You watched to much of one movie series lol time to add the hole fairy tail or watch 6 season of Naruto you I got ten hr of hunter x hunter on my playlists
Weird deep cut. Zachary Binks is an immortal TALKING cat in Hocus Pocus. And instead of using his ability to talk to tell the residents of Salem that magic is a real thing and get the black candle destroyed or at least put in a safer place than on display in a museum, he silently hangs out in the Sanderson house and when a human (virgin) boy wants to light the candle he attacks him like a cat would. Why not try saying “Hey. Magic is real. Don’t light that.” And if anyone says “he couldn’t talk until the candle was lit” he still has human intelligence. In 100 years he never thought to try writing stuff in the dirt with his claws only to become a cat version of Charlotte’s web? Not only could he have insured that the witches never came back. He also could have taught humanity that magic is A) real, and that B) a magic spell book is nearby. Surely not all of the spells involve eating children to gain their youth.
Tony Stark, in Endgame. Okay, walk along with me on this one: 1: We know how the Snap worked--every living sentient being gets a coin toss. Heads you die, tails you mourn. Now, as any statistician will tell you, over a large enough series of flips, you'll get some extremely long runs of either all heads or all tails. Consider, if you will, an airplane with a two-man crew: 25% of all such planes lost their entire flight staff all at once. Now, assuming that roughly half the passengers did NOT spontaneously dust at the same time, well, that's a ton of corpses created in the first ten seconds post-Snap. Basically, we get three waves of death following the Snap. 2: The first wave, like those above, are almost instant. Add in surgery patients getting an organ fixed when the surgeon dusted, as another for-instance. And of course, with all these plane crashes and other disasters occuring at the same time we lost half of the emergency response crews on the planet, well, there's gonna be a lot of people dying in the first 24 hours of relatively immediate causes. 3: The second wave, arguably, is the most tragic. Fifty percent of all single-parent homes, and 25% of all two-parent households, are suddenly left without any adults. So we've got millions of infants who did NOT get dusted at the same time suddenly bereft of anyone to care for them. Sure, some were probably helped by other friends and family, but let's face it--there's a LOT of chaos in that first week. A lot of those kids aren't gonna get found before dehydration takes 'em out. Also add in indigent elderly parents being cared for by a single adult offspring, or severely disabled individuals of any age who are dependent upon a small number of caregivers. Yeah, this one's rough to think about. 4: After about a week, of course, we get the third wave of deaths--parents whose only child got dusted are going to be big, here, as are deeply committed romantic partners suddenly replacing their lifelong relationship with survivor's guilt. Suicides are gonna skyrocket in any group that doesn't have Chris Helmsworth to show up at their support meetings. 5: Of course, after the Un-Snap, there's another wave of suicides--this time, of people who were dusted and brought back, only to discover that their child died a horribly traumatic death, or that their spouse decided to try to find them beyond the Pearly Gates. Yeah, again, that's gonna be rough. And here's the thing: Stark let all those people stay dead, in order to protect his daughter. In fact, he actually blocked any attempt at undoing those deaths. What we have to remember about technology is that once it's established what's possible, it's just a matter of time before it happens. Hitler had a crew of scientists working on the atomic bomb. We won because we didn't have a policy of excluding Jewish scientists. So once everyone agrees that time-travel can happen, it's just a matter of getting enough smart people in the room to work through the problems. And when Tony shows up at the compound, he immediately reveals that he knows that someone got turned into a baby. Think about that--his simulations were so far along that he knew what missteps the other group--the ones not bound by concerns about how much un-doing is too much--would encounter. If he hadn't shown up, they were going to get there eventually. He didn't join the group to help them; he joined them so that he could issue Stark's Maxim as the price of his help: Only un-do the Snap; everything else stands. And note: I've just been talking about Earth. But the Marvel Universe is a densely populated one. There are nearly infinite inhabited planets out there--most of which knew NOTHING about Thanos and the Infinity Stones, and which didn't have the Avengers on hand to tell them what's going on. All they knew is that suddenly half their population was wiped out. Now, imagine that happening on a planet like Earth, only without the Avengers. A planet with multiple superpowers pointing WMDs at each other in a policy of Mutually Assured Destruction. A planet rife with religious and racial conflicts. Sure, Captain Marvel's out there, but for every planet she reaches, there's a thousand where someone in power decided that this HAD to be an attack by The Enemy, or a Sign from Heaven, or whatever, and kicked off their planet's Armageddon. Tony Stark don't care about any of that, because his little girl has to have her cheeseburgers. Basically, the greatest villain of the MCU after Thanos is Rich White Male Privilege, and it technically has the bigger body-count by the time the first series ends. And the killer gets a monument.
