re-runs. Why did you have to leave us!? 😫
@javierfernandez2958
@javierfernandez2958 8 лет назад
is the thing where you gather at the food place and talk smack on stuff part of cracked? I liked those.
@LevityMire
@LevityMire 9 лет назад
The "Not Fart" part of my brain doesn't seem to work. If I take drugs can I access it?
@MovieManOfPetersham
@MovieManOfPetersham 7 лет назад
The only thing I got from this video was… DAMN, I WOULD HAVE F**KED JAMIE LEE CURTIS IN "True Lies"!!!
@stephenjacobs8500
@stephenjacobs8500 5 лет назад
Dude you're highly entertaining.
@imbetterthanyouis
@imbetterthanyouis 9 лет назад
fun gun fact : the scene from true lies where the machine pistol goes of when dropped down the stairs is actually based on reality , the ingram mac 10 was notorious for having a bad trigger sear on earlier models and could misfire at random you didnt need to drop it , this type of gun is a favorite for those who backyard engineer weapons and usually they are using the old blue prints so usually the trigger sear problem is replicated on those guns , skk/ sks had the same problem and you always be very careful with veteran weapons meaning ones that have been in front line service for extended periods or had a lot of use simple wear and tear will wear down metal just as on anything else ,
@eligirl100
@eligirl100 9 лет назад
1:07 You don't just call Scarlett Johansson "Scarlet", you call her by her full name like you called Bradley Cooper by his.
@theMRsome12
@theMRsome12 9 лет назад
who the fuck is bradley cooper?
@eligirl100
@eligirl100 9 лет назад
theMRsome12 the hangover guy
@theMRsome12
@theMRsome12 9 лет назад
eligirl100 ah okay so not important.
@katanamaker
@katanamaker 9 лет назад
MehmetOezil she's good enough for a poke, am I right?
@dirigibility
@dirigibility 9 лет назад
AHH O NO ITS SEXIST AAAA
@mordechai-
@mordechai- 9 лет назад
Could you please, in the future, cite the names of the movies you show snippets of? Pretty please? Some of those movies I have not seen, and I would like to.
@Kmoney424
@Kmoney424 8 лет назад
Okay, as much as I loooove all the Cracked videos, I have to admit that I'm not satisfied with my life unless Daniel O'Brien is speed vomiting words to me. This can be either After Hours or Obsessive Pop Culture Disorder. They both warm my rock of a heart. That is all.
@UhYeahNoThanks
@UhYeahNoThanks 8 лет назад
I like the little drum thing he does on the desk at the beginning of every video
@jts.97
@jts.97 8 лет назад
Gun's don't randomly go off when you drop them? I'm guessing you've never heard of the type 94 Nambu...
@stelloable2484
@stelloable2484 8 лет назад
yeah the 94 nambu existed long before required gun safety testing
@MrHornyboy2000
@MrHornyboy2000 8 лет назад
actually some guns CAN misfire by dropping them but they are older models. hell this one gun (don't remember the name) had a MAJOR defect that had a piece of the slide that if hit with enough pressure would misfire. the pressure needed was so little that even holstering the thing could cause it to empty its entire magazine. again it was an older gun from like the 30's so they didn't care as much for safety apparently.
@HelgaCavoli
@HelgaCavoli 8 лет назад
He says that. A 1968 act imposed the safety rule on guns.
@sovietcharity
@sovietcharity 6 лет назад
Oniix Windrunner Don't know how many Hollywood heroes run about with Nambu pistols.
@darkartsdabbler2407
@darkartsdabbler2407 8 лет назад
It just occurred to me that the beatboxing transition music is probably provided by D.O.B. himself. Well done, sir.
@ReelSchool
@ReelSchool 9 лет назад
I enjoy that they used a Community clip broadcast over Canadian Television. I feel like Canada is finally a part of Cracked. It's a small victory... but a good one.
@hugehappygrin
@hugehappygrin 9 лет назад
I'm a janitor in a food processing plant.
@hugehappygrin
@hugehappygrin 9 лет назад
sorry, they used to give it away, but then the warehouse workers caused too much product damage, so the managers cut everyone off. so now when something is still good but miss marked or not marked at all, it goes right in the trash. no dumpster diving. :(
@hugehappygrin
@hugehappygrin 8 лет назад
they were donating it to YWCA, I'm not sure why they stopped. Could be that the stuff was "disappeared" before it reached the YWCA..
@mark224
@mark224 9 лет назад
"You're supposed to laugh because they look and sound different and we don't understand them" You missed the joke, sir.
@iambicpentakill971
@iambicpentakill971 2 года назад
You missed the joke, sir.