I read an interview in which the original writer of the original Bill & Ted movie said that the original idea was exactly that they were ruining the world without realizing it. It is a joke about time travel and how screwed up life is. Like, what if we tried to fix reality and it turned out that makes it all our fault.
Fun fact: Stan Lee had the idea of Spiderman when a fly flew in his office. After seeing the winged insect crawl up a wall he started brainstorming. He came up with "Stick-to-Wall Man", "Insect-Man", "Fly-Man", and "Mosquito-Man" until he finally settled with "Spider-man"
That went into every early Spider-Man villain too, I bet haha The Rhino, The Vulture, Doctor Octopus, Hydro-Man, Sandman, Molten Man, the Lizard, the Chameleon, the Scorpion...
It's been my headcannon for a while that Doc and Marty traveling in time is the REASON I wasn't able to buy a hover board in 2015. Butterfly effect kinda stuff...
I found a tuber some months ago who theorised that the very beginning of Back to the future was on our normal timeline, but his road duel with Young Biff in the past created a new time line which had a massive surge of skateboard popularity, pushing Skater Culture out of niche into main stream several decades early, causing it to become one of the focal points of big business, leading up to the Hover Board. In the meantime, our timeline enjoyed a huge popularity of home video and telephones
@@StarlasAiko or it's the opposite, Doc and Marty hijacking that train prevented the ancestors of the inventors of hoverboard and flying cars from ever meeting which erased their existence.
5:11 Your argument is based on an incorrect assumption. It's a historical fact that the train really went off the bridge in Marty and Doc's past. What Marty & Doc changed however is the fact that this time NONE of the passengers died in the train crash when they were supposed to die. This may very well screw up the time line but not in the way you're describing.
But bridge wasn't built yet, train was supposed to go in different direction, none of passengers supposed to die. Only person supposed to die was that teacher with whom Doc fall in love.
@@ErwinPommel Exactly but they for some reason assume that passengers in train supposed to die also, even in plot was clear that train was going on other tracks..
Fun fact about that spider: Peter not telling someone about that spider completely screwed up the life of one of his classmates! Go look up Silk. Yeah.
Bill and Ted actually have no consequences for there actions due to one off hand joke in the last third of the movie. when they use the time machine to meet their yesterday selves from earlier in the movie, Rufus takes them aside to explain what they just did wrong. They say "what's the matter we still have 16 hours to prepare?", which Rufus says "No, you have SIX hours, you have to dial one number higher." This means that although they were out of their own time period, time was still progressing and they have to return to time it would be for as long as they spent outside their time. In short, they are not traveling through time, they are traveling to alternate identical dimensions to key points in history. The people they abduct are not the same people that died, hundreds or thousands of years in the past and any changes those people go through will not affect Bill and Ted's timeline.
That was broken at the end of Bogus Journey when they travel through time and come back when they’re better musicians. Unless they sent back their future selfs in their place.
11:30 - actually, they prioritized resurrecting Kat's dad because she was (for that brief period) an orphan who would almost certainly have ended up in the system had they left him dead.
Not to nitpick because in the Sam Rami movie universe you would be right. But in the comics, mcu, and Andrew Garfield movies the webs actually don’t come from the radioactive spider bite. Peter inexplicably invents web shooters while also having super powers. Theoretically the glasses/contacts industry would be ruined though. As well as the dieting workout industry.
@@gamecatharsis9600 its either that he's a genius that gets inspired to make something very related to the powers he just got, or the bite gave some sort of intuitive knowledge. Though the comics have also had biological web shooters, as well as a time he had a mystical spider totem, or further mutated and turned into a man spider with biological Web...
In one of the after hours the og cracked brought up the fact that Spiderman should give his web shooters to police as they are non-lethal biodegradable restraints. Also great viedo
God i love after hours! Some of the og ppl got together to do a few new episodes, they were good, Soren (sp?) wasn't there but still fun! Anyway. Hey Dr. Breeding *waves
@@andmake-qg5bi Yeah Small Beans (Swaim's channel) did a few episodes called "Off Hours" and then stopped because I guess he got too busy doing other things. The OG crew got together for a virtual table-read of the "finale" of _After Hours_ and once more for another one, but they weren't nearly as good as the original run IMO. Let the past stay in the past while we move forward.
Yep, just like musical instruments, books, indoor plumbing, radios, televisions, telephones, cell phones, automobiles, aeroplane flights, vcrs, laser discs, dvds, home video game consoles, computers, printers, 3d printers, machine made textiles, internet access, et cetera, because that's how capitalism works, by NOT making products available to anyone but the very richest of people.