@nicelyput299
@nicelyput299 4 года назад
When he makes the cat say "I'm not a cop " Ha ha
@philwilson4167
@philwilson4167 5 лет назад
Hollywood gets pretty much everything wrong about guns, not just that bit about dropping them. There's also how silencers sound, the fact that you can't fire a gun underwater, the way people go flying backwards after taking a bullet, etc
@RisinT96
@RisinT96 9 лет назад
*ACTUALLY* I have heard about cases of an old version of Uzi SMG firing by itself from falling on the ground.
@MDC7455
@MDC7455 9 лет назад
Would happen to Sterling and Sten guns.
@schwarzerritter5724
@schwarzerritter5724 9 лет назад
They told me that in the army. Actually, they told me I can block the safety and throw it through a window, if no hand grenades are available.
@thingsthatstopyoudreaming5837
@thingsthatstopyoudreaming5837 9 лет назад
Schwarzer Ritter It actually works you just have to angle it right so it bounces off all their heads, then you run in and shoot them with it :)
@bryanadkins6776
@bryanadkins6776 9 лет назад
***** The gun in the clip looked like a MAC-10.
@christophedlauer1443
@christophedlauer1443 8 лет назад
*Ahem* Yes - a gun CAN fire if dropped. Take a revolver for example: when the hammer is cocked and the gun dropped - said hammer CAN discharge and fire a live round if the gun is loaded. Same is true with any firearm that can be charged manually. All the manufacturer can really do, is sticking some barrier between the firing pin and the round , call it safety switch and pray no moron finds a way around it.
@mikebaker2436
@mikebaker2436 8 лет назад
+Lorien vArden ....and guns can go off without being dropped or having anything mechanical go wrong with them. In rare cases, rounds can "cook off" through thermal ignition (though this mostly occurs only with machine guns, close-bolt assault rifles, and weapons firing caseless ammunition). There are also degrees of drop safety. Just like not every car that passes a crash test will do well in every accident, not every gun that passes a drop test is immune to every possible drop.
@aidanmcmanus7478
@aidanmcmanus7478 8 лет назад
+Lorien vArden but not when nothing is actually even touching the trigger, like the clip shown
@christophedlauer1443
@christophedlauer1443 8 лет назад
Deadly wrong. Working the trigger is only relevant IF the gun has a two-stage trigger in which the first stage releases a mechanical safety or the gun is charged by the first stage. If the hammer or firing pin is charged and has an unobstructed way to the primer of a round - the gun can fire. The rest is simply a matter of mechanical faults or defects.
@Cristov123
@Cristov123 8 лет назад
Most modern fire arms are designed not to accidentally discharge under any circumstances. Most handguns are equipped with multiple safety features as well, such as my Springfield Armory XD with the grip safety combined with the USA action trigger make it pretty impossible to discharge a round without purposely pulling the trigger. Even with a round in the chamber and the hammer back it wouldn't allow a round to fire, the same can be said for most revolvers. Theoretically I suppose it might be possible, but it's almost impossible.
@christophedlauer1443
@christophedlauer1443 8 лет назад
SandBox H3ro Now add wear and tear, physical abuse and plain human stupidity and you come from "almost impssible" to "unlikely". Guns left next to campfires, on heaters, safeties purposefully removed - I have seen WAY too much human stupidity.
@priestmorrison6564
@priestmorrison6564 8 лет назад
i knew the MOMENT you clipped Morgan Freeman, the fact still remained(laughed mah ass off!)
@random_fckng_user
@random_fckng_user 8 лет назад
Hahaha..... you're fucking hilarious bro! .... keep it up!
@mrnickbig1
@mrnickbig1 8 лет назад
No, the NFA WAS NOT A "Gun Safety Act"!!!
@jesuschrist921
@jesuschrist921 9 лет назад
And I only use 10% of my semen. The other 90% gets blown into my Dad's dress socks.
@BenignGamer
@BenignGamer 8 лет назад
Depending on the condition of cleaning it is in, if a firearm accidentally goes off you may get a slamfire (a slamfire is where the firing pin is locked into a forward position and the firearm simply cycles and (often) fires automatically until out of ammunition or a jam occurs). I once saw this with an SKS that my buddy owned, he loaded safely, then as he closed the bolt it automatically discharged. Pretty scary, mostly to him given it went off as he dropped the bolt rather than in the middle of firing; thankfully it only fired off three rounds, and 7.62x39mm isn't that much of a kicker. Probably the worst part is he takes great care of his guns, he cleans them regularly and looks for defects in any parts, and always cleans them before firing to mitigate the risk of problems like this. Maybe it was just time for a new bolt head and firing pin.
@Tkieron
@Tkieron 8 лет назад
4:34 Watch it again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again.
@Z4RQUON
@Z4RQUON 8 лет назад
Entrapment is a real thing.
@bloodofthelamb13
@bloodofthelamb13 8 лет назад
I'm going to guess, before watching this video, that "10% of your brain" is going to make this list. Because that's total nonsense.
@bloodofthelamb13
@bloodofthelamb13 8 лет назад
Ha! 50 seconds in.