@@johnnywheatbread4385 This is about resurrecting people, also issue is distribution of money not about products being available to everyone (that can be done without some people being ridiculously rich)...
Even if the machine is owned by the rich, if the life potion is mass produced, it can be cheap enough to be paid by poor people. Also, not everyone that dies becomes a ghost, only the ones with something unfinished in life.thousands of people die every day, but ghosts are still rather rare. So, not everyone that dies could be brought back to life. You had to find the ghost of that person , if that person became a ghost.
Something that just stuck me about Casper is that Kate's father, James, was resurrected from his ghost. Which means there are now two James bodies. One living and one rotting somewhere beneath the house.
This does raise a disturbing implication: the Marvel universe perfected a Super Spider Soldier Serum that not only improves the human genome, but is feasible to cultivate in a living subject for potentially endless doses. Peter Parker probably would not want to be the eugenics poster child, best to keep that to himself
Comic book universe, being dissected by mad scientists without any anesthesia is a real concern. Saving the teacher and Doc Brown already threw a huge monkey wrench in the timeline, having Marty there as well could only make things much worse. Joan can't read.
nah. you JUST had arbys, and feel like you've been poisoned. you don't need to look up webmd stuff for that, for the same reason you don't need to check why you've got an aching pain in your core after getting kicked in the balls.
The train Doc & Marty hijack is not a passanger train. The one with people showed in the clip is the one Claire boarded to "get away" and was, at worst, temporary delayed.
Bill and Ted (at least the original one) kind of writes off all the weird stuff with its own time travel rules. In Excellent adventure, they establish that going back in time is something that they always had done. Therefore Beethoven was always influenced by Bon Jovi and Joan of Arc was always influenced by two Beavis and Butthead morons from 88
In the first 2 Bill & Ted movies, time travel is predeterministic. All of those historical figures ALWAYS met Bill & Ted and ALWAYS traveled to San Dimas California 1988 to participate in Bill & Ted's history report. That's how Bill & Ted were able to bust all of the historical figures out of the police station and have that conversation with themselves to go on the adventure in the first place.
tbh i mentioned that it probably had to be earlier in a reply for someone else's thing after all, BT1, bill is going to military school and needs time travel intervention, and they've specifically already got someone ready to help them do that. kinda implies they had to do that already, otherwise an 'unchanged' timeline means bill went to military school, and if that was absolutely required not to happen, shouldn't have been a threat in the first place without a previous timeline change.
I always wondered if anyone else looked at Field of Dreams like I did, seeing all those cars in line at the end. And thinking, isn't nobody gonna bring up the fact all these people are going to see ghost players playing baseball. Holy crap, this is afterlife proof right here, ghosts are real, u can see them, talk with them, probably touch them. This would be huge worldwide news! Unless, do they like forget what they saw when they leave, then what would be the point of even going? Still a good movie, I like it.
So the Spider research that Peter Parker kept secret wasn't his research. In most tellings, he was not supposed to be in that room and does not want to face the consequences of admitting that. He would get no money for the discovery, and maybe facing a lawsuit for interfering.
Maybe Professor Doc Brown needs to be more like Professor Farnsworth. When he went to Roswell New Mexico and got into a bit of a scrap mostly because Fry is some unmentionable things with his grandmother. Professor Farnsworth was like let's break onto the base and steal the damn radar dish. And of course Lila reminded him he must preserve the timeline. And not alter history. To which Professor Farnsworth were says🔩 history.
But the thing is Farnsworth did originally try to not change history. It was only after Fry did “the nasty in the pasty” that he decided he didn’t care anymore.
@@anigodess also, while it seemed like they were changing the timeline, Fry was always meant to go into the past and do the horizontal Charleston with his grandmother. It was all part of the Nibblonian prophecy.
Casper hunts the same house that the Backstreet boys dance in - in "Everybody" and AJ sits in the same chair as Steven Tyler in another MV "Fly Away From Here"
What about Pullmans corpse? It's been a long time since I saw Casper, but I am fairly sure it wasn't in the machine to resurrect him. He got a whole new body, with none of the wear and tear his old body endured. Meanwhile, his old body is being discovered by the work crews coming in for the morning shift, who in turn, would call in the cops. After identifying his body by his driving license, they turn up at his house to inform his poor daughter that she will be taken into care as a ward of the state but are more than a little surprised to find him alive and well and pleased to receive his wallet back and bullshit his way through any questions the authorities may have,
It is reasonable to assume that any of my students would throw the whole timeline under the time train to save themselves from a single demerit point. They'd also ruin any teacher's life to save themselves any amount of discomfort.
it's actually weird there was a future where apparently bill and ted made the song, if there wasn't any time travel shenanigans that changed the timeline so he'd go to military school. i mean, if they made the song, presumably they did it without time travel interfering. and yet, time travel interfereing was seemingly necessary. of course, there's also the idea of 'can't actually change time' and how it happened always happened, it was just never talked about for some reason.
I can’t wait till thirty years from now when youngins start pulling apart all the stuff that he likes growing up. Rather than just enjoying it for the impractical movie that it is.
@@andiward7068 no as of late it’s just a petty thing being done. You see most young people don’t understand the nuance of living in a certain time period, because they only see it as a flat period of time where only the best things are taken out and shown. But they don’t see what was going on or feel what’s going on. We didn’t do this on the eighties or the nineties with old movies and shows. We brought them back, did spoofs, but we didn’t deconstruct it’s a wonderful life. The young kids now a days did. Why ? Because they don’t understand what it’s like to live back then. Every generation has it easier and we forget that. But the younger generations must remember that when we watch bill and Ted or sixteen candles, we’re going back in time to a joyful point in our lives. (Or maybe not) and then we get back up and go to radiation. Or take care of our sick husband or our children. That generation is Almost fifty. I was a teen when bill and Ted came out. I don’t need young people to dissect a time period that they don’t understand. Some things should just be left alone. And if your young you will see this as you get older. And yes somethings are fun to deconstruct. Like eraserhead. But everything deconstructed must be done with care. Not sarcasm and irony.
Hey now. Beethoven didn’t play “Bon Jovi” in the first movie. The song was “Play with me” by Extreme, featuring one of the greatest guitarists on the planet, Nuno Bettencourt. The neo classical shred was years ahead of its time and still is.
This felt more like 'vintage' Cracked. I know they're probably not easy to write or even come up with but more like this would reignite my interest in the channel. Heck, just dust off a bunch of articles from the old website and narrate them. It's been long enough that most regular readers (myself included) probably don't remember them anyhow
That was the coach they save her from earlier in the movie, hence why the Ravine had been named after her. (I also had a teacher that I wished had fallen in a ravine.) I don't recall what the ravine's altered name was, though.
@@gyrrakavian Eastwood, Clint Eastwood Ravine. After the events of the movie's timeline the town named the ravine after the local hero who helped capture a outlaw.
@@SouthernMercenary I always thought it was named that because Marty (aka Clint Eastwood) disappeared after the train crash so the story Doc Brown told everyone was that Clint died in the train. Just like in the original timeline, the ravine ended up being named after the person who died from falling into it.
As much as I love Pantera, it shows the complete lack of research Cracked did…Pantera only became big in 1990, with Cowboys From Hell Bill and Ted are inferred to be around 16 in Excellent Adventure, and whilst Pantera were formed in 1981, very few people even know they originally were a lame KISS rip-off Also another clue is on the guys t-shirts in the first movies…Van Halen! Heck, they even want to poach Eddie Van Halen for lead guitar 😂
So you went from a spider bite giving someone spider-like abilities.... to curing cancer. Other than that being quite the jump because those are 2 completely different things, Spider-Man has enough to deal with as it is without public knowledge of a spider that can give super powers. Although considering that it's radioactive, Peter probably just got lucky.
It’s not suggesting you just straight bite a bunch of people and see what happens. It’s about applied study of how genes are rewritten by something in the spider. That could be manipulated a million ways potentially.
To be fair to Peter he probably didn't know why he got super powers, I mean what are the chances that he even remembered that he got bit by a spider even just an hour later.
i mean, in a lab where they make genetically enhanced spiders in the latest versions, which is what he was talking about, bit by a spider, wakes up later super ripped with superhuman capabilities sorta akin to a spider being obviously genetically modified himself, kinda a hard connection to miss.
In the Casper movie the passage of time will be altered and people would not value life as much if they knew they were going to die and be brought back to life. Some things in life are better if they are not known. Convenience and ease of life really devalue life. That’s the reason why human beings don’t value physical interaction as opposed to texting and facebooking. That’s the reason why music doesn’t feel the same because waiting for a record to come out, lining up to get it and delicately protecting it made the music more valuable and thus the experience was better. We don’t value music at all now because we are too busy using streaming site and forgetting incredible musicians after a couple of days. So if we were to find a way to bring ourselves back to life we would obviously devalue the importance of the passage of time like we do in everything.