@bloodofthelamb13
@bloodofthelamb13 8 лет назад
What? Scarlett Johannsen?
@dirtyharry0191
@dirtyharry0191 8 лет назад
+Caleb F It's from the film "Lucy" which not only is one of the most boring films I've ever seen, it's also really dumb. Seriously, the film thinks that with 100 % brain power you can see energy flowing through plants... I'm fucking serious.
@seeingstarsyet2478
@seeingstarsyet2478 8 лет назад
OMFG yaaasshh as soon as I saw the first title card I IMEDIATELY thought of Scott Pligrim vs The World
@michaelodonnell824
@michaelodonnell824 4 года назад
In Dublin, a police car was driving along when it hit a bump. An UZI on the rear seat fell off, literally riddling the car.
@desertpunk7588
@desertpunk7588 8 лет назад
Unfortunately, you are wrong about firearms. It is quite possible for an accidental discharge when dropped, even with the safety on. It is more accurate to add; possible, but unlikely! In MCT (Marine Combat Training) and likely SOI (School of Infantry); in the field, we were required at all times to have a Condition 1 weapon (look up the meaning) by having a blank round chambered with BFA (Blank Firing Apparatus; because blanks can still kill up to 20 yards) attached. Ask any Marine, there was always one unfortunate bastard who dropped their weapon and it had an involuntary discharge! Lending to the Marine saying, "You drop your weapon to the ground, you better follow it."
@paullytle246
@paullytle246 7 лет назад
to be true most shotguns are not drop safe
@nimeshajayatunge4007
@nimeshajayatunge4007 8 лет назад
I F***ing love Dan's 'Boston Voice'!
@joshuamorris3137
@joshuamorris3137 8 лет назад
The shotgun falling on the ground and firing is true, they often do not have drop safeties.
@invicta1313
@invicta1313 9 лет назад
"Guns don't randomly go off when dropped?" LMAO...yeah. Tell that to the scar in my left leg. My Dad was cleaning his pistol when I was a baby. After finishing, he left the room to go to the bathroom, not knowing I had A) figured out how to tip over my playpen, and B) walk. I made it over to the table where he laid the gun, and reached on top to play with whatever he was playing with. Three seconds later, the gun hits the floor hammer first, and a .38 bullet went through the bottom of my leg, came out the top and missed my head by about an inch. Moral of the story: Don't assume guns can't fire, babies can't walk, or that their first steps won't be toward a gun ;)
@keithlarsen7557
@keithlarsen7557 9 лет назад
Richard Rowe Single actions will do that, why you should load five not 6.
@bisurker
@bisurker 9 лет назад
Richard Rowe Yeah my cousin got shot like that too. my uncle was just cleaning his gun, dropped it on the basement floor and BLAM! Straight through the left leg, he almost lost it too.
@keithlarsen7557
@keithlarsen7557 9 лет назад
Why doesn't anyone tell, you gotta unload it to clean it. Like cleaning a toilet without flushing it.
@ottifant64
@ottifant64 9 лет назад
Richard Rowe America.
@invicta1313
@invicta1313 9 лет назад
Keith Larsen LOL...well, of course he wasn't cleaning a loaded gun. He was done cleaning it, loaded it and put it up on the table while he went to the bathroom. The safety was on, but there was some kind of defect in it.
@WhiteRaven696
@WhiteRaven696 8 лет назад
What Jamie Lee Curtis movie is that? LOL I need it in my life.
@00mazone
@00mazone 8 лет назад
+WhiteRaven696 True Lies. She is really hot in that movie.
@nissetorvang1709
@nissetorvang1709 8 лет назад
+acetate909 Correct!
@stankfanger1366
@stankfanger1366 8 лет назад
+WhiteRaven696 Jamie Lee Curtis was one of the original "Scream Queens". You should look up her roles in the Halloween franchise, after her multiple nude scenes she was touted as having the most spectacular natural tits to ever grace a movie screen. There's also a brief shot of them in the Eddie Murphy/Dan Akroyd movie Trading Places. Sincerely, A 25+ year Jamie Lee Curtis fan.
@WhiteRaven696
@WhiteRaven696 8 лет назад
Young Frankenstein I actually hate horror with a passion, but I do love her in "Freaky Friday". I would definitely watch more of her comedic roles for sure.
@stankfanger1366
@stankfanger1366 8 лет назад
WhiteRaven696 Definitely go with Trading Places, then. Brilliant comedy, plenty of Jamie skin. Oh, and the human versions of those guys who used to sit up in the box heckling the Muppets (if you're old enough to remember that).
@guciolini123
@guciolini123 3 года назад
I am a MD. As far as I know the best way to keep a body part during transport to ER is to keep it in clean water mixed with ice. This gets temperature close to freezing but not freezing cold.
@dorkmax7073
@dorkmax7073 6 лет назад
You know what using 100% of your brain all at the same time looks like? A seizure.
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