One of the best YBOC yet! I think you all are really starting to hit the zone for YBOC. Shame they made so many people mad by canning this in the past. You are good, seriously, you and your friend can really put together some funny stuff and I don't think people give you a chance because of that. I like the girl you get to do pop culture stuff too, she's good. The comic canon guy needs to tone it back a notch, I feel like he is punching me with words for some reason. All in all though, totally appreciate how you are trying but having fun while trying to revive this channel. You have my respect and views always! :D
In the 1960's, the radioactive spider was a Rando arachnid rather than something being deliberately created. That was why the spider was on Peter's clothes, and bit Aunt May in that "What if?" episode
We cant say that Casper is a man, because he died as a kid and will always have the mental age of a kid. The "life potion" should have its ingredients written in those books in casper father´s lab. It has been a long time since I watched this movie but the machine doesnt always works and never actually worked before. I remember they have tried with casper but he just was turned into fried eggs. It was just a crazy Idea until it worked .
Spoilers for Disney's "Tangled": YAAARG! Rapunzel 100% ruined humanity, too! Mother Gothel is the hero in the movie, to me! Desperately trying to preserve the cure for death! Gothel knows Rapunzel is a dumb animal in heat. Rapunzel escapes, finds mate who destroys the cure for death attached to Rapunzel's head, the end! I want to know how the future would have unfolded in "Tangled" if Mother Gothel won! We'd all live as long as we want❤
As far as I can tell. The Bill & Ted films operate in a single timeline universe. There are no diverging paths. Mozarts musical career always included a quick visit to the future. Same with Joan of Arc and the others. The historical figures who were part of these stories always were part of it. Future Bill & Ted stole dads keys long before current Bill & Ted needed them or had the idea of stealing them and leaving them in the bushes behind the sign. It may be convoluted but it does check out. So if Music sucked by the end of the trilogy... Then it probably always was going to be that way.
@@cracked Well. Yes. In the same sense that in a totally determenistic world. A murderer is still a murderer even though he/she could not do anything else.I will not argue against that.
@@cracked if you really think about it spider-man is the villain in the Raimi trilogy. He tells no one about the miracle spider, he destroys the Doc Ock machine that can create infinite energy forever, and then proceeds to tell no one about the alien parasite that infected him and with the possibility of far more parasites coming to Earth or to report on life outside of Earth which would be a scientific breakthrough.
Tony Stark or Hank Pym probably asked Peter about where his powers came from. Reed Richards too (if he's in the correct comic universe???). Lots of scientists in the MCU. Even Hulk is a scientist (when he's not angry). P.S. Logic Pro X. Respect.
@@luketerry3635 That's why it's different for girls. A woman has the only ovum on her body for her lifetime. A man theoretically away from Site X could make less damaged sperm since its creation is more..."spontaneous" and the environment is healthier
@@laurabeane8862 one Geiger counter away from being covered in a teenage boys radioactive splooge Edit: correct assumption! As long as the mutation doesn’t affect the sperm, procreation could be possible, provided the receiver doesn’t get a fatal dose of radiation.
I don't remember the Casper movie, but is there a reason they couldn't just bring back Caspers father and he could then make more of the red stuff? Then everyone could be resurrected. Of course that would then lead to a far worse future that would doom humanity, but I'm sure someone else could solve that.
It's a good thing Peter doesnt tell about the other spiders. There'd be a lot more spiderman villains. Also, It'd be insanely expensive from what we see from insulin
insulin's not even that expensive to make. it's just a demand based drug. if it's too much an issue to make more spiders with the same functionality or can't replicate their venom, there'd be a massive demand and extremely small supply
Dude, dude they are movies bro chill, chill. Mate by the end there i was worried you were gonna pop a blood vessel. I swear they make movies like this just to see how many people they can piss off. lol
About casper technically that machine and whatever that concoction was was theoretical and untested. unless casper's "uncles" were 3 hobos that his father had been testing the machine. Which if that were true that movie a lot darker than we thought and explains why they don't like casper. So if they taken it to a scientist they probably would have been laughed out of the room. Actually if you think about it was probably better to use the machine on pullman first because now they know it works and all they would need to prove it is find his corpse which probably sitting at the bottom of that hole. Plus casper's dad most like had the formula writen down somewhere.
you are way over estimating the effect those 30 people would have by missing a train... this wasn't a modern train, any schedules they had almost definitely had a open date to them between a week or two and from the sounds of it early in the movie there is probably another engine, they just needed the one currently there. As for chance meetings that would no longer occur... that could be wildly influential or zero change but that could already happen from a few seconds of Doc accidentally blocking a line while tying his shoes soooo yeah probably doesn't matter.
